Flygon King wrote:If that is the case... then have what is up there be a massive storage of gold, hidden away from the rest of the world.
*snaps fingers* A religious statue! Made of pure gold! Yes! And the village prays to the statue, but they fear outsiders. That's why it's protected by the best martial artists in the world! But then...oh no, I won't say more.

You'll have to read it on your own!
And I already solved the latter issue, so this thread is currently problem-free.
kikomia wrote:Flygon King wrote:Who wouldn't want that?

Me, Myself and I.
Must've had a horrible shmelting accident with gold...

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