Life in Toho Kingdom City Season 3

[GodzillavsJason]

Life at Toho Kingdom City, Season 3

Prologue.

Written by Flygon King

A loud, blaring whistle blasted as the train charged its way across the grassland. It was Late Spring, and the hot noon sun bore down upon the golden grass. Up ahead, lay the city of Toho Kingdom, and in all aspects, it seemed like an ordinary train ride.

However, the same could not be said for the passangers aboard.

“Master, why are we riding to our destination by train?” Chameleox hissed across the train seat. Beside him, the young vampire lord Remilia Scarlet nodded, as if also wanting to know.

Across from them, the Cosmic Devil Asmodeus sighed. “It’s because I wanted to try something different, okay? Just because I’m what I am doesn’t mean I can’t have some fun, can I?” She groaned, fanning herself with her hand. “Ultras, are you both still alive, or are you sweltering from the heat?”

“Master Asmodeus, we are both still alive.” Came the deep voice of Ultra Red from the other side of the train. Both he and Blue stood up, turned to face Asmodeus, and bowed, before sitting back down.

“Good.” She responded, starring into Chameleox’s eyes with her own, though her left eye stared off in a different direction, the gaping hole in it sending shivers down his spine. “Now remember boys, from here on out, things will be very, very interesting… I know that some of our plans haven’t exactly succeeded, but believe me, fortune will smile upon us soon enough…”

Once she finished, the other 4 began to chant, ‘LONG LIVE MASTER ASMODEUS! LONG LIVE HER REGIME!” …

…Until a voice came from behind them, demanding, “Can you folks keep quiet, we’re trying to have a card game over here.”

This new voice caused Asmodeus to stand up and twirl around, confused. She had been certain this entire train had been empty when they had embarked off, but now, in the seats behind them, were a pair of woman. One of them had long, white hair, and blue eyes, and wore rather large red robes that covered her completely, aside from her head and hands. The other was a bit taller, with short blue hair, a rather elaborate red shirt with a mirror on her chest, a long black skirt with a red flower print hem, dark red eyes, and what appeared to be a gigantic twisted rope circle behind her that had strange papers dangling from it. Asmodeus blinked once, shook her head, then said, “Sorry about that. We’ll be quiet…” Before sitting back down. She could have sworn they had not been on the train before… and they both seemed very, very odd… She shook her head. She had more important things to think about…

“NOW ARRIVING AT TOHO KINGDOM CITY! NEXT STOP, GENSOKYO!” The conductor’s voice called out as the train slowly came to a stop. As it halted, Asmodeus and her cronies exited out of the train and headed off toward the massive city before them, unaware of the train seeming to vanish into a gap behind them. A grins pread across her face…

Now, the fun was about to begin…

[GodzillavsJason]

Life in Toho Kingdom City
Season 3
Episode 1
Schools out! For summer!
Written by Alex Williams




May 23rd, 9:00 PM, 2018, Downtown of Toho Kingdom City.

“Cesar why exactly are you taking us out to drink when we all have to wake up early enough to receive our one year diplomas for being at this college?” Jake asked as Cesar, Alex, Marisa, and Kristijan were all walking down a sidewalk in the clear cool night.

“Yeah, yeah I know I know. But you guys passed all your finals and I’m taking you guys out on the town for doing great.” Cesar said with excitement. “Besides I want to go to this new bar; so don’t ruin this for me.”

“Yeah I don’t see why you’re so bothered by this Jake, I mean a friend is buying us all of our drinks and we might get laid!” Alex yelled out happily.

Jake’s face turned into disgust and said, “Please don’t say that again and just rephrase it the next time.”

“Says the guy who got laid with all those college chicks during that college party.” Alex said in reply.

“Wait you had group sex? And none of them were guys? When the hell did that ever happened and how come I never get so many fine sweet Asses all at once?” Cesar asked

“It was when you left TK city for a little bit and I just happened to be talking to a group of girls and we all went up for a great time.” Jake said.

“Wow, I mean just wow. You are a legend now. Do you think you can tell me your secret?” Cesar asked as he nudged Jake’s shoulder.

“No! Then everyone would know.” Jake said.

“Please!” Cesar begged.

“If you want I can tell you.” Alex said looking at Cesar.

“Alex……” Jake said angrily.

Cesar jumped to his feet, stood next to Alex and said, “Yes! Please tell me!”

“Alex…. Don’t!” Jake said.

“Well you have to watch Glee and talk to girls about it. Then go up into hers or their room, watch maybe an episode of Glee or two then Bam! Pow right in the kisser! You’re in bed with then all.” Alex yelled out as he slammed his hands together.

“Alex why would you do this?” Jake asked angrily.

“Hey he needed to know and plus you couldn’t honestly believe that I would keep this a secret. Hell even Marisa knew!” Alex said.

Jake turned over to Marisa and said, “You knew about this too?”

“Yeah but its not like I’m ever going to do it!” Marisa said.

“Marisa we all know you’re just denying it! We all know that you love the pussy cat.” Kristijan said to Marisa.

Marisa just turned around over to Kristijan and socked him hard in the face. The medium dark haired man fell down to the ground from the punch.

Kristijan then screamed out, “You big jerk! You’ve ruined this handsome face! Now I can’t get laid!”

“You’ve earned it Kristijan for getting an A+ for me punching you.” Marisa said somewhat amused.

“Marisa, was that necessary?” Alex asked.

“Yes because he said that I was interested in women again.” Marisa said

“Come on; someone help Kristijan up and lets enter this nightclub.” Cesar said.

Jake and Alex helped Kristijan up to his feet. The five then walked towards the front of the nightclub and waited in line. Cesar and the group walked up to the bouncer.

Cesar walked up to him and said, “I believe we have the pass to enter.”

The bouncer looked at the pass card and said, “Hey I remember all of you except for the girl here.” Everyone looked confused as what the fat bouncer said until Kristijan leaped past his friends and yelled out, “You!”

“Oh hey it was the under aged kid who couldn’t fight worth shit.” The fat man bouncer laughed out.
“I can too fight worth shit! The only reason why you won was because you’re 300 pounds and taller than me!” Kristijan angrily yelled out.

The fat man just laughed and said, “Yeah and it looks like you just lost a fight because you have blood all over your face.”

Kristijan’s face turned red but no one could tell because his face was covered in blood. Marisa walked up to the fat man and said, “I did that to him.”

The fat man just began bawling with laughter as he said, “This just keeps getting better and better. You got punched by a girl!” The fat man kept laughing till Marisa walked up to the fat man and said, “You better watch your mouth too or else you’ll end up like him!”

The fat man stopped laughing and said with a bit of fear in his voice, “Okay I’ll stop. Now enough of this hocus pocus I should just let you all in.”

The fat man opened the door as Alex, Jake, Cesar and Marisa walked in. Kristijan was about to walk in when the fat man said, “Megan Fox enjoyed it as much as I did.”

“That’s not true! Megan told me that she just laughed at you when you two were about to do it!”

“Nope she enjoyed it all the way around the world!” The Fat man yelled out happily. “I hope I get to do her again and she said that I do it better then you. Oh yeah and the reason why she made up the lie was because if she told you the truth then you would be crying like a little bitch.”

Kristijan grew even more angry as he yelled out, “Time for you to go on a diet! You fat piece of crap!”

The fat man just chuckled and said; “Watch out guys, we’ve got a badass over here.”

Everyone in line laughed as Kristijan was about to punch the fat man when Alex yelled out, “Kristijan don’t waste your time with him and enjoy the bar. Alex quickly pulled Kristijan in the bar before he could punch the fat man.

Alex and Kristijan walked towards the table where him and his friends are sitting at. “Now Kristijan you need to calm down because look at all the fine fresh fish in this sea.”

“Hey! The reason why I’m mad because he screwed Megan Fox without me knowing.”

“Well in all fairness you did cheat on her first.” Jake said

“Hey I cheated on her with some fine chicks but with her! Letting herself get stuffed by a fat turkey! No that’s just pathetic for her!”
“Come on its not all that bad right because I’m sure you’ll make her jealous by getting a lot of fine girls tonight.”

Kristijan slammed his hand down to the table and said, “Jealous? You think I’m jealous.” Kristijan began to laugh and said, “Please I can do a better then the fat man. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to wash this blood off.”

Kristijan began walking towards the bathroom when Alex said, “Well lets go catch some fish in this wonderful sea.”

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9:30 PM at the TK stomping Cinema

Zach, William and Razor all got out of Zach’s car. The three walked inside of the Movie Theater and look at the movies and its showings. Razor asked Zach, “What movie are we going to see?”

“Well since you both got A’s on all of your classes; I’m going to let you two choose as a part of my treat and also we’ll get some dinner after the movie.” Zach said.

Razor and William looked at the movies that were playing.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Alien Turtles 3: The rise of Wormy Krang (G) (Directed by Michael Bay and all the turtles are voiced by him and Krang is voiced by Shia Lebouf)

Baby from the Toilet 5: This time things get shitty. ®

Get a load of Spotter (Rated PG-13)

Cabin in the Woods 2 (Rated R)

XXXlesbianseagullsXXX (Rated X)

Gorilla Fights (PG-13)

“I think Baby from the Toilet 5 looks good. What about you Razor?” William asked

“Hmm well Get a load of Spoter looks good but I rather see the one you said. And besides Teenage Mutant Ninja Alien turtles 3 looks like crap.” Razor said

“Agreed.” William said.

The two walked up to Zach and said what movie they wanted to see. “That sounds good and I remember Kristijan saying that the first one was crap. But if that’s the movie you two want to see then that’s fine with me.”
Razor and William nodded their heads and the three were about to walk up to the concession stand when someone called out to them.

Zach turned around to see a middle aged man with blond hair with a tuxedo and with a weird thing in his hand. “You should take these two to see Cabin in the Woods 2 because it’s super amazing! I won’t spoil anything because it would ruin the experience but everyone dies in gruesome ways especially Robert England who made a guest appearance. Oh and Evil Dead 2 can skreeonk itself like the first can when the first cabin in the woods came out.”

Zach look at the blonde hair man and said, “Well as much as I disagree I never saw the first cabin in the woods but I loved all three Evil Dead movies. But if you don’t like them then that’s fin…..”

The blonde hair man interrupted him and said, “No yours and everyone else’s opinions suck! Only mine don’t suck because I’m the only one who makes sense! Also those two teens with you are retarded for choosing a shitty movie instead of an awesome sequel!”

Zach immediately walked towards the man in the tuxedo and instantly socked him in the face. The man fell down to the ground and Zach kicked him in the stomach.

“Ow! You are so mean and why did you do that! I’m going to blog about you punching me everywhere on the Internet!

“You can say that Cabin in the Woods was a good movie. You can say Evil Dead sucks but you can never call Razor and William retarded! Now get out of here before I put you in a coma so you can’t blog about your retarded opinions.”

The blonde hair man ran away crying as Zach walked back to the two and said, “Now lets pay for the movie.”

William yelled out, “That was awesome Zach!”

“Yeah you really showed him not spread his bullshit opinions in public and thanks for standing up for us.” Razor said.

“Hey anything for my two favorite students at Squid Wheel high.” Zach said as he paid for admission.

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9:40 PM; Klaus’ house.

Ever since Klaus was resurrected eight days ago, Klaus has been spending more time with his son when his ex wife was off working. It was good for the both of them because Klaus babysat Klaus JR for free and Klaus got to spend time with his son.
The two did many fun father and son activities such as playing the NES, eating lunch at Burger King, and finally watching the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

Klaus and his son were sitting on the couch watching the movie when Klaus JR poked his father with his finger. Klaus looked at his son and asked, “What is it son?”

“Daddy, how come the turtles don’t look like aliens?”

Klaus frowned for a minute and ever since Michael Bay made Teenage Mutant Ninja Alien Turtles, the Turtles have been ruined. Klaus just breathed in deeply and said, “Well long before an evil man named Michael Bay made that movie. There use to be two great movies and an awesome cartoon series where the turtles were kickass. Krang isn’t a worm but instead he is an awesome looking alien that is a brain. You should watch the original cartoon more often because it’s good.”

Klaus Jr just looked at Klaus and asked, “Daddy was Splinter ever a talking cat in the old movies and the cartoons?”

Klaus just face palmed himself and said, “No he was never a dumb cat.”

Klaus JR asked, “What was he?”

“Splinter was a rat.”

“Mommy doesn’t like rats because she says rats are nasty critters.”

“Yeah well rats aren’t to bad of creatures and….” Klaus was interrupted when the doorbell rang.

Klaus and JR got off the couch and walked towards the door. Klaus then opened the door and saw Savannah standing there in a red and black dress.

“Mommy!” JR yelled out as he ran over to his mother and hugged her.

“Hey JR did you fun at your dad’s?”

“I sure did and daddy taught me a new word when we went to lunch!”

“What new word did he teach you?”

“Titties!”

Savannah’s frowned and looked angrily at Klaus. “Klaus why did you teach him that type of language?”

“Well as you can see….”
“Daddy told me what tittes were when we saw a lady wearing a tank top at burger king. And Daddy was staring at her and told me to look at her as well. I liked it!”

Savannah was even more pissed off at Klaus now and said, “Klaus I’m very disappointed at you for teaching such inappropriate words to our child. Come on JR we’re going home.”

Klaus JR said, “Okay mommy.” JR then turned over to Klaus and gave him a big hug.

“By Daddy I hope I can see you tomorrow.”

“I hope so to son and we can see more ti….”

“Klaus no!” Savannah yelled out as her and her son walked towards their car as Klaus was standing by the door, watching them.

Klaus just laughed at Savannah’s reaction to their son saying titties. Klaus then went back into his house to watch more TMNT.

10:00 PM, TK Stomping Cinema, Theater 3

Razor and William were snacking on popcorn while Zach was just watching the movie. Razor looked at William and said, “This movie is quite good so far.”

“Yeah it sure is especially when the baby was covered in shit and began coming out of the toilet.

(Shows the movie)

Mac is running down the hall from the bathroom after he saw the baby covered in shit coming out of the toilet. The man kept running till he saw his friends in the kitchen chatting with each other.

“Guys! The baby is back!” Mac yelled out.

All of Mac’s friends were laughing when Jim asked, “Mac really? After last year where we sent the baby back through the toilet by using a plunger. The baby is gone for good.”

“No the baby is back and this time he’s covered in shit!” Mac yelled out.

“Mac you need to lie down because…….”

“Goo goo gaka!” The baby yelled out when he started running over to the group of teens.

The group of teens began screaming as the baby was running towards them. The baby quickly picked up some poop off of his own body and threw it at Jim’s face.
Jim began running around screaming as his face was melting from the crap. The remaining teens began running out of the house, screaming as the baby began to kill Jim.

(Goes back to the crowd)

Razor, William, and Zach began laughing as they watched the baby killing Jim. “This is the best movie I’ve seen all year.” William laughed out.

“Agreed I can’t believe people are saying this movie is crap.” Razor said.

“Probably because the baby is crap.” Zach laughed out.

“That is true but its still funny regardless.” Razor said.

Everyone yelled out “EW!!” When the Jim’s remains were turned into poop.”


10:30 PM, Nightclub

Cesar was sitting down on a barstool drinking his beer when he noticed a woman sitting down on a barstool next to him. Cesar took more a good look at the woman and saw that she had white hair, her body was pale, her lips were covered in red, and she was wearing a black dress that showed her cleavage.

Cesar got out a comb and combed his hair real quick before tapping on the pale woman’s shoulder. “Hey are you from Tennessee because all I see is a ten sitting right next to me.”

The pale woman merely giggled and said, “Were you Vincent Price in one of Michael Jackson’s music videos because your voice gave me a thriller.”

“I could be but it would be better if you found out on your own when we’re somewhere in private.” Cesar said

The woman giggled some more and said, “Before we go somewhere private we should properly introduce each other.”

“The name is Cesar. Cesar Angelo”

“Remilia Scarlet.” The woman said as her hair was waving around.

“That’s an unusual name but I don’t care! Now lets get some place private.”

“I know just the place; follow me.” Remilia said as she took Cesar’s hand and began to lead him outside of the nightclub.

Cesar saw his friends sitting at the table, waved at them and slapped Remilia’ nice bouncy ass. Remilia turned to Cesar and smiled at him and the two walked out of the nightclub.

“Cesar Angelo finally got the chick.” Kristijan said.

“Eh. He’s doing better than me. I haven’t gotten anything yet!” Jake said.

“Didn’t you try your glee trick on the ladies?” Kristijan asked

“I did but none of the girls like Glee here and they even made fun of me for liking a girl’s show.”

“I see and where the hell is Alex and Marisa?”

“Marisa left a while ago because everyone here was calling her a lesbian and I don’t know where Alex is.”

“Hey dudes!” Alex yelled out as ran over to the table.

“Alex where were you?” Jake asked.

“You know just got accepted inside the VIP room and was able to a lot of fine looking ladies with my pickup line.”

“And what pickup line was that?” Kristijan asked

“Hey can I dock my Crucible into your Citadel. Made that one up and just incase you didn’t notice the Crucible and the Citadel are from the Mass Effect games.”

“How does that even work?” Jake asked.

“It works because chicks dig Mass Effect here unlike Glee.”

“Did you have something to do with chicks not liking Glee?”

“No I even tried that and they said they hated Glee.”

“Well now I know that I will never come here again.”

“Hey don’t give up dude there’s still plenty of fish in the sea.”

A blonde haired woman poked her head out of the door and said, “Oh Alex didn’t you want to show us some of those Calibrations?”

“Well sorry guys but duty calls, I have to calibrate dat ass!” Alex said as he was in the VIP room in three seconds.

“You want to go to back to that University where things make sense?” Kristijan asked.

“Yeah that place actually makes sense there.” Jake said as the two walked out of the nightclub.

May 24th, 7:00 AM, Remilia’s Apartment.

Cesar opened his eyes to see the ceiling of a room he was in. Cesar the noticed a pair of arms wrapped around him. Cesar looked over to see Remilia still asleep as her head was on his chest.

Cesar looked at the clock and saw that it was 7:00 o’ clock. The man moved Remilia’s arms and her head from his chest and began to get dressed. Remilia yawned as she saw Cesar getting dressed.

Cesar looked back at her and said, “Hey, good morning.”

“Morning and where are you headed off to so early?” Remilia got up as she walked over to Cesar.

“I have to go to my friends’ one year diploma of passing their first year in college.” Cesar said as he put on his shoes.

“Oh… um I hope you have fun at your friend’s diploma.” Remilia said as she looked down.

Cesar saw that Remilia was looking a bit sad as he lifted her head up to look at him and said, “Hey if you want you can come to.”

Remilia smiled and said, “As much as I want to go I can’t because I need to do a few things around here.”

“Well the thing will last only a few hours as I’ll just be there for the party and we’ll be going out for lunch. Then after that I can come back over here and we can have more fun.” Cesar said.

Remilia smiled and said, “Yes I would like that.”

“Okay I’ll be back in a few hours and we will continue from there.” Cesar said as he gave Remilia a quick kiss and ran out of the apartment.

Remilia smiled when she saw Chameleox uncloaking in front of her. “How long have been here?” The vampire asked.
“I was just watching you and your new boy toy doing the nasty.” Chameleox hissed out.

“Yeah, yeah laugh it up but Cesar is not a bad guy for someone who was almost in a relationship to the mighty Asmodeus. I like him and we have plans later today.

“You can continue to be with him but remember don’t hesitate when the time comes to kill everyone. Including him.”

Remilia looked at her dresser, placed her hands on the dresser and said, “I know I know.”

“Good because if you hesitate then you will be terminated.” Chameleox said as Ultra Red walked next to Remilia.

“Yes and it will be me that will kill you if do not follow orders. I will turn that pretty woman that you are into a pulpy mess with my shotgun.” Ultra Red said.

“Don’t worry I’ll kill him when the time comes and now can you both leave me alone.”

“Fine but we’ll return when we review our plan of attacks on here and where Asmodeus’s enemies go to during their so called Summer Break.” Chameleox hissed as he and Ultra Red left her apartment.

Remilia sat down on her bed after they left and took a deep breath. Remilia looked down at the ground and saw that a tear fell to the ground.

8:00, Toho Kingdom Community College.

Everyone began taking a seat on chairs that were outside in front of a stage. Alex, Kristijan, and Jake were standing near the stage excited to receive their diplomas for completing a year of College.

“So we’re about to receive our diplomas. Any regrets?” Kristijan asked.

“Well we saved everyone from being zombies forever and went to a kickass college party. I would say no regrets.” Alex said

“Yeah it’s been a great year of college and not only those two adventures, we also had many great adventures so defiantly no regrets.” Jake said.

“Well I say we have the balls to walk on that stage and accept our diplomas.” Kristijan said.

The dean of the college on the stage yelled out, “Now give a round of applause for Kristijan, Jake, and Alex!”

“Well here we go.” Alex said as the three walked on the stage.

The three students waved their hands at everyone as they walked up to the dean and shook hands with the dean. The three then grabbed their diplomas and had gotten their pictures taken.

Alex stood in the middle between Jake and Kristijan and said, “Well do we have any plans for the summer?”

“I think I would want to have a pool party.” Jake said.

“Getting drunk of Fourth of July.” Kristijan said.

“Nice and we should defiantly go to comic con this year.” Alex said.

“Agreed!” Kristijan and Jake both said.

“Now lets get this summer started and DJ tune in the music!” Alex yelled out

The DJ nodded his head and soon music began to play as everyone celebrated on the college campus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDqNHl9ACQs

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Alex-Leonardo
Klaus-Donatello
Jake-Michelangelo
Cesar-Raphael
Savannah-April
Razor-Casey
Chameleox-Shredder
Ultra Red and Ultra Blue- Bebop and Rocksteady
Asmodeus-Krang

[GodzillavsJason]

Life in Toho Kingdom City
Season 3
Episode 2
SPLASH!
Written by Alex Williams



June 21st 2018

It had been nearly a month since Alex, Kristijan, and Jake finished their second year of community college. The three and including everyone else have been distant with each other as they had their own plans during the summer so far.

Klaus has been away from TK city for a few weeks taking his ex wife and their son to Disney Land. Ever since Savannah and Klaus started connecting more often everyone else kept saying that Klaus and Savannah are going to hook up again. Both Klaus and Savannah have both dismissed those claims against them but their friends knew that they were going to hook up again.

William went on a rap tour across the country. Zach regularly invited his football friends over to play football and watched football on TV. Though sometimes when Zach was driving around town he would see Razor with a girl at the old fashioned 50’s dinner.

Zach stopped his car and would watch the two sharing a milkshake together like those old 50’s TV shows with the Greasers and the preppies. You know like in Grease and that show with the Fonz where he goes A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I right? Now back to episode

Cesar was spending more time with his lucky girl Remila and less time with his friends. While Kikomia is off doing his usual thing with women though occasionally he calls Marisa for his parties but she doesn’t return his calls.

Alex and Jake haven’t hung out together that much either as they had their own things. Such as Alex visiting his parents and some old friends of his while Jake went to TK Community College to clean out his locker because he apparently forgot to clean it.

TK Community College

Jake walked down the empty halls of the community college looking for his locker. Ever since they graduated only a few people were around here such as the janitors, mechanics, and that creepy homeless guy that always hung outside of the school.

Jake finally found his locker, the man took a deep breath out, readying himself of the horrors that his locker would show him. Jake then opened his locker door and instantly papers and other belongings of his knocked him down to the ground. The next thing Jake saw was that he was on the ground covered of everything that was in his locker. Jake yelled out in frustration when he saw a black haired woman with tan skin and was wearing a black dress. The woman was standing over him and was smiling at him as she offered her hand to Jake.

Jake grabbed her hand and the woman helped him up. The two smiled at each other for a minute until the woman asked Jake, “It seems like your having a hard time cleaning out your locker there.”

“Yeah no kidding.” Jake breathed out.

“Do you need any help cleaning that out?”

Jake looked at her, then at his locker, then back at his locker, and finally said, “Sure I can use the help.”

Jake and woman were cleaning his locker for about ten minutes when Jake thought of a question to ask her. Jake looked over at the girl in black getting papers out of his locker and asked, “I forgot to ask what is your name?”

The woman turned around and said, “Lea. Lea Michelle and I assume yours is Jake Kuso from the number of papers with the name on it?”

Jake chuckled for a bit and said, “Yep that’s my name and can I ask another question?”

“Sure.”

“Are you new here in TK if not then I never saw you around here.”

“Yeah I just moved here about a week ago and this my first day coming over here because I’m enrolling here for next semester.”

“Well I hope you’re prepared to have craziness at this school because a lot of fun an weird things happen here.”

“Like what?”

“Well there was this one time where two of my friends started a brawl in the Japanese classroom arguing which Pokemon was better Squirtle or Pikachu. The whole fight caused everyone in the classroom to throw things at each other and Sparta kick each other into things.”

Lea just stared at him and Jake continued saying, “Yeah and by the end of the fight, the class look it just got bombed as people were lying around injured and things were everywhere.”

“Just for arguing which Pokemon is better?”

“Yeah crazy stuff people argue about these days.”

“Hey I’m trying to get to know people around here and it looks like I already started knowing you.”

“So you want to meet more people around here?”

“Well yeah because you seem like the person to have lot of friends.”

“I sure am!”

“In a few days I’m throwing a pool party hoping that I will make some friends. So do you think that you can get your friends to come over?”

Jake smiled and said, “Yeah I’ll get my friends to come over just give me the time and place.”

“Thank you. The party will start on the twenty fourth at one PM and it is at William McKinley Avenue.”

“Alright I’ll make sure I can show up there.”

“Thank you” Lea said as the two continued to clean Jake’s locker.

June 24th 1:00 PM

Lea’ house

Lea was outside by her pool, setting up the tables with napkins, forks, and paper plates. The woman smiled as everything was set up and now all there was left to do was wait for her guests to come.

Then a knock came on the fence and Lea turned around to see the fence moving. Lea smiled and ran over to the fence. She opened up the fence and saw a man with dark brown hair wearing a Reno 911 shirt, with red swim trunks and holding a bag.

“Hi are you Lea Michelle and is this where my friend Jake told me where the party is at?”

“Yes! This is the place and you are?”

“The name is Alex Williams and I’m Jake’s best friend.” Alex said as he put his hand out for a handshake.

“Its nice to meet you.” Lea said as the two shook hands.
Alex walked inside the pool area and began observing the pool. The pool had two ladders to get out of the pool with, a water slide, and a diving board. Alex smiled at the pool, turned around and said, “Very nice pool you have there and it reminds me of my grandfather’s pool.”

“Thank you and if you want you can put your bag on one of those chairs.”

“Alright sounds good.”

Lea smiled as already one of Jake’s friends showed up and that smile grew wider when she heard another knock at the fence. She opened up the fence and saw a group of three teens at the fence.

One of them had spiky hair and was wearing a green t-shirt with blue swim trunks. The other was a girl who was wearing a pink and yellow bikini with sunglasses.

“Hi who are you two….” Lea was interrupted when Alex walked up to the two and yelled out, “Hey Razor it’s been a while and who is this?”


Razor turned around to Alex and said, “Oh this is my new friend Reptzilu, she’s new here like Lea.”

“I see and it’s nice to meet you Reptzilu.”

“Yeah you too and Razor, I may be an Ewok, but I’m all Wookiee where it counts.” Reptzilu said.

Alex started laughing as soon as she said her pick up line with Razor and said, “Razor I think your friend here is flirting with you.”

Razor chuckled for a minute and said, “Yeah she does with me a lot and we have fun making jokes like that.”

Lea and Alex face palmed themselves, as Razor was clueless that Reptzilu was hitting on him. Alex elbowed Lea and said, “Well lets get this party started.”


Over the next 20 minutes Jake, Zach, Kristijan, and Marisa arrived at the party and greeted each other. Right away everyone was in the pool doing different stuff such as Alex and Zach having a swimming race and Kristijan going down the water slide.

Kristijan went underwater from the sliding down from the slide and quickly emerged from the water. Kristijan looked at Marisa and Lea and then at his muscles.

“Hey ladies you want a piece of this!” Kristijan said as he looked at himself.
Marisa nearly puked and Lea just shook her head, as they both said, “Sorry not interested!”

“Fine then suit yourself Lea as Marisa would try to hit on you.”

Marisa looked at Kristijan angrily, grabbed a noodle and began to attack Kristijan with it.

“Ow! Ow! Stop it! Ow! Leave me alone! Te Ow!” Kristijan screamed out as began to swim away from Marisa.

Lea laughed as Marisa swam back in her pink bikini to Lea and Lea asked, “Does he always call you a lesbian or makes hints about?”

“Yeah he does that all time just because I never really talk to any guys.”

“Oh I see and you’re not a lesbian are you?”

“No! ew! Defiantly not!”

“Just making sure because I’m not interested in women.”

.****************

Alex and Zach were having multiple swimming races trying to prove who’s better but so far every race they had have would only end in a tie. So the two just decided that they’re best swimmers here and decided to do different things.

Alex swam over to Jake, Marisa, and Lea while Zach got out of the pool to visit Razor and Reptzilu. Zach got out a can of coke and sat at the table with Razor and Reptzilu.

Zach opened up his coke and asked Razor, “Hey who’s your new friend?”

“Zach this is Reptzilu, she likes Godzilla, Dinosaurs, and all the things I like! Isn’t she awesome?”

“Yeah she sounds awesome so how did you two meet?”

“We first met at the park when Razor…….

(Cue Flashback)

Razor was eating his sandwich at the bench when someone threw his sandwich down to the ground. Razor looked up and saw Gabara smiling evilly at him.

“Where is my lunch money punk?”

“Gabara! School is out! You don’t need lunch money.”

“Of course I do! I need your lunch money to buy electric drugs.”

“Is there even such things as that?”

“Yeah there is; it’s just rare.”

“I see…. Oh! My god! Look over there! Someone is showing Godzilla’s Revenge on TV!”

“Where!” Gabara yelled out as Razor took off running.

Gabara tried to look for the screen and realized he was tricked yet again. “Goddamnit I got to stop falling for his tricks.” Gabara said as he began to chase after Razor.

Razor started screaming as Gabara was chasing after him, yelling out random names out to Razor. The teen was still running until he turned around and hid behind a tree. Razor took a deep breath in and out until he heard someone talking to him.

“Hey what are you running from?” A girl wearing a Baragon shirt and blue jeans said.

Razor kept breathing in and out until he finally said; “I’m being chased by Gabara for not giving him lunch money.”

The girl let out a laugh and said, “Oh you mean the green kid that’s on steroids and has zits all over his body?”

“Yeah that kid.”

“He doesn’t look so scary.”

“Well have fun facing him.” Razor said as Reptzilu walked from behind the tree and saw Gabara running towards her.

Gabara ran into Reptzilu but she just put her hand on Gabara’s head and the green teenager yelled out, “Get out of my way little girl! I’m going to kick Razor’s ass!”

“Leave him alone!”

“Oh yeah! You and what army puny little girl?”

“This one!” Reptzilu yelled out as she socked Gabara in the face, causing Gabara to fall down to the ground.

Reptzilu looked down at Gabara and saw that he had a bloody face. Gabara got up and began to cry and then ran off, yelling, “You skreeonk bitch, I’ll come back to kick your ass later!”

Razor watched as Gabara ran off crying and emerged from the tree. Razor then ran up to Reptzilu and gave her a big bear hug. “Thank you for saving me from Gabara.”

“No problem and I wanted to protect such a cute guy such as yourself.”

“Yeah me with my good looks and besides my name is Razor.”

“Reptzilu” The two then walked off and began to talk together.

(Goes back to the Present)

“Huh that’s interesting story. Funny how Gabara can bring us all together.” Zach laughed out.

“I know and it’s weird that I always make friends through Gabara.” Razor said

“Hey but at least you have Zach and me as friends to protect you from Gabara. But besides I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.” Reptzilu said as she put her arm around Razor’s body.

Razor laughed out loud as he said, “Ah Reptzilu, you’re my funny friend.”

This caused Zach to face palm himself, as Razor was clueless that Reptzilu was flirting with him.

Alex and Jake began chatting with Lea and Marisa as they were in the pool.

“So Lea how do you like being at TK city so far?” Jake asked

“Its really fun so far just wish I can find myself a job around here.”

“Well maybe I can find you a job at TK National Steakhouse.” Marisa said

“Really? Because that would be great!” Lea said happily.

“Hey sorry to interrupt but do you happen to like Glee at all?” Jake asked

“Why yes I do.” Lea said as she smiled.

“Awesome who’s your favorite characters?”

“Ah here we go.” Alex said.

(Sorry to end the pool party right here guys its just because I don’t really have any ideas for this episode because of like everything like writer’s block and me having to end up writing the episode. So here are some comparisons)

The Avengers

Alex= Ironman
Jake= Captain America
Cesar= Thor
Mist= Hulk
Razor= Bruce Banner
Marisa= Black Widow
Klaus= Hawkeye
Kristijan= Nick Fury
Gabara= Loki
Asmodeus= Thanos

Invader Zim

Alex= Zim
Jake= Gir
Ultra Red= Computer
Razor= Dib
Marisa= Gaz
Asmodeus= Ms. Bitters
Zach= Professor Membrane
Mist= Bloaty’s Pizza Hog
Cesar= Red Tallest
Kristijan= Purple Tallest
Remilia= Tak
William= Poop Dog
Ultra Blue= Mimi
Chameleox= Sizz Lor
Nick= Skoodge
Klaus Jr= Mini Moose

[GodzillavsJason]

Life in Toho Kingdom City
Season 3
Episode 3
Fourth of July
Written by Alex Williams



Fourth of July, 5:00 PM

Cesar’s House

“Happy Independence day from you tea drinking red coat motherfuckers!” Kristijan yelled out after he took a chug from his beer.

