Life in Toho Kingdom City
Razor Strikes Back/Settling back down in your Origins.
Written by Alex Williams
September 17th, 2018 at 6:15 AM
Alex’s rented Cabin.
The sun was rising as the cute little critters in the woods were running around gathering food. The squirrels were eating their nuts. The birds were singing a tune of Mr. Blue Sky and finally the Grizzly Bears well were whipping their Asses on cute little innocent white rabbits.
Alex was sleeping in his rented log cabin that he was staying at for close to two months since he and his friends have stopped the invasion. The reason why he left TK for a few months was so he could just get away from everything that has happened. But he did promise to return to TK city today.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Instantly a hand slammed the alarm clock and the machine stopped beeping. Alex slowly opened his eyes, groaned and looked over at the alarm clock. The man’s eyes widen as he saw that it said 6:15.
“Oh shit!!!” Alex yelled out as he jumped out of bed and began to change from his Gears of War Pajamas to blue jeans, a green pair of shoes, and a shirt with money on it and a black hoodie.
“I have to get back to TK in three hours and it will take at least close to 3 hours!” Alex yelled out as he packed all his stuff faster than a pony fanboy fapping to MLP porn.
Alex then ran out of the cabin with all of his stuff and threw them in the car. He ran over to the front of cabin, locked it, and put the key in a fake rock. Alex got in the car, turned on the ignition and sped off from the cabin towards TK city.
Toho Kingdom City, 8:45 PM.
Alex sped around the corner to the apartment parking lot and instantly slammed the brakes down onto his parking spot. The man got out his car, opened the trunk, got his things together and ran all the way to the front door. The next thing he did was throw all of his suitcases in the living room, ran towards the dinning room where he last left his backpack and dashed towards the open front door.
Alex pulled out his keys readying to shut and lock the door when he bumped into someone walking to the apartment. With the result of Alex falling on his back and the person he bumped into just stumbling backwards.
“Jesus Alex? What’s the big hurry?” A familiar voice said as Alex looked up to see Kristijan offering his hand to Alex.
Alex accepted the offer for help up and Kristijan helped his friend get up on his feet. “Well incase you haven’t noticed school starts in about ten minutes!” Alex said as he grabbed his backpack and pushed Kristijan out of the way.
Kristijan called to Alex walking towards his car saying, “You do know school doesn’t start till another hour?”
“Oh bullshit! School does too start now in nine minutes!”
“Nope, just look at my watch.” Kristijan pulled out his watch with Alex looking at it saying 7:51 AM.
“No! No! That can’t be true! I checked my car’s clock and it said 8:51 AM.”
“Alex, you aren’t in Shasta County any more, you’re in TK where you reset your clock one hour behind.”
Alex thought about that for a minute until saying, “Wow! You were right, I guess it’s been a long time since I’ve been here.”
“Hey its okay we’ve all had weird shit like that happen to us.”
“Yeah you can say that again.”
“So…. You want to get some breakfast at Burger King?” Kristijan asked.
Alex’s widen up and he yelled out, “Hell yeah! Let’s go get some breakfast burgers and hash browns!”
The two friends then ran into Alex’s car and drove off to get breakfast.
Toho Kingdom Community College (8:45 PM)
Alex pulled up to the Community College and both Alex and Kristijan got out of his car. The two began walking when Alex asked, “So what’d you do for the rest of your summer?”
Kristijan thought for a moment while they continued walking when he said, “Oh you know getting girls, sleeping with them, keep hitting on Marisa, calling her a lesbian, get punched, watch porn, play video games, watch Fresh Prince, hang out with our friends and all that other fun stuff.”
“Sounds very interesting and usual.”
“Yeah it’s always fun getting chicks especially going back to that college and getting chicks.”
Alex laughed when said, “I always remember that day and did anyone else go with you?”
“Well you already know Jake didn’t go because he has his girlfriend which I don’t know why he sticks around with her when he can get a lot of other beauties for a one night stand which they are the best.”
“I don’t know about that because from the looks of it Jake and Lea look quite happy together.”
“Well true but he would be more happy if he was more like me. Like going out every night, spilling some drinks at the clubs, and getting a lot of tail! Bow Chicka Wow!!!!!” Kristijan yelled out when all of the sudden he noticed that two hot women stopped making out and looked at him angrily.
Alex and Kristijan looked back at the two women when Alex said, “Bad timing man.”
“Hey not going to regret it.” Kristijan said when the two lesbians flipped him off.
“Oh come on you both know that you aren’t really lesbian! But you’re really Kristijansexual!” Kristijan said coolly.
The two women then walked up to him while Kristijan smiling thinking they were really “Kristijansexual” when he began screaming in pain from them beating him up.
Alex just watched and tried to hold his laughter in but gave up instantly. After a few minutes of watching his friend getting beat up the two women left and Kristijan got back up to his feet.
“They’ll regret it for not making love to me!” Kristijan said while dusting himself off.
“Some how I doubt that.” Alex said.
“Doubt what?” A familiar voice asked.
Alex and Kristijan turned around to see Jake, Lea and Marisa all walking towards them.
Alex ran over to his three approaching friends when all four of them stopped a few feet away from each other. They looked at each other for a moment when Alex yelled out, “I’m back! Hug me!”
Jake and Lea smiled as they instantly hugged their friend while Marisa remained distance. When Alex saw Marisa not hugging him he said, “Come on Marisa you know you want hug your favorite friend.”
“Uh… no thanks.” Marisa said.
Kristijan then walked up to her and said, “Sorry Alex looks like she wants to hug this dude instead because she’s Kristijanse…” Marisa then punched Kristijan in the balls.
She then said, “Fine I’ll hug you.” Marisa walked over to Alex and gave him a hug.
The friends stopped hugging each other when Alex asked, “So how’ve you all been?”
“We’ve been really good Alex, I know I had a great time with spending a lot of time with Lea.”
“Really?” Alex asked.
“Defiantly! We watched a lot of movies together, went to an art museum, and just had a great summer all together.”
“That’s great to hear you two and Lea how’ve you been feeling?” Alex asked.
“Well luckily for me the doctors released me two weeks after I got there when it was suppose to be five weeks. The bad thing is that I still have to wear this brace around my torso area to help support me because of the wound I received but I’ll be able to get it off in a few more weeks.”
“I’m happy that you’re making a good recovery Lea.”
“Yeah I am too and Jake always been there for me helping me when I need it.”
“Hey anything for you Lea.” Jake said as he wrapped his arm around her.
The bell than rang for everyone to get to their classes when Alex said, “Well we should all get going to class.”
The group began walking when Jake asked, “So who has 3D movement and Animation right now?”
“I do!” Alex said.
“What do you have Lea?”
“Ooh you gonna go in the minds of psychos aren’t you?” Kristijan asked.
“Yeah maybe she can get you cured of being a Dumbass creep.” Marisa said while chuckling.
“You’re just jealous of my awesome skills!”
“You’re awesome skills of being a Dumbass which causes you to get beat up by every women in town?”
“Hey…. Shut up!” Kristijan said immaturely.
“I thought so.” Marisa said before taking her leave for her class.
The remaining four walked the rest of the way before Kristijan said, “Well my class is down that hall, I’ll see you all at lunch.”
