WRITERS OF THE WORMHOLE DISCUSSION

[Godzilla The King]

In a galaxy of rogues, only the greatest can survive. But this adventure proves...otherwise. In a galaxy torn by war you've seen what Earth Writers can do, now let's see what SPACE Writers do! Watch as they take on a man with rustled jimmies, watch the Pirate Bay do some hilarious hijinks. Our heroes, our writers, our...fuck it I don't know who the hell these guys are? Hoodlums, bitches, assdicks? Fuck if I know! This is...WRITERS OF THE WORMHOLE!

Welcome all this is the 3rd entry of the Emissaries series and first not to be written by GvJ. This is a parody of the Guardians of the Galaxy, this should one of the lighest entries in this series. You'll all see why soon enough, to quote Ultron, "I'm gonna show you something beautiful."

CHARACTER LIST

MARK LEITNER (Star-Lord)

ROARK THE ONE WHO EXQUISITELY DESTROYS THOSE DEFINED AS FOE (Drax)

FEKKIT FOX(Rocket)

Name: Fekkit the Fox

Age: 30 human years (due to advanced genetics)

Gender: Male

Battle Armor/attire: Duracal Dem-Blocker Shield Plating (Mk2) -- Built in Rushing Baugh, a factory town just south of Hannitysville, this powerful armor is lightweight but can block even the toughest kinetic rounds and deflect low- to submedium-strength energy blasts. Comes with 10 built-in holsters, two of which are incredibly well hidden.

Superpowers (Optional): Is a living fox. Can steal things easily, and can offend literally anyone without even trying.

Weapons:
- DNLDco 20xl “Trumpcard” Offensive Guns (x2): Spouts awful rhetoric in the form of neural-activation energy. Simultaneously fires nonconductive field-penetrating rounds.
- Beck Blaster (x2): His custom triple-barrel weapon, it can fire off whatever conspiracy related bullshit Fekkit wants at “liberals” (basically any target) and rack their minds with terrible headaches.
- DLRSine 195 “Trickle-Down” Poison Guns (x2): Shoots out canisters of toxic gas which stick to walls and very slowly pour the incredibly potent gas down upon their poor victims.
- Haley & Burton DPH2O-C[l] “Drillbaby” Drills (x2): Close-quarters drill-tipped spears. Simple enough.
- LaPierre .95 (x2): A powerful pair of kinetic guns, illegal on Rotanta. Comes with spear-tipped bullets and virtually infinite rounds. Usually pulled out of the hidden holsters with the phrase “Second Amendment Rights, bitch” spoken before use.

Appearance: An upright fox. Not an anthropomorphized fox. A genuinely upright-walking but otherwise normal fox, wearing combat armor. Has a slight scowl and a few scars around the ears. Wears steel-toed boots and his Battle Armor.

Personality: Fekkit is far, far-right on pretty much every issue. Arrogant, self-absorbed, and with a truly holier-than-thou attitude, Fekkit is prone on ranting and saying the most uncouth things whilst still seeing himself as the rational one.

Starting Point: Fekkit was born outside of Varneysville, a town on the Business County face of Bullshit Mountain—the most prominent land feature on planet Ailes. Growing up, he was raised on the notions of neoconservativism, religious conservativism, and most other radical inanities which come out of Earth’s very own Fox News channels. Working his way to the capital of Ailes (unsurprisingly called Foxnuz), he bought himself a spacecraft and flew off to spread the word on conservative values to Wikipedia Plaza on the council’s capital planet of Rotanta. It is here where he gets arrested for “obstruction of freedom” and “offensive everything”.

EYECANDI (Gamora)