“Jesus H Christ Kristijan! Watch your skreeonk mouth around my kid!” Klaus yelled out

“skreeonk!” Klaus Jr yelled out innocently and smiled after he said it.

“See what you did Kristijan! Now I have to tell Jr not to say that again when his mother comes back over here.”

“Klaus do you just want me to take him inside the kitchen with Remilia and I?” Cesar offered.

“Yeah go ahead just in case Kristijan and I say more of the F word.”

“Come on Jr lets go back inside and you can play some video games.”

“I love video games!”

JR followed Cesar in his house. Klaus and Kristijan continued to drink beer and socialize.

“There’s something I forgot to ask you. Why did you say skreeonk the red coat tea drinkers when you weren’t from Britain or born here?”

“I just felt like saying that you know.”

“Interesting then and when are the others coming over?”

“I’m sure they’ll be here soon.”

*************
JR followed Cesar into the house and arrived into the kitchen seeing Remilia prepping some of the food. Klaus Jr saw the pale women with white hair and her pale body in a red shinny dress, chopping vegetables up because she likes chopping peop….. I mean vegetables into pieces for meals. Klaus Jr turned around to ask Cesar who Remilia was when he saw Cesar staring and drooling over the beauty of Remilia.

The little kid tugged the man’s sleeves, instantly getting Cesar’s attention and looking down at him. Cesar asked, “Yes?”

“Who is that very pretty girl?”

“Oh that’s Remilia my girlfriend and YOU LAY A HAND ON HER AND I’LL SHOVE MY FOOT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!” Cesar yelled out in a very demonic like voice at Klaus JR.

Klaus JR’s eyes began watering up as Cesar realized what he just said and quickly said in a calm worried voice, “Don’t cry Jr. Please don’t cry! I’m sorry.”

But it was no use as Klaus JR began bawling as Klaus quickly rushed inside and saw his son crying. Klaus looked at Cesar in a very pissed off manner as he held his son and asked in a very angry manner, “What the hell did you do?”

Cesar blushed as he said, “Well….. I…… um…… um……”

Klaus Jr cried out, “He yelled at me and said, “I’ll shove my foot right up your ass!””

Klaus was still pissed off at Cesar, pulled out a knife and rammed him against a wall and said, “You say something like that to my son again and you will be in a world of pain by not only having your bones broken but also watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3!”

Cesar’s eyes widen as he heard TMNT3 and Klaus said, “Now do I make myself clear?”

Cesar nodded, as the knife Klaus held was right by his neck. “Good now I’m glad you understand.”

Klaus walked back to JR and assured him that everything will be all right and to still go with Cesar to play video games. Klaus looked at Remilia who only had a neutral manner and said, “Sorry you had to see that mam.”

Remilia quickly said, “Its alright Klaus, sometimes Cesar doesn’t know what to say at certain times but it does make me want to get in bed with him some more and do some nice cra….”

“I don’t want to hear it!” Klaus yelled out as he ran back outside.

Remilia and Cesar laughed as Klaus Jr asked, “Remilia what do you mean by crazy stuff?”

Remilia looked at the little boy and tried to figure out what to say when she said, “Well when two people love each other very much, they like to hug and sometimes they like to hug even more crazy.”

“Oh! Okay! You mean like some of those people on TV that I would see daddy watching sometimes! The little boy said.

“Um….. well lets not get into that topic and how about uncle Cesar here just takes you in the room where he keeps the 720 at.”

Klaus JR only smiled and followed Cesar into the room where his video games were. The two entered the room and Jr was amazed by the room’s appearance as the walls were painted with Nintendo, Playstation and the Xbox’s logos. There was a huge flatscreen tv that would be about 75 inches wide and multiple consoles were by the TV such as the 360, 720, PS4, Wii CTRL U and many others.

“So JR you’ll play the 720 that has Call of Duty 85 that’s about the same as every other one.”

“How come you play it if it’s the same as the other ones?”

“Because…. I don’t know.” Cesar said as he put the disc into the system and handed JR the controller.

“So how do I play this game?”

“Okay, first of all you press A to jump but its just pointless, B to melee, Right trigger to shoot, left to shoot, x to reload, and start is to pause.”

Klaus Jr just looked at the screen and clicked start. “Alright then you’ll want to go into multiplayer and start a match.” Cesar said as Klaus JR quickly did what Cesar told him to.

The two waited as ten other people joined the match and soon the game started. “Okay now you might not be good at this game right away but you’ll do go….” Cesar was interrupted as Jr instantly killed a person just by knifing him.

“Damn not even five seconds in the match and you already killed someone. That’s impressive.”

“Oh my god! You skreeonk cockfag! You son of motherfucking cheating camping faggot noob!” Yelled out a player

Klaus Jr only giggled from the response from player as he sniped three more players. “Get the skreeonk down from that hill, you gay ass skreeonk noob!”

Klaus Jr then sneaked behind a player and slit the player’s character’s throat and the player yelled out, “You cocksucker! skreeonk you! Mom’s where my energy drink!”

Another player responded in a worried manner and said, “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

Cesar and Klaus Jr only laughed at the other player’s responses. “I think you’ll do great in this game. Cesar said as he patted the little kid on the shoulder.

Thirty minutes into the party Alex, Jake, Lea, Marisa, Savannah, Zach, Razor, and Reptzilu all arrived at Cesar’s house. The group walked up to the door and Alex rang the doorbell.

Cesar watched Klaus Jr as the little kid was playing the Xbox 720 when he heard the doorbell ringing. Cesar left the little kid playing the video game to go answer the door.

The man then opened up the door to see his friends standing by the door and asked, “Do you have the stuff?”

“Do you have the goods?” Alex asked back.

“It only matters if you have the good kind.”

“Do you have the good kind of goods such as bacon burgers and chicken wings?”

“They’re cooking but you still haven’t answered my question. Do you have the goods?”

Alex stared at Cesar for a good five minutes until Alex started laughing when he said, “Of course I have the goods dude!” Alex then handed Cesar one of the boxes.

Cesar quickly opened the box and both of his eyes went wide as he saw many of the fireworks in the box. Cesar quickly reached for a firework and said the name, “King Cesar’s exploding hair!”

“See I told you I delivered! Alex yelled out while Jake pushed past Alex and said, “Oh and it when it finishes lighting up in the sky. It says that hair rains down on us for a good thirty seconds.”

“Ew! I think I’ll go inside for that one.” Lea said disgusted.

“Agreed.”

“Why so you two can make out why we’re all covered in pussy hair!” Kristijan yelled from backyard.

Marisa and Lea got pissed off and Zach asked, “How could he have heard us?”

“When ever Kristijan hears something that closely sounds like something sexual even though its not he can hear it.” Marisa said.

Razor raised his finger up high and said, “Even if you said it on the otherside of the world?”

“Yes.” Marisa responded to the teenager.

Reptzilu quickly walked next to Razor and said, “You know maybe we can go somewhere on the other side of the world and maybe do some stuff together.”

Everyone looked at Razor and waited for his response when Razor laughed out loud, saying, “Reptzilu! I don’t know how you think of these jokes but they are hilarious!”

The teenager continued laughing as to the point where fell down to the ground while everyone face palmed themselves as Razor was to stupid to notice that Reptzilu was flirting with him.

“So……. Back to where we were with the party. Um well if you come with me, you guys can set the food that you brought in the kitchen while Alex you can bring the fireworks out in the backyard for now.” Cesar said as he began to walk into the kitchen with everyone following him.

The group followed Cesar in the kitchen where Alex, Jake, Zach, and Razor instantly lowered their jaws as they saw the very sexy looking Remilia in her red dress.

Remilia turned around to see the rest of the gang is here and said, “Oh you guys can put the food here and here on these counters.”

The five guys just looked at Remilia as they hypnotize by her boobs just going up and down as she pointed her fingers on where to put the food. Remilia then notice that the guys were drooling on the floor from them staring at her and not paying attention to a word she just said.

“Are any of you paying attention to me?” Remilia said

“Apparently not because they’re all staring at your breasts.” Marisa said.

“You know you like them! Marisa!” Kristijan yelled out from outside.

“Shut up Kristijan!” Yelled out Remilia, Marisa, Savannah and Reptzilu.

Savannah walked over to the group of five and snapped her fingers in front of them and said, “Hey stop staring at her breasts and put the damn food on the counters.”

The five guys didn’t hear a word she just said when Razor just collapsed onto the ground. Luckily he was the only who wasn’t holding food while Zach said, “I would like to play football with you.”

“Can we go watch Glee?” Jake asked.

“Remilia may I dock my Crucible into your Citadel?” Alex asked.

“Remilia ignore prepping the food and everyone and lets go play a game in the bedroom.” Cesar said.

“Ah god! You men don’t know when to stop do you?” Remilia said.

“I love staring at the prize.” Zach said.

Remilia just breathe in deeply and turned around so her boobs weren’t facing them. “Did they stop staring yet?”

“No! Now they’re staring at your ass.” Savannah said.

“Dat ass!” Alex yelled out

“Ah for crying out loud!” Remilia said as she walked out of the kitchen.

The four guys stopped staring and Jake asked, “Was there something that someone wanted us to?”

“Yeah put the food on the counter you drooling morons!” Marisa yelled out.

“Oh okay! That’s easy enough.” Alex said.

The four men then put the food on the counter while Zach asked, “Should we wake up Razor?”

“Sure wake him up Reptzilu.” Lea said.

“My pleasure.” Reptzilu said as she walked over towards the unconscious Razor and kneel down near him.

“Wake up my handsome little nerd and see a very attractive woman when you open your eyes.”

Within a second after Reptzilu finishing her sentence, Razor opened his eyes and started laughing. “What’s so funny Razor?” Reptzilu asked with a slight irritated hint in her voice.

“Just that when I go unconscious after seeing a very pretty lady, my funny friend wakes me up with a funny joke.” Razor said and shortly after started laughing really hard.

Reptzilu’s face turned red and she stormed out of the kitchen when everyone just looked at the confused Razor. “Why is she angry? She should be happy that I laughed at her joke.”

Lea put her hand on her head and said, “You really have no idea do you?”

“Dumbass!” Alex yelled out.

***********************

The group walked out in the backyard where tables were set on the patio and on the grass. The backyard was about 2 acres wide with green grass that was recently cut, a small pond that was built by Cesar to keep his pet fishes and a turtle in there. And when the turtle fell down his back, a recording would be heard throughout the whole property saying, “Help! I’m turtle and I can’t get up!”

“Wait a minute Cesar. You can afford all of this but you won’t build a pool, I mean Jesus H Christ, it’s a hundred and sixty five degrees out here!” Alex yelled out.

“Well why don’t you get your own pool then.” Cesar said back.

“First of all I live in an apartment and second of all I work in K-Mart!”

“Wait a minute! I thought Klaus killing your boss solved everything?”

“Well not everything because his brother became the new boss. So yeah.”

“That sucks dude and hey dinner is about ready.” Cesar said as he walked towards the barbeque.

“Alright finally, I’m so hungry that I can eat Ted Nugget.” Razor said

“Razor its Ted Nugent not Nugget.” Zach said.

“Oh I always thought it was Nugget and I always wondered why his last name would be Nugget. That’s a herp a derp for me” Razor said

“Yeah well if its any consolation at least you didn’t say Tad Nugent like Fez did on That 70’s show.” Kristijan said.

“That 70’s show?” Razor asked.

“Yeah it was that was based on the 70’s. You never heard of it before?” Kristijan asked.

“Never heard of it but it sounds boring compared to that 80’s show. It’s just a damn shame that show got canceled.” Razor said.

Kristijan began breathing in deeply as it looked like he was having a seizure until he finally said, “You have five seconds to run before I put my foot right up in your ass!”

Razor’s eyes widen as five seconds have passed as Kristijan began charging towards him. Razor then began to scream as everyone including Reptzilu watched as Kristijan was chasing Razor on the grass.

Lea walked next to Reptzilu and asked, “Aren’t you going to protect Razor?”

“What! No Kristijan can kick his ass because he’s Dumbass.”

“But you still do have a crush on him right?”

“Oh yeah defiantly even is he is a bit dumb at times.”

“Hey come on guys stop fooling around and have some dinner.” Cesar called over to Kristijan and Razor.

Kristijan stopped and said, “You’re just lucky you’re not getting your ass kicked today because it’s the fourth and I’m hungry.”

“Sounds good enough to me.” Razor breathed out as the two walked over to grab their food.

Everyone began eating and within ten minutes within the eating someone had a question about a certain someone.

“Hey guys how come Nick hasn’t been hanging out with us recently?” Jake asked

“Yeah that’s what I want to know because ever since Klaus was some how resurrected, he just stop hanging out with us.” Alex said

“I recall Nick saying he took some sort of solving mysteries job.” Zach said.

Meanwhile!

Nick and a two other detectives opened up a door that leads into a bedroom. The three detectives walked inside the room and saw a dead body lying on the bed. One of the detectives eyes widen as he saw some mysterious on the dead body.

“Nick! Find out what kind of substance is on the body!”

“Yes sir!” Nick said as he put on his gloves and began to examine the body. After a few minutes of examining the body, Nick turned around to the two with a disturbed look on his face.

“So what do you make of this Nick?”

“This body seems to be covered ………… in semen.” Nick said in a disturbed and disgusted manner.

“Hmm I guess you can say that she…..”

The detective stopped his sentence and put on his sunglasses and continued his sentence “was stuck in a sticky situation.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

Back at the party

“Well hopefully he’ll come back soon because I need a friend that I can talk to Mass Effect about.” Alex said

“He was cool guy when he hung out with us and I have to say Klaus, good job on having us meet him during the Saint Patrick’s voyage.” Jake said.

“No problem dudes.” Klaus said.

1 hour later of eating.

“Wow! It’s already getting dark! You know what that means?” Cesar said

“Fireworks!” Everyone yelled out!

“Damn straight! Now lets go light these suckers off out in the front.” Cesar said as him and everyone else got out of their chairs to walk to the front yard.

Everyone now arrived at the front yard with the boxes of fireworks. After deciding on which one should be lighted first, it was ultimately decided that Big Johnny’s exploding rocket should be lighted first.

Cesar put the firework rocket on the street, lit it and ran back to the others and yelled out, “Alright this is a big one!”

After a few seconds of waiting, the rocket lit off and exploded in the sky with red, white and blue. Everyone’s reaction went ooh ah!

Once that firework stopped exploding in the sky Cesar began setting off the other fireworks and the colorful explosions in the sky amaze and made everyone happy.

Cesar and Remilia sat on a blanket that they laid on the grass. Cesar put his arm around Remilia and the pale woman smiled. Remilia looked over at her lover and said, “These fireworks are amazing and explode really loud. I was wondering if you wanted to have our very own fireworks show in the bedroom.” Remilia then had her finger have on one of the straps that we’re holding her dross fall down to her arm.

Cesar’s eyes widen and immediately yelled out, “Hell yes! Let’s got now!” Cesar quickly picked up Remilia, which caused her to giggle.

Before Cesar ran inside, he yelled out to Alex, “Alex! Remilia and I are going to have own firework show…. So your in charge of this one!”

“Cesar you luck SOB! I’ll take care of this fireworks show.” Alex said

Cesar then ran inside holding Remilia in his arms. “Damn how come I never get some fine woman like that.” Zach said.

“I don’t know but I’m sure you’ll get one soon.” Alex said as he lit the next firework.

Alex quickly ran away from the firework as it exploded into the sky. Jake and Lea were sitting on the tailgate on Cesar’s truck, watching the fireworks when Lea spoke up saying, “It’s beautiful isn’t it?”

“Why it sure is and I love Fourth of July because of the food, fireworks, and just friends and family.” Jake responded

“That’s exactly why I love Fourth of July is that you can spend time with your friends and a certain cute person sitting right next to me.”

Jake blushed a little bit from the compliment Lea said and responded by saying, “Well you know I always like sitting next to a pretty woman like yourself during the fourth and then going home and watching Glee with her.”

Lea blushed brightly, smiled and said, “I would love to do that if you’re really are interested in doing that with a pretty woman like myself.”

“Oh I’m interested.” Jake said as the two leaned towards each and placed their lips on each other. Jake grabbed Lea while they were kissing and began to stroke her back as some loud moans were coming from Lea.

After what seemed like an eternity for the two, the two finally parted their lips from each other and began to breathe. “Wow that was amazing!” Lea breathed out.

“I know! You wanna go back to my place and watch Glee and do some other stuff?” Jake asked

“Lets.” Lea said as the two turned around and saw everyone else staring at them.

Jake didn’t know how to react and thought of an excuse to go when Alex quickly yelled out, “Woah! Jake’s got the girl!”

“Go get her Jake! And then tell me how she is! So I can try her out later with my irresistible charms.” Kristijan said.

“Um yeah thanks guys and now we have to go. So I’ll see you guys later so bye!” Jake said as him and Lea ran towards his car and quickly drove off.

After the two drove off, Zach complained, “How come I never get the chick!”

Alex just shrugged and went off the light the next firework. Klaus and Savannah were standing watching the fireworks when she yelled out, “Oh Shit! Where’s Jr!”

Klaus thought where Jr was for a minute until he remembered where he was. Klaus then laughed out, “Oh that’s right! He’s playing video games inside!”

In the video game room, Klaus JR continued playing Call of Duty 85 non-stop with all the players yelling out curse words at him.

“Get the skreeonk offline you skreeonk rooster sucker!”

“Get a life you asshat!”

“You’re a skreeonk noob for using a rocket launcher in a knife fight!”

“If I ever find out who you are! I’m going to rip out your eyeballs and skull skreeonk you! You skreeonk pussy!”

All the players’ responses just made Klaus Jr laugh really hard as he continued to enjoy the game.


That 70’s show Comparisons

Alex- Red Forman
Savannah- Kitty Forman
Jake-Eric Forman
Klaus-Hyde
Lea-Donna
Remilia- Jackie
Cesar- Michael Kelso
Kristijan-Fez
Asmodeus- Laurie
Zach- Bob
Nick- Leo
Marisa- Big Rhonda

[GodzillavsJason]

Life in Toho Kingdom City
1 Year anniversary episode
Written by Alex Williams


THIS IS A NON-CANNON EPISODE! This episode was only made for the one-year anniversary of this awesome series so I made this episode all for you guys. For being supportive through out this series. So I hope you enjoy.


2:00 PM, 2018 at The TK National Steak House

“Hi I’m Alex Williams from that hit show called Life in Toho Kingdom City.”

“And I’m Jason Statham from all of those action movies that made me famous and from the same show my co star just said. But seriously my name is Klaus as you all know but I am a real badass.”

“Yeah huh sure but anyway….”

“Wait! You disagree that I’m a badass?” Klaus said in a angry voice.

“Well I admit that you’re awesome being a bounty hunter and shit like that but dude! You’re scared of a skreeonk Gorilla.”

“No not a skreeonk Gorilla but a rapist finger skreeonk licking homo Gorilla.”

“So all he ever does is try to lick your fingers not try to get in your pants.”

“Oh bullshit! Heres an example on how he wanted to get in my pants.”

2 months ago at Elzar’s

Klaus, JR, and Savannah are all eating at a booth when Mist landed right next to the table and screamed out, “FINGER LICKEN GOOD!”

Savannah and Klaus JR just looked at the scary gorilla with a weird look when the gorilla looked at Klaus and asked, “Hey Klaus are you free or anything this Saturday because I want take you out to a movie and go back to my place for some freaky cross species sex.”

Klaus slammed his hands on the table, stood up and yelled out, “Goddamnit Mist! How many times have I told you? I’m not into bestiality and I’m not gay! Get that through you’re thick big primitive skull you stupid monkey!”

“Fine! I never want to see you again! And have fun with hore and bastard of a son!” Mist screamed out as he ran out of Elzar’s crying.

Savannah looked at Klaus as he sat back down and asked, “Why is that Gorilla obsessed with you?”

“Long story.”

“What day is today? It’s Leela’s birthday!” Elzar sang out as he walked over to the table of three.

“Wrong show idiot.” Klaus said in an annoyed manner.

End Flashback

“Oh now I see and you could have said that before we rolled the camera.”

“Well you wouldn’t listen to me so we had to put that on the anniversary episode.”

“Alright fine lets just drop it and talk more about the Anniversary.”

“As you all know we would like to show you the audience that just loves except maybe for Cesar. But we’re going to show you some of our favorite moments in the series.”

“Well as for me I loved just about every moment in the series but I can’t really say what my favorite moment is. Though I will say one of my favorite moments is when we were all driving in the rain. There are a lot of good moments but I’ll only put one of these parts in here.

Alex pulled up the car at Kristijan’s house and said, “Kristijan we’re hear and get on out and enjoy your mistresses.”

Season 2
Episode 8
Driving in the rain

Kristijan got out of the car and said, “Thanks Alex and bye lesbo!”

Marisa roared angrily at Kristijan as he ran in his house as Alex put his hand on Marisa’s shoulder and said, “Its not worth it right now.”

“Fine I’ll drop it for now but no one will stop me from murdering him anytime soon.” Marisa said

“Good to hear and who am I dropping off next.” Alex asked

“You can drop me off next.” Said Jake

“Alright sounds good.” Alex said as he began driving.

“So is anyone going to see any movies soon?” Klaus asked

“Well Pokemon 21:Ash’s and Pikachu’s drunken adventure looks good but it seems inappropriate for the kids because its alcohol and drug uses.” Jake said,

“You don’t say?” Klaus said as he made the Nicholas Cage meme face at Jake.

“What I’m just saying that it contains Alcohol and drugs.” Jake said

“Yeah but its obvious those things would be in there.”

“True but it still looks entertaining.”

“Yeah it looks fun and hey when does it come out?”

“Next week.”

“Great lets go see it.”

“Next week is going to be so awesome.” Jake said excitedly

“Mind if I tag along?” Alex asked

“Sure why not and we can be the three musketeers.” Klaus said

“Good and its good thing that I dropped Kristijan off first because he was getting annoying with insulting Marisa and all that other stuff.” Alex said

“True on that friend.” Klaus said

“That was also one of my favorite episodes because it was just friends just in a car together just taking and listening to the nice rain out side of the car.” Klaus said

“That’s why I always liked this episode a lot and fun fact, when I had my rant on you guys I accidentally drove the car off the road and crashed the car into a tree.”

“Yeah I remember that and it’s good no one was hurt but it was funny to see Kristijan and Marisa were holding each other when we were about to crash.”

Alex laughed out loud when he said, “Hah! That was just funny to see and it gets even funnier that it’s so rare that they even hate each other out of the show.”

“You guys should really see them behind stage. It’s a goddamn mess but no one cares because it’s always funny.”

“Yeah I remember those fun memories and we should show you one of them but we’re taking up time for the episode so I’ll just ask. What was your favorite moment of the series Klaus?”

“That’s an easy one, it’s the Halloween episode.”

“Damn that’s a good one and it’s me nostalgic.”

“Well as much as I would love to show you all the Halloween episode, I’m just going to show you all a segment on it.”

Season 1
Episode 8
Where is Mah Brains?


Alex and Kristijan finished their trick or treating route early and they also scared little kids in their costumes. Alex was driving in his car with Kristijan while Jake texted him “Hey Alex and Kristijan meet me, Klaus, and Caesar at the Halloween party at the cafeteria at the community college okay.”

Alex texted back saying that they’ll meet them there when Kristijan said “Holy shit Alex watch out!” Kristijan yelled out

Alex looked up and saw they were about to hit a little kid. Alex quickly put his hands on the steering wheel to steer away from the little kid but it was to late as Alex accidentally ran the kid over with his car.

Alex and Kristijan quickly got out of the car and looked at the remains of the little kid in his little ghost costume with black spots on it. Alex looked at the remains of the poor kid who got ran over while Kristijan looked at the kid’s ID and saw that this kid looked familiar.

“Great Caesar’s ghost! Alex you killed Charlie Brown!” Kristijan screamed out

“Holy crap! That explains why this bag has nothing but rocks in it!” Alex yelled out

“I have no idea what we’re going to but that kid’s remains look really awesome.” Kristijan said

“Yeah his remains look really cool I mean look at the kid’s heart lodged in his own skull. Damn but anyway we will never speak of us this okay. Not even in the summer time and not even in the summer before that.” Alex said

“Okay lets just hide his remains somewhere and we just drive towards the Halloween party.” Alex said

“I’ll get the shovel.” Kristijan said

Alex and Kristijan began to bury Charlie Brown’s remains and then drove off towards the Halloween party.

(End Flashback)

“Ah that part always slaps me on the knee.” Klaus said.

“Yeah that would be one of my favorites parts that I was involved in and fun fact I was actually texting on my phone and I almost hit the real kid. Good thing I hit the dummy instead.”

Klaus just looked at Alex with a disturbed look and said, “Okay then……….. Moving on and………….. Hey! Where the hell are the others? They should have known that we were filming this anniversary episode about the series.”

“Zach said he couldn’t be here because he was visiting family out of town. Remilia is staring in the Queen of the Damned 2. William, Razor, and Reptzilu are getting their scenes filmed for the new tv series Teen Logic. K…..’

“Wait wait! What is this Teen Logic show?”

“It’s supposed to be this show where three siblings arrive at this new school and they just get into shenanigans like all high school shows do.”

“Oh I see and it will probably get canceled within its first season and go on, on where everyone has been.”

“Yeah probably and well Kristijan I don’t know where the hell he is at. Klaus JR is doing voice overs for some stupid little kid show. Savannah and Lea along with Lucy Lu are staring in a Charlie’s Angels movie. But Cesar might be able to come here for the anniversary and I don’t know what’s taking Jake and Marisa so long.”

Klaus was about to say something when the doors opened up with Jake and Marisa running inside with Marisa saying, “Sorry we’re late guys we just got stuck in traffic because some idiot decided to take a left instead of a right!”

“What I’m sorry Marisa, I just thought it would be shorter taking a left but we’re all human.”

“I’m not a human.” Marisa said.

“Sure you are.” Jake said as he laughed, as he didn’t know that Marisa wasn’t joking.

“Hey! I’ll ha…..”

“Enough you two! Now talk about what your favorite moments of the series.”

“Alright my favorite moment is when I punched Mist in the face when he called me a lesbian.”

Season 2
Episode 7
College Party

Zach pulled the van up in front of the dorm and Zach looked at the others in the van and said, “Marisa and gentlemen I give you Animal house.”

“Wait wasn’t that the name of the dorm in Animal house?” Alex asked

“Yeah but they named this dorm after it because recently there are a lot of extreme parties going on.” Zach said

“Enough talk! We go party right now and get laid!” Kristijan yelled out

“Uh Kristijan we’re going to a party that doesn’t mean you have to get all crazy about it.” Jake said

“Yeah but still!” Kristijan said

Right away the doors to the van opened and the group began walking towards the dorm. Zach knocked on the door and right away the door open to reveal not a man, not a woman but something else that will make the group’s eyes widen.

“OH!” Jake yelled out

“MY!” Zach yelled out

“GOD!” Kristijan yelled out

“IT’S THE!” Alex yelled out

“GORILLA!” Klaus yelled out

Everyone but Nick and Marisa began to scream as the two just scratched their heads in confusion. Mist looked at the five screaming adults and yelled out, “Stop screaming! Or else I will BE FINGER LICKEN GOOD YOUR FINGERS!”

The five stopped screaming and looked at Mist and Alex asked, “What do you want with us?”

“Well you all know me as the angry gay rapist Gorilla that tries to lick all your fingers especially that fine looking Klaus.” Mist said

“Not interested!” Klaus yelled out

“Let me finish. I’m really a bisexual Gorilla that likes to FINGER paint and I also help do charity work. So tonight I would not like to be scare you all away but instead have you all enjoy the party and everyone will get laid by some nice fine ladies. I’m assuming this woman is a lesbian?”

Marisa then punched Mist in the face and crossed her arms in frustration. Everyone looked at Mist and saw that he didn’t do anything.

“Uh… Mist aren’t you going lick her fingers?” Zach asked

“I can’t do anything because she’s a woman.” Mist said

“Wait so your saying if a guy punch you then you’ll rape and kill them?” Alex asked

“Yep that’s basically it so I don’t punch women or Klaus.” Mist said

“Jesus Christ.” Klaus said while he put his hand over his face.

“Lets stop this hocus pocus and bang some hotties!” Kristijan yelled out

“You heard the man, now lets get inside and party!” Mist yelled out as the rest followed him.

(End Flashback)

“You know I broke my fist just by punching that gorilla in the face.”

“I almost forgot about that and how long did it take to heal your hand?” Jake asked

“About three weeks and that’s why I was gone for a few episodes.”
“Fun fact when Marisa punched Mist in the face, she actually gave Mist a bloody nose and when Mist saw blood coming down from his nose. He panicked and started running around and screaming.” Klaus said as he laughed at the nostalgic moment.

“Yeah and it took us three hours to calm Mist down but all in all it was funny seeing Mist screaming like a little girl.” Alex said.

“And he basically tore up the majority of the other sets so that’s why we couldn’t film the parts where Nick was dressed up as a woman and trying to hit on a lesbian. Also wasn’t there another scene we couldn’t film because of that?” Klaus asked

“Yeah it was where Jake and all those chicks he gathered up were watching Glee and about to do the nasty.”

“Oh yeah and we could have only mentioned it during the epilogue part.”

“Still don’t get why I only go back and just play video games. Couldn’t the damn writer give me a better epilogue scene?” Alex asked

“I don’t know the writer tends to give us bad things sometimes I mean you know how Kristijan got beat up by Marisa that one time.” Klaus said

“True and that reminds me of my favorite moment from the series is when Kristijan got beat up by Marisa.” Jake said.

“Which beat up because I beat up Kristijan in just about every episode I was in?”

“Uh the one where you were on your period.”

“Oh that one. That was fun to kick his ass.”

Season 2
Episode 10
My Dinner with Cesar

Alex, Jake, Kristijan, and Zach all walked up to Marisa’s apartment. Alex then knocked on the door and a few seconds they heard some yelling from the inside.

“Go away!” Marisa yelled out from the inside of the apartment.

“Marisa sorry to bother you though but would you like to play dodgeball with us?” Alex asked

“No!” Marisa yelled out

“How come?” Jake asked

“Because I don’t want to!” Marisa yelled out

The four guys looked at each other when Kristijan said, “Guys let me handle this.”

Kristijan then knocked on the door and said, “Marisa if you play with us then I’ll let you score with the guy who did it with Jessica Alba and Megan Fox. So what do you say, Pettanko?”

After a moment of silence, the four guys heard the door unlocking when Kristijan said, “See what did I tell you?”

Marisa then opened the door and she looked pissed. She was so pissed that all she was wearing was a white bra and white underwear. She was growling and looked like the witch from Left 4 Dead. Marisa then looked very angrily at Kristijan and picked him up by the neck.

“Kristijan! This is not the time of the month to piss me off! Now that you pissed me off, I’m going to tear you a new one! As for the rest of you! You three better start running.” Marisa yelled out as she began punching Kristijan.

Everyone began to panic as Alex yelled out, “He angered the witch! He angered the witch!”

“Run! Run for skreeonk lives!” Zach yelled out as the three ran off

Kristijan the yelled out to his three friends, “Guys help me!”

Marisa then threw Kristijan in her apartment and began to attack him.

(End Flashback)

“That’s still my favorite moment of me kicking Kristijan’s ass.”

“It’s a good thing I didn’t get my ass kicked and was being smart by running away.” Jake said.

“You were running away because it was in the script.” Klaus said

“Now for a fun fact, Kristijan actually got a few of his bones broken from Marisa’s beating.” Alex said

“And that was satisfying!” Marisa yelled out in a satisfied manner.

“Haha! I’m sure it was because we all wish to do that to Kristijan.” Klaus said.

“So what’s next on the anniversary episode?” Jake asked.

“You know I don’t know. I expected more stock footage of each actor telling their favorite moment but we’re the only ones who were available to do it.” Alex said

“What about Cesar? I thought he was coming over?” Jake asked

“Well it turns out he’s not even answering the message I left him, telling him it was today.”

“Well that’s a shame so what do we do now?” Marisa asked.

“I guess we end it here. So thank you for all watching our special anniversary episode so wish we could add more but no one else could have made it. So we all wish you happy anniversary day.” Alex said as the four waved to the camera.


Thank you all for reading the anniversary episode and I hope you all have a great time reading this and now a little something that you all deserve.

Coming Next into the Series: A very fun Comic Con trip Part 1.

“Zach why the hell are you demanding us to pack our bags and go with you in your van?” Alex asked as Klaus, Jake, Marisa, Razor, and William stood behind him.

“Because we’re going to Comic Con.” Zach said in a happy calm voice as he opened the van door for his friends to get in.

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“A pink Godzilla? What kind of sick person makes this kind of color Godzilla toy?” Kristijan asked

“I know, I mean look at this blue Megalon.” Klaus said.

“I mean who the hell would make a black King Caesar. That’s just stupid.” Cesar said when he saw Kristijan and Klaus looking at Cesar with an angry look.

“Racist.” Klaus said.

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“Hey look Marisa! It’s princess Leia in her slave outfit! Interested? Kristijan said as he elbow Marisa but she quickly responded by throwing him into a box of moaning C-3-POS, which caused Kristijan to scream in terror.

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Alex and Nick walked up the Bioware panel where Casey Hudson was sitting and Alex asked, “Casey any plans for releasing a Reunion DLC or a Dinosaur DLC?

“Artistic Integrity.” Casey Hudson said as he waved his hands in front of him with Red, Green and Blue coming out of his hands.