Alex, Lea, and Jake waved goodbye to their friend and walked over to the Psychology class. Jake and Lea kissed each other bye when Lea said, “I’ll miss you puddin.”
“I’ll miss you more.” Jake said.
“We’ll see about that.” Lea smiled seductively and pulled her boyfriend in for a making out session. Alex just began laughing at his best friend making out with his girlfriend.
The coupled stopped kissing and said their goodbyes together when the two best friends walked down the hall together. Alex finally said, “Well it seems like you two have gotten closer together the last time I saw you both.”
“Yeah we have and it just feels great to be in love.”
“I bet it does.”
“Yeah there was that one time that we….”
“Okay you don’t need to tell me your sex life!” Alex stopping Jake from saying anything.
“Dude! Why would I tell you about my sex life?”
“You were gearing your way towards it.”
“No I was just going to say that we saw Mothra vs Godzilla in theaters at TK.”
“Wow! No way how come no one told me about that?”
“Well I tried calling you but your cellphone wouldn’t pick up.”
“I see and go on.”
“Yeah it was just amazing and I think I actually got Lea more interested in Godzilla.”
“Yeah when we got home she wanted to see how the original was and I showed it to her.”
“What she think of it?”
“She liked it, calling it a classic and she actually cried at the end.”
“I don’t blame her it is sad.”
“Well here’s our class, ready for a third semester of College?” Alex asked.
“Ready? I’m excited!” Jake said as the two entered the class to learn about fun stuff.
(Squidwheel High school 9:00 AM)
Razor was smiling at his first day back at school when he was walking down the halls. He saw many of his fellow students doing various things such as chatting, drinking out of the water fountain, or just groping each other. He used to envy the kids that groped each other, wanting to get a young horny girl that was hopped on Jersey Shore and Snickers would stick her tongue in his mouth. Luckily for him he already has a girlfriend and she doesn’t have to have snickers to kiss him, he can just demand it and she’ll do it.
Other than getting a girlfriend that has the same interests as him and is obsessed with him, he has it really good to himself right now. He’s got all the classes he wanted, he has a best friend who is also a rapper, and his uncle doesn’t have to wear that ugly Christmas sweater anymore to work here.
Though there was one thing that still made Razor quite depressed and made him stop that occurred again in his mind.
His friend and someone that he considers a mentor too. Ever since Jennifer was killed during the Invasion, he’d been distance with everyone even to him, Reptzilu and William.
For weeks and even going into months, he wouldn’t answer his phone; go outside except for the grocery store or to pay the bills. Luckily for him two weeks ago he convinced Cesar to help him convince Zach to go to therapy.
He remembered that Zach didn’t agree immediately as Cesar just said something along the lines of, “Come on Zach! You need to get out sooner or later or else you’ll loose your job.”
Razor also remembered when he finally got through to Zach saying, “Zach! Jennifer wouldn’t want you to be like this. She would want you to go on through life and be happy. So please if you can’t go to therapy for us then do it for her.”
Razor then smiled at the fact that Zach got up from his chair and said, “You know. You’re right! I’m going to therapy! Thank you two for your help.”
Razor stopped thinking about all of that as he knew that Zach will be okay that he is now in therapy. The teenage boy then heard the bell rang and decided to walk towards class.
(Downtown TK City. 10:00 AM)
Klaus looked down at many of the civilians of TK walking around all of downtown minding their own business. He continued to look at them until he decided to crouch down to right next to him his briefcase he had with him. The bounty hunter opened the briefcase up, which contained a sniper rifle, an uzi, a bottle of scotch, some fried chicken and his target’s dossier.
Klaus grabbed the bottle of scotch, pulled off the cork, and took a drink of it. He then picked up his dossier papers and began to look at them while sitting and drinking more of his alcoholic beverage.
The man on the dossier’s name is Kenny Hendrix. The last name made Klaus chuckle for a second as the last name Hendrix reminded him of Razor’s best friend William Hendrix.
“Hmm I wonder if he’s related to William by any chance?” Klaus thought for a moment and said, “Eh probably not related but non the less shouldn’t tell William about this.”
Klaus continued reading off on the dossier. Additional information included that the dossier is a drug lord that the cribs wanted dead. Kenny will also be guarded by the estimates between three to seven guards that are escorting him to his next dealing.
“Shouldn’t be to hard, all I have to do is point and shoot.” Klaus said as he pulled out his Sniper Rifle and put in a few rounds in the gun.
Klaus continued to look down from the building trying to search for his target until he finally saw Kenny walking down the street with his bodyguards. The bounty hunter put his sniper rifle down on the edge of the building and began to aim for Kenny Hendrix.
“Alright. Nice and Easy, then you can go home and visit your family.” Klaus said to himself, as his finger was moving towards the trigger.
Klaus was really close to pulling the trigger to assassinate his target when he looked up to see another person. The person was short and was wearing nothing but black military like clothing with a bulletproof vest on the person. The bounty hunter could not identify who the person was as the unknown person was also wearing a helmet that was black and had a yellowish visor in the middle of the helmet.
Klaus knowing his instincts that the unidentified person would either shoot him or his target turned his gun away from his target and aimed at the man in black. Klaus fired a round off at the man in black who easily dodged the bullet and fired his sniper rifle at one of the guards.
The guard’s head instantly exploded into pieces, which caught Kenny, the other guards and many civilians by surprise. Kenny began to panic as he saw Klaus and yelled to his guards, “Don’t just stand there! Kill him!”
The guards looked up at Klaus and began shooting at him. The bounty hunter dropped down to his stomach and muttered, “Goddamnit!”
Klaus picked up his sniper Rifle and Uzi and made a run for it towards the end of the building. The bounty hunter looked down to a smaller building and jumped down to catch up to the now fleeing Kenny. Klaus also looked over to see the person in black on the buildings across from his chasing after him.
“You’re not killing him.” Klaus said as he began running on multiple buildings to catch up with his target.
The bounty hunter also had to be careful as the guards were still shooting up at him. Klaus dodged the bullets, looked down at them, pointed his uzi at them and fired multiple bullets at them. The bullets went flying into three of the guards who died instantly from their wounds while two of them narrowly dodged the bullets but unfortunately couldn’t dodge the person in black’s bullets from behinds. The bullets the last two guards received went right through their stomachs and created gigantic gaps in there.
Klaus then said to himself as he continued to run, “Well at least he got rid of that headache for me but no matter the bounty is mine!”
The bounty hunter then ran faster than he ever to catch up to Kenny who was still running for his life. Klaus saw the man in black running at the same pace as he was or even fast so Klaus thought of the solution he can do.
Slow him down!
Klaus turned his sniper rifle over to the person in black and aimed for his feet. He fired off three shots, all which the person in black jumped over and continued running. The person in black also turned his sniper rifle and aimed for Klaus.
The person in black fired the sniper rifle at Klaus and multiple bullets went flying out at him. Klaus jumped up from the bullets and then shortly rolled down from the bullets. But that slow him down as Klaus kept running.
Soon the bounty hunter saw no more buildings on his path so he knew he had to jump down and continued below. Before Klaus would jump down he decided to slow his bounty down by aiming his sniper rifle down at Kenny’s left leg.