Name: Eyecandi
Age: 20 in Skartan, 800 years human
Gender: Female
Battle Armor/attire:
Battle Armor: Elastex Carbocallium-Alloy Suit -- an all-black bodysuit made of a remarkable elastic metallic substance. Can withstand point-blank kinetic fire and ultramedium-strength energy blasts. Has sterling silver details and sparsely-placed indigo lines.
Undercover Attire: Emerald green plunging dress-gown. Because Skartans have some serious sense of fashion.
Weapons:
Her Looks: We’re absolutely certain that they can kill.
SkartTek Long-Range Snipper Rifle: This weapon is a combination of kinetic and energetic. Rounds are packed with quantum-pellets. When fired, the end of the barrel will “snip” the round in half and deliver the round to two places in the victim. The median plane between the two points of impact will then be sliced by a quantum explosion. The latter action is called “snipping”.
Skartana: A pen-like object which can reveal itself to be a large machete-like triple-edged knife. The third edge is very close to the bottom edge and runs parallel to it.
Slomosin “THWIP!” Silenced Pistol: A compact silenced pistol. Hidden somewhere. Don’t ask where; you will be kicked in the face.
(Technically not a weapon, but she is very much skilled in CQC without weaponry.)
Appearance: Eyecandi is a Skartan, a species of green-skinned humanoid which was notorious for their enthralling physical beauty and romantic conducts with various species. She has quite the body. And green skin….And smoky blue eyes...And black locks of hair...too bad they’re all but extinct.
Personality: Being a Skartan Vixen Assassin (her job description), she is what could be described as tsundere at times. Though she’s willing to fight for whatever she must. Even if it’s as simple as getting in someone’s pants and then killing their partner/victim.
Starting Point: Eyecandi was the last survivor of the Great Skartan Disappearance, which made her relatively normal life gain a new level of intrigue.

UTENSIL (Groot)

G'REZZ(Yondu)

Name: G'rezz Kartrus (Grez, Grezzy, Grezzinator, THE GREZZMASTER, GREZZMANIA)

Age: 75 (Roughly equal to 50's)
Gender: Male

Battle Armor/attire (Optional): He wears Natarian raider armor, red with some light purple elements. The armor allows him to move slightly faster.

Superpowers (Optional): As all Natarians, G'rezz can fire out his long finger claws at his enemy, they take a while to grow back though.

Weapons: BFG-45, this thing packs a punch.

Appearance: Like all Natarians, G'rezz is a knuckle-walker, semi-bipedal aliens with tails. They have an endoskeleton and an exoskeleton, made to protect them from the elements of their harsh home, Nataria. Long claws form from these huge hands. 7ft tall.

Personality:G'rezz is a bit of a control freak, surprisingly since he raised Mark. G'rezz loves to talk on and on about his adventures as a writer. He and Mark share a goal of writing a story for themselves. He's a bit of an asshole too but he directs it at the right people. That's what he says.

Background Info: G'rezz is a theif, stealing ancient pieces of writing to find the ultimate writing device. He was kicked off of his homeworld 98 times for "theft, forgery, attempted murder, intoxication, public indecency and intimacy with banned race." What a load of bullshit, anyway, he raised Mark for most of his adult life.

RUSSELL (Ronin)

WHO (Korath)

The Bios will be posted as they are finished. Get hyped, guys.

[M.U.T.O.]

I better get on writing this shit.

[GodzillavsJason]

I'll tell you guys this.

You guys are in for a treat. Probably the funniest one in the franchise just from what we talked about.

[SpanishBulldog63]

So much teasing about this. I'm really looking forward to this!

[Godzilla The King]

Added in two of the bios, one of, what I think will be, a fan favorite and another of our Yondu equivelant.

[M.U.T.O.]

And introducing Eyecandi! Kinda makes you feel warm inside.

[Godzilla The King]

Prologue and first chapter should be up in a week or so!

[M.U.T.O.]

[GodzillavsJason]

That looks simple, but yet awesome and funny at the same time.

Good work.

[Godzilla The King]

The first Chapter may actually be out very soon, progress is being made.

[GodzillavsJason]

I said it once and I'll say it again, This is awesome! I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

I think everyone can say after reading this that Writers is in good hands.

Great job, GTK and MUTO.

[NSZ]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, YES!

[Godzilla The King]

Thanks for all the positive feedback.

I suppose it's obvious that my favorite bit to write was the ending of the Chapter, hm? I saw an opportunity and had to take it.

[pta917]

The hype was worth it!
Got to say that was very nice.

[M.U.T.O.]

Well done, GTK. Well done.
I have to commend him for the comedy for sure. He's the master of that amongst the two of us.

[SpanishBulldog63]

That was great! So much hype, so worth it!

[Godzilla The King]

IT'S HERE

[GodzillavsJason]

Well done GTK! This was quite the excellent chapter. Full of hilarity just like the first one.

Also, I lost my shit with Space Skype and Tommy Wiseau and of course Fekkitt.

Another thing to comment is that you might want to update on the character bios.

[Godzilla The King]

...Oh, right. Bios...RIGHT..

[NSZ]

Oh god, Tommy Wiseau as the AI? I'd fly my ship straight into the nearest sun and steal a new one!