“Well we’ve wasted our time here at the panel.” Nick said as the two walked off.
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“Did you all miss me my finger licking good babies!” Mist yelled out as he erupted out of a giant cake, wearing a gold bikini.

“No!” Razor said

“Ew no!” Jake said in a disgusted manner

“Oh hell no!” Alex said as he nearly threw up

“Go to hell you damn dirty ape.” Klaus said in a very pissed off manner.

[GodzillavsJason]

Life in Toho Kingdom City
Season 3
Episode 4
A very fun Comic Con trip
Written by Alex Williams

This episode is 36 pages long and 12,570 words long. So a new record for the longest episode in the series so far.

2018, an unknown time and day but sometime a day before July 13th.

Asmodeus’s unknown space station

Chameleox and both Ultras walked into Asmodeus’s master quarters and saw that the woman in the white dress was combing her hair in front of a mirror. The three stopped a few feet behind her.

Asmodeus sensing her loyal minions behind her and quickly said, “What?”

“My mistress, it is a day before we attack our next target.” Ultra Red said.

Asmodeus annoyed by Ultra Red stating the obvious of when their next target’s death, she grabbed a glass and chucked it Ultra Red. The red soldier quickly dodged the incoming glass and instead the object hit Ultra Blue’s head.

“Ow! That really hurt!” Ultra Blue complained as he began rubbing his head.

“Oh quit whining! It will go away in a minute.” The woman white said in an annoyed manner.

Ultra Blue was still rubbing his head as Chameleox stepped forward and said, “The reason why we came to you quarters.” Chameleox looking annoyed at Ultra Red, “Was to inform you that our infantry, the Kryions…….”

“I know what the hell our infantry is called!” Asmodeus yelled out as she grabbed another glass and threw at Chameleox but fortunately for him he ducked from the object and the glass hit Ultra Blue again.

“Ow!”

“Oh shut up you blue pansy! As you were saying.”

“Well there won’t be enough power and room to teleport all of the infantry to comic con so we need some sort of transport to have the invasion be a success.”

Asmodeus turned her back on Chameleox and looked out of the huge window in her quarters. Then a huge gray ship rised up in front of the window. The ship had a very sharp point on the top. The ship also had tentacle like arms on its side and four huge tentacles like legs in front. Then finally the ship had a huge scar going down from the top of the ship to the bottom.

“My minions this is my flag ship. Serenity!” Asmodeus said as she motioned her hand in front of the glass.”

Instantly Ultra Red and Chameleox went “OOH! Impressive my mistress!”

Ultra Blue just stood there blankly and said, “I think I can make a better ship than that in minecraft.”

Asmodeus turned around with an angry look and just threw another glass at Ultra Blue. But the blue soldier quickly dodged the glass and yelled out, “You missed m….. OW!” Ultra Blue cried out as the glass quickly hit him boomerang style.

“Where do you keep getting the glasses from?” Ultra Blue cried out as he fell down on the floor in pain.

Asmodeus just simply ignored the blue robotic solider when Ultra Red approached her and asked, “Mistress, what about Remilia?”

Asmodeus turned around and said, “She will have no part in this plan as I have something else in store for her.”

“But mistress what if she aids Alex and others?” The red robotic solider asked

Asmodeus glared at Ultra Red when Chameleox walked up and hissed out, “He has a point my lady, within these last few months she’s been following more and more in love with the hairball Cesar. She might betray us and not kill Cesar when the time comes.”

Asmodeus just turned around and looked out the window. The blonde woman in white thought for a moment and said, “Then if she won’t kill Cesar then she will die a slow painful death. Now get the Kyrions onto Serenity!”

The three minions nodded to Asmodeus’ command and marched in the hanger area as the ship docked to the hanger. The black robotic soldiers that looked identical to the two Ultras but were much thinner marched into the capital ship as they held their assault rifles in their hands.

The last of the Kyrions got into the ship and Scar then undocked it’s self from the space station and began to fly off towards Earth. The two Ultras and Chameleox then walked into the teleported room and teleported out of the station.

Inside a U.S boat troop transport heading towards the beaches of Normandy.

A pair of hands grabbed an M-16 and loaded the gun up with a clip while Kristijan grabbed a cigar and smoked it. Jake, Zach and Cesar were all tinkering with their weapons when Alex walked in the middle of all of his friends.

Alex put on his army cap and said, “Listen up guys! We’ve been doing this shit for two seasons and 3/17th’s of season now and we’ve all made it out alive before but this is going to be our toughest challenge yet. Now I know some of us haven’t been here for all three seasons like our newest member Billy the Goat.”

Everyone looked at Billy when Billy responded by making a goat sound. Alex then continued talking as he said, “Billy since you’re new here, I expect great things from you but I know you’ll make me proud. Now lets go take Normandy back!”

Everyone cheered as the boat docked and the doors opened. Everyone pulled out their guns and began to charge out of the ship. Not even steps out of the transport ship both William and Billy the Goat were both shot multiple times and quickly died from the amount of bullets they received.

Everyone was running as fast as they can to cover while shooting at the Nazis. As they were all running explosions were going everywhere. Nick was running as fast as he can when he stepped on a landmine and exploded instantly.

Alex, the fat man, and the Jamaican guy all got out of cover and began to shoot at the enemy. The three were killing a lot of Nazis with their combined fire but they were not prepared for a sniper when the sniper shot the fatman in the head. The Jamaican guy was shot in the head shortly after and before Alex could react he too was shot in the head.

Alex instantly fell over on the ground from the HEADSHOT!

Jake ran over to him and cried out, “I’ll tell your story my best friend! And who will play Pokemon with me now?” Jake held his dead best friend before he was sniped in the head.

Lea saw her boyfriend sniper in the head and bursted into tears. She ran over screaming and held the dead Jake saying, “I’ll be joining you shortly my love.”

Lea then pulled out her pistol. The woman was about to shoot herself when a bullet went through her chest killing her before she can kill herself. The shooter turned out to be Klaus when he yelled out, “Goddamnit Lea! You got in my line of sight!”

Then bullets hit the barricade where Klaus was at and the bounty hunter quickly went back into cover. Klaus closed looked over the barricade again and saw his friends getting shot as he closed his eyes.

The bounty hunter then thought on what he had to do as he quickly got out of cover and began to run alongside Kristijan, shooting the Nazis. The two were mowing down the Nazis in their paths as the two were quickly dodging the bullets that were being fired upon them. Then before the two knew an explosion occurred right between them.

Klaus was sent flying by the explosion and landed behind a barricade but unfortunately for Kristijan, his head, both his arms and legs were severed from his body. Klaus breathed in relieve as he survived and looked up to see how his fellow friends were fairing. Klaus couldn’t believe what he saw.

The horror was growing in his eyes as he Marisa getting shot in the neck and then Zach exploding into pieces from a nazi firing a RPG at him. The next thing Klaus saw was Razor running over and dragging Zach’s head back to cover for no reason.

Mist walked over to his severed arm, picked it up, looked at it and yelled out, “FINGER LICKEN GOOD!” The gorilla then began to lick his own fingers on his severed arm.

Razor cowered down behind the barricade with Reptzilu returning fire at the Nazis. Razor then stared at Zach’s head and yelled out, “Why the hell do they keep making Saving Private Ryan parodies?! It’s not even funny anymore!”

Razor then felt his arm getting punched, looked over to see who punched him and it was Reptzilu yelling at him. “Razor get your motherfucking ass over to the bunker and throw this skreeonk grenade in the motherfucking bunker while I haul Cesar’s cripple ass to cover!”

Razor was surprised as he heard his lady friend talking like Samuel L Jackson and asked, “When in the hell did you started talking like Samuel L Jackson?”

Reptzilu just lunged at the boy who questioned her and planted her lips on Razor’s mouth. After a few seconds of making out with the confused teenager, Reptzilu stopped groping at Razor and leaving the teenage boy stunned.

After a few seconds of being stunned, Razor looked at Reptzilu and yelled out, “Your wish is my command!”

Razor then leaped out of cover and began to massacre a whole bunch of Nazis as Reptzilu ran over to the injured Cesar. Cesar was crying out as he lost his two legs and his left eye and was covered in blood. The man in the camo tuxedo yelled out, “Aw! My hairy legs! Not my hair legs! Anything but my precious hairy lion legs!”

Reptzilu just yelled at the crippled man, “Shut up!” The teenage girl then injected Cesar with morphine and it instantly calmed Cesar down as Reptzilu carried him back to cover.

Klaus and Savannah were returning fire at the Nazis. “I don’t know how long we can keep this up for!” Klaus yelled out.

“I thought you had a plan Klaus?” Savannah asked as she shot a nazi in the throat.

“Well not this time!”

“If we don’t make it, I just want to say I lov….” Savannah was interrupted by a bullet piercing in her head as blood splattered all over Klaus’ face.

Klaus was devastated as he saw his ex-wife killed before his very own eyes when ten Nazis surrounded him. The Nazis were about to shoot the bounty hunter when suddenly they were all mowed down by a gatling gun.

Klaus opened his eyes as he felt that he wasn’t shot by the gatling gun and saw that it was Klaus Jr, a little kid! Holding a gatling gun and dressed up as Rambo.

“JR?” Klaus asked his five-year-old son.

“Hey daddy! I’m playing a live action video game with you guys!” The little kid yelled out happily.

“JR! This isn’t a video game! This is real life and besides your mother just got killed!”

“She’ll respawn in a few seconds and move aside daddy; it’s time for a new player to kick some ass.”

“Wait son! You’ll be killed!” Klaus yelled out as his son walked past the barricade.

Klaus JR saw a dozen of Nazis charging towards him and the little kid instantly mowed them all down within a few seconds. The little kid kept moving up towards the bunker as more Nazis were charging towards but the majority were instantly shot repeatedly by Jr’s gatling gun.

Klaus JR’s gatling gun ran out of ammo but no matter he just dropped the really heavy gun and pulled out a combat knife. Klaus JR charged at the group of Nazis and began slicing and dicing through them as their bullets flown right past him.

Klaus JR looked down at the ground as all the Nazis there were near him which were two hundred of them, as they lied dead on the ground. Though the little kid forgot about one Nazi, which was the sniper.

The sniper grinned as he had a clear shot at the kid’s head and fired a bullet round out of his sniper. Klaus JR still holding onto his combat knife turned around and threw his knife at the direction of the sniper.

The knife was spinning in the air as the knife cut the bullet in half and went into the sniper’s head, killing him instantly.

Klaus Jr smiled as him and the rest of the surviving TK friends watched as Razor charged towards the bunker. Razor was running really fast towards the bunker, he was now only a few steps away from the bunker as he quickly pulled out the pin on the grenade and threw it in the bunker.

Razor knew he only had a few seconds to run away which he did but no matter how fast he was running the explosion in the bunker sent the teenage boy flying. Razor was screaming as fire was scorching the back of his clothing and finally landed on the sandy ground.

Fortunately for him Reptzilu ran over to him with a bucker of water and got rid of the flames off his back. Razor got up onto his feet and saw the remaining TK friends walking towards him.

The teenage boy looked at his friends and yelled out, “Season 3 FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!’

(Winner: Razor, Reptzilu, Klaus, Klaus JR, Cesar, and Mist)

Alex screamed as he launched himself out of his bed and landed on the ground. Alex in his Gears of War pajamas scratched his head and asked himself, “What the hell kind of dream did I have?”

Alex kept looking around in his room to make sure he was still alive as he said, “Man I knew watching Saving Private Ryan was a bad idea.”

The twenty two year old man looked at his alarm clocked that was by his bed that had a black bedspread and saw that it was only 6:35 in the morning. Alex then shrugged and went back to sleep.

3 Hours later on July 12th at Alex’s house.

Alex finally woke up, looked around his room, which had framed posters of Gojira, Halo Reach and Mass Effect 3. The adult man got out of his bed and quickly got out of his pajamas and out on a black t-shirt, and white shorts. After Alex put his clothes on he walked into the bathroom as he opened a cabinet, which contained a toothbrush, toothpaste and deodorant.

Alex grabbed the first two items he saw and began brushing his teeth and then shortly after put on some deodorant and combed his hair. The man looked at himself in the mirror and smiled, as he was ready to start the day.

Shortly after he walked out of the bathroom he heard his landline ringing so Alex quickly ran towards the landline and picked it up.

“Hey Alex!” Jake’s voiced boomed from the phone
Alex covered his ears from Jake’s loud voice from the phone. Alex responded by saying, “Damn Jake you don’t have to speak that loud!”

“Sorry about that then but you’re probably wondering why I called you.”

“Of course.”

“Well apparently Zach called each and one of us except for you for some reason to pack our bags and meet you at your house.”

“And why exactly does he want you all to meet at my house?”

“Didn’t say just to pack our bags and meet him at your house.”

“Um okay… should I just pack my bags just in case?”

“Um… Yeah you should do that just in case.”

“Okay and when are you guys come over?”

“About half an hour.”

“Well I’ll see you guys then.”

“Bye!”

“Bye!” Alex said as he hung the phone up and began to walk into his bedroom to pack his clothes, money, and some other supplies.

Alex was going to give a good old fashion yelling at Zach when he got to his apartment.

30 minutes later

Alex brought both bags full of his supplies and two pillows out to the living room. Alex then heard the doorbell going off and he set his stuff on the couch to go answer the door.

Alex opened up his door and saw the majority of his friends, which were Jake, Lea, Klaus, JR, Savannah, Marisa, Razor, Reptzilu, and William.

“Hey guys you wanna come in while we wait?” Alex asked.

“Actually Zach said he should be here right when we came over here andddddddd he’s here!” Jake said as the group saw Zach pull his van up in a parking spot.

Alex grabbed his bag, locked the front door and followed his friends to Zach’s van. The group arrived to the van and Zach got out of his van to greet his friends.

Alex quickly walked up to him and said, “Zach why the hell didn’t you tell me that you told everyone to meet at my place with out a few days notice?”


“Well because it’s a surprise and that it will be fun.” Zach in a stuttered manner.

“Also care to explain to me why you’re not inviting me?”

“Well like I said the things I’m about to tell you guys will make you all happy.”

“So let me get this straight! You tell everyone but me to meet at my house and expect me to not question it! Then you won’t even tell what the purpose of this meeting is! Next why the hell are you demanding that we pack our bags and go in with you in your van? I swear there is nothing you can do or say that will not make me happy right now! Alex yelled out.

“Because we’re going to Comic Con.” Zach said in a happy calm voice as he opened the van door for his friends to get in.

Instantly Alex and everyone else’s jaws dropped down and everyone yelled out, “We’re going to COMIC CON!”

Klaus then put his hands on his head and yelled out, “Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!”

“Okay Zach you’ve made me happy now.” Alex said happily.

“So what are we waiting for? Let’s go!” Razor said.

“We can’t go yet.” Zach said.

“Well why not?” Everyone else asked.

“Because our other friends Cesar, Remilia, Nick, and Kristijan.” Zach said.

“Oh…. OH!” Everyone else said.

“So how long do you think we have to wait?” Klaus asked

“Hopefully not long.” Reptzilu said.

5 minutes have passed while the group sat in the van when Alex asked, “You guys just want to hang out inside?”

“Sure why not.” William said.

The group walked in Alex’s apartment and began watching a G1 Transformers episode.

30 minutes later the group heard the doorbell and Alex launched from the couch. The man answered the door to see his four other friends.

“So what took so long?” Alex said in an annoyed manner.

“Sorry it took so long but Kristijan just had to find out if that was really Sarah Jessica Parker walking down the street.” Cesar said in a pissed off manner.

“Well was it really her?” Alex asked.

“Not it just turned out to be a horse!” Kristijan yelled out.

“Though I will say this. The horse looked more attractive than Sarah Jessica Parker.” Cesar said.

“Now what did Zach want?” Nick asked.

“Zach said he was taking us all to Comic Con.” Jake said as he was lounging on the couch.

Cesar quickly dismissed the truth and said, “Uh huh! Sure. Did any of you ever question on how Zach could afford for all of us to go to Comic Con?”

Everyone just looked at each and said, ‘Well no… but….”

“But!” Zach spoke up as he walked towards Cesar and continued, “Well remember my football team that I was coaching that were going off to Comic Con because they won the tourney?”

“Yeah.” Cesar said.

“Well the bus crashed and all of them except one died so they just gave me the tickets and the hotel reservations to do what ever I want with them.”

“Wait how did they crash?”

“Oh by crashing into a glue factory and they all drowned by the glue covering them up.”

Razor walked up to Zach and asked, “Did Gabara happen to bite the dust AKA DIE!”

“Unfortunately no he survived but is in a coma.”

“Well that’s the least I can ask for.”

“So…. What the hell are we waiting for? Let’s go to Comic Con before any of those bastards get to see a new Godzilla teaser before we do!” Cesar yelled out.

Everyone cheered as they ran outside to the cars. Zach, Alex, Razor, Reptzilu, Jake, Lea, and William all went into his van. Klaus, Savannah, and Klaus JR went into the bounty hunter’s car and lastly the other four went into Cesar’s car.

Klaus’ car and Cesar’s car began following Zach’s van to get to Comic Con.

3 hours later in Zach’s van.

Razor sat between his two best friends Reptzilu and William. Razor first looked over at William who had his earphones listening to some music on his Ipod. Razor then looked over at Reptzilu who was drawing a picture of him and her at an altar getting married. The picture also included William as the best man and Lea as the maid of honor.

Razor continued watching Reptzilu drawing until he finally laughed which got the teenage girl’s attention.

“Razor why are you laughing?”

“Oh just you’re picture.”

“Why do you think it’s funny?”

“Because you’re having hearts going around you’re head as I’m giving you a golden ring. Also Mist is crying in the background.”

Everyone else in the van facepalmed themselves as Razor couldn’t even tell that Reptzilu was drawing a fantasy about him and her getting married.

Reptzilu just ripped the paper up and Razor instantly said, “Why’d you do that for I liked the funny picture.”

“Just don’t talk to me!” Reptzilu said in a very angry manner and pulled out a Nintendo 3DS 2.

Razor looked away from Reptzilu and saw William frowning at him and asked, “What did I do that was so wrong I said her picture looked funny. Don’t bitches like being complimented about their stuff looking cool?”

William just shook his head left and right and said, “You poor little man.” William then put his earphones back into his ears as Razor just kept thinking why Reptzilu was so angry with him.
Two hours later from driving they finally arrived at San Diego Marriot Hotel. The group got out of their cars holding their bags and followed Zach into the hotel. Zach went up to the check in counter and rang the bell.

A lady with brown hair tied up in a ponytail and was wearing a white button shirt and a blue skirt. The lady than sat down on the chair that was behind the counter and said, “Hi my name is Jennifer and how can I help you all today?”

Zach leaned on the counter and said, “Well well are you angel because I think I died and went to heaven.”

Jennifer’s cheeks turned red as the man was flirting with her and said, “Well I might be but first we don’t want to hold up the line for those other nerds.”

“Sounds good and the reason why I’m here is because I have free passes for this hotel to stay at.” Zach said as he handed Jennifer the free passes.

The lady behind the counter looked at the passes and typed into her console. She then ripped the hotel passes and gave Zach seven hotel keys.

Before Zach left, he said to Jennifer, “When do you go off for break?”

“In about ten minutes.”

“How would you like to go to Comic Con with me?”

“Love to!”

“Well just meet down here.”

“Will do.”

Zach walked away from the counter, raised his fist in the air and said, “Yes!” Jennifer giggled in response.

Zach walked up to his friends and said, “Okay it says on our keys that our rooms should be on the 12th floor.”

“Well since our rooms are on the 12th floor I hope we don’t see any ghosts and don’t get slimed on.” Klaus said.

“Yeah hopefully and Zach you planning on getting crazy with that chick tonight?” Alex asked.

“Yeah she does look pretty cute in that outfit.”

“I’ll say and good luck and make sure to double up.” Alex said.

“Will do.” Zach laughed out.

Marisa, Lea and Savannah all said, “Men such incompetent morons.”

The group stepped in the elevator as Jake said, “But Lea I’m not incompetent I’ don’t drool over women like they do.”

“Oh yeah right! Like the time you were drooling over at Remilia during Fourth of July.” Lea said in a slight pissed off manner.

“Point taken and I’ll shut up now.”

“Good and for agreeing you’ll get something special tonight.” Lea said sexually

Jake grinned like a little kid getting ice cream.

Kristijan then popped in between the two and yelled out, “Bow Chicka Wow! Wow!”

Lea, Remilia, Savannah, Marisa and Reptzilu all slapped Kristijan across the face. Kristijan yelled out, “OW!” and began to rub his cheek.

The elevator then arrived on the twelfth floor and the group began to search for their rooms. They kept walking until they saw their seven rooms, which were numbered, 117, N7, COD Million, 0AD, 2012, 2000, and 21.

“Why are they all numbered weird?” Nick asked.

“Well….” Zach said as he looked at the brochure and said, “They’re just numbering them like this for Comic Con and they’re normally numbered in twelve hundreds.”

“Well that’s confusing so lets choose our roo….” Zach was about to finish when Alex yelled out dibs on N7!

“Well good thing you choose that room because there’s two separate beds. So you don’t have to sleep with anyone which is good.” Zach said.

“Yes!” Alex yelled out.

“I guess I’ll take the other bed in the room.” Nick said.

“Alright two down thirteen more to go.” Zach said as he handed Alex the key.

“I guess Savannah, JR, and I will take 117.” Klaus said.

“Ok that one has two beds so here you go.” Zach said as he handed Klaus the key to his room.”

“And now before anyone else says anything I’m taking room 21 because it clicks with me.” Zach said.

Jake and Lea walked up and said, “We’ll be taking room 2012.”

“Ooh! You two chose wisely as that room only has a single bed.”

Jake and Lea turned to each other and before Zach could say, “Here you go.” The two quickly ran into the room and shut the door behind them.

“Okay now who’s next?”

“Remilia and I will take COD Million.” Cesar said as he blew a kiss to Remilia in which the woman with white hair giggled.

“Okay like with Jake’s and Lea’s it’s only a one bed so….” Zach couldn’t even finish his sentence before Cesar grabbed the key and slammed the door behind himself and his girlfriend.

“Well only two rooms are left which are 0AD and 2000 so any takers?”

“Ooh! Ooh! I want room 0AD.” Razor said out loud.

“Okay that room has two beds and do you plan on sleeping with Reptzilu that has a crush on you?” Zach asked.

Reptzilu’s heart started pounding with excitement but immediately dropped when Razor started laughing really hard as he said, “Oh Zach you can make me laugh just like Reptzilu.”

Reptzilu instantly frowned at the idiotic Razor. Razor then said, “No I’m going to sleep with my best friend William!”

Razor then walked over by William and put his arm around his shoulder. William looked angrily at Razor and said, “Razor you can be a Dumbass sometimes.”

Razor didn’t even realize what William said and said, “This is going to be an awesome day!”

Everyone in the hallway just face palmed themselves and Zach just said, “Okay just one more room left with one bed and there’s only Marisa and Kristijan left so that means you two have to share a bed.”

Marisa’s eyes widen up as she heard Zach saying that she would have to sleep in the same bed as Kristijan. Marisa then ran over to Zach and said, “Zach please I don’t want to be sleep with this perverted moron.”

“Come on Marisa you know you want to sleep with me! Unless you’re a lesbian!”

“Screw you!” Marisa yelled back.

“I’ll be fine with that! Bow Chicka! Wow! Wow!”

“Well sorry Marisa but as I’m the one who gave you guys free tickets to be at Comic Con I get the room that I want so you’re going to have to deal with it. Now if you don’t mind me I’m going to freshen up for my lovely Jennifer.” Zach said happily as he walked in his room.

Kristijan approached Marisa from behind and put his arm around her shoulder and said, “Well this is going to be an interesting night in bed.”

Marisa roughly pulled Kristijan’s arm off of her should and said in a very angry voice, “Touch me in bed and I’ll rip your dick off!”

Kristijan gulped in fear as he knew that Marisa was not lying like the one time she nearly killed him when Marisa was just in her bra and underwear. The man then said, “Alright I won’t do any of that.”

“Good because if you do then you’re precious body part is gone.” Marisa said as he opened the door and the two walked inside.

Ten minutes later down at the lobby.

The group walked down in their costumes for Comic Con, as Alex was in a Master Chief costume that actually looks like Master Chief unlike those crappy ones like you get at K-Mart.

Next Jake walked in a Pokemon trainer outfit along with Lea being in the female Pokemon trainer wearing a tank top and short shorts. Alex along with the other guys whistled at Lea’s sexy outfit while Jake yelled out, “Don’t you dare touch my woman or else I will attack you all.”

Alex and the others just laughed at Jake’s poor attempt at threatening them when Klaus walked up in a Boba Fett costume along with Savannah being April from TMNT and JR dressing up as Sandal from Dragon Age.

Nick was next as he walked in his homemade Ironman suit which it was made out of real iron and used actual lights. Everyone was impressed with his costume.

Kristijan dressed up as Ultraman while Zach walked out with a really kick ass Batman suit. Alex, Klaus and Nick all walked up to Zach in the batman costume and they all said, “Holy Bat Nipples! Zach your costume kicks so much ass! Where did you get the materials for it?”

“Oh I didn’t make it I actually got the real Batman suit from Dark Knight Rises.”

“Woah! How much did you have to pay for it?” Alex asked.

“I didn’t have to pay for it because I found it lying on a beach and it managed to scare an old lady to death.”

“Well that’s a once in a lifetime opportunity dude!” Nick said.

”I know I’m awesome and let’s see what the others are wearing.” Zach said

Reptzilu dressed up a punk rocker wearing a pink wig, wearing a black tank top and blue jeans along with spikey cleats. Razor then entered wearing a Baragon costume. Then Cesar entered as Gordon Ramsey and Remilia entered as Princess Peach holding an umbrella.

Then finally William and Marisa walked in the lobby dressing as no one.

“William, Marisa. How come you’re not wearing a costume?” Razor asked as his Baragon costume opened its mouthpiece for Razor to talk.

“Oh I’m not wearing a costume because I’m already famous and hell you’ll even see a few people in there dressing up as me.”

“Ok then and Marisa?” Razor asked

“Oh I’m not wearing a costume because I just don’t like to wear stuff that I’m not use to.”

“Boo! You’re a buzzkill! Plus you get to sleep with the gravy train known as my self! Giggty! Giggty!”

Marisa just flipped him off and asked Zach, “So can we go now?”

“Nope got to wait for Jennifer which she’ll be here….. Now!”

Jennifer walked up to Zach, as her costume was Black Widow. She spun around in her outfit and all the guys looked at her ass and yelled out “Damn!”

Instantly both Jake and Cesar both got slapped by their girlfriends and said, “Sorry!”

Zach walked up to Jennifer and asked in a Batman voice, “You ready?”

“You know it.”

“Autobots! Transform and roll out!”

Everyone ran out of the hotel and began to charge towards Comic Con.

5 minutes of running to Comic Con the group finally made it inside and each person began to speak.

“Oh!” Cesar yelled out

“My!” Razor yelled out

“skreeonk!” Kristijan yelled out

“God!” Klaus yelled out

“This!” William yelled out

“Is!” Jake yelled out

“skreeonk!” Zach yelled out

“Amazing!” Alex yelled out.

The group observed their surroundings as they saw thousands of nerds walking around in their costumes from Darth Vader to Willy Wonka to Tom Servo to The Incredible Hulk they were all dressed up in various different costumes.

Zach then pulled out a map for comic and said, “Okay guys we should stick together so none of us get los….” Zach was interrupted as Alex yelled out, “Guys look a Bioware panel is happening right now!”

Alex, Nick and JR instantly ran towards the Bioware panel as Savnnah yelled out, “JR wait!”

Klaus then said, “Let him be he’s always on his feet like a cat.”

Savannah just sighed as she realized Klaus was right as he then yelled out, “Hey guys look! Rare Godzilla toys!” Klaus, Cesar, and Kristijan ran off towards the toys.

“Hey look Lea! GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlfkjeokghwaiodfheoghighaeoifhieuhgiwI’minlovewithkaiteholmesakfjiawhdrwiadnhwiqrhbwauihbdawibdqwuhbdeqwdw” Jake was happily screaming so much that he was having a spaz attack with happiness and rolling around on the floor and drooling. Lea happily picked up Jake and began carry him to the Glee panel.

“Ooh Reptzilu! William let’s go check out the Animal Kingdom.” Razor said.

“Uh no thanks I have my own stuff to attend to..” William said as he ran off .

“Reptzilu you game for some Animal Kingdom?” Razor asked in a childish voice.

“Sure I guess I’m only going to make sure you don’t put your thumb up a dog’s ass to calm it down like you did last time at the Firemen rally.”

“Smashing!” Razor said as he grabbed Reptzilu’s hand and dragged her towards Animal Kingdom.

“Well I’ll just see if they have any frogs or owls around.” Marisa said as she left.

“Hey look Savannah let’s look at some clothes.” Remilia said

“Alright girlfriend.” Savannah said as the two walked off leaving only Zach and Jennifer standing at the entrance.

“Well that was unexpected.” Zach said.

“You really didn’t expect that?”

“No I just thought they would actually wait a cotton picking minute.”

“Well if its any consolation I went crazy when I first came here.”

“Well that is true laugh out loud.”

“Why did you just say laugh out loud instead of just laughing?”

“I don’t know I do that quite a bit but let’s go to the DC panel.”

Zach and Jennifer then began walking towards the DC panel.

Bioware Panel

Alex, Nick, and JR all walked inside the panel room where luckily they got some good seats and waited for a few minutes till they finally saw some people walking out behind the curtains.

Everyone including Alex, Nick and JR all stood up and began clapping and screaming in happiness. As Mark Meer, Jennifer Hale, Casey Hudson, Mac Walters, Keith Szarabajka, and Lance Henriksen all walked up to the panel and sat down.
Mark Meer grabbed his microphone and said, “I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.”

Instantly everyone in the crowd went crazy as one person in the crowd yelled out, “Just like in the games!”

“So how are we doing today?” Casey Hudson asked.

“Good!” The crowd yelled out.

“Good to hear! You guys ready to see what we have in store for Mass Effect 3?”

Everyone in the crowd yelled out, “Yeah!” While one person shouted out, “Change the endings!”

Casey Hudson pointed to the man who said change the endings and yelled out, “Seize him! And throw him out of da airlock.”

All of the sudden two Geth Drones flew out of the panel, grabbed the man and caused the man to start screaming. The two drones then threw the man in the airlock and was shot out of the building as he exploded for no reason in the sky.

“Alright as I was saying our first order of business is to say that we won’t talk about Dragon Age today which that will be tomorrow so any Dragon Age fans in here will be disappointed.” Casey Hudson addressed the audience.

Klaus Jr got up from his chair and threw a fit and said, “Ah tarter sauce! I wore this costume for no reason! I’m out of here!”

JR then left the room as everyone continued listening to Casey Hudson.

“ Second reveal is that McFarland toys is releasing a new set of some of your favorite ME characters.” Casey said as a huge screen behind him showed the four new action figures.

“So as you can see here in series 10 we have Conrad Verner aka the adoring fan of Commander Shepard. The type of equipment he has is he’s wearing an N7 fake armor, omni tool, a bloody foot, and forty of his famous catchphrases.”

Alex and Nick instantly high fived each other and then Casey Hudson began talking more about the toys and other Mass Effect news.

1 hour later of talking.

“Now before you all go and give your money to EA. We would like to show you a sneak peak of our upcoming DLC.”

Instantly everyone cheered as the lights were turned off and the screen began to show the DLC.

The DLC showed an alliance shuttle landing on a rocky planet and desert planet. Shepard, Tali and Garrus all get out of the shuttle as they investigate the area.

“Garrus got any?” Shepard asked.

“None so far except there’s an interference with my calibrations.”

“Goddamnit Garrus enough with the calibrations already.”

“Wait my omni-tool is reading something traveling under us!” Tali yelled out.

“Shit! What could it possibly be?” Shepard asked.

Then the ground shaked so hard between them that all three fell as a huge Threasher Maw bursted out of the ground and stared at.

“SHEPARD! YOU’VE BECOME AN ANNOYANCE! ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF MY WORM!” Harbinger yelled out as assumed direct control of the thresher maw.

Shepard, Tali, and Garrus all screamed out as it went to censor as Harbinger yelled out, “I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS SHEPARD!”

Then the DLC cuts to black as everyone cheered in the audience as Nick said, “Wow people would still buy a DLC even though it hints as hentai.”

“Yeah sickening I know. I’m going to skip this DLC.” Alex said in a disgusted manner.

“Yeah me too.” Nick said also disgusted as well.

“Ok now everyone form a single file line to ask questions.” Casey asked.

Everyone roared, as they wanted to ask questions and began running towards the panel. Luckily Alex with his Spartan armor knocked a lot of people in his way and made it first. While Nick in his Ironman suit just headbutted everyone in front of him and made it in first as well.

Alex and Nick walked up to where Casey Hudson was sitting and Alex asked, “Casey any plans for releasing a Reunion DLC or a Dinosaur DLC?

“Artistic Integrity.” Casey Hudson said as he waved his hands in front of him with Red, Green and Blue coming out of his hands.

“Well we’ve wasted our time here at the panel.” Nick said as the two walked off.

1 hour ago during the start of the Bioware Panel.

Jake was still being carried by Lea as they entered the Glee panel. Lea found a seat that was empty and set Jake on there as he was still having his spaz attack, which is just about over.

After a minute of Jake spazing out in the chair his attack finally ended as he sat up right in the chair and noticed that Lea was not sitting next to him.

Jake began to worry as his girlfriend wasn’t sitting with him when the announcer said over the microphone, “Ladies and gentlemen! Mostly ladies give a round of applause for Lea Michelle and the others!”