Klaus then fired his sniper rifle at his bounty’s leg and instantly Kenny fell down to the ground screaming in pain. Klaus was soon at the last building and jumped down to the crawling Kenny whose leg was bleeding profusely.
The bounty hunter then pulled out his handgun and aimed it right for his head. Kenny turned on his back and looked at Klaus saying, “Please spare me! I’ll do what ever you want! Just don’t kill me!”
Klaus just looked at him and said, “skreeonk you asshole!”
The bounty hunter was about to kill Kenny when Klaus felt his handgun being shot of his hand. The bounty hunter surprised on what just happened when he turned around to see the person in black with its sniper rifle with smoke coming out walking towards him.
The person in black reloaded his SR while walking towards them and with Klaus pulling out his Uzi and aiming at the person.
Klaus then saw the mouthpiece of the black clothed person light up as he heard a deep voice, “You gave me quite the challenge in competing for Mr. Hendrix here but I’ll take the bounty for myself.”
“Like hell you will! You’re holding a long range weapon which you won’t be able to shoot that accurately while I’m holding an Uzi which is better at short range.”
“Oh but on the contrary! I’ve made quite the adjustment on my SR which can be fired quite accurately in any distance which I am right at your heart.”
Klaus knew he wasn’t bluffing as he could just feel the feeling that he was about to be shot in the heart but he had to think of something fast.
The bounty hunter then retorted, “I’ve been in many stand offs but…” Klaus quickly pulled out his other handgun and pointed it at Kenny’s head. “You forgot that I had one other weapon and that I’m aiming for the kill right now.”
The Person in the black saw Klaus pointing his gun at Kenny’s head and Klaus was right, he got him right there.
Klaus and the person in the black continued their standoff for another minute when the bounty hunter heard the person in black starting to laugh. Klaus gave the person in black a confusing look on why it was laughing.
The Person in black then said, “You were always the stubborn one weren’t you?”
“Wait a minute.” Klaus said as both him and the person in black lowered their weapons.
The person in black then put its sniper rifle on his back and removed its helmet. Once the helmet removed it’s helmet, Klaus couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a man who was bald, had a muscular look on him and had brown eyes.
Klaus looked at the man and said, “James! What are you doing here?”
“You know assigned to killing this fool like you.” James said.
“Dude! Why didn’t you just tell me it was you, I might have let you killed him.”
“Well you know… you were to far away to call out to and I wanted to make a good reveal of myself.”
“I could have killed you if I wanted to.”
“Yeah… right and you were always the one who wouldn’t kill a friend.”
“You still figured me out. Huh. Well you should probably kill our friend here because I’m pretty sure he’s dieing to get out of here.”
“You’re right.” Klaus said as pointed his pistol to Kenny’s head and instantly shot him dead centered.
“So now that the job has been taken care of by you, I’ll go report back to my hireling that I have failed the task at hand and say that you got him first.” James said as he began to walk away.
“Woah now bro! I haven’t seen you in nearly four years so we’ve got to hang out for while man.”
“Alright sounds good my friend so what do you want to do?”
“You wanna get breakfast at Denny’s?” Klaus asked.
“I would kill for some Denny’s?” James said.
“Well lets get going.”
The two bounty hunters then walked off to their cars and began to drive towards Denny’s.
(12:00 PM at Squidwheel High)
Razor walked over to the desert stand, holding a tray with a sandwich and a bag of chips on there. The teenager began looking at many of the deserts such as chocolate chip cookies, ice cream, and those animal cracker things (Authors note: skreeonk it! One of those cookie things that started the Rustle my Jummies meme).
Razor frowned at those sweets, as they were not the type of sweets that he wanted. The boy looked around the stand some more until his eyes widen when he saw pudding. Instantly the teenage boy had a dumb looking grin and right away grabbed a spoon and began putting at least ten scoop fulls of pudding. He then put the spoon back into the pit on the table and walked towards the table where his two best friends were.
“Reptzilu! William! How are my two best friends doing?” Razor said cheerfully as he took his seat next to Reptzilu and across from William.
“I’m always happy as long as you’re hear Razzy.” Reptzilu said as she gave him a smooch on the lips.
“Oh I love you too Reppy.” Razor said as he first took a bite of his pudding and then gave Reptzilu a kiss on the lips.
“Hmm taste like pudding just like my puddin.” Reptzilu said as the couple smiled.
William watching what the couple was doing just shook his head in disappointed and said, “You two disgust me.”
The couple stopped their make out secession and Reptzilu asked, “Why do we disgust you William?”
“Yeah are you to cool for us?” Razor asked as he then slammed his pinky finger into his ear and pulled out a big chunk of wax.
William covered his hands over his mouth in disgust from what Razor just did and said, “No I am not too cool for you two even though I can easily go over to table of kids and instantly become friends with them.”
“If that’s the case then why do we disgust you?” Reptzilu asked as Razor took another bite of his pudding.
“Look I don’t mind you both being a couple in shit. Hell I even encouraged you both to become intimate with each other. But the shit you two are doing such as kissing each other when “Puddin” over there still has puddin in his mouth. Then there’s the fact that when you do kiss him with pudding in his mouth, it’s hell of embarrassing for you, him even though I don’t think he has a lot of self esteem and me because I’m sitting with you people!”
“Yeah so we did that lots of times before and you never got embarrassed by it.” Razor said as he was now chewing with his sandwich.
“Razor first of all, don’t talk when your damn mouth is full of food. Didn’t your uncle teach you any self-respect? Second of all the first few times were funny but now it’s just gross and embarrassing. Third you two do other stupid shit, such as sit down on the wet ground while it’s pouring rain outside and splash in the puddles. Let’s not forget about the time where you both…”
“Okay okay! Jeez! You don’t need to say that and I get your point! We do stupid shit at times but that’s how we are and we just enjoy being ourselves which is to have fun.” Reptzilu said.
“Yeah I know and that’s fine every once in a while but eventually you two have to grow up like everyone else does.”
“Hey we’re mature!” Razor said out loud.
William just sighed as Reptzilu calmly asked, “Did you just hear what I said?”
“Sorry honey, I was eating my delicious lunch.”
“Yeah I know.”
“You know he’s right! You two should grow up especially shaggy here.” Gabara said as he walked up behind the couple.
“Gabara….. what are you doing here?” Razor asked nervously in fear of getting beat up.
“Oh nothing just checking up on my favorite losers.”
“Hey we’re not losers and I believed I kicked your ass before.” Reptzilu said angrily as she was defending her boyfriend.
“Uh-huh yeah but it doesn’t count since shaggy here didn’t defend his girlfriend but she had to do it for him.” Gabara began laughing.
Razor got up from his seat and stood up to Gabara and said, “I can defend Reptzilu.”
“Oh yeah, let’s see about that!” Gabara said as he quickly grabbed Reptzilu as every kid in the cafeteria watched the confrontation.
Reptzilu began to gag as the green bumpy ginger was holding her by the neck. Gabara then said, to Razor, “What you going to do shaggy, eat your pudding in front of me?”
Razor looked down in sorrow as he really wanted to eat his pudding but he said, “No.. I’m going to do this!”
The teenage boy then charged at Gabara and had his hand in a form of a fist. He then punched Gabara in the chest and soon after resulted in Gabara beginning to laugh.
