Absolute proof that I am TK's equivalent of Shakesphere! (Repost) (Please Don't ban me GvJ)

[Saansilt]

Repost of my master piece of master pieces, it's life cruelly cut short by the heinously evil moderators of the forum as they are evil scientifically because of science done by science people known as scientists who do science.

BEHOLD MY MASTERY OF LITERATURE AND SHOW ME NAUGHT BUT ADORATION!

VEGA IZ DA BEST

Okay okay...
One day there was this admin
And he was cool!
He built this place with a keyboard and used it like a hammer and a screwdriver and a drill and a saw and a glue gun and a and a and...
A KEYBOARD!
All was really cool. He made gamws and thingas.
But one day this happened:

Vega DA BEST: It is November, I will do the thing!

Da stupi forum membas: NO VEGA! DON'T DO THE THING!

Vega DA BEST: YOU ARE TOO LATE! I! DID! THE! THING!

Da stupi forum membas: Vega = Stalin!

And then Vega left for a long time. A really long time. A really really long time! A really really really long time that lasted a long time, like a really long time! I might even run out these dot thingies if I keep describing how long!

! <------ That is a dot thingie fir those of you who are stupi and can't read english or American.

The forum was ravaged (SEE I USED A BIG WORD!) by a hacker. Vega was called back to fix it again.

Vega DA BEST: MY CHILDREN I HAVE RETURNED!

Da stupi forum membas: Yay!!!!!!!!! Go away now that you fix our forum!

Vega DA BEST: but but... i thought you guys needed me

Da stupi forum membas: like a anime fan on prom night! L O L Z X D!!!!!!!

And den Vega left. It was sad. And that is the story, complete qnd unabridged (YAY BIG WORDS!).

Fin
The End
Thanks for reading!

I hope my ending was sophisticated enough!

(BIG! SMART! WORDS!)

[ZinK]

oh okay

[Saansilt]

It was an April Fools joke.
If you really want to see my good writing, my sig has links to the serious work.

[ZinK]

It was an April Fools joke.
If you really want to see my good writing, my sig has links to the serious work.

I'm aware.