Jake started getting butterflies in his stomach when he heard Lea’s name and realized that he was not dating a girl that not only had the same name as the actual actress but he is dating thee actress.

Instantly Jake jumped up from his chair and screamed out, “Woo! I love you Lea!” And then shortly after that almost had another spaz attack but managed to calm himself down by taking a few deep breaths.

1 hour later (Because I don’t know anything about Glee with the exception that they just sing all the time with a manlady gym teacher and them dealing with their personal problems that they solve with singing other people’s songs and not their own.) [No offense to Mothrarocks of course. Everyone has their likes and dislikes.]

After hearing all the exciting news that the Glee people had about their upcoming 10th season; Jake held in his spaz attack, unleashed it and instantly tramped over everyone who attempted to get in like to ask questions.

Jake’s spaz attack went away as he asked Lea, “How come you didn’t tell me that you were thee Lea Michelle from Glee?”

Lea’s cheeks turned red from the question as everyone looked at her and she quickly said, “Well….. whats that? My car is going off! I’ll be right back everyone!”

Lea then grabbed Jake’s hand and ran out of the room with him. She then spotted a table at where they can discuss on what just happened.

Jake and Lea sat down as Jake asked Lea, “Lea how come you never told me that you were thee Lea Michelle?”

Lea took a deep breath and said, “The reason why I didn’t tell you is because in the past I had relationships where they were only interested in me because of me being famous and rich. So I wanted to see if you would know who I am and if you would like me for I am.”

“Lea I didn’t even know you were an actress just an hour ago and I already like you for who you are. I would never treat you badly and I will support you through everything you’ll do.” Jake said.

After hearing what Jake just said Lea’s eyes began to water with happiness as Jake got up and hugged her. Lea whispered in Jake’s ear, “Thank you Jake, I love you.”

Jake’s eye widen with happiness as he said it back to her. In response Lea kissed Jake on the lips and after she stopped kissing him. Lea said, “I should get back to the Q&A, I’ll be back in a little bit.”

Jake smiled, as he was in love with his girlfriend that he knew that men of the world would salute him.

Meanwhile!

Cesar, Kristijan, and Klaus all began looking through all the Godzilla toys. Each one of them found some good ones like Klaus finding a theater premium Burning Godzilla, Kristijan finding a 1956 Rodan, and Cesar finding a King Caesar that was gold.

They all enjoyed looking through the toys when Kristijan yelled out, “A pink Godzilla? What kind of sick person makes this kind of color Godzilla toy?”

“I know, I mean look at this blue Megalon.” Klaus said as he picked up a blue Megalon.

“I mean who the hell would make a black King Caesar. That’s just stupid.” Cesar said when he saw Kristijan and Klaus looking at Cesar with an angry look.

“Racist.” Klaus said.

“Ah screw you guys!” Cesar said as held his Gold King Caesar in his hands, gave the clerk the money for it and ran away from them.

“You can run but you can’t hide the truth!” Kristijan yelled out.

“That made 50 percent sense and 49 percent sense and 1 percent of complete nonsense.” Klaus said.

“Ah what ever! We were just jerking him around.” Kristijan said as he paid for his Rodan.

“Ew! That’s just nasty!” Klaus said as he paid for his Godzilla.

“Hey nasty is my middle name and now if you don’t mind I see Marisa there and I’m going to jerk her around.” Kristijan said as he started walking over to Marisa.

“Yeah good luck with that.” Klaus said as he realized he was alone and said to himself, “I wonder where Cesar went but ah well!”

Klaus then saw Jake, Alex, and Razor sitting at the table. “Hey Klaus come over here!” Alex said as he waved Klaus over.

Klaus then said, “Well at least I’ll get to hang out with someone for a few minutes for a while.

A few minutes ago during the discussion with Klaus, Cesar and Kristijan.

“So…. How is your comic con adventure going so far?” Alex asked he sat at the table with Jake.

“Oh really good as I just found out that Lea was really thee Lea Michelle!”

“Wait you never knew that?” Alex asked.

“Well what do you mean if I never knew that she was really her?”

“I just assumed you knew who she really was and we all just kept our mouths shut so you didn’t have to talk about Glee to us.”

“No! You’re lying!”

“Hey it’s the truth and sometimes it hurts and can surprise you at times.”

“No I know you knew but come on! Not everyone knew that it really was her.”

“Oh yeah I’ll prove it to you! Hey Razor! Razor! Come over her for a sec.” Alex said as he waved Razor over.

Razor ran over to the guys, pulled out a chair and said, “Hey guys what’s going on?”

“Oh Razor did you knew that Lea was really thee Lea Michelle?” Alex asked.

“Pfft! Yah! I knew that! You have to be pretty blind if you didn’t know if it was her.”

“Says the man that can’t take a hint from the girl that’s flirting with him.” Jake said.

In response to what Jake said, Razor started cracking up as he slammed his fist onto the table and said, “Wow Jake! You’re getting funny just like everyone else.”

“Dumbass.” Both Alex and Jake muttered out.

“But really you knew as well for sure?” Jake asked.

“Yep for show.”

“I’m still not convinced that everyone knew but me.”

“Fine I’ll prove it to you yet again! Hey Klaus come over here!” Alex said as he waved Klaus over.

Klaus walked over to the group and sat down at the table and asked, “Hey guys what’s going on?”

“Oh just wanted to know that; did you know that Jake’s girlfriend Lea was really thee Lea Michelle?” Alex asked.

“Of course I did! I only didn’t say anything because I didn’t wanna have to listen for hours listening about Glee.” Klaus said.

Alex turned over to Jake and said, “You believe me now?”

Jake sighed out, “Fine! I just wish you told me about it.”

“Well sometimes things shouldn’t be said to other people until they finally realize it.”

Jake sighed out again said, “I guess you’re right.”

“So let’s move on and what did you guys do so far?”

“Oh! Reptzilu and I went to Animal Kingdom and Tech world as we saw many cool animals and robots. I even qualified to be an engineer for taking a test and they even offered me a job back at home?”

“Well did you take the job?” Klaus asked.

“Duh! And it’s even going to pay me 20 dollars and hour just to build robots. ROBOTS!”

“Nice! That’s the first smart thing you’ve actually done today Razor.” Alex said.

“Hey I’m not a complete a doofus.” Razor said as the others just tried to hold in their laughs.

“Also I don’t know why Reptzilu got angry at me and left me all alone in Teach World when I laughed at one of her funny jokes.”

Instantly the three stopped trying to hold in their laughs and all yelled out, “You Dumbass!”

“Hey I’m not a Dumbass as I just got a job!” Razor countered back.

Alex just sighed out in annoyance, “Whatever.”

“So moving on…… What happened in the Bioware panel Alex?” Klaus asked.

“Well it was a cool at first with all the new actions figures, trading cards, fan costumes but then it just got really disturbing and gross when they revealed the new DLC.”

“Why what was so scary about it?” Klaus asked.

“If I just said one word to describe it will you know how scary it is?”

Klaus, Jake and Razor shook their heads as Alex continued, “Hentai.”

“EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” All three of them yelled out.

“I know gross!”

“You’re not going to get are you?” Razor asked.

“Hell no!” Alex said.

“Good because I wouldn’t know who you are if you boug…” Klaus was about to finish his sentence when a guy in a UPS outfit pushed a giant cake near them and asked, “Are you Klaus Steinberg?”

“Yeah why?”

“Well it says here that this giant cake is for you.”

“Cake? I didn’t order a cake!”

“Oh well but just sign here.”

“Fine!” Klaus said as he signed the paperwork and the UPS guy left the giant cake in front of the four peeps.

“Wow! A giant cake! Can we eat it?” Razor asked.

“Sure why not. I don’t want it.”

“Alright! Alex, Jake. Help me find a fork and knife.”

But before the three could leave they heard the cake starting to make some noise. The three turned around and asked, “What the hell was that?”

The four continued watching as the cake kept moving and making noise until a familiar voice was heard.

“Did you all miss me my finger licking good babies!” Mist yelled out as he erupted out of the giant cake, wearing a gold bikini.

“No!” Razor said

“Ew no!” Jake said in a disgusted manner

“Oh hell no!” Alex said as he nearly threw up

“Go to hell you damn dirty ape.” Klaus said in a very pissed off manner.

“Aw don’t be like that my little baby rascals!” Mist said as he walked out of the cake with his manboobies in the bra jiggling everywhere.

The talking gorilla walked between the scared Razor and Alex as he put his arms around their shoulders. The minute the gorilla did that to the both of them, Razor pulled out of Mist’s arm around him and ran away screaming in terror as Alex barfed all over Mist’s foot.

Mist looked down at Alex’s barf and asked, “You gonna eat that?”

Alex just shook his head sideways with a terrified face as Mist bent over and ate a big chunk of his barf. Instantly Alex, Jake, and Klaus all barfed on the ground and Mist said, “Ooh! More barf. Hope it tastes like Clam Chowder!”

All three of them barfed on the floor again as Mist was still bent over and licking it.

“Guys while Mist is distracted licking our barf. I’m going back to the hotel and lie down for a little bit and put bleach on my brain.” Klaus said as he ran off without Mist noticing him.

Alex and Jake were about to leave when Mist said, “Hey where are you silly gooses going?”

“Um we were just going to go to the Godzilla area to look at the cool merchandise.” Alex said, as he was terrified that Mist would kill them and lick their severed fingers.

“Oh sounds like fun, I hope you guys have a fun ti……” Mist was interrupted when a very annoying kid who was wearing a dragon eating Fluttershy alive shirt ran up to them and yelled out in a crazy manner, “COOL! U GUYZ LIKEZ GAWDZILLA 2!”

Alex, Jake and even Mist looked at the kid who was pulling on his hair with a very disturbed manner.

Alex was the first to speak as he said, “Yeah…. Why do you like Godzilla?”

The kid’s eye twitched crazy as he yelled out, “I LUV GAWDZILLLA BECAUSE HE”S JUST SO AWESOME AND I THINK GWANGI WOULD SO BEAT HIM!”

“Um….. How would Gwangi beat Godzilla even though he’s just a dinosaur?” Jake asked.

The kid’s eye twitched as he just yelled out, “BECAUSE HE HAS ALL THESE AWESOM SAUCE SOOPER POWERS THANKS TO ME! HE CAN FLY, HE CAN SPEAK, GET EVERYONE AROUND HIM DRUNK!”

Jake just looked at him with a confused looked like Alex and Mist were pissed beyond belief.

“Dude! That doesn’t make any goddamn sense what so ever as Gwangi only killed a few dinosaurs, an elephant and a few broke back mountain cowboys. I don’t see how he could beat Godzilla. ” Alex said.

The kid just ignored Alex as the kid said, “ALSO DO YOU GUYS WATCH MY LITTLE PONY? IT’S SO AWESOME! I THINK SPIKE IS DA BEST CHARACTER EVER!”

The kid then rolled around on the floor while screaming out words that no one couldn’t understand.

“Yeah I watch my little pony because it’s a good show and all the ponies are cool.”

The kid bounced up onto his feet and yelled out, “COOL! I LUV DAT SHOW EVEN THOUGH I THOUGHT IT WAS BULLSHIT THAT A DRAGON STARTED CRYING BECAUSE OF FLUTTERSHY LOOKED AT IT ANGRYILY! ALSO SHE SHOULD BE SCARED OF THE DRAGON NOT IT BEING SCARED OF THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A PONY SO THAT’S WHY I IGNORE AND PRETEND THAT THE DRAGON ATE HER! ALSO DRAGONS ARE AWESOME AND I CAN KICK SLENDER MAN’S ASS!”

Jake’s eye just twitched in anger as he said calmly as best as he can, “Ok look kid, it’s just a TV show just about ponies. In that episode, Fluttershy scared the dragon off just to overcome her fears of dragons in which she did by saving her friends. Also if you choose to ignore that and constantly think that the Dragon would just keep devouring Fluttershy and think Fannon is cannon then you are a poor little man.”

The kid’s eye twitched in annoyance and before he could say anything Alex walked up to him and said in a pissed off voice, “Also as much as I don’t care about Mothra or Kong, you don’t see me complaining about the two winning against Godzilla. I just watch the film, like it and move on. Also you could not kick Slender Man’s ass! None of us could! Not even Mist!”

Alex then turned over to mist and quickly said, “No offense Mist.”

“None taken my friend and Slenderman does scare The Mighty Joe Young out of me.”

The kid then started talking, “FINE! YOU GUYS ARE ALL DA STUPID! I’LL JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE PEOPLE LOVE MY LOGIC!” The kid then walked off angrily from the three.

The three looked at each other when Mist said, “Boy that kid does rustle my jimmies.”

Jake looked at Mist and asked, “Mist if he makes you angry then how come you’re not attacking or killing him?”

“Oh my therapist told me I shouldn’t kill people over stupid little things like that.”

“Oh well it’s good you’re going into therapy.” Jake said.

“Yeah I wanna try to become a better gorilla.”

Then at that moment an idea popped into Alex’s head as he began rubbing his hands together. “Hey Mist. You know that kid is one of those people who is against the Mist and Klaus pairing.”

When those words entered Mist’s ears, the gorilla began to puff angry and soon roared angrily as his eyes turned dark brown to demonic red. The gorilla then roared out, “Get back here you little shit!”

Mist then charged at the kid who turned around and said, “WUT DA DUCK?”

The gorilla then rammed into the annoying kid and began to slam him into the ground multiple times. Alex and Jake opened their mouths in shock as they were watching him beating up the kid.

The next thing Mist did was that he threw him against a wall, which made multiple bones in his body explode into pieces. The kid attempted to get up but couldn’t as his body was broken and that Mist picked him up for his finishing move.

Mist then roared as he held the kid above him and grabbed both his legs and his head as he roared out, “No one will separate my Klaus from me!”

Mist then ripped the kid in half as he finally stopped screaming and sat down on the ground with his gorilla ass. Mist started panting as he looked at the dead kid’s fingers and yelled out, “FINGER LICKIN GOOD!”

The gorilla then ripped the fingers of the kid and began to lick them. Alex and Jake then saw a police officer standing next to them and Jake asked, “Aren’t you going to tranq the gorilla?”

“No because Mist is above the law as he’s the first gorilla to volunteer to go into therapy as he basically has every type of immunity. Hell he can even get immunity for us having to start a war with another country.”

Both Alex and Jake gulped in fear as they both ran away from the area.

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Kristijan approached Marisa and greeted her by saying, “Well aren’t you looking quite sexy with your….” Kristijan just looked at the annoyed Marisa and continued, “White dress, and gold long hair and your gold eyes and skreeonk it! Lesbian!”

Marisa responded by trying to punch Kristijan in the face but the man quickly duck and laughed out, “Ha! I’ve known all the patterns to your attacks on me now!”

Marisa then attempted to kick him in the balls but he moved aside very quickly. The gold haired woman then she tried to strangle Kristijan rolled out of the way. Marisa then took a deep breath and yelled out, “Fine! You know my moves! So I guess there’s no point in hitting you now.”

“Wow I your moves? Bow! Chicka! Wow! Wow!”

“Just shut up.”

“Fine so what are you doing here by the Star Wars stuff?”

“Just got bored that they didn’t have much frogs or owls around here.”

“Hmm I see and what is your obsession with frogs and owls? Are you a witch?”

“First off no I’m not a witch! Second I just like them because they just click to me sort of how Glee clicks to Jake, Finger licking clicks to Mist and how sexual jokes click to you.”

Kristijan just said in response as he just said, “I see and Hey look Marisa! It’s princess Leia in her slave outfit! Interested?

Kristijan elbowed Marisa on the arm but she quickly responded by throwing him into a box of moaning C-3-POS, which caused Kristijan to scream in terror.

Marisa giggled as she watched the man that she hated getting drowned by moaning C-3POS. Eventually Kristijan got out of there and breathed deeply in fear as he walked over to Marisa and said, “That was not funny and no one deserves to be thrown into a box of sexual moaning robots.”

Marisa’s response was that she started laughing as she finally said, “Well you deserve it you little bastard.” Marisa still kept laughing as Kristijan realized something with Marisa.

“Hey Marisa since I just made you laugh in a way you like me that means only one thing. You want to sleep with me!”

Marisa instantly stopped laughing and was extremely pissed off at Kristijan for making that accusation and slapped him across the face. Kristijan yelled out “OW!”

Marisa just stormed off but no Kristijan was not going to let her get away with this as he ran up to her and turned around. Kristijan yelled out, “What the hell is your problem!”

Marisa was beyond pissed as she yelled out, “You’re the problem with your constant inappropriate jokes! They just get to damn annoying and no one even likes them anymore! Also I understood that you made those damn jokes to me before Savannah, Lea, and Remilia but why aren’t you hitting on them or accusing them of being lesbians!”

“Well first off! I make these jokes because I love to its my hobby just like soccer and watching movies! Second! I don’t hit on Remilia and Lea because they’re already dating someone else and bros don’t hit on each other’s chicks. Also Savannah is a single mom with an annoying kid and you know how much trouble it is to date a single mom! Plus as of now you’re the only who it actually hot enough for me to say those things to!”

Marisa was surprised to here those words from Kristijan as she knew that most lesbians were just only hot in pornos, ugly and butch, or only a few hot real ones. Of course Marisa knew that herself was straight but even after this argument she’ll know that Kristijan would keep calling her a lesbian. So that means there’s only one thing she can do to stop having him calling her a lesbian all the time and she wasn’t going to like.

Marisa just took a deep breath in and finally said, “Kristijan we’re gonna have sex if that will stop you from calling me a lesbian and make those sick jokes at me all the time.”

“Alright I knew you would come through!” Kristijan said as his attitude changed.

“But listen first cockbite! First you tell no one of this! Second you sleep on the floor not on the bed when we all go to sleep. Third you never speak to me again not even one word! If you violate any of those conditions then I will skreeonk murder you and reduce you to a bloody puddle! Now do I make myself clear you sick bastard?”

Kristijan nodded his head up and down, as he got really excited and terrified of the upcoming sex as Marisa dragged Kristijan with her back to their hotel room.

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Razor slid in a booth that William was in at the cafeteria but across from him and wondered what William was eating.

‘Hey what are you eating?”

William looked up at his friend and said, “Just a turkey sandwich and some potato chips.”

“Cool cool. Hey I was wondering do you know where Reptzilu is?”

“Oh her she’s sitting at a table over there by herself.”

Razor looked confused, as he wondered why she wasn’t sitting with William. Razor then asked, “How come she’s not sitting with you?”

“She’s mad about something and I assumed you made her mad.”

“Yeah I just don’t get that woman! I mean I laugh at all of her jokes, I mean I just don’t get it. People like it when you laugh at their jokes right ?”

William was annoyed by Razor being clueless and said, “Ok Razor, you’re smart in school, engineering, books, video games, animals and etc etc. But you’re really stupid on girls because that young woman isn’t joking around with you!”

“But I thought she joked around with me because she likes to make me laugh.”

William just face palmed himself and yelled out, “No! She’s in love with you! She wants to make out with you, dry hump and all dat crazy shit we teens do.”

William expected Razor to realize what he was saying but nope Razor just started laughing. But no William wasn’t going to have Razor laugh so he forcefully grabbed him by his short and yelled out, “Listen here Shaggy! That sweet girl loves you! Not in a funny way and so help me god you laugh and I will pimp slap the shit out of you! So if you want her and want to be with her and have a romantic relationship as in dating then go over there. If you don’t then I’ll go over there and make her my Beyonce!”
“Oh now I know what you guys were trying to say this whole time. Reptzilu wanted to be in a romantic relationship with me. Why didn’t you guys just say so.”

William just stared at his clueless friend with a blank expression and said, “Just get out of sight.”

Razor then left the booth and approached Reptzilu as she was just drawing pictures of animals. Razor tapped Reptzilu on the shoulder and the teenage girl stopped drawing and saw Razor looking at her.

“What do you want?” She asked in an irritated mood.

“I just wanted to say sorry.”

“For what?”

“For not recognizing that you liked in a romantic way.”

“Go on.”

“I just want to say that I want to be in what you call this romantic relationship with you but I have a feeling that you gave up long before that and won’t give me a chance. I understand if you don’t.”

Reptzilu got up and stood in front of Razor and gave him a smooch on the lips and said, “I want this Razor and what made you finally want me and realize that I liked you?”

“Well our good friend William finally made it clear to me about how you felt about me.”

“I have a feeling that’s not it.”

“And he threatened to pimp slap me.”

Reptzilu just started laughing as she said, “Razor you never fail to amuse me and come let’s start our first date.”

“Where do we go first?”

‘Anywhere where ever you want baby.”

“Alright!”

Razor and Reptzilu walked out of the cafeteria as William watch and said, “Well another job well done from the rapper of love.”

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Remi is sitting down at a table at the food court outside with a few bags of things she’s bought such as clothes mainly dresses, horror movies, and a King Caesar statue for her KC.

Cesar walked behind Remilia and quickly put his hands on her eyes.

"Guess who?" Cesar whispered into the girl's ears, trying hard to disguise his voice as a light voice person who loves children.

"The Ice cream man?" Remilia guessed as she twisted around and pried Cesar's hands off her face. To his surprise, she nearly tore his fingers off, but be pretended not to feel the pain.

"No silly, it's me... Um, why the umbrella?"

"It's a parasol, to be precise. My skin doesn't like the sun very much, so I need it to keep myself comfortable."

"I see... Do you have any siblings?"

"Siblings? Um... oh yes, I do. One sister but she was always an uncontrollable brat,always forgetting about me, keeping me away, being selfish and yet, she says she loves me. What about you?"

"Me, I don't have any sibllings... Being a lone child has it's advantages, I guess... You know, you look so beautiful with that dress on." Cesar pokes Remi in the base of the neck, above the dress collar.*

Remi blushes as she continued, "Oh please, don't...It's an old antique I had around."

"You mean it was your mother's?"

"Oh nononononono, not like that... I mean, I-"

"Hold it, I got just the thing that you'll like." Cesar said as he whipped out a violin and begins to play UN Owen for the Dead Princess, which brings tears to Remi's eyes. "Um, is there... something wrong?" Cesar asked as he stopped playing,

Remilia whipped the tears off her face and said, "No, nothing wrong... It's just... that was my sister's favorite song. She always listened to it night and day. I too loved hearing it, and hearing it here brings back fond memories we had together... Thank you."

“Hey that’s what I’m here for sexy and what’s in the bag.”

“Oh these.” Remi said as she pulled out some of her dresses and some of the horror films she bought.

Remilia showed her boyfriend the dresses she bought, as they were different as one was black with red stripes, another was green with a tint of gold and the other was simply black.

“Wow you would look very sexy in those dresses and I can’t wait to see them.”

“Maybe I can try them out tonight in front of you.” Remilia said sexually and leaned her face against Cesar’s.

“Now that I would like to do and what movies did you get?”

“Oh well I got The Clonus horror part 2: The Cloning, Friday the 13th Part 20: Jason’s Birthday Blow out, and Baby from the Toilet Part 6 I didn’t know I was pregnant with a killer baby.”

“Wow those sound all kind of…crappy.”

“Yeah I know but I love those types of films and you know maybe we can watch them together.”

“As much as I don’t care about horror films….. I’ll make an exception.”

“Good and aren’t we suppose to meet everyone at Red Lobster?” Remilia asked

“Yeah we should start heading there now before it gets to crowded.” Cesar said as the two left Comic Con.

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(Kristijan and Marisa’s hotel room)

Marisa got out of the bed with a new dress that was black and said angrily, “Now that I’ve done something I never want to do again you have to fulfill your end of the bargain! Got it!”

“Yeah okay got it! Sleep on the floor, never talk to you and never call you a lesbian again.” Kristijan said as he put on a white t-shirt.

After Kristijan finished, Marisa didn’t even talk to him as she just left the hotel room. Kristijan thought for a moment on what just happened and said, “Worth it!” before walking out of the room.


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10:00 PM at Red Lobster

Everyone in the group including Zach’s lady friend Jennifer all sat at a big round booth as they all ate fantastic sea food except for Jake who just had a burger. Each and everyone began to tell stories about their day today.

“Okay me first” Razor yelled out as he waited for his friends to quiet down. “Okay so Reptzilu and I finally hooked up, then we. We…….”

“Wow! After like what four weeks you finally figured out all the hints that Reptzilu have been dropping you on.” Alex said.

“Hey I don’t see you with a girlfriend.” Razor said.

“Well…… shit! You got me on that one but seriously it shouldn’t have took you that long to figure it out.”

“Well least I get the lady in the end” Razor said as Reptzilu put her head on her boyfriend’s shoulder.

“Well after we hooked up we went to Jurassic Park, in the Backdraft, and had our Jaws on some good grub for lunch.”

“And we made out on two of the events.” Reptzilu said happily.

Everyone just stared at them with blank expressions until everyone started to talk about their day. For the rest of the night, everyone drank, they fought random people on the street and they made their ancestors proud.

July 13th at 11:00 AM

The gang arrived for their second day at Comic Con but some dressed in different costumes such as Alex wearing N7 armor and Cesar wearing The Cowardly Lion costume.

The group went their separate ways as Klaus and Savannah decided to look into the Star Wars section. The two found some great Star Wars toys they were considering to buy such as General Grievous exclusive with four red lightsabers, and other toys some for JR.

But then Klaus saw something at the corner of his eye that brought him to one of his highlights of his life. He then looked to Savannah who was looking through some Star Wars costumes for JR.

The bounty hunter than yelled out, “Hey Savannah look at this! This was the lego gold C-3PO that we fought over.”

“Oh yeah that’s how we met!” Savannah said.

“I know right! Funny how we were just two random people fighting over something and then ended up having a child. Crazy stuff in the world no?”

“Yeah I know and it’s just a shame on how things ended between us.”

“I know I wish I told you about me being a bounty hunter before you found out on your own and now things have been going weird between us.”

“I know it was partially my fault as I basically kicked you out of the house we lived in and not making you see JR for a whole year because I didn’t trust you back then with our child.”

“Hey it’s not your fault, you’ve deserved to be angry at me for not telling you about what I did for a living and plus that I was a bounty hunter. I mean I understand why you kept JR away from me but it just made me sad that I didn’t get to see the only two who meant the world to me.”

Savannah was surprised to hear what her ex husband just said to her as thought, “Klaus regretted not telling her about her life but that didn’t matter to her now as she heard Klaus say that he was sad that he didn’t get to see the two people that meant to him.”

Savannah looked at Klaus again and she began to lean her head towards his as he saw what she was about to do and he did the same as well. The two were almost close into kissing each other when an explosion was heard at the front of the entrance. The two quickly turned away from each other to see several people severely burned and injured as well as several of the booths being destroyed and covered in fire.

People were running around screaming from the explosion that killed many people as they began to hear metallic footsteps marching towards the building.

Three unidentified figures walked into the comic con building, stopped walking and looked at everyone who was standing there in shock from the three figures. Two of the three unidentified figures were Spartan Ikusagami figures that were both red and blue. The other was a chameleon like figure that stood on two legs with spikes all over him with sharp claws. Then the three stopped walking and then robots in dark black armor holding futuristic assault rifles stopped behind the three.

The one in the middle that was red took a step forward and said, “Pathetic humans of Comic Con! I am Ultra Red, servant of the almighty Asmodeus and you will all be exterminated!”

Ultra Red then took out his shotgun as the soldiers in dark black armor began to shoot at everyone. Everyone was screaming and running in terror as the robotic soldiers were mowing them down with their guns.

“Let the invasion begin!” Ultra Red said as he then laughed in a deep metallic voice as everyone was getting slaughtered.


Batman Comparisons
Zach-Batman
Razor-Robin
William-Nightwing
Nick-Jim Gordon
Cesar-Joker
Remilia-Harley Quinn
Alex-Scarecrow
Mist-Bane
Klaus-Mr. Freeze
Chameleox-Killer Croc
Gabara- Ra Saul Ghoul
Jake-Riddler
Lea-Poison Ivy
Kristijan- The Penguin
Marisa-Catwoman
Morgan Freeman- Lucius Fox

[GodzillavsJason]

Life in Toho Kingdom City
Season 3
Episode 5
The Invasion Part 2
Written by Alex Williams

(Note, This episode will be on two posts because there's a limit on how much you can have per post so yeah)


Comic Con, July 13th at 11: 10 AM

“Let the invasion begin!” Ultra Red said as he then laughed in a deep metallic voice as everyone was getting slaughtered.

“Oh shit! Not him again!” Klaus yelled out as multiple Kryions were charging towards the two.

“Wait what do you mean not him again? Do you know that thing?” Savannah asked.

“Just get down!” Klaus yelled out as he pushed Savannah down behind a counter.

Klaus quickly got in cover behind a counter and pulled out a pistol. Savannah saw that her ex husband pulled out a handgun immediately asked, “How the hell did you even manage to bring in a gun.”

Klaus quickly looked at Savannah and said, “When you’ve been a bounty hunter for as long as me you’ll know where to hide stuff to get pass the guards. Sometimes I’ve put weapons in places of my body that I’m not proud of.”

“Right just remember to find a way to….. JUNIOR!” Savannah yelled out as she began to panic.

“He’ll be fine! And knowing him he always lands on his feet as usual! Now just stay calm while I try to find a way out.”

Klaus and Savannah can still hear all the screaming and the guns going off on the people. The bounty hunter peaked over the counter to see if the Kryions were still after them but luckily for them the black robots were shooting down some nerds in red shirts.

Klaus quit peaking over the counter and said, “Luckily for us they just decided to kill the red shirts instead.”

“So any idea on how to get out of here?”

Klaus was silent for a moment as he looked around the whole area as he saw a spiral staircase that lead to the second story of comic con. Then he noticed the security room on the very left of the second story. Then he thought of an idea.

“Ok Savannah. This is what we’re going to do. See that security room there?”

“Yeah.”

“Ok security room doors are metal and usually highly reinforced. So if we can make it there we can monitor the whole Comic Con area, see if anyone else survived and we can also call for help.”

“That sounds good but how do we get up there exactly?”

“Honestly that’s the hard part as I only have a pistol and a combat knife with me so I can only give you so very little cover with just these small weapons. So basically I want you to run as fast as you can to the security room on the second story.”

“But what about you?”

“All that matters is you getting there alive and find as many of our friends as you can.”

Savannah nodded as Klaus said, “I’m going to look over the counter again and when I say, “GO” I want you to run like hell and never look back okay?”

“Okay.” Savannah said silent as the bounty hunter began to crouch up to look over the counter.

Klaus looked over the counter but right when he looked over he saw a Kryion looking over him. The black robot saw the bounty hunter and pointed his assault rifle at him. But the bounty hunter responded to his instincts as he grabbed the robot and threw him over the counter.

The single Kryion fell down to the ground on it’s back looking at the now crouching bounty hunter over him. The black soldier attempted to grab his gun to shoot at Klaus but he quickly put his hand over its arm and brought his combat knife across the Kryion’s neck.

With in one slash across the neck, the robot’s neck began to bleed out oil as Klaus dug deeper into it’s neck until he found some wires in it’s neck. Within a heartbeat Klaus pulled out the wires from the robot’s neck and the robot stopped moving.

Klaus whipped off the sweat from his face and said, “Good thing I know a feel things about killing.”

“Remind me never to teach that kind of stuff to our son.” Savannah said in a worried manner.

“We’ll see.” Klaus said as he leaned over towards the assault rifle the Kryion once held.

“Now let’s see what this rifle can.”

The bounty hunter then held the assault rifle and began to observe the whole weapon. Klaus studied it for a minute until Savannah asked, “Do you know how to use it?”

“Well… it’s similar to an M-16 except there’s a hole below the barrel that can be used as a bayonet but this Dumbass forgot to put the bayonet on here and it doesn’t take up ammunition as it takes up some sort of blue liquid.”

“Wait why blue liquid?”

“I don’t know but luckily for us this little robot has a few bottles that I can use. Also this makes things easier.”

“How so?”

“Because I now have a BFG and I can give you a pistol to at least defend yourself with.”

“Wait! I don’t know how to use a gun!” Savannah panicked.

Klaus leaned over to her and said, “Trust me, you’ll know how to use a gun fairly quickly in this kind of situation.” Klaus then handed his ex wife the pistol and all the clips he had for it.

“Klaus before we go. If we make it out of here alive I’m going to beat you senseless.”

“Oh you know I’ll love that.” Klaus said in a perverted manner.

“You’re such a dog.”

“I know I am and READY! SET! GO!” Klaus yelled out as Savannah got out from behind the counter and began running for the stairs as Klaus began to shoot the robot’s gun at the other Kryions.

Bluish bullets were shot out of the gun and hit two targets multiple times. The two Kryions instantly fell down from the amount of bullets they have received in their torsos. The bounty hunter provided more cover for Savannah, as she was already halfway up the staircase.

Klaus shot another one down with the assault rifle and decided to head up to the stairs. Though unfortunately for him a Kryion got in front of him and pointed it’s gun at him.

“Die human!” It yelled out, as it was about to shoot at Klaus.

“Never!” Klaus yelled out as he lifted his gun sideways and used the bayonet to slice the other gun in half of the Kryion.

Before the robot could react from his gun being ripped in half, Klaus impaled the black robot with the bayonet and pinned him to the wall. The bounty hunter removed the gun from its torso and quickly decapitated it.

Klaus knew he had to get up with Savannah so he quickly ran up the stairs and barged into the security room where he found Savannah safely standing up inside the room.

“Ok first thing we got to do is….” Klaus was interrupted when Savannah walked up to him and slapped him across the face.

“Ow! What was that for! I just saved your life!” Klaus yelled out.