Razor looked at Gabara, as his punch did nothing and began to feel sad, as he can’t do anything to protect his girlfriend. Gabara continued laughing as he used other hand in the form of a fist and punched Razor in the fact, which sent him flying into a trashcan full of all the sloppy joes that no one ate.
Gabara continued to laugh as he easily owned Razor and was about to punch the nearly passed out Reptzilu when he felt a punch in the stomach. It was William who then threw another punch at the ginger green kid, which sent him falling down to the ground. Due to the surprise punch, he released the girl from his grasp as she was now gasping for air.
William walked over to the fallen Gabara, kicked him on the side and yelled out, “Now don’t you dare skreeonk with my friends again. Now get the skreeonk out!”
Gabara then got up and walked out angrily as William went over to help Reptzilu up on her feet. The two looked at each other until they now saw Razor covered in sloppy Joe struggling to get out of the trashcan.
The two helped their friend out of the trashcan and soon Razor began crying in Reptzilu’s arms out of shame for not being able to defend her.
“We’ve got to permanently stop that skreeonk that will ruin his reputation for life at school.” William finally said after minutes of being quiet.
“How we going do that?” Razor asked still crying.
“Kick his ass man!” William said.
Reptzilu turned around to William and yelled out, “Are you crazy! Razor will get demolished from the likes of him! I will not risk him getting injured or even killed!”
“Look he has to do it or else Gabara will keep doing it over and over. Besides if Razor did it, it won’t just benefit us but everyone at the school.”
“I don’t care about them!” Reptzilu yelled out. “I only cared about Razor and his well being.
“No he’s right Repty. I have to do this.”
“No! I won’t let yourself get hurt again!” Reptzilu yelled out.
“Please, I have to do this because if I don’t then the same thing will happen again and again. This is the only way to ruin his reputation.”
Reptzilu growled angrily in response to what Razor said.
“I know you’ll be angry with me but I need to do this. So William tell me what I need to do.”
William smiled and said, “Follow me.”
“When we get to your house, you and I are going to have a very long talk on why the hell you shouldn’t do this.” Reptzilu said angrily as she followed the two boys.
(TK Community College. 12:00 PM)
Alex, Jake and Kristijan put the food of their choice on then their trays and walked to the table. The three then sat down with Lea and Marisa who were already sitting at the table. With Jake sitting one end with Lea while Alex, Kristijan and Marisa sitting at the other end.
“Hey I never asked anyone but what classes do you guys have for the semester?” Jake asked.
“Well I have 3D animation, two video production classes in a row, general ed English, and then after lunch I have culinary. So winner winner chicken dinner more food for me.” Alex said.
“Well I have media making, PE, porn studies two o one, history, Spanish, and writing.” Kristijan said.
“I have Bio….” Marisa was about to say her classes when Kristijan yelled out, “Oh my god! Who the hell cares?”
Marisa looked over at Kristijan and instantly slapped him across the face. Kristijan looked at Marisa angrily and asked, “What the hell was that for?”
“Because you interrupted me! You selfish jackass!”
“Oh boo hoo! We all know what classes you have.”
“Yeah and we all knew what classes you have but no body interrupted you!”
“That’s because my classes are awesome and yours is just about science.”
Alex, Jake and Lea watched their two friends argue when Lea asked, “Should we do something?”
“Yeah I have never seen them argue like this before.” Jake said.
“That is true because it’s the usual with Kristijan flirting or annoying Marisa and her punching him and them him complaining and then that usually ends.” Alex said.
“I wonder why they’re literally at each other’s throats now?” Jake asked.
“I don’t know but I’ll try to reason with them.” Alex said as he got up.
Alex watched Kristijan and Marisa yelling at each other when Alex said, “Hey lets calm down guys.”
“Calm down? Why?” Marisa angrily said to Alex.
“First of all you’re making a scene.” Alex said as both Marisa and Kristijan saw everyone in the cafeteria looking at them.
“Second it’s the first day of the semester so we should be friends with each other and just have a good time.”
“Nope! Not after what she just did.” Kristijan said angrily.
“Third you should apologize to each other so we could have great conversations again.”
“Apologize?” Marisa said with her face turning red with anger and yelled at Alex, “You want me to apologize to this selfish pervert asshole for what he did!. If you think that I’m going I’m going to say I’m sorry you are sadly mistaken!”
Marisa then grabbed her stuff and began to leave. Lea got up from the table and walked over to the leaving Marisa and asked in a worried tone, “Marisa where are you going?”
“Going to place!” Marisa angrily said to her best friend.
“To a friend’s!”
“It’s not your concern!” Marisa said as she continued to walk off.
“Wait!” Lea said as she walked as fast she could to her best friend.
“What?” Marisa turned around angrily.
“Please tell me where you’re going, I promise not to tell.”
Marisa sighed deeply as she looked at Lea and said, “I’m going to Nick’s and that’s all you need to know.”
Lea smiled and said, “Ooh!”
“Lea….” Marisa said in a stern voice.
“I know and I won’t tell.” Lea said as she put a hand on her hip.
“Thanks and now I’ll be taking my leave.” Marisa said as she was still angry over the whole feud and walked off.
Lea then returned to the table where she sat with Jake as the two-watched Alex talking to Kristijan.
“So where is Marisa going?” Jake asked.
“Sorry it’s a girl’s secret.” Lea said.
“What’s happening here?”
“Alex still trying to talk to Kristijan about the whole thing he started.”
“How’s that been going?”
“Kristijan still won’t accept that it’s his fault.”
“Has he always been this ignorant?”
“Yes he is.”
“Kristijan! You do know this unacceptable the way you treated Marisa.” Alex said.
“Hey it’s not my fault that she’s a complete bitch!”
“How is she a bitch?”
“Every time I say something to her, she slaps me or does something mean to me.”
“That’s because you start it all with your damn flirting when she’s clearly not interested!”
“You know what? I don’t have time for this right, I’ve got get to my next class anyway.” Kristijan said as he grabbed his stuff and left.
Alex then walked to the table and sat across from Jake and Lea. Alex then took a bite of his pizza and took a drink of pepsi when he looked at the couple staring at him.
“So couldn’t get through to him.” Jake asked.
“Nope the guy is stubborn to see that he’s the one who is causing all of this.” Alex said.
“I know! Why doesn’t he ever respect her wishes and just leave her alone.” Lea said.
“You know I have no idea but what ever.” Alex said as he took another bite of his pizza.
“Hey… um… are these seats taken?” A shy voice that the three of them heard.
The three turned to see a man in his twenties with orange spiky hair, with freckles, blue eyes with glasses and was wearing a white t-shirt with a green button up shirt and was wearing blue jeans staring at them.
Alex looked at the seats around him and said, “Nope take one.”
“Thanks.” The man said as he sat next to Alex.
“So what’s your name.” Lea asked.
The man looked up at his meal and saw that she asked what his name was. He responded with, “Oh… My name is Garret Robinson.”
“Nice to meet you Garret.” Lea said as she reached over the table with her hand to shake his hand.
Garret grabbed her hand and shook it. Then man with glasses went back to eating his lunch when Jake asked, “Well are you new here?”