“So I can do this.” Savannah said as he smooched Klaus on the lips for a good twenty seconds. Savannah let her lips let go of Klaus as he said, “Damn that felt good but as I was saying. We need to barricade this door for now and before you say anything I know there’s not much we can do to keep it barricaded but we’ll certainly try.”

Before they started looking around the area the bounty hunter quickly locked the door in case they realize the Ultras or the Kryions realized it was unlocked.

The whole security room had a few places in it such as the monitoring area, a small lounge area with a small fridge and a table with two chairs by it, and a bathroom.

Klaus noticed the two chairs by the table and said, “Savannah grab that chair and put it against the door while I get this chair.”

Savannah nodded in agreement as she moved the chair behind the door handle as Klaus did the same as well. The two kept looking for more objects to use as a barricade but unfortunately for them there was nothing else they can do except hope they wouldn’t look for them in there and to find their friends.

“Alright time to look at these monitors to find where our friends are.” Klaus said as the two took a seat at the two chairs in front of the monitors.

Klaus began to search the monitors while using the control panels to search for any survivors. The bounty hunter looked through the screens and looked at the Glee area first. But to no luck all he saw was nothing but dead bodies, Kryions patrolling the area and one of them tea bagging a dead person in army gear.

“Okay no luck there and hopefully Jake and Lea aren’t dead.” Klaus said as he checked the next screen, which he was looking at the DC area.

He began looking at the whole area but again saw nothing but dead people and Kryions just patrolling again. Klaus just shook his head in frustration as so far no survivors have been found.

The bounty hunter was about to close out of that screen when Savannah yelled out, “Klaus don’t close out of the screen yet!”

“Why?”

“Because I think I see someone moving.” Savannah said as she pointed to the screen which were three people hiding behind Bruce Wayne’s industry tower.

“By god! You’re right! Let’s see if we can help in any sort of way.” Klaus said as he began to type on the console.

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DC Area

Alex along with Zach and Jennifer were even lucky to get a few second warning before the Kryions started their massacre in Comic Con. The three didn’t even ask questions, as the only place they can hide in time was behind Bruce Wayne’s industry tower that was about 20 feet tall.

Alex was peaking out from behind the tower and looking at the black robots as they stood in motion while holding their assault rifles. The man in the N7 costume just shook his head in shock as the ground was now turned into puddles of blood.

Alex stopped looking at the dead bodies, pulled himself behind the tower, looked at Zach and Jennifer and just shook his head.

Jennifer just walked up to Alex and asked, “How do we get out of here?”

“I don’t know I guess we’ll have to think of something. Any ideas Zach?”

Zach began to rub his chin after hearing what Alex asked and said, “Yeah it’s safe to assume that we’re screwed.”

“Well….. shit!” Alex said in a hopeless manner.

“Zach since we’re probably going to die anyway we might as well do it.” Jennifer said as she was unzipping her black widow spandex outfit.

Both Alex and Zach looked over to the now revealing Jennifer and both yelled, “Boink!!!!”

Jennifer looked at Alex and said, “Not you just the bat.”

“Damnit I never get the chicks and how does Zach the person who obviously love footballs get a relationship with a hot girl before me?” Alex complained.

Zach now grabbing Jennifer’s waist as she back licking his neck, looked over at Alex and said, “It’s the car. Chicks dig the cars.”

Alex just put his hands in his hair in confusion as he said, “That doesn’t make any sense!”

“Sure it does.”

“No you drive a soccer mom’s kind of car! You’re not the least concerned on how chicks dig vans?”

“Hey! Guys who own vans are sexy!” Jennifer said as she returned to kissing Zach.

“Well what am I suppose to do?”

“I don’t know just go look the other way.” Zach said.

“skreeonk…” Alex said as he sat down on the floor behind the Wayne industry’s tower.

After a few minutes of having to hear and not trying to look at Zach and Jennifer’s love making a familiar voice was heard on the intercom.

“Attention nerds!” Klaus said over the intercom as Kryions all over the DC area looked up with them holding their guns up.

“We all know that you have been disappointed with the lack of fun around here in the DC area. Correct?”

“Yeah!” One Kryion yelled out while another yelled out, “Get to the point.” And then a third yelled out, “When is there going to be a DC movie besides the Batman movies that don’t suck!”

“Well we have something fun for you all as Bill Gates is in convention room B3.”

“Yeah so!” One Kryion yelled out.

“So! The first fifty to enter the room gets a free copy of Windows 98!”

There was moment of silence before one of the black robots yelled out, “Lets get Windows 98!”

Instantly every Kryion in the DC area began running out as they were screaming in joy, as they wanted Windows 98 really badly. Alex just facepalmed himself as he said, “They’re probably those people who never upgraded from 95. Those poor pathetic bastards.”

Alex turned around to see that Zach and Jennifer were still on the ground continuing to make out. Alex just sighed as he looked up at the ceiling and said, “Klaus is that you?”

“No because I’m Optimus Prime bitch!”

“Haha! Very funny now can you tell us how to get out of this area before they realize how much Windows 98 sucks?”

“Yeah sure, so you want to get out of the DC area first of all, then go into the Jurassic Park area as you’ll see a door that will lead you into a security hall. Next go through that security hall room until you see the third exit door.”

“Ok then what?”

“After exiting through that door you’ll find that it takes you into the front lobby but if you turn to the left, you’ll see a security door that will lead you to us.”

“Ok got it!”

“Also make sure you either have weapons or use stealth because I’m detecting many of these robots are in the Jurrasic Park area and in the front lobby.”

“Ok thanks.”

“Also you should have Zach and his girlfriend continue their baby making later as I doubt the Winodws 98 distraction will keep them distracted for long.”

“Copy that.” Alex said as he walked over to the groping couple, pulled Jennifer off of Zach and said, “Come on we’re leaving!”

“Oh come on! We were just about finished!” Zach complained.

“You can finish later as Klaus just distracted those things and given us an opportunity to escape. So I suggest you and Jennifer get dressed unless you want me to look at that nice caboose of hers.”

Zach walked over and slapped Alex across the face. “See you’re getting my point.” Alex said as both Zach and Jennifer dressed up in their costumes.

The three then began to run out of the DC area and into the Jurassic Park area.

Meanwhile.

“Alright everyone get inside now!” Cesar yelled out as Kristijan, Remilia, Razor, Reptzilu, and William ran inside a room with a huge metal door.

Cesar quickly shot two charging Kryions dead on with a Kryion assault rifle while Marisa threw a red plasma like grenade at six Kryions and the group instantly exploded from grenade.

Cesar walked back into the room as he yelled out, “Marisa quick! Seal the doors!”

Marisa did what she was told as she pushed the metal door back and locked it as the black robots began to bang on the door.

Cesar bent down to have his hands on his knees and asked, “How many did we loose?”

“Only our gang is left, everyone else died.” Marisa said.

“Damnit, Razor since you apparently know how this whole place since you’re so smart. Any ideas on how to get out of here?” Cesar asked.

“Well give me a few minutes to look around in this room to look for another way out.” Razor said as Reptzilu quickly tugged on his arm.

“I’ll go with you… to keep you company.” Reptzilu said in a seductive tone.

“I like where this is going.” Razor said.

William sighed as he said, “I’m going too so you two don’t get distracted.”

The three teens walked off into a different part of the room while Cesar and the others began to converse. “How could this happen? I mean why would robots attack a place that holds little significant value to what an invasion force would want?” Kristijan asked.

“Hey I wouldn’t say it wouldn’t hold little significant value because remember when Zombies attacked our College last year?” Cesar said.

“Yeah well that was because you ate taco meat when it wasn’t good for you and you got diarrhea after that and you kept making us pause The Shinning every minute!”

“You got a point but still!”

“Well maybe but that still makes me wonder why robots would attack nerd kingdom when all they’ll find is collectibles that should never be taken out their box and virgins!”

“Hey not all of us are virgins and I’m not a nerd who likes to collect action figures like you two.” Marisa said accusingly.

Kristijan looked at Marisa and said; “Well would you care to tell us on how you’re not a virgin?”

Marisa was about to speak when Cesar interrupted her by saying, “You slept with him didn’t you?”

Marisa’s cheeks turned bloody red as she turned over to Kristijan, grabbed his shirt and said, “When this is over I’m going to murder you.”

“Not if someone else does it first.”

“Well I’ll just make sure that doesn’t happen so I can do it myself.”

Cesar and Remilia began laughing as they both said, “I can’t believe you actually slept with him!”

“Yes! Yes! Fine I did it only once so he can finally shut up about his constant remarks on me being a lesbian.”

“You know Marisa I was really respecting you as a strong independent woman but seriously you just slept with this Quagmire wannbe just so you can have him stop calling you names. You still have much to learn.” Remilia said.

“Yeah well whatever it’s done anyway and please don’t tell anyone else or I’ll….”

“Moida us?” Cesar said in a laughing manner.

“Yeah that.” Marisa said as Razor, Reptzilu and William walked back to them.

“What did you find Razor?” Cesar asked.

“Well… We managed to find a air duct that we can crawl through but the problem is that not all of us will be able fit in the shaft at the same time.”

“So that’s a bad thing right?” Kristijan asked.

“Yes now normally this would mean that someone would be left behind to die while we crawl through the air duct.” Razor said as Kristijan quickly put his finger on his nose to avoid being the one left behind.

“But we also manage to find one of those old basements that has two doors that could lead anywhere for all we know.” Reptzilu said.

Cesar began rubbing his chin as he said, “Well do you think we should split up?”

“Hmm well maybe not since it could be a bad ide…..” Marisa was about to finish her sentence when suddenly the big metal door had a huge dent in it.

The group turned around as they saw the door getting more dents in as they heard one Kryion yelling out, “Come on guys hit harder!”

“Split up?” Marisa asked.

“Split up.” Cesar said as the group began to run towards the shaft and the basement.

“Okay how are we going to do this?” William asked.

“Okay Kristijan, Remilia and Marisa with me into the basement.” Cesar said.

“Wait why?” Kristijan asked.

“Because the basement is more riskier and I don’t want the juveniles to be the one’s being risked.”

“Ugh! Fine but you owe me big time for this!”

“Alright you two get in the duct now!” Razor said as both William and Reptzilu both crawled inside.

“Good luck Razor.” Cesar before shutting the basement door.

“You too Cesar.” Razor said before he shut the air duct door.

Meanwhile in the Jurassic Park area

Alex, Zach and Jennifer were running throughout the area as not from Kryions chasing them as there were hardly any in there but just to get to the security room. The three kept running until Alex turned around to see a lot of dead Kryions bleeding out oil. All three stopped dead in their tracks and looked at the dead bodies of the black robots.

“What the hell?” Zach said.

“Who the hell could have done this?” Alex asked.

“I know this might sound dumb but could it possibly be that small little boy down there?” Jennifer asked as she pointed to the little boy on his knees playing with two Dinosaur toys next to the dead Kryions.

“Wait isn’t that Klaus’s son Klaus Jr?” Zach asked.

“Well the fact that he is still wearing his Sandal costume then yeah it’s him.” Alex said as the three walked over to Klaus JR.

JR heard footsteps walking towards him and looked up to see his father’s friends. The five-year-old kid then dropped his JP toys, stood up, looked at them and said,

“Enchantment?”

“JR, did you kill all of these robots?” Alex asked.

“They were cursing when they exploded into pieces.”

All of three them were confused from what JR said and Zach asked, “JR did you kill them or did someone else kill them?”

JR just walked up closer to them and said, “Boom.”

“Okay….. then I say we just take the little boy with us.” Jennifer said.

“That just sounded wrong but yeah we need to take him to Klaus and Savannah.” Alex said as he crouched to JR and said, “Come on JR. We’re going to see your mommy and daddy.”

“Yay!” Klaus JR yelled out as Alex picked him up and was about to start walking when Zach said, “Wait!”

Alex stopped as he said, “What?”

“I think we should take some weapons with us just in case we get attacked you know?”

“Good point!” Alex said as he let Jr down and picked up an assault rifle along with Zach.

“Alex how are you going to shoot if you’re holding JR?” Jennifer asked.

“Well I was thinking that you could hold him.”

“Well why can’t you or Zach hold him?”

Alex and Zach looked at each other and then scratched their heads as Jennifer said, “It’s because I’m a woman isn’t it?”

Both men nodded as Jennifer sighed and began to hold JR. The four then left the Jurassic Park area to make their way to the security room.

Meanwhile in the southwest plaza.

Jake peaked from behind a wall to see a Radioshack booth with many phones there. The man stopped peaking and turned around to his girlfriend Lea.

“Do you see anything?”

“Luckily for us none of those black robots are there and I see a Radioshack booth so maybe we can call someone to get us out.”

“I don’t think those phones have any signal in them so it’s probably pointless.”

“Maybe but it’s worth a try and if we can call someone to get us out then it will be worth it. Now I’m going over to get one of those phones really quickly and I’ll run back here.” Jake said, as he was about to take a step when Lea put a hand on his shoulder.

Jake turned around and Lea said, “Let me go with you.”

Jake just nodded as the couple ran quietly to the Radio booth. Jake grabbed the nearest phone he saw and the two began running back to where they were when something dropped to the ground, which caused the couple to drop to the ground. Jake looked up to see a Kryion standing above him, pointing his gun at his head.

Jake closed his eyes in fear as he was going to get to shot when he heard the gun go off. For a few more seconds Jake closed his eyes until he realized he didn’t feel a thing. He opened his eyes only to see there was no bullet wound on any where of his body and within a heart beat he quickly checked to see if Lea was alright.

Fortunately for him Lea was all right as the two looked up to see a bullet hole in the black robot’s head. The Kryion was standing up from being shot but shortly fell down to the ground.

Jake and Lea looked back at each other in confusion as Jake asked, “How and who did?”

“That would be me thank you very much.” A voice was heard coming in front of them as the two looked up to see Nick walking up to them, holding a sniper rifle, having a backpack on and a lot of equipment on him in general.

“Nick you son of a bitch! You saved us!” Jake said as he stood up and gave him a bro hug.

“Yeah I did but lets not start handing out medals as we still have a war going on here.”

“What do you mean by war exactly?” Lea asked.

Nick looked at Lea and said, “Those machines have taken Comic Con. I don’t know why but for some reason they chose here.”

“Do you know if any of the others are still alive?” Jake asked.

“Not that I know of but I think we count on the likes of Alex, Klaus and Kristijan surviving at least. I mean hell I was lucky enough to even find you guys.”

“Hopefully we’ll find them soon.” Lea said.

“You and me both but we have to move as we can’t stay in one place for a long time.” Nick said.

“Agreed but we don’t have any weapons to defend ourselves with.” Jake said.

“That can be arranged.” Nick said as he took off his back, began searching his pack and pulled out two submachine guns for the both of them.

“Merry Christmas.” Nick said as he handed the two submachine guns to the couple.

“But its not even Christmas.” Lea said.

“Christmas in July.” Nick said.

“Good point.” Jake said.

“Now let’s get moving.” Nick said as him and the couple began to walk out of the southwest plaza.

Meanwhile

Alex opened the door to the main plaza on the second floor and stepped out. Zach and Jennifer who was still holding JR shortly walked out as well. Alex turned to the left and saw the security room door that Klaus had mentioned before. Alex then made a hand gesture to his companions to move forward to the door, which Zach went first then Jennifer and then Alex himself went last.

The group reached the door as Zach knocked on the door and then shortly after Klaus opened the door and motioned for them to get in and the bounty quickly shut the door behind them.

Alex and Zach put their weapons down on the ground as Jennifer put Jr down on the ground. Savannah then got past Klaus and saw with her very own eyes, as Jr was still alive.

“JR! Thank god you’re all right!” Savannah yelled out as she ran towards Jr and gave him a big hug.

“Mommy!” JR yelled out as he hugged his mother back.

Klaus crouched down to his ex-wife and his son who were still hugging each other. He then gave them a hug as he stood back up and looked at Alex.

“So where did you find him?”

“To be honest, the way we found him was really weird as we found him playing with his toy dinosaurs in the JP area but with a whole bunch of those black robots destroyed and some of them mutilated.”

“Alright JR!” Klaus said as he tried to high five his son but then Savannah slapped him across the face and looked at Alex.

“What do you mean with those things were dead? Did he kill them?”

“Well the fact that he’s only five is very improbable but the fact that’s he wearing a Sandal costume makes a lot more sense that those machines were dead when we came across from them.”

“Savannah why are you even asking if he killed them all? Be grateful that our son is back.” Klaus said as he gave his son another hug.

Savannah looked down at JR who was looking up smiling, who then said, “Enchantment?”

“Oh what the hell! JR I love you very much!” Savannah said as she went back to hugging JR.

Alex, Zach and Jennifer all smiled as Zach then asked, “So what do we do now?”

“I don’t know about any of you guys though but I’m going back out to search for the rest of our friends.” Alex said as he began to walk towards the door.

“Wait!” Klaus yelled out.

Alex turned around to look at Klaus when the bounty hunter said, “I’m coming with you.”

“Normally I would ask why but since you’re a bounty hunter then I say why the hell not!”

“Count me in as well.” Zach said as he held the Kryion assault rifle in his hands.

“Zach! Are you crazy? You can’ go out there!” Jennifer said as she grabbed Zach’s arm.

Zach turned to his girlfriend, put his hand on her face and said, “Don’t worry I’ll be back before you know it and we’ll continue where we left earlier today.”

“Ok but don’t be giving any footballs the eye because I don’t want you to bring any footballs into our relationship.”

“Oh come on! Not you too! Just because I like football doesn’t mean I want to do a football! I mean….” Zach was interrupted when Jennifer put her lips against his and said shortly after.

“I’m just kidding and go out there and kill the son of a bitches.”

“Ok enough with the romance crap! Let’s go already!” Alex said in annoyed tone.

Alex, Zach and Klaus opened the door in the security room to and walked out of the room to go look for the rest of their friends.

*******************

Cesar opened the door and stepped out of the basement. The man looked around to see where him and his group ended up as they saw that they were now in anime area.

Cesar looked back into the basement and said, “Coast is clear.”

Kristijan, Remilia and Marisa all stepped out of the basement and began to look at the anime place they were in. The anime area had a whole bunch of statue of girls that kept smiling and Pokemon just sitting there smiling.

“Uh… I don’t think I like this place so can we just get out of here already?” Kristijan asked.

“Sure but where do we go next Cesar?” Remilia asked.

Cesar turned around to Remilia and said, “Well since we’re in the anime area, the closet place is the….”

Cesar stopped talking when he noticed that his three friends had their eyes wide open. “Those robots are behind me aren’t they?”

All three of them shook their heads up and down as Cesar turned around to see two Kryions pointing their shotguns at his head.

“Well… Shit!” Cesar said, as the Kryions were about to kill him.

Then all of the sudden a blinding light came out of nowhere and the next Cesar and his friends knew that the two Kyrions were headless. Cesar then looked down as the black robots’ heads are down on the ground as their bodies shortly fell to the ground.

This confused the four friends as Cesar asked, “What the hell just happened?”

“That would be me, thank you very much!” A woman that towered over Cesar, who had medium length blue hair, was wearing a red dress and having sandals on.

“Who are you?” Cesar asked.

“I am Kanako Yasaka, goddess of wind and rain.” The woman said.

“Yeah right! You a goddess? That’s as crazy as women drivers!” Kristijan said.

Kanako walked up to Kristijan, point her finger above him to have him look at the ceiling window. She then moved her hands towards each other and then the clouds turned from blue to dark gray it was instantly raining.

“Oh I still don’t believe you’re a goddess!”

“Kristijan shut up! Anyway why did you come here? Seems rather odd for a goddess coming here to comic con.” Cesar said.

“I’ve came to this place to find to amass faith in myself but since I’ve found myself in an invasion here, I figured I can do something about to help stop the invasion.”

“Really? That’s great! So how will you stop the invasion?” Cesar asked.

“I can’t stop the invasion alone since I’ve already wasted a lot of my powers just to get here but with time my powers will recharge. But if we can rally more people to our cause then we can stop the invasion.”

“Well luckily some of our other friends are alive but we had to separate with them but I’m sure we’ll find them and along some of are other friends which I’m sure they’re still alive.” Cesar said.

“Excellent! Now…. Wait a minute! I think I know who you are….” Kanako said as she looked at Marisa.

“Um… do I know you?” Marisa asked.

“You might have known me in the past but I guess you haven’t gotten to that point of remembering everything, I mean, I guess I was mistaken. Sorry.”

After hearing this Kristijan gave Marisa that look like he usually does as Marisa looked at Kristijan with an angry look and caused the man to look back.

“Now let’s get moving.” Kanako said as the group began to walk out of the anime area.

*********

“Ok so you’re telling me you rather do it with Catwoman than Poison Ivy? The hell is the matter with you?” Klaus asked as him, Zach and Alex kept walking through the very long hall the Indiana Jones cave.

“Hey I like my woman being all stealthy and sexy looking in spandex outfits.” Zach said.

“Well yeah who the hell doesn’t like that but I mean come on! Ivy is basically revealing it out to you with the really hot revealing clothing.”

“Yeah and you’re forgetting about the price you pay when you do her.”

“That’s what the rubber lips are for!”

“Dude you got that from the worst Batman film of all time and there’s no way rubber or what ever it was to prevent that poison shit going through your body.”

“Well whatever it still be worth it. Also let’s Alex who would rather do? Catwoman or Ivy?”

Alex looked at his two friends and said, “Harley Quinn.”

“Wait why?” Both Klaus and Zach asked.

“Well first off, she’s hot of course, she’s completely loyal, has a very cute personality, just has all that cool athletic moves that makes it very hot, and I would like to be called puddin by her. Bow Chicka wow wow!”

“That’s just great! Now we have to ask more people which of the three girls is the hottest.” Klaus said.

“Yeah if there wasn’t an invasion going on then we could have asked that in the DC area and Comic Con would have been destroyed just by that whole argument.”

Klaus laughed as he said, “Could you imagine?”

“Imagine all the people!” Alex sang out as he was laughing

Zach laughed as well as three were still laughing but immediately stopped when they heard gunshots going off.

“Gunshots?” Zach asked.

“Maybe some other people are still alive.” Klaus said.

“Alright remember the kryions have no idea we’re here so we can attack them from behind and get this firefight done with quickly.” Alex said.

“I like it! We finally get the element of surprise for once.” Klaus said.

”Also did you notice that they’re building some sort of ramp to get up there?” Zach asked.

“Yeah I noticed that but we shouldn’t focus on that.” Klaus said.

“Alright let’s move.” Alex said as the three ran very quietly to the Kryions who were busy shooting up at the restaurant on the hill in the area.

Klaus was the first to run in as he ran behind a Kryion, pulled out his combat knife and slit it’s throat. The black robot instantly fell down to the ground and as the other black robots were turning around to see what happened Zach instantly shot one on in the face. Alex ran up to another one, kicked it in its face and shot it in the torso area.

The three then stand side by side as they point the assault rifles at the remaining Kryions and instantly mow them down with bullets. The black robots fall to the ground as the three high fived each other and looked up at the restaurant on the hill.

“Okay! You can come out now, who ever you are.” Alex said.

The three continued to look up as saw they saw three teenagers exiting out of the restaurant.

“Razor? What are you doing here?” Zach asked.

“Well to make a long story short, we split up with Cesar and the rest of his group in an air duct but the air duct broke so we fell in this restaurant here. Then those robots heard us and started to fire at us.” Razor said.

“My question is how the hell couldn’t they go on that spiral path that leads up to here?” Alex asked.

“Well lets just say that not all of that path are in tact as parts of it were blown off for some reason and these stupid skreeonk can’t jump short distances.” William said.

“So is that why they were building a ramp that they were building to get to you guys?” Zach asked.

“Yeah that was why.” Reptzilu said as the three teens finally walked down to where their rescuers were.

“I see and it’s good thing you guys are okay but do you guys think you can tell us where Cesar’s group went?” Zach asked.

“Yeah just follow us, we’ll show you whe….” Razor was interrupted as something jumped down right in front of him and knocked down to the ground.

Razor looked up to see one of those black robots but it wasn’t holding a standard rifle like the usual ones did. This one had a machine gun on its shoulder, two long blades on each arm and held a shotgun in its hands.

Alex, Zach, and Klaus fired their guns at the machine but it easily cut their bullets in half with its blades. The machine then ran towards the three as William and Reptzilu helped Razor to his feet. Alex and Zach were lucky enough to dodge the robot’s charge but the bounty hunter wasn’t so lucky as the Kryion slammed Klaus into a wall.

Klaus yelled out, “Ah! skreeonk!” in pain.

The robot then grabbed Klaus by the neck and said in it a deep voice, “The first thing I’m going to do to you is cut your fingers off!”

The robot was about to cut Klaus’ fingers off when some one yelled out, “You leave that nice man’s fingers alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The robot turned around to see who yelled that out when he was hit in the face by a red, white, and blue shield that then sent him flying into the incomplete ramp. The shield then went flying back to its holder.

Klaus was still on the ground as he saw footsteps walking towards him. Klaus then sat himself up as he saw….

MIST IN A CAPTAIN AMERICA SUIT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esmxa3Zk7TA

The gorilla helped Klaus up as the bounty hunter said, “Mist, I’m grateful that you saved my life but what the skreeonk are you doing?”

“I came here to lick fingers and kick ass! But I’m all out of licking fingers.”

“Right but in case you haven’t noticed we still have a very pissed off robot who is getting up now.” Klaus said as Mist looked at the angry Kryion getting up and looking very angrily at the gorilla.

“Klaus my finger licking good baby, I’ll get rid of the scary robot for you.” Mist said as Klaus just face palmed.

Mist screamed at the top of his lungs while he was charging at the robot that was also charging at him with blades sticking out of his arms. The kryion began firing his shoulder gun but the gorilla easily blocked the shots with his shield. Mist jumped in the air and landed a kick in the robot’s torso and sent the bot flying into a wall.

The gorilla charged at the robot and began punching the Kryion multiple times in the face but was stopped when the robot managed to kick the gorilla in the stomach. The gorilla cried out in pain in response to kick and quickly mange to raise his shield up with when the Kryion fired his shotgun at him.

Mist quickly kicked the shotgun out of the Kyrion’s hands and used his other fist to punch its shoulder can off. The Kryion was extremely pissed off as he yelled out, “I’m going to tear you a new asshole with my blades!”

The Kryion extended his blades even longer as he attacked Mist with them but the gorilla raised his shield up to block the blades. The gorilla kicked the robot’s torso and quickly cut off its right arm with his shield.

The robot yelled in annoyance and was about to attack when Mist quickly cut it’s other arm off with his shield. Then within in a heard beat, Mist threw his shield down, grabbed the Kryion’s head and began screaming as loud as he could. The gorilla then ripped the robot’s head off and slammed it’s head down on the ground.

Mist seeing that his foe is dead, began to pound on his man boobies and let out a roar. Alex, Klaus, and the others walked over to mist as Razor said, “Easy buddy, it’s done. You killed him.”

Mist was then breathing in and out rapidly as he said, “I know I did and I did because I love you all so very much!”

The gorilla then gave them all a really big gorilla hug all at once. They were all suffocating from the really tight hug as Alex said, “Mist please let go of us.”

Mist did what Alex asked and asked, “So what we going to do now?”

“Well we’re going to find the rest of our friends and hopefully find a way to stop this invasion.” Zach said.

“OOH! Sounds like fun! Can I come?” Mist said in an excited little boy manner.

“Normally I would say ‘Hell no! Get the hell away from us you damn dirty ape!’ But since you’re a great asset, we can use all the help we can get.” Klaus said.

“Yes! Awesome! This is going to be so fun!” Mist squealed like a high school cheerleader.

“Yes yes, it will be magical but lets get going now.” Alex said in a somewhat annoyed manner as he picked up the shotgun and threw the assault rifle he had at William.

The group then left the Indiana Jones area to find the rest of their friends.

***********

(The security room)

Savannah and Jennifer were looking through the screens through out Comic Con to see if any of their other friends were alive but to no luck they couldn’t find any of them.

Savannah sighed as she said, “I hope they’re alright.”

Jennifer looked at Savannah and said, “I hope so too but just me spending the little time with all you made me think that they’ll do fine.”

Savannah smiled, as she was about to talk when they heard the metal door to the security room make a huge bang. The two instantly turned around to see the door making a lot of noise.

The two women looked at each other and said, “Oh shit!”

Savannah then said, “I’ll get JR, you remove the shaft entrance for us to escape in.”

Jennifer nodded as she began to remove the entrance as Savannah ran over to get JR. Savannah found JR on the floor playing with his two dinosaur toys and said, “JR we have to go now!”

JR looked at his mother and said, “But I don’t wanna go, I’m at a really cool part with my dinosaurs.”

“You can play with them later but we need to go now.” Savannah said as she picked up Jr with his toys and climbed into the shaft.

Jennifer quickly went into the shaft as well as she barely put the entrance to the hatch behind before the door was breached. The three crawled away in the shaft out of the room when Ultra Red and his Kryion soldiers entered the area.

“Goddamnit! They’re not in here!” Ultra Red yelled out.

“Don’t worry boss, we’ll get them soon.” One of the Kryions said.

Ultra Red turned around to the Kryion who just spoke and asked, “Gun?’

“Yes Sir!” The Kryion spoke as it handed Ultra Red its gun.

Ultra Red checked to make sure it had ammunition in it when he shot the Kryion right through the head. Ultra Red looked at the other Kryions and yelled out, “Find them Damnit! Make searches for each and ever single one of them through out this virgin paradise! I need a minute or two alone”

The Kryions nodded as they left the security room to search for their prey.

**********
(Alex’s group)

“Are you sure we’re heading the right way Razor?” Alex asked as him and everyone else in the group kept walking.

“Yeah I’m sure we’re heading the right way.” Razor said as the group took a turn to the right to see two different hallways.

The group then stopped as the two hallways were confusing them when Zach asked, “Now which hallway did you go through with Cesar?”

Razor looked at the two hallways and said, “Um… I don’t know.”

“You don’t know? What the hell do you mean you don’t know?” Klaus yelled out.

“It was hard remembering as those robots were chasing us down here.” Razor said.

“So you’re telling me that you can remember the square root of six hundred seventy eight but you can’t remember which hallway you took? Some genius you are.” Alex said.

“Hey don’t insult my puddin here! He did his best to lead you incompetent assholes to where the rest of our friends are and you can’t even appreciate it.” Reptzilu said angrily at both Alex and Klaus.

“You’re forgetting the part where lives could be in danger and could be depending on us right about now! Besides if we find them dead then it will be Razor’s fault….” Alex was interrupted when a bullet flew between Alex and Reptzilu arguing.

The group turned around quickly to see multiple Kryions starting to run towards them. Alex and Razor looked at each other and said, “Split up!”

Alex, Klaus and Mist ran into the right hallway while Zach, Reptzilu, Razor and William ran into the left hallway. The Kryions stopped for a moment at the two hallways as one of them said, “Split up!”

The group of Kryions split up into the two hallways to kill their targets. Alex’s group kept running down the hallway as fast as they could but they could hear the Kryions running towards them. Klaus turned around to see the robots getting close to them as he turned around and shot two of them directly in the head.

Eventually the three saw that the hallway led a way out in the Valve plaza and the plaza motivated them to run even faster out of the hallway. The three ran out as both Klaus and Alex turned around to see the charging Kryions charging at them.

The kyrions raised their guns at them and began shooting at them. Luckily for the two, Mist jumped up in front of them and protected them with his shield. The Kryions just realized what just happened stop dead in their tracks directly in front of the three.

Alex rose up his shotgun and instantly blew three of the Kryions’ heads off with his shotgun and Klaus shot the remaining Kryions with the assault rifle.

Alex looked at both Klaus and Mist and said, “Let’s keep moving to see if we can find Cesar’s group or regroup with Zach and the others.”

The three then began to run through the Valve area to find their friends.

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Alex, Klaus and Mist kept walking through many sections in Comic Con, searching for their friends but to no luck they cannot find any of them. Eventually the three just stopped by the Banana Republic stand and sat on the seats.

“So anyone else have any idea where the rest of our friends are?” Alex asked.

“Nope we checked the Glee area which there was no Jake or Lea, checked the kitchen area which had no Cesar and checked the Marvel area and there was no Nick there.” Klaus said.

“OOH! OOH! Me Misty have an idea!” Mist said raising his hand up like he was waiting to be called on by a teacher.

“Yes Mist what is it?” Alex asked.

“I was thinking that we should check the DC area?”

Both Alex and Klaus facepalmed themselves as Klaus said, “Mist! You damn stupid dirty ape! I’ve found Alex, Zach and Jennifer there and we already told you we’ve been there already! Jesus! Learn how to hear.”

”Hey I’m just trying to help, no need to get all Jennifer Lopez on me.” Mist said as he turned his back on Klaus and Alex.

Alex just through his arms up in the air and said, “You guys just want to try Sesame Street?”

“Don’t even bother, the place is filled with those robots.” Said a voice behind the three.

Alex, Klaus and Mist turned around to see who said that when they saw Nick, Jake and Lea standing behind them. Alex’s eyes widen up as the next thing he was running really fast towards them and instantly gave them a bro hug.

“Guys, you lucky sons of bitches! How did you guys survive?” Alex asked.

“It’s good to see you too bro and Nick here saved me and Lea from being killed by one of those things.” Jake said.

“Hey I’m just glad I was able to save two of my best friends here and find you guys.” Nick said.

“But how did you know that we were here?” Klaus asked.

“Well we didn’t until we heard you yell at Mist here about being a moron.”

“Ah! I guess my yelling powers saved the day yet again.” Klaus said with achievement in his expression.

“Also we’ve heard that you’re trying to find Cesar’s group.” Lea said.

“You do and do you know where we can find them?” Alex asked in an excited manner.

“Yeah a few minutes before we found you guys, we’ve done some reconnaissance and saw what seems to be Cesar, Kristijan, Remilia, Marisa and some other girl with them in the Sega area.” Nick said.

“So does that mean we’re not to far behind them?” Klaus asked.

“Yeah we should only be a few areas behind and if we leave now, we can surely catch up to them.” Jake said.

“Perfect! Show us.” Alex said.

“Follow us.” Nick said as the two groups now merged and began to head towards their objective.

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Savannah, JR, and Jennifer were still crawling through the air ducts when Savanna looked down to see they were over the entrance lobby where the Invasion first happened. But she noticed something was different as the robots were now appearing from a blue beam. Savannah poked Jennifer as she turned around to look at the lobby to see blue beam.

“What the hell is that?” Jennifer asked.

“It looks like some sort of teleporter to get those robots here and back to where ever the hell they go to.” Savannah said.

“This is defiantly something we have to tell to the others if we can find them.”

“Yes we must tell the others and look!” Savannah said as both women saw that there were three generators in the main lobby area.

“Those generators must be what’s powering the teleporter.”

“We truly need to get to the others because if we can get to them and tell them about the teleporter than we have a shot at ending this invasion.”

“I hope so.”

“Good so let’s keep moving.” Savannah said as the three kept crawling through the air ducts.

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Cesar’s group was walking in the Sega area when Kanako put her hand on Cesar’s shoulder.

Cesar turned around to Kanako and asked, “What is it?”

“Get to cover I hear something.”

Cesar nodded as he told his friends, “Everyone get to cover.”

The whole group then went into cover as Cesar, Marisa, and Kanako peaked over the barricade to hear footsteps coming around the wall in the Sega area. The three went back into cover as Kanako looked at them.

“Alright when I say go, I want you all to pop out of cover and if it’s human then don’t shoot but if it’s a machine, shoot it. Kanako said.

“Alright sounds good, just give us the word.” Marisa said as she loaded her gun.

The group heard the footsteps keeping getting closer and closer to them. Cesar looked at Kanako to have her say go but she nodded her head sideways. The footsteps were still getting closer and closer until Kanako finally yelled out, “GO!”

The whole group popped out of cover with their guns pointing forward when someone yelled out, “Jesus! Point that somewhere else before you decide to shoot someone with it!”

The group finally realizing it’s their friends Alex, Jake, Klaus, Nick, Lea and Mist.
“Dude! No time no long see!” Cesar said as Alex and himself gave each other a bro.

“I’m glad you’re all still alive but let me ask how the hell did you keep your clumsy Asses alive?” Alex asked.

“Well we survived a really long time until two of those machines almost killed me until our new friend Kanako here saved my sorry ass.” Cesar said laughing.

“Ah! Good times yes.” Klaus said happily.

“Sorry to interrupt this reunion but I know you ke…. I mean Alex right?” Kanako asked.

Alex turned to Kanako and asked, “That’s my name but how the hell do you know who I am?”

“Lets just say that we go way back in the past.” Kanako said.

“Okay…. Then what ever you say lady I just met five seconds ago.” Alex said as he turned around to Jake and Klaus as he began to make his finger circle by his head while making the kuku noise.

“You don’t believe me? You’ll find out eventually. Kanako said as she looked from Alex to the rest of the group.

Cesar looked at Alex and said, “Now that I guess that we all managed to find each other with the exception of a few of our friends, now what do we do?”

“I’d say we go and look for the rest of our friends and either try to find a way to get the skreeonk out of here or fight back.” Alex said.

“Okay we’ll continue to look for our friends but once we find the last of them we’ll need….” Cesar was interrupted when the air ducts above were beginning to make noise.

Alex, Klaus, and Nick instantly raised their guns up at the air duct as Klaus yelled out, “Whos out there?”

It took about ten seconds for a response when a woman started asking, “Klaus is that you?”

Klaus lowered his weapon as he asked, “Savannah is that you?”

“Yes it is Klaus and I’ve got JR and Jennifer with me.”

“What are you guys doing up there?”

“Those machines broke into the security room which forced us to get out of here with barely anytime.”

“That doesn’t matter, all that matters was that all of you are safe.”

“Yeah I’m grateful for that too but I don’t know how we can get down from here without hurting our selves.”

Klaus began to look around on the air duct when he said, “Savannah, see that that entrance on the shaft that opens up?”

“Yeah.”

“I want you to remove that and drop JR down to me.”

“I don’t know Klaus, I don’t want to risk JR getting injured just for us to get to all of you quicker.”

“Savannah you know that I would never let our son be in harms way so just remove the entrance and drop JR down to me.”

“Okay, I trust you.” Savannah said as she turned around to Klaus JR who was looking back at you.

“JR you’re about to go on a ride and daddy is going to catch you okay?”

“I get to go on a ride and see daddy?” JR asked happily.

“Yes you do JR but you need to be extremely careful. Do you think you can do that?”

“Yes mommy.”

“Okay Jr.” Savannah said as she removed the entrance and grabbed JR.

Savannah hesitated to drop JR for a moment until she finally did dropped him off. The mother closed her eyes fearing that her son would hit the floor when she heard Klaus saying, “I caught him!”

Savannah opened her eyes in relieve as he was true to his word. “Okay Savannah, now you.” Klaus said as he put JR down on the ground.

Savannah let her legs dangle from the entrance of the air duct, closed her eyes and let herself drop from the ducts. She kept her eyes closed until she felt Klaus caught her. Savannah then opened her eyes to see Klaus holding her. The two looked at each other as they wanted to kiss but both realized they still had to get Jennifer down and that it wasn’t the right time as they were in front of all of their friends.

Jennifer then let herself drop as Klaus easily got her and set her down. Jake then said, “Least we don’t have to go back for Jr and the ladies but that still leaves us with Zach and the teens.”

“Yes, we still need to find them.” Nick said.

“Alright guys let’s head out to find our friends.” Alex said

“Don’t even bother.” A voice said from behind the huge group.

The group then turned around to see Zach and the three teens when the coach said, “Because we already found you.”

“But how did you escape?” Alex asked happily

“Oh you know, William and I here shot down the robots while Razor and Repzilu were breaking down the door for us. Then we got out of there, traveled in the different areas, then we heard talking and now we’re here.”

“Well regardless of what happen, I’m glad you guys are alright.” Alex said.

“Yeah glad to be alive and when this all over, Razor and myself with have another date.” Reptzilu said as she brought Razor close to her and grabbed his butt.

Razor jumped from the grabbing as William laughed while Kristijan whispered to Klaus saying, “Guess we know who wears the pants in the relationship.”

Klaus started laughing in response but quickly stopped laughing when he knew there was important stuff to do then to laugh at jokes. “So what’s the next step?” Jake asked.

“The next step is war.” Alex said.

Everyone looked at each other until Savannah and Jennifer walked up and said, “Look while we were in the air ducts we saw…” Savannah was interrupted when a bullet flew by her.

The group immediately turned around with their weapons when they saw a platoon worth’s of Kryions.

“What is with bullets flying by us today?” William said aloud.

“No time to question why!” Alex yelled out loud as the group began to run for cover while Kryions continued to shoot.

The group was now in cover behind some tables that they knocked over to protect them from the bullets flying at them. Jake looked at Alex and asked, “So what now?”

“You know Jake, for once I don’t know.”

“Well shit!” Cesar yelled out.

“Does anyone else have an idea or two?” Jake asked.

Kanako looked around the area they were in when she noticed a door that was fifty steps away from them that will lead them in a security hallway. She looked back at the group and said, “I got an idea that will get us out of here.”

“We’re listening.” Alex said as Klaus fired the assault rifle in his hands and killed two of the Kryions.

“See that security room door? I’d say we all run for it when we get the chance.”

“Are you crazy? We’ll get massacred if we don’t have anyone covering us.”

“Which is why I’d hate to say it but we need at a few of us to cover the rest. So any volunteers?”

“I’ll volunteer.” Alex said.

“I will too for the sake of my family.” Klaus said.

“Count me in as well.” Nick said.

“Jake and I will help as well.”

“Do you think that should be enough?” Marisa asked.

“I’ll help as well but since some of us didn’t volunteer but have guns, we need at least one of you to go in first to make sure there are no machines in there.” Kanako said.

“You can count on me to do it.” Zach said.

“Good and now when I say ‘GO!’ I want you to run like hell to get in there and then wave for the others to run in there.”

“Yes mam!”

“GO!” Kanako yelled out as Alex, Nick, Klaus, Jake and Lea began to shoot at the Kryions while Zach was running like a football player to get to the door.

Seconds later, Zach opened the door and saw that there was no one in the security hall. Zach then waved at the others to move forward. The first two to move were JR and Savannah as they quickly ran over to Zach who held the door open for them.

Jake and Lea repeatedly shot three Kryions with their SMGS causing the robots to fall down dead. Klaus decapitated a Kryion while he instantly turned around and shot the one behind him the torso multiple times. Nick was holding his sniper rifle, standing further away then the others while he sniped one in the head, and moved his rifle to snipe at least three others. Alex saw an incoming Kryion running towards him and he fired his shotgun at the robot. The shell flew out of the barrel of the gun and went through the robot’s torso, instantly making it’s torso being shredded in pieces.

While the six killed more of the Kryions, Jennifer, Mist, Marisa, Cesar, and Remilia easily managed to get inside the security hall. All that was left to cover for were the three teens.

The teens looked at the door that Zach was holding open while Alex turned around to the kids and yelled out, “Kids! Hurry up! We don’t how much longer we can cover for you!”

“Reinforcements!” Lea yelled out as the six looked and saw at least three more platoons of Kryions running towards them.

“You guys need to skreeonk move now!” Klaus yelled out as he shot five Kryions dead.

“Alright guys lets move.” Razor said as the three teens began running for the door.

The three teens saw the Kryions getting closer to their defenders and tried to run as fast as they can when Razor felt a pain in his leg. The next thing Razor knew was that he had fallen down on the ground as his leg began to bleed profusely and once he saw that his leg was bleeding, the teenager began screaming in pain. Reptzilu and William heard Razor screaming in pain, turned around and saw him on the ground crawling towards them.

Reptzilu screamed in horror as her boyfriend was injured as both her and William ran towards him. Reptzilu screamed at William, “Cover us!”

William nodded as he shot two Kryions charging at them with the assault rifle Alex lends to him earlier. Reptzilu helped Razor up to his feet and walked him to the security hall as William followed them.

Alex seeing that the teens finally went into the hallway said, “Alright lets get inside.”

Nick sniped a Kryion as he quickly went into the hallway like he was told to. The rest of five began to back away to the doorway while shooting at the Kryions who were charging towards them. Alex shot down two Kryions with his shotgun while Klaus kicked one back and shot it repeatedly. Kanako swept five Kryions off their feet with her wind powers as both Alex and Klaus shot them dead on the ground.

Jake and Lea were giving supporting fire to the other three as they were continuing to back up. One Kryion managed to get behind them, pointed his gun at Lea’s back and instantly shot her at where he had targeted her.

Lea screamed in pain as the bullet pierced right through her back and fell down to the ground. Jake hearing Lea’s scream, turned around to see her on the ground in pain while he saw a robot pointing it’s gun at him. Before the robot can shoot, Jake shot multiple times in anger for shooting Lea. The robot fell down to the ground while Jake dropped his SMG and bent down to Lea on the ground.

“Guys give me some goddamn cover! Lea is hurt!” Jake yelled out as he picked Lea up bridal style and began to run towards the door.

“Jake..” Lea said weakly.

“It’s going to be okay Lea.” Jake said

Alex, Klaus and Kanako were still covering Jake but Alex yelled out, “Goddamnit! I’m out!”

Klaus shot three more Kryions before his gun was out of bullets. Kanako saw that her two allies were out of bullets and that Jake still needed to cover to get to the door. She had an idea but it would require her to use a lot of her energy but she had to do it.

Kanako raised her hands at the Kryions who were charging towards them, her eyes turned gray like she was a ghost. Soon wind started coming out of her hands as it started to move really fast towards the robots as it did not knock them down but sliced them apart.

Alex and Klaus were amazed by the goddess’ power as the Kryions were getting sliced into pieces but they also knew they had to get in the hallway. The two quickly ran into the hallway as Kanako was still using her powers. Then with one final part of her power she made a circle with her hands pushed the circle towards the Kryions and sent them flying everywhere.

The blue haired woman breathed deeply as she saw only a few Kryions who managed to avoid her powers with one of them yelling out, “Retreat!”

Kanako had a small smile as she walked into the hallway where everyone was looking at her. Alex walked up to her and asked, “What the hell was that?”

“That was a powerful wind I created that can cut anything into pieces in its path.”

“Well normally I would be worried about this kind of stuff but I’m glad that you used it or else we would have been dead.” Alex said.

“Yeah you saved our Asses.” Klaus said as he patted her on the shoulder.

“Guys! We need to get Lea and Razor medical attention now!” Jake yelled out.

“Alright! But where is the nearest place we can give some sort of medical treatment?” Cesar asked.

“Well according to this map right here.” Remilia pointed at a map on the wall, “It says that the nearest one is near the gun area which is good because we need weapons and the fact that it’s not that far from here.”

“Good! Now lets go!” Jake yelled out.

“Right.” Alex said as the group began to run while Zach carried Razor for Reptzilu.

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Alex, Klaus, Nick, Jennifer, Remilia, Cesar, and Kristijan went to the gun area to pick up weapons while the rest were in the medical facility to treat Razor and Lea’s wounds. Zach and Jake walked in a room where they had two beds; both of them set the two down on the beds. Jake and Zach along with Reptzilu, Kanako and Marisa who all had entered the room began to help treat the two.

Marisa got out some bandages, gave some to Reptzilu as the both of them began to put pressure on their wounds. Kanako and Jake walked up to the two with more bandages and other medical tools.

Marisa and Reptzilu let go of the bandages. Zach and Jake begin wrapping more bandages around their wounds. Kanako got out two separate needles and inject the two with morphine to relieve the pain and in seconds both Razor and Lea were passed out.

The group that was treating the two looked at each other as they left the room where they saw Mist, Savannah, JR and William standing in the other room. William walked up to the five and asked, “How are they doing?”

“We put pressure on their wounds and gave them morphine so they should be fine for now but we need to get them to a hospital soon or else they’re not going to make it.” Kanako said.

“Then we need to drive them those things out of here now!” Jake said angrily.

“Not without weapons Jake.” Alex said as him and the others walked in with a shit load of weapons at their disposal.

“Alex you mind passing me a weapon?” Jake asked.

“Yeah sure.” Alex said as he tossed Jake and assault rifle.

“This whole thing still seems like a bad idea as we don’t know how to drive them out as they keep coming and coming.” Zach said.

“Well wasn’t Savannah going to say something about the lobby before we were interrupted?” Nick asked.

“Yes, as I was saying the three of us saw some sort of blue beam in the middle of the entrance plaza but it wasn’t just some random blue beam but a teleporter for all of those machines to teleport to here.”

“So you’re saying that we need to destroy the teleporter? But how?” Kristijan asked.

“Luckily for us there were three generators that seemed to power the beam so if we can destroy the generators then the beam would shut off and we would have a shot of liberating Comic Con.” Savannah said.

“It’s sound like a long shot but I think we have chance to win this.” Klaus said.

“Agreed but some of our group has already been injured and we need to leave some of the others behind to watch over them.” Marisa said.

“I’ll stay behind to watch them and JR is defiantly staying behind.” Savannah said.

“I’ll stay behind too so I make sure my puddin is comfortable.” Reptzilu said.

“Jake what about you?” Alex asked.

“I want to stay but I know you guys need help and I want to make those bastards pay for hurting the woman I love.”

“Alright so how are we going to do this?” Cesar asked.

“I was thinking since there were three generators that we should split up into three teams and launch a surprise attack on each generator.” Alex said.

“I like this plan but who’s going to lead each team?” Marisa asked.

“I’ll lead one of the teams to the left generator. I assume there’s a right, middle and left?” Alex asked.

“Yes there is.” Jennifer said.

“I can lead a team to the left generator.” Jake said.

“I’ll lead my team to the middle one.” Kanako said.

“Now who’s gonna be on who’s team?” Cesar asked.

Alex looked at all of his friends and said, “Klaus, Nick and Mist, you’re with me.”
Nick and Klaus nodded their heads as Mist turned his head over to Klaus and licked his lips at Klaus. The bounty hunter responded by giving Klaus the finger.

“Marisa, Zach, Remilia, and Jennifer you’re with me.” Kanako said.

“Cesar, Kristijan, and William, you’re with me.”

“We also need squad names for our teams.” Kristijan said.

Kanako sighed as she said, “We’ll be Alpha, Alex you’re Delta and Jake you’re squad is Whiskey.”

“Wait! Why are we wiskey?” Jake asked.

“Just because.” Kanako chuckled.

“I think we have everything we need to bring the fight to them.” Klaus said.

“Klaus is right, we need to attack before they gain even more reinforcements to the point where we can’t even fight back.” Marisa said.

“Agreed! Let’s show them that robots could never triumph over humanity!” Alex yelled out.

The groups then ran out of the small medical building to go retake Comic Con.

[GodzillavsJason]

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After minutes of running towards the entrance lobby, they arrived near the area and saw multiple hostiles in the area. Nick and Klaus got out their sniper rifles and looked through their scopes.

Alex walked up to the two and asked, “How many?”

Klaus stopped looking through his scope and said, “About two batalion’s worth of Kryions in the area.”

“Shit!” Alex said angrily and turned around to everyone else and said, “Okay everyone this is it, I can’t tell you all what to since I’m sure Jake and Kanako have their own plans for their squads. But what I can tell you what to do is that once one our squads destroys their assigned generator I want you to head back here and hold this area off since there’s no doubt that they’re will be more of them coming once we start our attack.”

“You can count on us.” Cesar said.

“Good, now it’s time we split up and attack how ever you guys want.” Alex said as the group then split up into the three assigned groups.

Alex and his group walked up to the staircase that leads to the right area of the lobby. Alex commanded both Nick and Klaus to get into sniping potion while he had Mist be on guard for any enemies coming towards them.

Jake and his squad snuck into some cover where they saw Kryions and a Blue robot guarding the generator but not noticing them. Kanako’s group were still standing where they were when she yelled out, “Attack!”

Kanako and her squad began charging towards the middle generator where instantly Ultra Red and his Kryions turned around to see the squad charging at them. Marisa got a head shot at a Kryion right next to Ultra Red.

“All forces attack!” Ultra Red yelled out.

Chameleox and Ultra Blue were about to command their troops to attack the squad charging at the middle when Alex yelled out, “Fire!”

Instantly both Klaus and Nick sniped two of the robots in the head. Chameleox was distracted by the sniper fire and immediately turned invisible while the two kept sniping more of the Kryions. Though the two snipers were snipping quite a bit of the robots, there were still some that were managing to run up towards them on the second level.

“Troops help my asshole brother now!” Ultra Blue yelled out as the Kryions began to assist Ultra Red when Jake and his squad got out of cover and began shooting the black robots.

“What the hell?” Ultra Blue yelled out as he turned around to see four humans charging at them.

“Kryions! Belay that order and attack these annoyances!” Ultra Blue yelled out as his robots turned around and began to fire at them.

The four saw the robots firing at them so Jake and Cesar ran over to the left and continued to fire, killing ten of them with their assault rifles. While William and Kristijan ran to the right and were pushing the robots back.

All of Whiskey squad was easily killing all of Ultra Blue’s soldiers, as the four were getting closer to him and the generator. Ultra Blue was extremely angry as his soldiers were easily dieing. With his last Kryions under his command, he was about to order them to do something when Whiskey squad shot them down to the ground.

“Goddamnit, worthless machines.” Ultra Blue said as he began shooting back at the four with his assault rifle.

Jake dropped down to the ground to avoid the barrage of bullets from Ultra Blue while the other three members of Whiskey squad kept dodging the bullets. With his squad members distracting the blue robot, Jake took the opportunity to aim his gun at Ultra Blue’s face and instantly pulled the trigger. The bullet went flying towards the blue robot’s head when it pierced right into Ultra Blue’s left eye, severely distracting him from the others.

“Aw! Son of a bitch!” Ultra Blue yelled out as he dropped his gun to tend to one of his eyes being shot out.

Jake then got up and along with the rest of his squad knocked the robot down on the ground. The four looked at the Blue robot for a moment before Kristijan pulled out a shotgun, aimed it right at it’s head and was about to blow it’s head off when Ultra Blue hit his right arm and was instantly teleported out of the lobby.

Both Jake and Kristijan were angry that the blue bastard teleported but they couldn’t let that get to angry over that as lucky the generator was still there. The four immediately pointed their guns to the generator and began to shoot at it multiple times until it finally exploded.

“Alright! One generator down and have the others take care of the remaining ones.” William said.

“I still find it hard to believe that our objective was really easy.” Cesar said.

“Well I wouldn’t get too cocky now because look!” Jake said as the four saw multiple Kryions running towards the area that their army was fighting in.

“Right… then.” Kristijan said.

“Let’s keep them out long enough for the others to destroy the other generators.” Jake said as Whiskey Squad began to run for cover to attack the incoming robots.


The squad of Kryions that were running up the stairs to attack Delta squad were immediately met by Mist who pounded his fist together and said, “So… Who wants their fingers to be licken good first?”

The group of Kryions screamed in terror as the gorilla punched them all at once and sent them flying into a wall. The impact of the robots hitting the wall caused the group of robots to shatter into pieces.

Mist pounded on his chest in victory when all of the sudden Mist felt something impaling him. Mist looked down to see very sharp claws going further out of his stomach as he turned around to see Chameleox smiling evilly at him. Mist opened his mouth in shock until Chameleox threw the giant gorilla into a wall and the gorilla was dead.

Alex, Nick and Klaus saw that gorilla died by the chameleon’s hands and were shocked at the gorilla’s death. Alex and Nick were sadden by his death as even if he got annoying at times, they still thought he was funny. Alex gained more respect for him when he killed that annoying kid that loved MLP and Broke back mountain cowboys.

Even Klaus was a bit sad not because he thought the gorilla was funny at time but he merely missed him for target practice. Klaus aimed his gun at the chameleon but it easily dodged the bullet and elbowed the bounty hunter in his left eye. Klaus yelled in pain, as now one his eye is closed shut from the elbow he received.

Nick fired at Chameleox with his assault rifle but the chameleon merely just cut the bullets in pieces with his claws and charged at the man. Chameleox punched Nick in the stomach and sent him falling down to the ground. Chameleox then looked at Alex who pumped his shotgun and said, “Come get some.”

Chameleox roared at Alex as he began to charge at him while Alex did the same. Klaus who was recovering from his punch was slowly getting up to his feet with his sniper in his hands. Klaus with his undamaged eye looked at the corpse of Mist but also noticed something above him.

Chameleox swat at Alex with his claws but the man ducked really quick and shot Chameleox with his shotgun. The shotgun sent Chameleox flying on top of the gorilla’s corpse. The chameleon got off of the gorilla quickly who saw the bounty hunter pointing his sniper rifle at him. Chameleox’s thoughts were “Oh shit!”

Klaus fired his sniper rifle and the bullet was barely an inch from hitting Chameleox’s head. After seeing the bullet go past him, Chameleox looked at the bounty hunter and began laughing.

“Klaus the famous bounty hunter who never misses a shot finally does! He just couldn’t hit that target that was a few feet away from him! What was it? That you can only see with one eye now?” Chameleox said in a taunting mood.

Klaus chuckled as he said, “Lizard, there’s two things you don’t know about in this world. The first is that even if I can only see with one eye, I still never miss my shot.” Klaus then pointed to Chameleox as the target he hit was an electric panel that then began shooting electricity at both Chameleox then sent him falling down to the ground and the corpse of Mist.

Once the electricity hit Mist, his Captain America costume instantly melted off and electricity began swimming around his whole body. Mist’s eyes then opened up with gray eyes with electricity going through them. The gorilla then got up on his feet and began pounding on his chest with electricity going throughout his whole body.

Chameleox got up from the ground only to see that the gorilla was resurrected. Mist saw the very living thing that killed him before and instantly yelled out very angrily, “FINGER LICKEN GOOD!”

“And the other is the gorilla that will literally skreeonk you.” Klaus said.

Mist then began charging at Chameleox and the only thing the chameleon could say was, “Oh shit!” Before he got socked in the face by the gorilla and was stunned by the electricity on the gorilla. Mist then began to grab Chameleox’s flesh and the chameleon began to get electrocuted by the gorilla’s touch.

Chameleox tried to get out of Mist’s grasp but the gorilla was too strong for him. The gorilla then held him by one had as his other hand began to reach for a small little tree sitting there in a potted plant. Mist then ripped it out and the thing he did was shove it down Chameleox’s throat.

Chameleox began to gag on the tree that the gorilla was shoving down it down his throat even farther. Chameleox then began to make his arms go in circles as he was panicking.

Mist then roared furiously at him as he yelled out, “You like long wooden stuff in your mouth! Huh bitch! Well how about dive in the pool will wash away all that hore stench off of you!”

Mist then grabbed Chameleox with both of his hands, he then ran off the second story with the chameleon still in his hands and the two then fell into the fountain. The water made a huge made a huge from the two colliding into it.

Alex, Klaus and Nick looked from the second story to see if anyone will be coming out of the fountain. The three waited for a minute until they saw a huge flash in the fountain and caused more water to splash out of the fountain. Then not even a second passed when Mist emerged from the fountain and roared at the top of his lungs.

The three men then cheered as Mist had defeated Chameleox and the next thing both Nick and Klaus was get out their sniper rifles. The two then looked through the scopes at the generator and blew it up. The three cheered again as now there was only one last generator left.

Alex then turned to Nick and Klaus and said, “You two help Whiskey squad repel the attacking Kryions. We need to buy Alpha squad more time to destroy the last generator.”

Both Klaus and Nick nodded their heads in acknowledgement while Alex looked back down to see Mist looking back at him. Alex then said, “Mist that means you too.”

Mist then began pounding on his man boobies and yelled out, “FOR FINGER LICKING!” Mist then ran towards the charging Kryions and began to massacre them while Whiskey and Delta squads kept gunning down the incoming Kryions.

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Marisa punched a Kryion in the face with an assault rifle, knocked it down to the ground and shot it repeatedly. Zach blasted three of the robots into pieces with his shotgun and continued to charge towards the generator that was guarded by many Kryions. Jennifer jumped up and kicked on in the face while she shot another one in the head with a pistol.

While the three were busy fighting the Kryions, Kanako and Remilia were busy fighting Ultra Red. The red robot pulled out his machine gun like the Kryions’ but his was black with red stripes on it. Ultra Red then began firing his assault rifle at the two ladies but the two easily dodged and charged right at him.

Kanako blew some razor sharp winds at Ultra Red but the robot easily deflected them by deploying a shield in front of him. Remilia fired her SMG at him but Ultra Red just deflected them yet again.

The two ladies attempted to yet again attack them but this time closer as they charged with at him with shotguns. Both Kanako and Remilia began firing them off at Ultra Red but he quickly knocked the weapons out of their hands. Before the two ladies can react he grabbed them both by their necks and looked at them evilly.

Ultra Red looked at the goddess first and instantly threw her into a wall. The goddess impacted into a wall and her head started bleeding instantly. The red robot then looked at the vampire.

“I see what you are doing Remilia.” Ultra Red said deeply at the vampire.

“Please it’s not what it looks….. like…” Remilia gasped out as Ultra Red continued to squeeze her neck tighter.

“You may have grown attached to your newly acquainted friends here and gotten yourself a boy toy but you know that this will all have to stop eventually.”

“I know!” Remilia kept gasping for air as the robot continued to choke her, “Please let me go! I’ll do my part of killing them when my attack begins! Asmodeus even allowed me to have my own attack on TK!”

“Oh! I know what the mistress said but yet you wanted to take part in this attack against us so why shouldn’t I just kill you here?”

“Because!….. The chemical is half way finished…. Just give me more time! I can kill the key that lives in TK and that messenger that survived your assassination. Please… let me live… I promise I’ll kill them when the time comes!” Remilia said as she was nearly out of air.

Ultra Red began to laugh deeply as he said, “I’ll let you live for now but since I don’t want your “friends” to think that you’re allied with us so consider this a gift of mine.”

Ultra Red then raised Remilia up higher as he then punched her so hard in the face that she was sent flying, crashed into the ground and was knocked out.

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a generator to defend.” The red robot said as he began to charge at Zach, Jennifer and Marisa who were distracted attacking the Kryions defending the generator.

Kanako woke up, as her vision was blurry from her hitting the wall. She struggled to get up but fell down to the ground, the goddess felt her head hurting with tremendous pain, touched her head and saw blood on her hand. The next thing Kanako knew was that she was puking out blood but she ignored as she slowly got up to her feet.

Kanako looked up to see Ultra Red charging over to where the three were. The goddess knew how Ultra Red worked as he would make their suffering slowly and would not grant any mercy towards his victims nor a quick and painless death. She knew she had to act fast as she grabbed her nearby shotgun and began to move as fast as she can to them.

Zach, Marisa and Jennifer now killed the last remaining Kryions by the generator. Zach turned over to Jennifer and said, “Jenny hand me a grenade please.”

“Can do swe….” Jennifer was interrupted when suddenly half of her stomach was blown into pieces but the grenade she grabbed began rolling away.

Zach and Marisa were horrified as Jennifer was shot when she instantly fell down to ground when Ultra Red stepped over her. The red robot then shot at the two but quickly dodged his shells. Zach charged at the robot with fury for wounding his girlfriend but Ultra Red punched the man in the face and then injuring Zach’s legs with his arm really hard.

Marisa was up next as she quickly fired her assault rifle at the robot but he merely dodged out of the way and almost went up to punch her when he was knocked down to the ground. Marisa looked to see who it was as it was as she saw Kanako holding her shotgun.

“Ready to go Marisa.” Kanako said.

“Defiantly.”

Ultra Red then yelled in annoyance as he got back up and charged right into Marisa. Marisa yelled in pain as the robot hit her hard but Kanako quickly used some her powers to get him from stop attacking her. Ultra Red got off of Marisa and charged at Kanako when she fired her shotgun at him, knocking him down to the ground.

Zach painting in pain looked up to see the two girls fighting Ultra Red when he looked down to see the grenade right next to him. The man then grabbed the grenade and began to crawl towards the generator with it.

Ultra Red seeing that Zach was crawling towards the generator easily knocked Kanako away while punched Marisa in the stomach causing her to scream in pain. The robot then began to walk towards the crawling man and was about to shoot him with his shotgun when the goddess jumped on his shoulders.

Zach looked up to see Kanako looking back at him and saying, “Don’t look at me! Destroy that generator! I’ll hold him off!”

Zach nodded his head in acknowledgement and crawled further towards the generator. With more crawl to get there, Zach was next to the generator as he lifted himself up and lifted the latch on the generator.

Zach then pulled the pin off the grenade, yelled as he threw the grenade into the generator and closed the latch onto it and leaped out trying to get out of the blast radius.

The man then turned around as he saw the generator explode into pieces. The next thing that happened was that the blue beam shut down instantly.

Delta and Whiskey squad killed the remaining Kryions that were charging at them and saw that the blue beam was turned off. The two teams began to cheer as they were high fiving each other.

Ultra Red knocked the goddess off his shoulders, turned around to see the teleporter was disabled and yelled in anger. The robot then turned around to the two women and said, “You won’t see the last of me and when you do, you’ll taste the wrath of Asmodeus!”

Ultra Red then hit his right arm as he teleported away.

Zach looking over to see the mortally wounded Jennifer coughing up blood, quickly crawled up to her and had her rest in his arms. Jennifer then looked into her boyfriend’s eyes and said while coughing up blood, “Before I die…. I need to… to… tell you…. Something… about the…. Future.”

“No! Don’t say anything! We can save you! Give you medical treatment!” Zach yelled out as many tears were coming out of his eyes and falling onto Jennifer’s head.

“It’s to late for me… Zach but it’s not… too late for you. The war… against Asmodeus and her… army starts this year on December 18th… You must not tell Alex…. Or anyone…. If you do…. Then all hope is lost… Goodbye Zach… I love you…” Jennifer said as she shortly after closed her eyes and died.

“No! Goddamnit! No!” Zach yelled as he began slamming his hands onto the floor.

Klaus and Nick attempted to pull him away from her body but he yelled at them and pushed them away. The two then just decided to let him stay there for a moment to mourn over his girlfriend.

Kanako and Marisa looked at each other as Marisa said, “Thank you… Kanako for your help during the invasion but let me ask you this. How do you know who I was and claiming that I knew you?”

“Like I said we go way back and you’ll remember me when the time comes but now I must take my leave.” Kanako said as she was walking away.

“Wait!’ Marisa said.

Kanako turned around asked, “Yes?”

“Will you ever come back?”

“I’ll be around some other time but for now, enjoy the company of your friends because nothing lasts forever. I must take my leave now. Goodbye.” Kanako said as she was walking away.

As the goddess was walking away she slightly turned her head back and looked back on the TK friends. She saw them patting each other on the back, cheering in victory and helping the ones who got injured during the fight.

Kanako then said very quietly, “It’s good to see you again agent 78. Even if you don’t remember me.” Then that very instant the goddess used her powers and she disappeared.

(Several hours later in the San Diego Hospital)

Lea, Razor, Zach, Marisa, and Klaus were getting treatment for their wounds they received. It would take a while for the bounty hunter’s left eye to heal but he had to wear an eye patch but that wasn’t a problem with him.

Due to the injury on Zach’s legs, he would have to be in a wheelchair for a few weeks and Razor would have to be in crutches with him not being able to move his leg. Marisa had a few broken ribs from the fight but would heal shortly.