“Not really I lived here all my life but I guess you can say this is my first semester here.” Garret said.
“Interesting so what are your interests and hobbies?” Alex asked.
“Well…” Garret said as he then took a drink of his Sprite and continued, “I do like kaiju films, Halo, marital arts, guns, food, and lizards.”
“Nice!” Alex said as he offered a high five to which Garret accepted.
“What’s your favorite kaiju film?” Jake asked.
“Um… not sure because a lot of them are great.”
“That is true because Toho made a lot of great ones but a few stinkers.” Jake said.
“So what are your favorite types of guns?” Alex asked.
“Then you’re going to make fast friends with our other friend Klaus because he loves SRs as well.”
“Sounds… like a good person.”
“He is but somewhat has a tendency to shoot stuff.”
“I see and what’s your favorite type of gun?” Garret asked.
“I personally prefer assault rifles just because you know, they’re fun to shoot.” Alex said.
“Oh… that’s cool.”
“You seem like a cool person Garret so are you interested in hanging out with us at school?” Jake asked.
“Sure that sounds great!” Garret said happily.
“Hey if you want you can also hang out with us when we’re not at school as well.” Lea said.
“That sounds great you guys! Thanks.”
“I can already tell that you’re going to fit in the group nicely.” Alex said as the four continued to hang out.
Klaus’ House (1:15 PM)
Klaus and James pulled up to Klaus’ house in their own cars and parked them. They both got out of their cars and James began to look at the big house Klaus owns.
The house was an orange brownish color with a black roof that was two stories and part of the house looked a tower but was connected and clearly contained a room in here.
“Nice place you got Klaus.” James said as the two continued to walk towards the front door.
“Thanks and you’ll be amazed what the inside looks like as well.” Klaus said as the two arrived at the door and he began to unlock the door.
Right when Klaus opened the door he instantly heard a light loud voice yell out, “Daddy!”
Jr jumped up to hug his father, which Klaus nearly fell over due to being surprised by him jumping at him. Klaus laughed as he hugged his son for a moment and put him down to the ground.
Jr then looked up at his dad, smiling and asked, “Are you done with work?”
“I sure am son.” Klaus said as both him and James walked inside the house as Jr followed the two into the living room.
Klaus then felt a tug as he looked down at Jr as the little boy had his widen like he wanted to ask something face.
“Do you need something Jr?”
“Who’s that man?”
Klaus just looked over to James who began to chuckle a bit and said, “Oh you don’t remember Uncle James?”
“No.” Klaus Jr said as he shook his head.
James let out another laugh and said, “I remember having to baby-sit you when you were a little baby while your parents went on dates.”
“Yeah that’s why he’s uncle because he was also always there to watch over you when ever me or your mother had to do our jobs.”
After hearing what his father told him, Jr then looked at James with puppy dog eyes and said, “Hug?”
James just chuckled and kneeled down to give Jr a hug. After James hugged Jr, he then asked Klaus, “Where you keep your alcohol?”
“Here I’ll show you but one thing before I show you.” Klaus said as he turned over at Jr looking at the two.
“Jr, where’s your mother?”
“Oh she is taking a shower.” Jr smiled.
“Hmm maybe I shoulder join her instead.” Klaus said as he began to rub his chin.
“Too late.” Savannah said as she walking down the stairs wearing a black shirt with blue jeans.
“Damnit it.” Klaus cursed quietly.
Savannah walked towards the three and looked at Klaus and said, “Hey honey how was work?”
“Good, finished my job and I met and old friend of ours and now he is here.”
Savannah looked at James and said, “You were a bounty hunter as well this whole time haven’t you?”
“Well I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m merely just a struggling business…”
“She knows.” Klaus interrupted James.
“Well might as well get on with it. Yeah Klaus and I go way back into the old order of assassins or whatever you call it.”
“I see and no need to tell me more about it.” Savannah said.
“Also didn’t you two get a divorce or something or am I missing something?” James asked.
“We’ve recently gotten back together.” Klaus said.
“When’s the wedding?” James asked.
“Not so fast road runner; we’re taking it a bit slower now and we won’t get married till the time is right.” Savannah said.
“I see, now Klaus show me where you keep your drinks man.”
“Sure thing James.” Klaus said, as the two bounty hunters were about to leave to go to his home bar when Savannah made a noise.
“You need something?” Klaus asked.
“Yeah aren’t you forgetting something?” Savannah asked in an annoyed manner.
It took a few seconds for Klaus to remember when he said, “Oh yeah that’s right our date.”
Klaus looked at James and said, “Sorry dude we won’t be able to get wasted tonight so we’ll have to postpone it and I have to get ready for the date.”
“Its fine and you know I might actually live in TK city for a while.”
“Really?” Klaus asked.
“Yeah I mean I know it’s only my first day here and all, though but I think I’ll be happy here if I get a place here.”
“Then go for it.” Klaus said.
“Great, I’m immediately going to look for a place now.” James said as he walked out the door.
“Well better get ready for the date.” Klaus said as he put his arm around Savannah.
“Good and also make sure you get one of your friends to baby-sit Junior.”
“Right…. I’ll do that in a bit.” Klaus said as he walked upstairs.
(TK Therapist’s South Office)
“Well Zach I have to say you’re making quite the improvement since the past two weeks. I mean you’re going out more, you’re exercising, and I even heard you might go back being the football coach again.” Dr. Ross said as he looked from his papers and smiled to Zach who was sitting on the couch.
“Yeah I have haven’t I?” Zach said in a depressed manner.
Dr. Ross looked at his patient and said, “Look I know loosing someone who was close to you was hard for you. But you have to realize that there will be someone else out there for you. I know you won’t believe right now but it will happen and you’ll be extremely happy when you do find that someone else.”
“Yeah. Thanks mom.”
Dr. Ross looked at his watch and said, “Well I guess that about covers it for today so I’ll see you next week.”
“Yeah see you then.”
“Also one more thing. Make sure go see your friends I’m sure they’ll be more than happy to see you.”
Zach nodded and walked out of the office. Zach walked down the hallway when he saw a familiar face, a familiar face of a certain gorilla he knew. The man walked casually passed him with Zach saying, “Hey man.”
Mist replied with saying, “Hey.” The gorilla then continued to walk towards the therapist’s office.
Zach got into his car and then turned on the ignition and began to drive back home.
(Nick’s apartment at 1:15 PM)
Nick smiled to himself that he has not only the day off from working at his job being as an office assistant but from the University due to some hobo setting the library on fire. Nick just shrugged it off, as his smile grew even bigger when the Firefly menu showed up on his TV. The man grabbed his remote and pressed play all and now Nick can enjoy himself watching his favorite TV show.
Only half way through an episode, Nick heard a knock on the door; he then paused it and got up to answer the door. The man opened the door to see Marisa standing in front of him.
Nick looked confused but yet smiled that a friend has visited him but he then asked, “Marisa can I help you something?”
Marisa looked at him in a somewhat upset manner and said, “Can I come in?”
“Yeah sure come right in.” Nick said as he gestured for her to come in.
The two walked over to the couch and sat on it. They continued to sit on the couch without saying a word for a few minutes until Nick decided to break the ice.
“So what’s the problem?”