Jake visited Lea in her hospital bed, took a seat next to her in her bed and began to hold her hand. Lea then looked over to her boyfriend and had a tired smile and said, “Hey.”

“Hey” Jake said.

“Did we win?”

Jake squeezed Lea’s hand a little, smiled and said, “Yeah. We won.”

Lea smiled again and said, “I have a little reward for you.”

“What it is it?” Jake asked happily.

“Come here and I’ll show you.”

Jake leaned over to where Lea was and she planted a kiss on Jake’s lips while Jake then returned a kiss back to her.

Outside the hospital room where Jake and Lea were, everyone was standing outside talking to each other. “When we going back home?” Kristijan asked.

“Normally I would say latter but I want to get the skreeonk the out of here after all we’ve been through.” Alex said.

“Word on that.” Nick said.

“Yeah we just have to wait for Jake to get out here and then we can go.” Klaus said.

“Speaking of Jake.” Cesar said as Jake walked out to greet his friends.

“How she doing?” Savannah asked Jake.

“She’s doing good luckily but due to losing blood and her injuries, she won’t be able to leave anytime soon.”

“Do you have an idea when she’ll make a full recovery?” Marisa asked.

“Probably not for a month or two.” Jake said.

“Damn, I hope she feels better soon because she’s a damn hero for saving our lives.” William said.

“Thank you, I’ll tell Lea you said that.”

“Jake, we’re going to go back to TK now so if you wanna go with us now is the time.” Alex said.

“I’m not going with you Alex.”

“You want to stay with Lea until she recovers?” Alex asked.

“Yeah, what I kind of person would I be if I didn’t stay by my girlfriend’s side while she is recovering?”

“ME!” Kristijan yelled out.

Marisa instantly bitch slapped Kristijan and said to Jake, “Jake you’re doing a great job for staying with your girlfriend.”

“Thank you Marisa.”

“Well it’s time for us to go.” Alex said as he walked over to Jake.

“Make sure to call us or facebook us bro.” Alex said as he gave Jake a bro hug.

“I will bro.” Jake said as the two men the nodded to each other as Alex and the others began to leave the hospital while Jake walked back into Lea’s hospital room.

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Meanwhile on Asmodeus’ space station in an unknown place.

Asmodeus was tapping her finger on her dresser as she looked at the injured Ultra Blue, Chameleox and Ultra Red. “I’ve had you all do one simple task! That was to take over Comic Con! It was all easy for you three! I gave you an army! I gave you supplies! I even repaired that damn teleporter for reinforcements to come in! But no you just had to skreeonk it all up!” Asmodeus then smacked a few of her vases off the dresser.

”Mistress but we’re sorry they took us by surprise…” Ultra Blue was interrupted when Asmodeus punched him right in the face.

“But Asmodeus they us by surprise! Nah! Nah!” Asmodeus said as she was mocking the blue robot’s voice.

“That’s because you weren’t paying any skreeonk attention! You piece of blue berry shit!” Asmodeus yelled out as she kicked the robot yet again. Chameleox was laughing at Ultra Blue getting beat up when the mistress walked up to him.

“What’s so funny?”

“It’s just that bluetard is getting beat up for being a idiot during the invasion.” Chameleox said.

Asmodeus grabbed the chameleon by his neck and screamed, “As I recalled! You also skreeonk up by getting your ass handed to by a gay gorilla!”

“But mistress… he had electricity and shoved a tree down my throat.”

“How would you like a tree shoved up your ass! You dirty hore!” Asmodeus roared out.

“And you!” Asmodeus yelled out as she pointed her finger at Ultra Red.

“Yes mistress.” Ultra Red said in an emotionless manner.

“You still skreeonk up by not defending your generator but you at least killed the messenger on the day.”

“I did?”

“Yeah that bitch in the spandex, you were originally going to receive punishment like these two retards over here!” Asmodeus yelled out as she pointed to both Ultra Blue and Chameleox.

“I’m letting you go.”

“Letting me go? As in leave my quarters now and do what ever the hell you want to do right?” Ultra Red asked.

“Yes.” Asmodeus said.

“Cool” Ultra Red said as he walked out of his mistress’ quarters.

“As for you two!” Asmodeus yelled out, as Blue and Chameleox were terrified on what punishment they’ll receive when she yelled out, “For the next two months you’ll be playing Dr. Jekel and Mr. Hyde on the NES!”

The minions began screaming as she had the two disappear to play the shitty game that sucks ass.

Asmodeus then walked over, sat in her chair and said, “Lets just hope Remilia doesn’t skreeonk up her plan.”

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A few days later at Alex’s Apartment complex.

Klaus, Cesar, Nick and Kristijan all walked over to Alex’s house when they saw him rolling out some of his suitcases over to his car.

Klaus ran up to his friend and asked, “Where you going?”

Alex looked up at Klaus and said, “After everything that happened a few days ago with some of our friends getting injured and Jennifer getting killed. I just need to get away from everyone and everything for a while.”

“Oh… where will you go though?” Cesar asked.

“To visit my parents and then maybe rent a cabin in the woods or something like that.” Alex said.

“Will you come back when the semester starts at least?” Nick asked.

“Yeah I’ll come back because I intend to come back to do my classes that I’ve already signed up for.” Alex said as he loaded the last of stuff in his car.

“Well I guess this is goodbye for a while then?” Klaus asked.

”Yeah it is dude, and answer me this. Where’s Zach been I haven’t heard from him since we got back.” Alex said.

“Zach. He’s taking Jennifer’s death very seriously as I saw him buy a whole bunch of alcohol and just drinking himself to death.” Kristijan said.

“Damnit. Can you guys do me a favor at least?” Alex asked.

“Yeah sure what is it?” Cesar asked.

“Get him to stop even though it’s sad to loose your first love which was his I assume, it’s not the end of the world. You shouldn’t drink yourself to death or feel miserable for days; you should look on the bright side in life as he still has all of us as friends. I know I had to learn that the hard way when a there was a girl I liked. I lost the chance to be with that girl and now she’s moved on and found someone else.” Alex said.

Nick patted on Alex on the shoulder and said, “I understand and we’ll do what we can to cheer him up.”

“Thanks guys I appreciate it and sorry to cut it short but I have to leave now.”

“Alright we’ll talk to you later when you come back. Bye!” The four friends yelled out as Alex got into his car and pulled out the driveway.

Alex then rolled down his window and yelled out, “Goodbye” at his friends and drove off.

Alex was driving in his car as he began to think, “Lets hope this semester, things won’t go as bad because we deserve some peace.”

Well that’s the episode, I hope you all enjoyed it and I’m sorry it took forever to get it posted but hopefully this being super long will make up for it. Also some other things I want to give to you for taking long is two comparisons and my rant on Black Friday.

Puppet Master Comparisons
Alex-Blade (Even though Torch is my favorite, I would consider myself to be more like Blade)
Jake- Jester
Kristijan-Pinhead
Zach- Tunneler
Remilia- Leech Woman
Nick-Torch
Klaus-Six Shooter
Cesar-Andre Toulon/Decapitron
Asmodeus- Sutek

Family Guy Comparisons
Klaus- Peter Griffin
Savannah- Lois Griffin
JR- Stewie (Just for the LOLZ)
Razor- Chris Griffin
Marisa- Meg Griffin
Cesar-Brian
Kristijan- Glen Quagmire
William- Joe Swanson
Zach- Herbert (No offense to Gojira21)
Alex- Mayor West


Black Friday aka Hell!

(Note this was made on Black Friday and just to let you all know this doesn’t go against any one of you okay.)

First off why the hell does Black Friday start on Thanksgiving? It’s like the employees at where ever they work, don’t get time off to spend with their families and that the stores should just be closed on Thanksgiving and then open when it’s actually Black Friday!!!!!

Next! The people there are rude, loud, don’t know their right from their left, all around general Dumbass, and just a bunch of assholes. Then last year for example, I was almost crushed by some large land whale wearing a moo moo.

Now today at Wal-Mart I’ve seen all different types of people and some of these types of people, I never knew existed. I’ve seen fat people who are assholes and snobs, zombies, gangster wannabes, a Leprechaun, honey boo boos, fat moms that have thumbs for a face and believe it or not I saw Mitt Romney there.

Now for the deals that people go all crazy for when it’s really only ten dollars off of something. Out of all the stuff you find there for Black Friday, like only ten percent of stuff is actually a good deal but yet it’s not worth standing in a line for three hours and have to deal with people even longer. I’d rather pay full price for the item and spend a lot less time going through the crowds who don’t how to move and the majority of them just disgust me on sight. Especially with Wal-Mart, you’re wondering where the hell some of these people came from or in this case crawled out of. Yuck!

The crowds are so unnecessarily damn huge that the people are pushing and shoving like they have never seen DVDs, clothes, shoes or TVS before. For example last year, I saw two people literally ripping up a box over just a pair of jeans. A pair of jeans! Now this whole thing reminds me of those TV shows you watch with Cavemen or monkeys jumping around and beating on the object that fell from the sky. It’s like Jesus Christ! It’s just a TV that’s just been marked down like fifty dollars! No need to get excited about it like you never seen it before!

Now one last thing to mention in this rant. Being in Wal-Mart or any other store but especially Wal-Mart, looking at all these people just walking around doing stupid shit and just not acting human reminds me of both Dawn of the Dead (1978) and Jurassic Park. The weird thing is that there were a lot more people in Wal-Mart then there were zombies in the mall, which is just sad. Hell I rather be in the mall full of zombies and be chased by the Raptors in Jurassic Park then deal with all these people that easily frustrate me and make me want to yell and punch someone in their stupid trigger happy face.

Now since I’ve typed this up and there’s no doubt that this rant will “Offend” some one or they feel the need to say “Oh you shouldn’t talk mean about people as they will never do stuff like that and everything else you said is offensive.” Well I have something to say to you people. If this offends you but yet stuff that says way more offensive stuff than I do like South Park, 2 Live Crew, or your “Precious” reality shows don’t offend you and you’re entertained by it then GTFO. I don’t want to hear your crap in the comments to this if anyone does comment. Though who ever does agree with this feel free to like or comment if you wish.

I’ve said enough already so Happy Thanksgiving; spend time with your family and friends, so good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

[GodzillavsJason]

Life in Toho Kingdom City
Season 3
Episode 6
Razor Strikes Back/Settling back down in your Origins.
Written by Alex Williams


September 17th, 2018 at 6:15 AM

Alex’s rented Cabin.

The sun was rising as the cute little critters in the woods were running around gathering food. The squirrels were eating their nuts. The birds were singing a tune of Mr. Blue Sky and finally the Grizzly Bears well were whipping their Asses on cute little innocent white rabbits.

Alex was sleeping in his rented log cabin that he was staying at for close to two months since he and his friends have stopped the invasion. The reason why he left TK for a few months was so he could just get away from everything that has happened. But he did promise to return to TK city today.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Instantly a hand slammed the alarm clock and the machine stopped beeping. Alex slowly opened his eyes, groaned and looked over at the alarm clock. The man’s eyes widen as he saw that it said 6:15.

“Oh shit!!!” Alex yelled out as he jumped out of bed and began to change from his Gears of War Pajamas to blue jeans, a green pair of shoes, and a shirt with money on it and a black hoodie.

“I have to get back to TK in three hours and it will take at least close to 3 hours!” Alex yelled out as he packed all his stuff faster than a pony fanboy fapping to MLP porn.

Alex then ran out of the cabin with all of his stuff and threw them in the car. He ran over to the front of cabin, locked it, and put the key in a fake rock. Alex got in the car, turned on the ignition and sped off from the cabin towards TK city.

Toho Kingdom City, 8:45 PM.

Alex’s Apartment

Alex sped around the corner to the apartment parking lot and instantly slammed the brakes down onto his parking spot. The man got out his car, opened the trunk, got his things together and ran all the way to the front door. The next thing he did was throw all of his suitcases in the living room, ran towards the dinning room where he last left his backpack and dashed towards the open front door.

Alex pulled out his keys readying to shut and lock the door when he bumped into someone walking to the apartment. With the result of Alex falling on his back and the person he bumped into just stumbling backwards.

“Jesus Alex? What’s the big hurry?” A familiar voice said as Alex looked up to see Kristijan offering his hand to Alex.

Alex accepted the offer for help up and Kristijan helped his friend get up on his feet. “Well incase you haven’t noticed school starts in about ten minutes!” Alex said as he grabbed his backpack and pushed Kristijan out of the way.

Kristijan called to Alex walking towards his car saying, “You do know school doesn’t start till another hour?”

“Oh bullshit! School does too start now in nine minutes!”

“Nope, just look at my watch.” Kristijan pulled out his watch with Alex looking at it saying 7:51 AM.

“No! No! That can’t be true! I checked my car’s clock and it said 8:51 AM.”

“Alex, you aren’t in Shasta County any more, you’re in TK where you reset your clock one hour behind.”

Alex thought about that for a minute until saying, “Wow! You were right, I guess it’s been a long time since I’ve been here.”

“Hey its okay we’ve all had weird shit like that happen to us.”

“Yeah you can say that again.”

“So…. You want to get some breakfast at Burger King?” Kristijan asked.

Alex’s widen up and he yelled out, “Hell yeah! Let’s go get some breakfast burgers and hash browns!”

The two friends then ran into Alex’s car and drove off to get breakfast.

Toho Kingdom Community College (8:45 PM)

Alex pulled up to the Community College and both Alex and Kristijan got out of his car. The two began walking when Alex asked, “So what’d you do for the rest of your summer?”
Kristijan thought for a moment while they continued walking when he said, “Oh you know getting girls, sleeping with them, keep hitting on Marisa, calling her a lesbian, get punched, watch porn, play video games, watch Fresh Prince, hang out with our friends and all that other fun stuff.”

“Sounds very interesting and usual.”

“Yeah it’s always fun getting chicks especially going back to that college and getting chicks.”

Alex laughed when said, “I always remember that day and did anyone else go with you?”

“Well you already know Jake didn’t go because he has his girlfriend which I don’t know why he sticks around with her when he can get a lot of other beauties for a one night stand which they are the best.”

“I don’t know about that because from the looks of it Jake and Lea look quite happy together.”

“Well true but he would be more happy if he was more like me. Like going out every night, spilling some drinks at the clubs, and getting a lot of tail! Bow Chicka Wow!!!!!” Kristijan yelled out when all of the sudden he noticed that two hot women stopped making out and looked at him angrily.

Alex and Kristijan looked back at the two women when Alex said, “Bad timing man.”

“Hey not going to regret it.” Kristijan said when the two lesbians flipped him off.

“Oh come on you both know that you aren’t really lesbian! But you’re really Kristijansexual!” Kristijan said coolly.

The two women then walked up to him while Kristijan smiling thinking they were really “Kristijansexual” when he began screaming in pain from them beating him up.

Alex just watched and tried to hold his laughter in but gave up instantly. After a few minutes of watching his friend getting beat up the two women left and Kristijan got back up to his feet.

“They’ll regret it for not making love to me!” Kristijan said while dusting himself off.

“Some how I doubt that.” Alex said.

“Doubt what?” A familiar voice asked.

Alex and Kristijan turned around to see Jake, Lea and Marisa all walking towards them.

Alex ran over to his three approaching friends when all four of them stopped a few feet away from each other. They looked at each other for a moment when Alex yelled out, “I’m back! Hug me!”

Jake and Lea smiled as they instantly hugged their friend while Marisa remained distance. When Alex saw Marisa not hugging him he said, “Come on Marisa you know you want hug your favorite friend.”

“Uh… no thanks.” Marisa said.

Kristijan then walked up to her and said, “Sorry Alex looks like she wants to hug this dude instead because she’s Kristijanse…” Marisa then punched Kristijan in the balls.

She then said, “Fine I’ll hug you.” Marisa walked over to Alex and gave him a hug.

The friends stopped hugging each other when Alex asked, “So how’ve you all been?”

“We’ve been really good Alex, I know I had a great time with spending a lot of time with Lea.”

“Really?” Alex asked.

“Defiantly! We watched a lot of movies together, went to an art museum, and just had a great summer all together.”

“That’s great to hear you two and Lea how’ve you been feeling?” Alex asked.

“Well luckily for me the doctors released me two weeks after I got there when it was suppose to be five weeks. The bad thing is that I still have to wear this brace around my torso area to help support me because of the wound I received but I’ll be able to get it off in a few more weeks.”

“I’m happy that you’re making a good recovery Lea.”

“Yeah I am too and Jake always been there for me helping me when I need it.”

“Hey anything for you Lea.” Jake said as he wrapped his arm around her.

The bell than rang for everyone to get to their classes when Alex said, “Well we should all get going to class.”

The group began walking when Jake asked, “So who has 3D movement and Animation right now?”

“I do!” Alex said.

“What do you have Lea?”

“Psychology.”

“Ooh you gonna go in the minds of psychos aren’t you?” Kristijan asked.

“Yeah.”

“Yeah maybe she can get you cured of being a Dumbass creep.” Marisa said while chuckling.

“You’re just jealous of my awesome skills!”

“You’re awesome skills of being a Dumbass which causes you to get beat up by every women in town?”

“Hey…. Shut up!” Kristijan said immaturely.

“I thought so.” Marisa said before taking her leave for her class.

The remaining four walked the rest of the way before Kristijan said, “Well my class is down that hall, I’ll see you all at lunch.”

Alex, Lea, and Jake waved goodbye to their friend and walked over to the Psychology class. Jake and Lea kissed each other bye when Lea said, “I’ll miss you puddin.”

“I’ll miss you more.” Jake said.

“We’ll see about that.” Lea smiled seductively and pulled her boyfriend in for a making out session. Alex just began laughing at his best friend making out with his girlfriend.

The coupled stopped kissing and said their goodbyes together when the two best friends walked down the hall together. Alex finally said, “Well it seems like you two have gotten closer together the last time I saw you both.”

“Yeah we have and it just feels great to be in love.”

“I bet it does.”

“Yeah there was that one time that we….”

“Okay you don’t need to tell me your sex life!” Alex stopping Jake from saying anything.

“Dude! Why would I tell you about my sex life?”

“You were gearing your way towards it.”

“No I was just going to say that we saw Mothra vs Godzilla in theaters at TK.”

“Wow! No way how come no one told me about that?”

“Well I tried calling you but your cellphone wouldn’t pick up.”

“I see and go on.”

“Yeah it was just amazing and I think I actually got Lea more interested in Godzilla.”

“Really?”

“Yeah when we got home she wanted to see how the original was and I showed it to her.”

“What she think of it?”

“She liked it, calling it a classic and she actually cried at the end.”

“I don’t blame her it is sad.”

“True.”

“Well here’s our class, ready for a third semester of College?” Alex asked.

“Ready? I’m excited!” Jake said as the two entered the class to learn about fun stuff.

(Squidwheel High school 9:00 AM)

Razor was smiling at his first day back at school when he was walking down the halls. He saw many of his fellow students doing various things such as chatting, drinking out of the water fountain, or just groping each other. He used to envy the kids that groped each other, wanting to get a young horny girl that was hopped on Jersey Shore and Snickers would stick her tongue in his mouth. Luckily for him he already has a girlfriend and she doesn’t have to have snickers to kiss him, he can just demand it and she’ll do it.

Other than getting a girlfriend that has the same interests as him and is obsessed with him, he has it really good to himself right now. He’s got all the classes he wanted, he has a best friend who is also a rapper, and his uncle doesn’t have to wear that ugly Christmas sweater anymore to work here.

Though there was one thing that still made Razor quite depressed and made him stop that occurred again in his mind.

Zach.
His friend and someone that he considers a mentor too. Ever since Jennifer was killed during the Invasion, he’d been distance with everyone even to him, Reptzilu and William.

For weeks and even going into months, he wouldn’t answer his phone; go outside except for the grocery store or to pay the bills. Luckily for him two weeks ago he convinced Cesar to help him convince Zach to go to therapy.

He remembered that Zach didn’t agree immediately as Cesar just said something along the lines of, “Come on Zach! You need to get out sooner or later or else you’ll loose your job.”

Razor also remembered when he finally got through to Zach saying, “Zach! Jennifer wouldn’t want you to be like this. She would want you to go on through life and be happy. So please if you can’t go to therapy for us then do it for her.”

Razor then smiled at the fact that Zach got up from his chair and said, “You know. You’re right! I’m going to therapy! Thank you two for your help.”

Razor stopped thinking about all of that as he knew that Zach will be okay that he is now in therapy. The teenage boy then heard the bell rang and decided to walk towards class.

(Downtown TK City. 10:00 AM)

Klaus looked down at many of the civilians of TK walking around all of downtown minding their own business. He continued to look at them until he decided to crouch down to right next to him his briefcase he had with him. The bounty hunter opened the briefcase up, which contained a sniper rifle, an uzi, a bottle of scotch, some fried chicken and his target’s dossier.

Klaus grabbed the bottle of scotch, pulled off the cork, and took a drink of it. He then picked up his dossier papers and began to look at them while sitting and drinking more of his alcoholic beverage.

The man on the dossier’s name is Kenny Hendrix. The last name made Klaus chuckle for a second as the last name Hendrix reminded him of Razor’s best friend William Hendrix.

“Hmm I wonder if he’s related to William by any chance?” Klaus thought for a moment and said, “Eh probably not related but non the less shouldn’t tell William about this.”

Klaus continued reading off on the dossier. Additional information included that the dossier is a drug lord that the cribs wanted dead. Kenny will also be guarded by the estimates between three to seven guards that are escorting him to his next dealing.

“Shouldn’t be to hard, all I have to do is point and shoot.” Klaus said as he pulled out his Sniper Rifle and put in a few rounds in the gun.

Klaus continued to look down from the building trying to search for his target until he finally saw Kenny walking down the street with his bodyguards. The bounty hunter put his sniper rifle down on the edge of the building and began to aim for Kenny Hendrix.

“Alright. Nice and Easy, then you can go home and visit your family.” Klaus said to himself, as his finger was moving towards the trigger.

Klaus was really close to pulling the trigger to assassinate his target when he looked up to see another person. The person was short and was wearing nothing but black military like clothing with a bulletproof vest on the person. The bounty hunter could not identify who the person was as the unknown person was also wearing a helmet that was black and had a yellowish visor in the middle of the helmet.

Klaus knowing his instincts that the unidentified person would either shoot him or his target turned his gun away from his target and aimed at the man in black. Klaus fired a round off at the man in black who easily dodged the bullet and fired his sniper rifle at one of the guards.

The guard’s head instantly exploded into pieces, which caught Kenny, the other guards and many civilians by surprise. Kenny began to panic as he saw Klaus and yelled to his guards, “Don’t just stand there! Kill him!”

The guards looked up at Klaus and began shooting at him. The bounty hunter dropped down to his stomach and muttered, “Goddamnit!”

Klaus picked up his sniper Rifle and Uzi and made a run for it towards the end of the building. The bounty hunter looked down to a smaller building and jumped down to catch up to the now fleeing Kenny. Klaus also looked over to see the person in black on the buildings across from his chasing after him.

“You’re not killing him.” Klaus said as he began running on multiple buildings to catch up with his target.

The bounty hunter also had to be careful as the guards were still shooting up at him. Klaus dodged the bullets, looked down at them, pointed his uzi at them and fired multiple bullets at them. The bullets went flying into three of the guards who died instantly from their wounds while two of them narrowly dodged the bullets but unfortunately couldn’t dodge the person in black’s bullets from behinds. The bullets the last two guards received went right through their stomachs and created gigantic gaps in there.

Klaus then said to himself as he continued to run, “Well at least he got rid of that headache for me but no matter the bounty is mine!”

The bounty hunter then ran faster than he ever to catch up to Kenny who was still running for his life. Klaus saw the man in black running at the same pace as he was or even fast so Klaus thought of the solution he can do.
Slow him down!

Klaus turned his sniper rifle over to the person in black and aimed for his feet. He fired off three shots, all which the person in black jumped over and continued running. The person in black also turned his sniper rifle and aimed for Klaus.

“Oh shit!”

The person in black fired the sniper rifle at Klaus and multiple bullets went flying out at him. Klaus jumped up from the bullets and then shortly rolled down from the bullets. But that slow him down as Klaus kept running.

Soon the bounty hunter saw no more buildings on his path so he knew he had to jump down and continued below. Before Klaus would jump down he decided to slow his bounty down by aiming his sniper rifle down at Kenny’s left leg.

Klaus then fired his sniper rifle at his bounty’s leg and instantly Kenny fell down to the ground screaming in pain. Klaus was soon at the last building and jumped down to the crawling Kenny whose leg was bleeding profusely.

The bounty hunter then pulled out his handgun and aimed it right for his head. Kenny turned on his back and looked at Klaus saying, “Please spare me! I’ll do what ever you want! Just don’t kill me!”

Klaus just looked at him and said, “skreeonk you asshole!”

The bounty hunter was about to kill Kenny when Klaus felt his handgun being shot of his hand. The bounty hunter surprised on what just happened when he turned around to see the person in black with its sniper rifle with smoke coming out walking towards him.

The person in black reloaded his SR while walking towards them and with Klaus pulling out his Uzi and aiming at the person.

Klaus then saw the mouthpiece of the black clothed person light up as he heard a deep voice, “You gave me quite the challenge in competing for Mr. Hendrix here but I’ll take the bounty for myself.”

“Like hell you will! You’re holding a long range weapon which you won’t be able to shoot that accurately while I’m holding an Uzi which is better at short range.”

“Oh but on the contrary! I’ve made quite the adjustment on my SR which can be fired quite accurately in any distance which I am right at your heart.”

Klaus knew he wasn’t bluffing as he could just feel the feeling that he was about to be shot in the heart but he had to think of something fast.

The bounty hunter then retorted, “I’ve been in many stand offs but…” Klaus quickly pulled out his other handgun and pointed it at Kenny’s head. “You forgot that I had one other weapon and that I’m aiming for the kill right now.”

The Person in the black saw Klaus pointing his gun at Kenny’s head and Klaus was right, he got him right there.

Klaus and the person in the black continued their standoff for another minute when the bounty hunter heard the person in black starting to laugh. Klaus gave the person in black a confusing look on why it was laughing.

The Person in black then said, “You were always the stubborn one weren’t you?”

“Wait a minute.” Klaus said as both him and the person in black lowered their weapons.

The person in black then put its sniper rifle on his back and removed its helmet. Once the helmet removed it’s helmet, Klaus couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a man who was bald, had a muscular look on him and had brown eyes.

Klaus looked at the man and said, “James! What are you doing here?”

“You know assigned to killing this fool like you.” James said.

“Dude! Why didn’t you just tell me it was you, I might have let you killed him.”

“Well you know… you were to far away to call out to and I wanted to make a good reveal of myself.”

“Uh-huh.”

“I could have killed you if I wanted to.”

“Yeah… right and you were always the one who wouldn’t kill a friend.”

“You still figured me out. Huh. Well you should probably kill our friend here because I’m pretty sure he’s dieing to get out of here.”

“You’re right.” Klaus said as pointed his pistol to Kenny’s head and instantly shot him dead centered.

“So now that the job has been taken care of by you, I’ll go report back to my hireling that I have failed the task at hand and say that you got him first.” James said as he began to walk away.

“Woah now bro! I haven’t seen you in nearly four years so we’ve got to hang out for while man.”
“Alright sounds good my friend so what do you want to do?”

“You wanna get breakfast at Denny’s?” Klaus asked.

“I would kill for some Denny’s?” James said.

“Well lets get going.”

The two bounty hunters then walked off to their cars and began to drive towards Denny’s.

(12:00 PM at Squidwheel High)

Cafeteria

Razor walked over to the desert stand, holding a tray with a sandwich and a bag of chips on there. The teenager began looking at many of the deserts such as chocolate chip cookies, ice cream, and those animal cracker things (Authors note: skreeonk it! One of those cookie things that started the Rustle my Jummies meme).

Razor frowned at those sweets, as they were not the type of sweets that he wanted. The boy looked around the stand some more until his eyes widen when he saw pudding. Instantly the teenage boy had a dumb looking grin and right away grabbed a spoon and began putting at least ten scoop fulls of pudding. He then put the spoon back into the pit on the table and walked towards the table where his two best friends were.

“Reptzilu! William! How are my two best friends doing?” Razor said cheerfully as he took his seat next to Reptzilu and across from William.

“I’m always happy as long as you’re hear Razzy.” Reptzilu said as she gave him a smooch on the lips.

“Oh I love you too Reppy.” Razor said as he first took a bite of his pudding and then gave Reptzilu a kiss on the lips.

“Hmm taste like pudding just like my puddin.” Reptzilu said as the couple smiled.

William watching what the couple was doing just shook his head in disappointed and said, “You two disgust me.”

The couple stopped their make out secession and Reptzilu asked, “Why do we disgust you William?”

“Yeah are you to cool for us?” Razor asked as he then slammed his pinky finger into his ear and pulled out a big chunk of wax.

William covered his hands over his mouth in disgust from what Razor just did and said, “No I am not too cool for you two even though I can easily go over to table of kids and instantly become friends with them.”

“If that’s the case then why do we disgust you?” Reptzilu asked as Razor took another bite of his pudding.

“Look I don’t mind you both being a couple in shit. Hell I even encouraged you both to become intimate with each other. But the shit you two are doing such as kissing each other when “Puddin” over there still has puddin in his mouth. Then there’s the fact that when you do kiss him with pudding in his mouth, it’s hell of embarrassing for you, him even though I don’t think he has a lot of self esteem and me because I’m sitting with you people!”

“Yeah so we did that lots of times before and you never got embarrassed by it.” Razor said as he was now chewing with his sandwich.

“Razor first of all, don’t talk when your damn mouth is full of food. Didn’t your uncle teach you any self-respect? Second of all the first few times were funny but now it’s just gross and embarrassing. Third you two do other stupid shit, such as sit down on the wet ground while it’s pouring rain outside and splash in the puddles. Let’s not forget about the time where you both…”

“Okay okay! Jeez! You don’t need to say that and I get your point! We do stupid shit at times but that’s how we are and we just enjoy being ourselves which is to have fun.” Reptzilu said.

“Yeah I know and that’s fine every once in a while but eventually you two have to grow up like everyone else does.”

“Hey we’re mature!” Razor said out loud.

William just sighed as Reptzilu calmly asked, “Did you just hear what I said?”

“Sorry honey, I was eating my delicious lunch.”

“Yeah I know.”

“You know he’s right! You two should grow up especially shaggy here.” Gabara said as he walked up behind the couple.

“Gabara….. what are you doing here?” Razor asked nervously in fear of getting beat up.

“Oh nothing just checking up on my favorite losers.”

“Hey we’re not losers and I believed I kicked your ass before.” Reptzilu said angrily as she was defending her boyfriend.

“Uh-huh yeah but it doesn’t count since shaggy here didn’t defend his girlfriend but she had to do it for him.” Gabara began laughing.

Razor got up from his seat and stood up to Gabara and said, “I can defend Reptzilu.”

“Oh yeah, let’s see about that!” Gabara said as he quickly grabbed Reptzilu as every kid in the cafeteria watched the confrontation.

Reptzilu began to gag as the green bumpy ginger was holding her by the neck. Gabara then said, to Razor, “What you going to do shaggy, eat your pudding in front of me?”

Razor looked down in sorrow as he really wanted to eat his pudding but he said, “No.. I’m going to do this!”

The teenage boy then charged at Gabara and had his hand in a form of a fist. He then punched Gabara in the chest and soon after resulted in Gabara beginning to laugh.

Razor looked at Gabara, as his punch did nothing and began to feel sad, as he can’t do anything to protect his girlfriend. Gabara continued laughing as he used other hand in the form of a fist and punched Razor in the fact, which sent him flying into a trashcan full of all the sloppy joes that no one ate.

Gabara continued to laugh as he easily owned Razor and was about to punch the nearly passed out Reptzilu when he felt a punch in the stomach. It was William who then threw another punch at the ginger green kid, which sent him falling down to the ground. Due to the surprise punch, he released the girl from his grasp as she was now gasping for air.

William walked over to the fallen Gabara, kicked him on the side and yelled out, “Now don’t you dare skreeonk with my friends again. Now get the skreeonk out!”

Gabara then got up and walked out angrily as William went over to help Reptzilu up on her feet. The two looked at each other until they now saw Razor covered in sloppy Joe struggling to get out of the trashcan.

The two helped their friend out of the trashcan and soon Razor began crying in Reptzilu’s arms out of shame for not being able to defend her.

“We’ve got to permanently stop that skreeonk that will ruin his reputation for life at school.” William finally said after minutes of being quiet.

“How we going do that?” Razor asked still crying.

“Kick his ass man!” William said.
Reptzilu turned around to William and yelled out, “Are you crazy! Razor will get demolished from the likes of him! I will not risk him getting injured or even killed!”

“Look he has to do it or else Gabara will keep doing it over and over. Besides if Razor did it, it won’t just benefit us but everyone at the school.”

“I don’t care about them!” Reptzilu yelled out. “I only cared about Razor and his well being.

“No he’s right Repty. I have to do this.”

“No! I won’t let yourself get hurt again!” Reptzilu yelled out.

“Please, I have to do this because if I don’t then the same thing will happen again and again. This is the only way to ruin his reputation.”

Reptzilu growled angrily in response to what Razor said.

“I know you’ll be angry with me but I need to do this. So William tell me what I need to do.”

William smiled and said, “Follow me.”

“When we get to your house, you and I are going to have a very long talk on why the hell you shouldn’t do this.” Reptzilu said angrily as she followed the two boys.

(TK Community College. 12:00 PM)

Alex, Jake and Kristijan put the food of their choice on then their trays and walked to the table. The three then sat down with Lea and Marisa who were already sitting at the table. With Jake sitting one end with Lea while Alex, Kristijan and Marisa sitting at the other end.

“Hey I never asked anyone but what classes do you guys have for the semester?” Jake asked.

“Well I have 3D animation, two video production classes in a row, general ed English, and then after lunch I have culinary. So winner winner chicken dinner more food for me.” Alex said.

“Well I have media making, PE, porn studies two o one, history, Spanish, and writing.” Kristijan said.

“I have Bio….” Marisa was about to say her classes when Kristijan yelled out, “Oh my god! Who the hell cares?”

Marisa looked over at Kristijan and instantly slapped him across the face. Kristijan looked at Marisa angrily and asked, “What the hell was that for?”

“Because you interrupted me! You selfish jackass!”

“Oh boo hoo! We all know what classes you have.”

“Yeah and we all knew what classes you have but no body interrupted you!”

“That’s because my classes are awesome and yours is just about science.”

Alex, Jake and Lea watched their two friends argue when Lea asked, “Should we do something?”

“Yeah I have never seen them argue like this before.” Jake said.

“That is true because it’s the usual with Kristijan flirting or annoying Marisa and her punching him and them him complaining and then that usually ends.” Alex said.

“I wonder why they’re literally at each other’s throats now?” Jake asked.

“I don’t know but I’ll try to reason with them.” Alex said as he got up.

Alex watched Kristijan and Marisa yelling at each other when Alex said, “Hey lets calm down guys.”

“Calm down? Why?” Marisa angrily said to Alex.

“First of all you’re making a scene.” Alex said as both Marisa and Kristijan saw everyone in the cafeteria looking at them.

“Second it’s the first day of the semester so we should be friends with each other and just have a good time.”

“Nope! Not after what she just did.” Kristijan said angrily.

“Third you should apologize to each other so we could have great conversations again.”

“Apologize?” Marisa said with her face turning red with anger and yelled at Alex, “You want me to apologize to this selfish pervert asshole for what he did!. If you think that I’m going I’m going to say I’m sorry you are sadly mistaken!”

Marisa then grabbed her stuff and began to leave. Lea got up from the table and walked over to the leaving Marisa and asked in a worried tone, “Marisa where are you going?”

“Going to place!” Marisa angrily said to her best friend.
“Where?”

“To a friend’s!”

“Which friend?”

“It’s not your concern!” Marisa said as she continued to walk off.

“Wait!” Lea said as she walked as fast she could to her best friend.

“What?” Marisa turned around angrily.

“Please tell me where you’re going, I promise not to tell.”

Marisa sighed deeply as she looked at Lea and said, “I’m going to Nick’s and that’s all you need to know.”

Lea smiled and said, “Ooh!”

“Lea….” Marisa said in a stern voice.

“I know and I won’t tell.” Lea said as she put a hand on her hip.

“Thanks and now I’ll be taking my leave.” Marisa said as she was still angry over the whole feud and walked off.

Lea then returned to the table where she sat with Jake as the two-watched Alex talking to Kristijan.

“So where is Marisa going?” Jake asked.

“Sorry it’s a girl’s secret.” Lea said.

“I see.”

“What’s happening here?”

“Alex still trying to talk to Kristijan about the whole thing he started.”

“How’s that been going?”

“Kristijan still won’t accept that it’s his fault.”

“Has he always been this ignorant?”

“Yes he is.”
“Kristijan! You do know this unacceptable the way you treated Marisa.” Alex said.

“Hey it’s not my fault that she’s a complete bitch!”

“How is she a bitch?”

“Every time I say something to her, she slaps me or does something mean to me.”

“That’s because you start it all with your damn flirting when she’s clearly not interested!”

“You know what? I don’t have time for this right, I’ve got get to my next class anyway.” Kristijan said as he grabbed his stuff and left.

Alex then walked to the table and sat across from Jake and Lea. Alex then took a bite of his pizza and took a drink of pepsi when he looked at the couple staring at him.

“So couldn’t get through to him.” Jake asked.

“Nope the guy is stubborn to see that he’s the one who is causing all of this.” Alex said.

“I know! Why doesn’t he ever respect her wishes and just leave her alone.” Lea said.

“You know I have no idea but what ever.” Alex said as he took another bite of his pizza.

“Hey… um… are these seats taken?” A shy voice that the three of them heard.

The three turned to see a man in his twenties with orange spiky hair, with freckles, blue eyes with glasses and was wearing a white t-shirt with a green button up shirt and was wearing blue jeans staring at them.

Alex looked at the seats around him and said, “Nope take one.”

“Thanks.” The man said as he sat next to Alex.

“So what’s your name.” Lea asked.

The man looked up at his meal and saw that she asked what his name was. He responded with, “Oh… My name is Garret Robinson.”

“Nice to meet you Garret.” Lea said as she reached over the table with her hand to shake his hand.

Garret grabbed her hand and shook it. Then man with glasses went back to eating his lunch when Jake asked, “Well are you new here?”

“Not really I lived here all my life but I guess you can say this is my first semester here.” Garret said.

“Interesting so what are your interests and hobbies?” Alex asked.

“Well…” Garret said as he then took a drink of his Sprite and continued, “I do like kaiju films, Halo, marital arts, guns, food, and lizards.”

“Nice!” Alex said as he offered a high five to which Garret accepted.

“What’s your favorite kaiju film?” Jake asked.

“Um… not sure because a lot of them are great.”

“That is true because Toho made a lot of great ones but a few stinkers.” Jake said.

“So what are your favorite types of guns?” Alex asked.

“Sniper rifles.”

“Then you’re going to make fast friends with our other friend Klaus because he loves SRs as well.”

“Sounds… like a good person.”

“He is but somewhat has a tendency to shoot stuff.”

“I see and what’s your favorite type of gun?” Garret asked.

“I personally prefer assault rifles just because you know, they’re fun to shoot.” Alex said.

“Oh… that’s cool.”

“You seem like a cool person Garret so are you interested in hanging out with us at school?” Jake asked.

“Sure that sounds great!” Garret said happily.

“Hey if you want you can also hang out with us when we’re not at school as well.” Lea said.

“That sounds great you guys! Thanks.”

“I can already tell that you’re going to fit in the group nicely.” Alex said as the four continued to hang out.

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Klaus’ House (1:15 PM)

Klaus and James pulled up to Klaus’ house in their own cars and parked them. They both got out of their cars and James began to look at the big house Klaus owns.

The house was an orange brownish color with a black roof that was two stories and part of the house looked a tower but was connected and clearly contained a room in here.

“Nice place you got Klaus.” James said as the two continued to walk towards the front door.

“Thanks and you’ll be amazed what the inside looks like as well.” Klaus said as the two arrived at the door and he began to unlock the door.

Right when Klaus opened the door he instantly heard a light loud voice yell out, “Daddy!”

Jr jumped up to hug his father, which Klaus nearly fell over due to being surprised by him jumping at him. Klaus laughed as he hugged his son for a moment and put him down to the ground.

Jr then looked up at his dad, smiling and asked, “Are you done with work?”

“I sure am son.” Klaus said as both him and James walked inside the house as Jr followed the two into the living room.

Klaus then felt a tug as he looked down at Jr as the little boy had his widen like he wanted to ask something face.

“Do you need something Jr?”

“Who’s that man?”

Klaus just looked over to James who began to chuckle a bit and said, “Oh you don’t remember Uncle James?”

“No.” Klaus Jr said as he shook his head.

James let out another laugh and said, “I remember having to baby-sit you when you were a little baby while your parents went on dates.”

“Yeah that’s why he’s uncle because he was also always there to watch over you when ever me or your mother had to do our jobs.”

After hearing what his father told him, Jr then looked at James with puppy dog eyes and said, “Hug?”

James just chuckled and kneeled down to give Jr a hug. After James hugged Jr, he then asked Klaus, “Where you keep your alcohol?”

“Here I’ll show you but one thing before I show you.” Klaus said as he turned over at Jr looking at the two.

“Jr, where’s your mother?”

“Oh she is taking a shower.” Jr smiled.

“Hmm maybe I shoulder join her instead.” Klaus said as he began to rub his chin.

“Too late.” Savannah said as she walking down the stairs wearing a black shirt with blue jeans.

“Damnit it.” Klaus cursed quietly.

Savannah walked towards the three and looked at Klaus and said, “Hey honey how was work?”

“Good, finished my job and I met and old friend of ours and now he is here.”

Savannah looked at James and said, “You were a bounty hunter as well this whole time haven’t you?”

“Well I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m merely just a struggling business…”

“She knows.” Klaus interrupted James.

“Well might as well get on with it. Yeah Klaus and I go way back into the old order of assassins or whatever you call it.”

“I see and no need to tell me more about it.” Savannah said.

“Also didn’t you two get a divorce or something or am I missing something?” James asked.

“We’ve recently gotten back together.” Klaus said.

“When’s the wedding?” James asked.

“Not so fast road runner; we’re taking it a bit slower now and we won’t get married till the time is right.” Savannah said.

“I see, now Klaus show me where you keep your drinks man.”

“Sure thing James.” Klaus said, as the two bounty hunters were about to leave to go to his home bar when Savannah made a noise.

“You need something?” Klaus asked.

“Yeah aren’t you forgetting something?” Savannah asked in an annoyed manner.

It took a few seconds for Klaus to remember when he said, “Oh yeah that’s right our date.”

Klaus looked at James and said, “Sorry dude we won’t be able to get wasted tonight so we’ll have to postpone it and I have to get ready for the date.”

“Its fine and you know I might actually live in TK city for a while.”

“Really?” Klaus asked.

“Yeah I mean I know it’s only my first day here and all, though but I think I’ll be happy here if I get a place here.”

“Then go for it.” Klaus said.

“Great, I’m immediately going to look for a place now.” James said as he walked out the door.

“Well better get ready for the date.” Klaus said as he put his arm around Savannah.

“Good and also make sure you get one of your friends to baby-sit Junior.”

“Right…. I’ll do that in a bit.” Klaus said as he walked upstairs.

(TK Therapist’s South Office)

“Well Zach I have to say you’re making quite the improvement since the past two weeks. I mean you’re going out more, you’re exercising, and I even heard you might go back being the football coach again.” Dr. Ross said as he looked from his papers and smiled to Zach who was sitting on the couch.

“Yeah I have haven’t I?” Zach said in a depressed manner.

Dr. Ross looked at his patient and said, “Look I know loosing someone who was close to you was hard for you. But you have to realize that there will be someone else out there for you. I know you won’t believe right now but it will happen and you’ll be extremely happy when you do find that someone else.”

“Yeah. Thanks mom.”

Dr. Ross looked at his watch and said, “Well I guess that about covers it for today so I’ll see you next week.”

“Yeah see you then.”

“Also one more thing. Make sure go see your friends I’m sure they’ll be more than happy to see you.”

Zach nodded and walked out of the office. Zach walked down the hallway when he saw a familiar face, a familiar face of a certain gorilla he knew. The man walked casually passed him with Zach saying, “Hey man.”

Mist replied with saying, “Hey.” The gorilla then continued to walk towards the therapist’s office.

Zach got into his car and then turned on the ignition and began to drive back home.

(Nick’s apartment at 1:15 PM)

Nick smiled to himself that he has not only the day off from working at his job being as an office assistant but from the University due to some hobo setting the library on fire. Nick just shrugged it off, as his smile grew even bigger when the Firefly menu showed up on his TV. The man grabbed his remote and pressed play all and now Nick can enjoy himself watching his favorite TV show.

Only half way through an episode, Nick heard a knock on the door; he then paused it and got up to answer the door. The man opened the door to see Marisa standing in front of him.

Nick looked confused but yet smiled that a friend has visited him but he then asked, “Marisa can I help you something?”

Marisa looked at him in a somewhat upset manner and said, “Can I come in?”

“Yeah sure come right in.” Nick said as he gestured for her to come in.

The two walked over to the couch and sat on it. They continued to sit on the couch without saying a word for a few minutes until Nick decided to break the ice.

“So what’s the problem?”

Marisa looked at him and said in an upset manner, “Its just Kristijan being an asshole as usual and that the others aren’t helping and I was hoping you could comfort me.”

Nick took a moment to think about what he was going to say as he then said, “I’m sure Alex, Jake, and Lea tried to help resolve the matter right?”

“Alex tried to keep the peace by going neutral but he expected me to apologize to that asshole.”

“Hey I don’t blame you because Kristijan has been getting on my nerves lately with all his “I deserve every girl in the world because they’re Kristijansexual and that none of you guys deserve them because you’re not like me.” I seriously hate that!”

“I know right! I also hate when he says that whenever any girl refuses him he instantly calls them a lesbian.”

“Oh that’s load of crap!”

“I know thank you! I mean it’s like not all women are lesbians like in your fantasy world. Also you look at some of our friends like Lea she is clearly in love with Jake, Remilia is in love with Cesar, Reptzilu is in love with Razor and Savannah went back to Klaus so yeah there’s proof that not all women are lesbian or “Kristijansexual”.

“Exactly! But of course he’ll say something like this. “Oh they’re just denying that they’re lesbians because they don’t want to admit because they just don’t want to give into their nature.”

“He would defiantly do something like that.”

Nick put a hand on Marisa’s shoulder and said, “Again I’m really sorry that Kristijan is being an ass again.”

“It’s not your fault or anything or anything it’s just I’m sorry that I’ve became an interruption for your plans today.” Marisa said as she looked over at the paused TV show on the TV.

“Hey its no biggie, I’ve always have time for my friends especially a friend like you and besides you’re always fun to talk to.”

Marisa blushed as her face turned red in a few seconds and said, “Really? You think so?”

“Yeah I do.”

“Thank you…. That uh… means a lot.”

The two sat there for a moment smiling at each other when Marisa quickly leaned forward to Nick and gave him a kiss on his lips. She then pulled back real fast and blushed while Nick was left confused.

Nick took a moment to think and then asked, “What was that for?”

“I don’t know…. It was probably disrespectful of me doing that.” Marisa stopped when she saw Nick just staring at her unknown to her that he was smiling at what just happened.

Marisa still embarrassed at her action she said, “Again I’m sorry for what I just did and I’ll go if you want me to.”

She then began to get off from the couch when she felt a hand on her shoulder gently pulling her back down to the couch. Marisa then turned around to look at Nick smiling at her.

“No, please stay here. I enjoyed that.”

“You… you did?”

“I did.”

Marisa smiled as she leaned forward to him and gave him another kiss in return he put his hands her back and began to rub them. The two continued with their love making as Nick simply not even looking just turned the tv off and kept focusing on Marisa who was now on top of Nick. The two then shared an evening with kisses, laughs, and more.

(Authors Note: Sorry for not continuing on with this part, you all get the idea on what happens and onto the next part!)

5:00 PM at William’s house

“Come on! Punch harder!” William roared out.

“I can’t!” Razor cried out as he dropped to the ground and began to bawl like a baby with his girlfriend running over to him and cradling with in her arms.

‘What do you mean you can’t?!”

“I just can’t do it!”

“So you’re telling me! That you can grab a gun and shoot pump full of led on robots but you’re afraid of a mother fugly green kid!?”

“William stop!” Reptzilu said angrily as she was still cradling her boyfriend.

“See that’s another thing! You baby him to much!”

“William that’s enough!”

“No when is it that everyone will stop babying him? You! Zach! Everyone else! The only person who seemed to at least attempt to treat him like a man was Klaus by giving him his guns in his will. But where did they end up? In the goddamn dump!”

“William, please!” Reptzilu cried out as Razor’s crying became even worse.

William then kneeled down to the crying Razor, grabbed his face and looked straight in the eyes, “See what you’re doing! You’re making everything worse!”

“No I’m not!”

“The hell you are! You’re pathetic you know that? When ever you get in a fight with Gabara you have to run away, let yourself be bullied or have one of us deal with him!”

Razor continued to cry as he kept hearing William yelling at him, “I’m tired of this shit! You’re a weak minded toady that all you do is just be a pussy the whole skreeonk entire time!”

Razor soon felt tears coming down from his eyes and he felt that his sadness now turned into anger. Razor then got his hands off the ground and soon yelled at William “Shut the skreeonk up!”

The now angry teenager punched his best friend in the nose instantly breaking it and sending the off guard William into a wall. Reptzilu then looked at the berserked Razor and William soon regained his balance and began to feel his nose.

“Razor.”

“What!”

“Excellent!”

Razor’s anger began to drop a bit but was still angry with William but he did managed to say, “Thanks.”

“But you broke my skreeonk nose.” William said as he now stuck a Kleenex in his now bleeding nose.

“Serves you right.” Reptzilu said as she ran over to Razor to give him a hug when William called.

“No he still needs to be angry!”

“Why?” Reptzilu asked.

“So he can still train.”

“No absolutely not! Razor just calm down and we can have some pudding now.” Reptzilu attempted to persuade Razor into calming down but her boyfriend let out a roar and charged at the punching bag.

Both William and Reptzilu couldn’t believe as they saw Razor throwing god knows how many punches on that punching bag to the point where it then flown into a wall. The teenage boy continued to breath in an out when he then let out a roar that could be heard all the way outside of the house.

Razor then dropped to his knees and felt a hand on his shoulder when he turned around and heard William say, “I think you’re ready.”

“You think?”

“All you have to do is just be pissed of and you’ll be able to kick his ass.”

“Thanks.” Razor then saw William offering his hand to get up and he took it.

The now standing teen then saw his girlfriend running over to hug and instantly grabbed her. He then began to swing her around in circles and immediately gave her a smooch on the lips.

Reptzilu then giggled and said, “Razor you’re even more sexier now when you prove you show off you’re secret strength.”

“I know baby! Now let’s have some pudding puddin.”

“Okay puddin.”

Razor and Reptzilu had their arms over each other and walked out of the room with William face palming himself and still felt more blood coming out of his nose to the point where it surpassed the tissues he put in.

“Oh dear.” William said as then passed out of the ground due to blood loss.

(8:00 PM at Alex’s apartment)

“Hey thanks again for allowing Jr to stay over here for the night while me and the girlfriend go out for a date night.” Klaus said while giving Klaus Jr’s bag full of supplies for the night.

“Hey no problem man. It’s always a pleasure to watch your kid but you do remember our arrangement.”

“Right! I’ll do whatever you want me to. But no sex stuff!”

“Agreed and excellent!”

“Now Jr, I want you to be a good boy while uncle Alex will baby-sit you.”

“Oh how sweet! I’m apart of the family now.” Alex said in a joking manner.

Klaus looked at Alex and said, “Shut up.”

“Now like I said Jr, be a good boy for Alex.”

“Okay daddy but I have a question.”

“What is it?”

“What’s 69?”

Klaus frowned and looked up at Alex as he responded, “Don’t look at me I defiantly did not say that.”

“Moving on but you’ll know that when you get older and now have a good time with Alex.”

Jr smiled and ran over to Alex and gave him a hug. Alex returned the hug as Klaus began walking away from the patio and into his car with both of them waving at each other. The bounty hunter returned the wave and got into his car with Savannah as they drove off. Both Alex and Jr walked inside the apartment.

Jr ran around to the couch to sit on it while Alex put Jr’s stuff by the couch and walked over towards the couch.

“Alright so what do you do?” Alex asked.

Jr sat there for a moment and said, “I want to explore your house.”

“Sure we can do that.”

Jr then hoped off the couch and began to walk with Alex through the apartment. The first place they went to was the kitchen.

“So here’s the kitchen where, skreeonk it you know what’s in here.”

“Oh! You said a bad word!”

“Eh who cares!”

“Mommy says we aren’t allowed to say skreeonk.”

“You just said it.”

“Oh…. skreeonk! skreeonk! skreeonk!” Jr giggled.

“See for you, you’re not allowed to say it because you’re still a little kid.”

“No I’m not! I’m a big boy.”

“How old are you?”

“Six.”

“Ooh! Watch out guys we’ve got a badass over here.”

“You just said another bad word.”

“Whatever! Lets just go to another room.”

The two then walked into Alex’s room and Jr looked at the many posters in his room such as Halo Reach, Mass Effect 3, and a few Godzilla posters. Jr looked around the room and saw a few posters, he noticed they were ladies and was curious.

“Why are there pictures of ladies in your room?”

Alex turned around to answer the boy’s question when he said, “Well I think they’re hot.”

“Oh no! We have to get water for them!” Jr yelled out as he began to run for water.

“Wait why!” Alex said as he quickly grabbed Jr who was trying to run for water.

“So they won’t be hot anymore and they can being cooled down.”

“No. No. When I mean hot, I mean they’re cute looking.”

“Oh!” Jr then pointed at posters of Tali’Zorah and Harley Quinn and Jessica Alba.

“Yes they are hot.”

“They’re very hot, so no water?”

“No water.” Alex said as he patted Jr on the head. “I want to watch a movie.”

“What movie?”

“Godzilla’s Revenge.”

“No just no.”

“Why?”

“It’s a bad movie.”

“No it’s not!” Jr yelled.

“Jr don’t you talk to me like that! Alex yelled out.

Alex realized JR didn’t respond to anything instead heard a small sniff and looked down to see him looking up at him with water filling his eyes.

“Oh please!”

Jr’s eyes watered even more with tears now coming down from his face.

“Come on please stop?”

Jr’s tears started coming down fast as Alex then said, “We can watch Godzilla vs Megalon if you want.”

“I don’t want to watch Megalon! That one is stupid!” JR yelled out and dropped the ground and started bawling.

“Please Jr stop crying. Please.” Alex said but it was no use as the little kid was still crying so hard that he didn’t want any of the neighbors to hear him especially the lady gaga loving old man.

Though of course he also wanted Jr to stop crying because his ears were starting ring in pain and annoyance.

After what seemed hours of the little kid crying, Alex finally yelled out, “Fine! We’ll watch Godzilla’s Revenge.”

Jr then stopped crying, looked up, grew a smile and jumped up. “Okay!”

The little kid then ran over to the couch and waited for Alex to set the movie up. Alex groaned as he put the movie in and sat down at the couch with Jr. The movie then started up and the man pressed play and it started to play. As soon as the music started Jr smiled with joy and was dancing to that lame opening music.

Alex groaned in boredom and said quietly, “Well at least he didn’t want to watch GINO but Damnit! Klaus you’re going to owe me big time and that I can promise the favor you’ll owe me, you won’t like it at all!”

The man then started laughing evilly when Jr yelled out, “Shush! I’m trying to watch the little girl with the yellow hat in short shorts getting beat up by that ugly man lady.”

“Sorry.” Alex said as he then ran his hands together evilly and began to laugh evilly quietly.

“Will you be quiet!” JR yelled out.

September 18th, Squidwheel High School at 7:45 AM

“You ready for this Razor?” Williams asked as he patted Razor on the shoulder.

“Ready.” Razor said as William pointed out to Gabara walking into the quad area near the cafeteria, minding his own business.

Reptzilu put her hands on her boyfriend’s shoulders and asked, “You still sure you want to do this?”

“For the fiftieth time, yes. It’s the only way for him to stop harassing us.”

“Then go make us proud.” Reptzilu said as she then gave Razor a smooch on the lips.

Razor pumped himself up and began to walk angrily towards Gabara who didn’t not noticed him.

“GABARA!” Razor roared out.

“Who said tha….” Before Gabara can finish his question he was sent collapsing towards the ground from Razor’s fist.

The green skinned bully looked up to see his nemesis standing above him and growled. Razor was about to punch the downed Gabara when he quickly grabbed the nerd’s fist and swung him into a trashcan.

Reptzilu gasped in shock from Razor getting injured as Gabara then got up and began to walk towards the kid.

Razor struggled to get up as Gabara walked towards him angrily saying, “So you think you can take me on now?”

Razor merely groaned and managed to get one leg up as Gabara then pushed him down to the ground. The kid groaned in pain while the green skinned teen walked closer to him and kicked him in the ribcage.

The teenage boy screamed in intense pain as he felt a few of his shattering. Gabara laughed at his nemesis’ pain and said, “You were always weak! Don’t your kind always learn! You can never beat up the jocks! A nerd’s place is to be punching bags and kissing our Asses!”

Gabara finished yelling and then let out a roar. He then launched his fist up high and then aimed it down to collide into Razor’s face but at the last minute the teenage boy grabbed his fist.

Everyone who was watching the fight had shocked expressions on their faces as Razor not only grabbed Gabara’s fist but also was now using both hands to grab onto it.

“Not so weak now! Huh?” Razor yelled out as Gabara growled in anger trying to punch him with his other fist but luckily he got it in mid air.

Razor now occupying both of Gabara’s fists quickly used both his feet and air stomped Gabara’s privates and sent him crashing into a tree. The teenage boy got up and limped towards the downed ugly green skinned ginger.

Both Reptzilu and William began to cheer for Razor as he now had the upper hand while some other kids smiled at the surprising outcome of the fight so far. Razor continued limping towards the now injured Gabara who now had some scars on his back and the back of his head was now bleeding.

The boy then arrived at Gabara, readying to throw a punch at him when Gabara launched his elbow onto Razor’s skinny arm, instantly breaking it. The teenage boy screamed in pain to the point where tears were coming out of his eyes and was limping away, tending to his broken arm.

Gabara began laughing in satisfaction, as this is the most harm he was able to do to him. He then got up and charged towards the limping Razor and punched him in the back. Again Razor screamed in pain and annoyance that he responded by back kicking Gabara in the gut and causing him to fall down to the ground.

Razor temporarily happiness with his kick was short lived Gabara quickly got back up and pounced on him, pinning him to the ground.

Gabara began to punch Razor multiple times in the face and in his stomach. “You’ve done better than I expected!”

Gabara threw another punch at Razor’s face, causing blood to come out.

“You’ve proved you’re aren’t that much of a little bitch anymore!”

Gabara elbowed Razor’s stomach, causing him to barf a little.

“But you still can’t beat me!”

The green skinned kid gave out another punch but this time it was in Razor’s privates for revenge. The punch caused Razor to scream and then causing him to weave in pain.

Reptzilu was starting to cry as she watched him getting beat up and was about to run over to help when William put a hand on her shoulder.

“Don’t! Razor can handle this.”

“No! He can’t! We have to help him!” Reptziliu yelled out as she struggled to get out of William’s grasp.

“No! I said Razor can handle this.”

Gabara continuing punching Razor even to the point of breaking his nose, another part of his ribcage, and breaking part of his leg. Razor groaned in pain and tried to hold in screaming but eventually gave in as Gabara just laughed out loud.

The green skinned kid grabbed the bruised up Razor and looked at him directly into his eyes and said, “Any last words before I send you into an a coma?”

Razor began to gasp as Gabara wanted to hear what he had to say so he loosens his grasp on him as Razor said, “Hey look! Some one is selling electric energy!”

“Where!” Gabara yelled out as he dropped Razor and began to look around.

The green skinned kid then roared in sudden pain when he realized that Razor struck his sharp fingernails into Gabara’s neck and causing blood to spill out. Gabara was about to punch Razor when the boy quickly pulled out his nails and instantly stabbed the green skinned kid in the stomach.

Gabara roared in pain as Razor stuck his nails down farther into his stomach until blood started to spill out. Gabara pissed off of Razor stabbing him, punched Razor in the face and causing him to fall into the ground.

Gabara began to walk towards the downed Razor and was about to attack him when he started too loose his vision as he realized that he was loosing consciousness. He then fell down to the ground, bloody and battered.

Razor realized that he actually won the battle, gave out a small smile as he then got up to celebrate his victory but felt pain down in his leg as he then realized it was broken. Razor then decided that lying down is fine but he then heard some saying, “Hold on! We’re coming to get you.”

Razor turned his head to the calling and saw his two best friends running up to him and saw Reptzilu saying, “We’ve got you.”

Reptzilu and William got Razor off the ground and supported him up. “I knew you’d do it!”

“Thanks!”

“You’ve earned it pal and great job on finally kicking that low life’s ass.” William said giving him a pat on the back.

“Again thanks.”

“Oh puddin!” Reptzilu said sweetly as Razor looked at her when Reptzilu then said in an angry tone, “Don’t you ever do that ever again!”

“I’m sorry Repti but like William said, I had to it and I succeed.”

Reptzilu still gave him a stern look when Razor said, “Just with a few broken bones that’s all.”

“Come Reptzilu, Razor won and now we’ll never be bothered again so I say he did a great job.”

Reptzilu was still angry as Razor’s injuries but realized that William was right and decided not to press on the matter. Instead she gave him a big kiss and left Razor smiling.

The three continued to stand there when they saw two girls running up to them as one of them said, “Oh my god! You’ve kicked his ass! Do you want to go out with us Razor?”

Razor stared at them and silently said, “Hubba hubba.”

Reptzilu looked at Razor with a jealous look when Razor said, “You know ladies. I would like to introduce you to my friend, William here.”

“How you doing ladies?” William said coolly.

“You’re cute!” One of the girls said as the two girls wrapped their arms around his and began to walk off with him.

“Thanks man!” William said.

“Anytime friend!” Razor said as he waved his hand.

“Well what do you want to do now?” Reptzilu asked as she hugged Razor.

“Yeah I was thinking of…” Razor was interrupted when they heard a familiar voice calling up to him.

The both of them turned around and saw Zach walking up them.

“Zach!” They both called out as he ran up to them.

Zach noticing all of Razor’s injuries, said, “Jesus Christ! What the hell happened to you?”

The couple pointed to the unconscious Gabara as Zach then said, “Oh! Did you do that Razor?”

“Hell yeah!”

Zach began to laugh as he then said, “Nice! Hey, lets go get some ice cream and you can tell me all what happened in the fight.”

“Yeah sure why not. But can you take me to the hospital?” Razor asked as he then threw up on the ground.

“Yeah lets get you to the hospital.” Zach said as then picked up Razor while the three of them walked towards his car.

“Hey Zach?” Reptzilu asked.

“Yeah?”

“Are you done with therapy?”

“No not yet but luckily I’m able to work again.”

“That’s good. So anything interesting happen today?”

“No not really but I did walk past Mist yesterday after my therapy session.”

“Oh how is Mist?”

“He’s fine.”

“Do you think we’ll be able to see what’s he doing?”

“Eh…. Maybe next time.” Zach said as the three got into the car and drove off towards the hospital.

September 18th, Klaus’ house at 10:00 AM.

Klaus was relaxing on his couch, watching a good old episode of Transformers G1 when he heard the doorbell rang.

“Wonder who that could be?” The bounty hunter asked as he got up to answer the door.

Klaus opened up the door and saw Alex standing outside. “Hey buddy!” Alex said.

“Hey.” Klaus said in a confused manner. “What are you doing here?”

“Well remember that favor that you said you would do for me?”

“Yeah…”

“Well time to pay up.”

Klaus sighed and said, “What do you want?”

“One of your sniper rifles. Doesn’t matter which one, just as long as it’s accurate and it fires good.”

“Sure man! You could have told me that.”

“Oh well, the damage is done.” Alex said as he walked in as Klaus was looking around for a good sniper.

“So… what are you using it for?”

“Oh you know, hunting.”

“I see.”

“What do you plan to today?”

“Nothing much, just planning to watch TV all day.”

“Nice! Where are Jr and Savannah.”

“Jr is at Kindergarten and Savannah is at work.”

“I see.”

“And here is your SR.”

Alex took the sniper rifle in his hands and said, “Thanks. Now I’ll be taking my leave.”

The man then walked out of Klaus’ house, as Klaus said, “No problem and have fun!”

The bounty hunter then closed the door and sat back down to watch TV when it went to commercial.

‘Damnit another commercial.” Klaus said.

“We’re live at TK city! Announcing a famous musician that started with a hit song in 2012 and it’s been about six years. You know him as…”

“Oh skreeonk!” Klaus yelled out as he now realized what Alex meant by needing the sniper rifle.

TK 1st Street (10:30 AM)

Music was traveling around the street, as it was a parade filled with singers and bands such ACDC, Lady Gaga and even a holographic Beatles band were walking down a street.

People cheered as they heard their favorite musicians playing their music when Alex climbed up the ladder to a high story building and sat up shop.

Alex put the sniper on the edge of the building and zoomed in looking among the crowd for his target. “Alright you fat skreeonk, where are you?”

“Now Linda! Here comes the man of the hour, your one and only PSY!”

Psy hopped up on the stage and began dancing and singing, “WHOOPA GANGNAM STYLE!”

Instantly everyone began following his dancing and was now singing that horrible song. Alex then put ear mittens on to drown out the noise and aimed the sniper rifle right at his big head.

“Say your last whoopa!” Alex yelled out as he fired his sniper rifle at PSY and instantly his head exploded into pieces.

Alex looked at the now headless man and said, “Oh my god! We’re free! Now we’ll never have to be suggested to crappy music ever again!”

Everyone down on the street was shocked to see their “leader” dead and even some began to cry, Alex continued to smile when someone ran up to the dead body.

“What do we do now?” The man asked in a scared manner.

Everyone began to talk to each other until one man ran up to everyone and said, “Guys I’ve found a solution!”

Then the man pulled out a boombox and yelled out, “Behold!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg

Everyone gasped and soon instantly began to dance to the music. Alex heard the music and saw everyone was now dancing to this shitty music.

Alex then got up to his feet and yelled out, “GOD skreeonk DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” As everyone was still continuing to dance to the music.


Wizard of Oz Comparisons

Lea-Dorothy
Jake-Scarecrow
Klaus-Tin Man
Cesar-Cowardly Lion
Alex- Wizard of Oz
Remilia- Wicked Witch of the West
Mist-Flying Monkeys
Savannah- Glinda the Good witch
Klaus JR-Munchkins
Asmodeus- Evanora the Wicked Witch of the East
Zach- The Master Tinker
William- Knuck
Razor-Finley
Reptzilu-China Girl

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