Marisa looked at him and said in an upset manner, “Its just Kristijan being an asshole as usual and that the others aren’t helping and I was hoping you could comfort me.”
Nick took a moment to think about what he was going to say as he then said, “I’m sure Alex, Jake, and Lea tried to help resolve the matter right?”
“Alex tried to keep the peace by going neutral but he expected me to apologize to that asshole.”
“Hey I don’t blame you because Kristijan has been getting on my nerves lately with all his “I deserve every girl in the world because they’re Kristijansexual and that none of you guys deserve them because you’re not like me.” I seriously hate that!”
“I know right! I also hate when he says that whenever any girl refuses him he instantly calls them a lesbian.”
“Oh that’s load of crap!”
“I know thank you! I mean it’s like not all women are lesbians like in your fantasy world. Also you look at some of our friends like Lea she is clearly in love with Jake, Remilia is in love with Cesar, Reptzilu is in love with Razor and Savannah went back to Klaus so yeah there’s proof that not all women are lesbian or “Kristijansexual”.
“Exactly! But of course he’ll say something like this. “Oh they’re just denying that they’re lesbians because they don’t want to admit because they just don’t want to give into their nature.”
“He would defiantly do something like that.”
Nick put a hand on Marisa’s shoulder and said, “Again I’m really sorry that Kristijan is being an ass again.”
“It’s not your fault or anything or anything it’s just I’m sorry that I’ve became an interruption for your plans today.” Marisa said as she looked over at the paused TV show on the TV.
“Hey its no biggie, I’ve always have time for my friends especially a friend like you and besides you’re always fun to talk to.”
Marisa blushed as her face turned red in a few seconds and said, “Really? You think so?”
“Yeah I do.”
“Thank you…. That uh… means a lot.”
The two sat there for a moment smiling at each other when Marisa quickly leaned forward to Nick and gave him a kiss on his lips. She then pulled back real fast and blushed while Nick was left confused.
Nick took a moment to think and then asked, “What was that for?”
“I don’t know…. It was probably disrespectful of me doing that.” Marisa stopped when she saw Nick just staring at her unknown to her that he was smiling at what just happened.
Marisa still embarrassed at her action she said, “Again I’m sorry for what I just did and I’ll go if you want me to.”
She then began to get off from the couch when she felt a hand on her shoulder gently pulling her back down to the couch. Marisa then turned around to look at Nick smiling at her.
“No, please stay here. I enjoyed that.”
“You… you did?”
Marisa smiled as she leaned forward to him and gave him another kiss in return he put his hands her back and began to rub them. The two continued with their love making as Nick simply not even looking just turned the tv off and kept focusing on Marisa who was now on top of Nick. The two then shared an evening with kisses, laughs, and more.
(Authors Note: Sorry for not continuing on with this part, you all get the idea on what happens and onto the next part!)
5:00 PM at William’s house
“Come on! Punch harder!” William roared out.
“I can’t!” Razor cried out as he dropped to the ground and began to bawl like a baby with his girlfriend running over to him and cradling with in her arms.
‘What do you mean you can’t?!”
“I just can’t do it!”
“So you’re telling me! That you can grab a gun and shoot pump full of led on robots but you’re afraid of a mother fugly green kid!?”
“William stop!” Reptzilu said angrily as she was still cradling her boyfriend.
“See that’s another thing! You baby him to much!”
“William that’s enough!”
“No when is it that everyone will stop babying him? You! Zach! Everyone else! The only person who seemed to at least attempt to treat him like a man was Klaus by giving him his guns in his will. But where did they end up? In the goddamn dump!”
“William, please!” Reptzilu cried out as Razor’s crying became even worse.
William then kneeled down to the crying Razor, grabbed his face and looked straight in the eyes, “See what you’re doing! You’re making everything worse!”
“No I’m not!”
“The hell you are! You’re pathetic you know that? When ever you get in a fight with Gabara you have to run away, let yourself be bullied or have one of us deal with him!”
Razor continued to cry as he kept hearing William yelling at him, “I’m tired of this shit! You’re a weak minded toady that all you do is just be a pussy the whole skreeonk entire time!”
Razor soon felt tears coming down from his eyes and he felt that his sadness now turned into anger. Razor then got his hands off the ground and soon yelled at William “Shut the skreeonk up!”
The now angry teenager punched his best friend in the nose instantly breaking it and sending the off guard William into a wall. Reptzilu then looked at the berserked Razor and William soon regained his balance and began to feel his nose.
Razor’s anger began to drop a bit but was still angry with William but he did managed to say, “Thanks.”
“But you broke my skreeonk nose.” William said as he now stuck a Kleenex in his now bleeding nose.
“Serves you right.” Reptzilu said as she ran over to Razor to give him a hug when William called.
“No he still needs to be angry!”
“Why?” Reptzilu asked.
“So he can still train.”
“No absolutely not! Razor just calm down and we can have some pudding now.” Reptzilu attempted to persuade Razor into calming down but her boyfriend let out a roar and charged at the punching bag.
Both William and Reptzilu couldn’t believe as they saw Razor throwing god knows how many punches on that punching bag to the point where it then flown into a wall. The teenage boy continued to breath in an out when he then let out a roar that could be heard all the way outside of the house.
Razor then dropped to his knees and felt a hand on his shoulder when he turned around and heard William say, “I think you’re ready.”
“All you have to do is just be pissed of and you’ll be able to kick his ass.”
“Thanks.” Razor then saw William offering his hand to get up and he took it.
The now standing teen then saw his girlfriend running over to hug and instantly grabbed her. He then began to swing her around in circles and immediately gave her a smooch on the lips.
Reptzilu then giggled and said, “Razor you’re even more sexier now when you prove you show off you’re secret strength.”
“I know baby! Now let’s have some pudding puddin.”
Razor and Reptzilu had their arms over each other and walked out of the room with William face palming himself and still felt more blood coming out of his nose to the point where it surpassed the tissues he put in.
“Oh dear.” William said as then passed out of the ground due to blood loss.
(8:00 PM at Alex’s apartment)
“Hey thanks again for allowing Jr to stay over here for the night while me and the girlfriend go out for a date night.” Klaus said while giving Klaus Jr’s bag full of supplies for the night.
“Hey no problem man. It’s always a pleasure to watch your kid but you do remember our arrangement.”
“Right! I’ll do whatever you want me to. But no sex stuff!”
“Agreed and excellent!”
“Now Jr, I want you to be a good boy while uncle Alex will baby-sit you.”
“Oh how sweet! I’m apart of the family now.” Alex said in a joking manner.
Klaus looked at Alex and said, “Shut up.”
“Now like I said Jr, be a good boy for Alex.”
“Okay daddy but I have a question.”
“What is it?”
Klaus frowned and looked up at Alex as he responded, “Don’t look at me I defiantly did not say that.”
“Moving on but you’ll know that when you get older and now have a good time with Alex.”
Jr smiled and ran over to Alex and gave him a hug. Alex returned the hug as Klaus began walking away from the patio and into his car with both of them waving at each other. The bounty hunter returned the wave and got into his car with Savannah as they drove off. Both Alex and Jr walked inside the apartment.
Jr ran around to the couch to sit on it while Alex put Jr’s stuff by the couch and walked over towards the couch.
“Alright so what do you do?” Alex asked.
Jr sat there for a moment and said, “I want to explore your house.”
“Sure we can do that.”
Jr then hoped off the couch and began to walk with Alex through the apartment. The first place they went to was the kitchen.
“So here’s the kitchen where, skreeonk it you know what’s in here.”
“Oh! You said a bad word!”
“Eh who cares!”
“Mommy says we aren’t allowed to say skreeonk.”
“You just said it.”
“Oh…. skreeonk! skreeonk! skreeonk!” Jr giggled.
“See for you, you’re not allowed to say it because you’re still a little kid.”
“No I’m not! I’m a big boy.”
“How old are you?”
“Ooh! Watch out guys we’ve got a badass over here.”
“You just said another bad word.”
“Whatever! Lets just go to another room.”
The two then walked into Alex’s room and Jr looked at the many posters in his room such as Halo Reach, Mass Effect 3, and a few Godzilla posters. Jr looked around the room and saw a few posters, he noticed they were ladies and was curious.
“Why are there pictures of ladies in your room?”
Alex turned around to answer the boy’s question when he said, “Well I think they’re hot.”
“Oh no! We have to get water for them!” Jr yelled out as he began to run for water.
“Wait why!” Alex said as he quickly grabbed Jr who was trying to run for water.
“So they won’t be hot anymore and they can being cooled down.”
“No. No. When I mean hot, I mean they’re cute looking.”
“Oh!” Jr then pointed at posters of Tali’Zorah and Harley Quinn and Jessica Alba.
“Yes they are hot.”
“They’re very hot, so no water?”
“No water.” Alex said as he patted Jr on the head. “I want to watch a movie.”
“No just no.”
“It’s a bad movie.”
“No it’s not!” Jr yelled.
“Jr don’t you talk to me like that! Alex yelled out.
Alex realized JR didn’t respond to anything instead heard a small sniff and looked down to see him looking up at him with water filling his eyes.
Jr’s eyes watered even more with tears now coming down from his face.
“Come on please stop?”
Jr’s tears started coming down fast as Alex then said, “We can watch Godzilla vs Megalon if you want.”
“I don’t want to watch Megalon! That one is stupid!” JR yelled out and dropped the ground and started bawling.
“Please Jr stop crying. Please.” Alex said but it was no use as the little kid was still crying so hard that he didn’t want any of the neighbors to hear him especially the lady gaga loving old man.
Though of course he also wanted Jr to stop crying because his ears were starting ring in pain and annoyance.
After what seemed hours of the little kid crying, Alex finally yelled out, “Fine! We’ll watch Godzilla’s Revenge.”
Jr then stopped crying, looked up, grew a smile and jumped up. “Okay!”
The little kid then ran over to the couch and waited for Alex to set the movie up. Alex groaned as he put the movie in and sat down at the couch with Jr. The movie then started up and the man pressed play and it started to play. As soon as the music started Jr smiled with joy and was dancing to that lame opening music.
Alex groaned in boredom and said quietly, “Well at least he didn’t want to watch GINO but Damnit! Klaus you’re going to owe me big time and that I can promise the favor you’ll owe me, you won’t like it at all!”
The man then started laughing evilly when Jr yelled out, “Shush! I’m trying to watch the little girl with the yellow hat in short shorts getting beat up by that ugly man lady.”
“Sorry.” Alex said as he then ran his hands together evilly and began to laugh evilly quietly.
“Will you be quiet!” JR yelled out.
September 18th, Squidwheel High School at 7:45 AM
“You ready for this Razor?” Williams asked as he patted Razor on the shoulder.
“Ready.” Razor said as William pointed out to Gabara walking into the quad area near the cafeteria, minding his own business.
Reptzilu put her hands on her boyfriend’s shoulders and asked, “You still sure you want to do this?”
“For the fiftieth time, yes. It’s the only way for him to stop harassing us.”
“Then go make us proud.” Reptzilu said as she then gave Razor a smooch on the lips.
Razor pumped himself up and began to walk angrily towards Gabara who didn’t not noticed him.
“GABARA!” Razor roared out.
“Who said tha….” Before Gabara can finish his question he was sent collapsing towards the ground from Razor’s fist.
The green skinned bully looked up to see his nemesis standing above him and growled. Razor was about to punch the downed Gabara when he quickly grabbed the nerd’s fist and swung him into a trashcan.
Reptzilu gasped in shock from Razor getting injured as Gabara then got up and began to walk towards the kid.
Razor struggled to get up as Gabara walked towards him angrily saying, “So you think you can take me on now?”
Razor merely groaned and managed to get one leg up as Gabara then pushed him down to the ground. The kid groaned in pain while the green skinned teen walked closer to him and kicked him in the ribcage.
The teenage boy screamed in intense pain as he felt a few of his shattering. Gabara laughed at his nemesis’ pain and said, “You were always weak! Don’t your kind always learn! You can never beat up the jocks! A nerd’s place is to be punching bags and kissing our Asses!”
Gabara finished yelling and then let out a roar. He then launched his fist up high and then aimed it down to collide into Razor’s face but at the last minute the teenage boy grabbed his fist.
Everyone who was watching the fight had shocked expressions on their faces as Razor not only grabbed Gabara’s fist but also was now using both hands to grab onto it.
“Not so weak now! Huh?” Razor yelled out as Gabara growled in anger trying to punch him with his other fist but luckily he got it in mid air.
Razor now occupying both of Gabara’s fists quickly used both his feet and air stomped Gabara’s privates and sent him crashing into a tree. The teenage boy got up and limped towards the downed ugly green skinned ginger.
Both Reptzilu and William began to cheer for Razor as he now had the upper hand while some other kids smiled at the surprising outcome of the fight so far. Razor continued limping towards the now injured Gabara who now had some scars on his back and the back of his head was now bleeding.
The boy then arrived at Gabara, readying to throw a punch at him when Gabara launched his elbow onto Razor’s skinny arm, instantly breaking it. The teenage boy screamed in pain to the point where tears were coming out of his eyes and was limping away, tending to his broken arm.
Gabara began laughing in satisfaction, as this is the most harm he was able to do to him. He then got up and charged towards the limping Razor and punched him in the back. Again Razor screamed in pain and annoyance that he responded by back kicking Gabara in the gut and causing him to fall down to the ground.
Razor temporarily happiness with his kick was short lived Gabara quickly got back up and pounced on him, pinning him to the ground.
Gabara began to punch Razor multiple times in the face and in his stomach. “You’ve done better than I expected!”
Gabara threw another punch at Razor’s face, causing blood to come out.
“You’ve proved you’re aren’t that much of a little bitch anymore!”
Gabara elbowed Razor’s stomach, causing him to barf a little.
“But you still can’t beat me!”
The green skinned kid gave out another punch but this time it was in Razor’s privates for revenge. The punch caused Razor to scream and then causing him to weave in pain.
Reptzilu was starting to cry as she watched him getting beat up and was about to run over to help when William put a hand on her shoulder.
“Don’t! Razor can handle this.”
“No! He can’t! We have to help him!” Reptziliu yelled out as she struggled to get out of William’s grasp.
“No! I said Razor can handle this.”
Gabara continuing punching Razor even to the point of breaking his nose, another part of his ribcage, and breaking part of his leg. Razor groaned in pain and tried to hold in screaming but eventually gave in as Gabara just laughed out loud.
The green skinned kid grabbed the bruised up Razor and looked at him directly into his eyes and said, “Any last words before I send you into an a coma?”
Razor began to gasp as Gabara wanted to hear what he had to say so he loosens his grasp on him as Razor said, “Hey look! Some one is selling electric energy!”
“Where!” Gabara yelled out as he dropped Razor and began to look around.
The green skinned kid then roared in sudden pain when he realized that Razor struck his sharp fingernails into Gabara’s neck and causing blood to spill out. Gabara was about to punch Razor when the boy quickly pulled out his nails and instantly stabbed the green skinned kid in the stomach.
Gabara roared in pain as Razor stuck his nails down farther into his stomach until blood started to spill out. Gabara pissed off of Razor stabbing him, punched Razor in the face and causing him to fall into the ground.
Gabara began to walk towards the downed Razor and was about to attack him when he started too loose his vision as he realized that he was loosing consciousness. He then fell down to the ground, bloody and battered.
Razor realized that he actually won the battle, gave out a small smile as he then got up to celebrate his victory but felt pain down in his leg as he then realized it was broken. Razor then decided that lying down is fine but he then heard some saying, “Hold on! We’re coming to get you.”
Razor turned his head to the calling and saw his two best friends running up to him and saw Reptzilu saying, “We’ve got you.”
Reptzilu and William got Razor off the ground and supported him up. “I knew you’d do it!”
“You’ve earned it pal and great job on finally kicking that low life’s ass.” William said giving him a pat on the back.
“Oh puddin!” Reptzilu said sweetly as Razor looked at her when Reptzilu then said in an angry tone, “Don’t you ever do that ever again!”
“I’m sorry Repti but like William said, I had to it and I succeed.”
Reptzilu still gave him a stern look when Razor said, “Just with a few broken bones that’s all.”
“Come Reptzilu, Razor won and now we’ll never be bothered again so I say he did a great job.”
Reptzilu was still angry as Razor’s injuries but realized that William was right and decided not to press on the matter. Instead she gave him a big kiss and left Razor smiling.
The three continued to stand there when they saw two girls running up to them as one of them said, “Oh my god! You’ve kicked his ass! Do you want to go out with us Razor?”
Razor stared at them and silently said, “Hubba hubba.”
Reptzilu looked at Razor with a jealous look when Razor said, “You know ladies. I would like to introduce you to my friend, William here.”
“How you doing ladies?” William said coolly.
“You’re cute!” One of the girls said as the two girls wrapped their arms around his and began to walk off with him.
“Thanks man!” William said.
“Anytime friend!” Razor said as he waved his hand.
“Well what do you want to do now?” Reptzilu asked as she hugged Razor.
“Yeah I was thinking of…” Razor was interrupted when they heard a familiar voice calling up to him.
The both of them turned around and saw Zach walking up them.
“Zach!” They both called out as he ran up to them.
Zach noticing all of Razor’s injuries, said, “Jesus Christ! What the hell happened to you?”
The couple pointed to the unconscious Gabara as Zach then said, “Oh! Did you do that Razor?”
Zach began to laugh as he then said, “Nice! Hey, lets go get some ice cream and you can tell me all what happened in the fight.”
“Yeah sure why not. But can you take me to the hospital?” Razor asked as he then threw up on the ground.
“Yeah lets get you to the hospital.” Zach said as then picked up Razor while the three of them walked towards his car.
“Hey Zach?” Reptzilu asked.
“Are you done with therapy?”
“No not yet but luckily I’m able to work again.”
“That’s good. So anything interesting happen today?”
“No not really but I did walk past Mist yesterday after my therapy session.”
“Oh how is Mist?”
“Do you think we’ll be able to see what’s he doing?”
“Eh…. Maybe next time.” Zach said as the three got into the car and drove off towards the hospital.
September 18th, Klaus’ house at 10:00 AM.
Klaus was relaxing on his couch, watching a good old episode of Transformers G1 when he heard the doorbell rang.
“Wonder who that could be?” The bounty hunter asked as he got up to answer the door.
Klaus opened up the door and saw Alex standing outside. “Hey buddy!” Alex said.
“Hey.” Klaus said in a confused manner. “What are you doing here?”
“Well remember that favor that you said you would do for me?”
“Well time to pay up.”
Klaus sighed and said, “What do you want?”
“One of your sniper rifles. Doesn’t matter which one, just as long as it’s accurate and it fires good.”
“Sure man! You could have told me that.”
“Oh well, the damage is done.” Alex said as he walked in as Klaus was looking around for a good sniper.
“So… what are you using it for?”
“Oh you know, hunting.”
“What do you plan to today?”
“Nothing much, just planning to watch TV all day.”
“Nice! Where are Jr and Savannah.”
“Jr is at Kindergarten and Savannah is at work.”
“And here is your SR.”
Alex took the sniper rifle in his hands and said, “Thanks. Now I’ll be taking my leave.”
The man then walked out of Klaus’ house, as Klaus said, “No problem and have fun!”
The bounty hunter then closed the door and sat back down to watch TV when it went to commercial.
‘Damnit another commercial.” Klaus said.
“We’re live at TK city! Announcing a famous musician that started with a hit song in 2012 and it’s been about six years. You know him as…”
“Oh skreeonk!” Klaus yelled out as he now realized what Alex meant by needing the sniper rifle.
TK 1st Street (10:30 AM)
Music was traveling around the street, as it was a parade filled with singers and bands such ACDC, Lady Gaga and even a holographic Beatles band were walking down a street.
People cheered as they heard their favorite musicians playing their music when Alex climbed up the ladder to a high story building and sat up shop.
Alex put the sniper on the edge of the building and zoomed in looking among the crowd for his target. “Alright you fat skreeonk, where are you?”
“Now Linda! Here comes the man of the hour, your one and only PSY!”
Psy hopped up on the stage and began dancing and singing, “WHOOPA GANGNAM STYLE!”
Instantly everyone began following his dancing and was now singing that horrible song. Alex then put ear mittens on to drown out the noise and aimed the sniper rifle right at his big head.
“Say your last whoopa!” Alex yelled out as he fired his sniper rifle at PSY and instantly his head exploded into pieces.
Alex looked at the now headless man and said, “Oh my god! We’re free! Now we’ll never have to be suggested to crappy music ever again!”
Everyone down on the street was shocked to see their “leader” dead and even some began to cry, Alex continued to smile when someone ran up to the dead body.
“What do we do now?” The man asked in a scared manner.
Everyone began to talk to each other until one man ran up to everyone and said, “Guys I’ve found a solution!”
Then the man pulled out a boombox and yelled out, “Behold!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg
Everyone gasped and soon instantly began to dance to the music. Alex heard the music and saw everyone was now dancing to this shitty music.
Alex then got up to his feet and yelled out, “GOD skreeonk DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” As everyone was still continuing to dance to the music.
Wizard of Oz Comparisons
Alex- Wizard of Oz
Remilia- Wicked Witch of the West
Savannah- Glinda the Good witch
Asmodeus- Evanora the Wicked Witch of the East
Zach- The Master Tinker