WRITERS OF THE WORMHOLE DISCUSSION

[pta917]

Great chapter guys.

[Godzilla The King]

Oh god, Tommy Wiseau as the AI? I'd fly my ship straight into the nearest sun and steal a new one!

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, NSZ!"

Would you sacrifice a ship called the McFly? It has Wi-Fi too!

[M.U.T.O.]

Judging, by the positive feedback, this story...

...just got its second amendment rights, bitches.

[Godzilla The King]

Goddammit, MUTO!

I think this will become a pool of inside jokes.

[Godzilla The King]

Mirroring Marvel, I may put up a little preview to the next chapter at some point this week. If you know Guardians, you should all know why this next chapter is huge in terms of impact in the Emissaries universe.

[Godzilla The King]

PREVIEW: This World Just Got That Much Bigger

Unknown Place in SPACE, Don’t Ask for a Better Subtitle

Russell paced around a waiting room, waiting for the call. It was a small fuzzy, kind of place with motivational posters everywhere, free Wi-Fi and home to a galactic dictator that has enslaved millions of races. His boss would be calling soon and he had a lot to talk about such as Eyecandi’s failure and them losing the Sphere to a human. He honestly hated his boss and for good reason too, his was a bit of a dick. His SPACE Skype rang, though he was sure it wasn’t his boss.

He answered and was greeted by a familiar face, blue skin and a cloak, the Messenger. Russell merely rolled his eyes at the Messenger, causing him to growl.

“You have failed our master, shamed his legacy and even-”

“Why can’t he say it himself?” Russell shot back at the Messenger. “Is he scared? Scared of what I can do? How about I meet him myself?”

“YOU DARE INSULT THE GRAND IMPERATOR OF DARKNESS? WE SHOULD HAVE YOU KILLED, ERASED FROM HISTORY! GONE!”


There was a deep laugh coming from behind the pawn and a whisper too. The look on the pawn’s face could be described as horrified and annoyed at the same time. He then turned back to the screen and cleared his throat.

“Very well, you will get your meeting with the Imperator. Then you will see how wrong you are. You will be ash-”

“Can you just get to the point?!” Russell snarled at the Messenger and crossed his arms.

5 Minutes Later

Russell walked up to a grand staircase to wait seem to be an office chair, a long, black finger was peeking out from the sides of the chair. The Messenger was there as well, crossing his arms in annoyance. Russell merely smirked and spoke.

“You still hide behind your Messenger, Imperator. Are your really that much of a whiny bitch?” He said with a smug look on his face. The being in the chair remained silent, prompting Russell to laugh. The Messenger merely waited before speaking.

“Just as I told you, you are not worth the Imperator’s time, you are nothing but a blip on his radar. YOU ARE NOTHING TO HIM!” He spoke waving his arms.

“Nah, he’s just a little bitch and you know it. This guy’s a very shitty leader, he’s-” The Berserker spoke before stopping.

The hand that was poking out of the chair was making a hand-puppet gesture while laughing at Russell, he stopped when he realized he was the only one laughing. The chair turned…

[NSZ]

Where's the Lie, Though?: The Chapter

[Godzilla The King]

Pfffft, thanks NSZ. MUTO and I were waiting on that joke for a LONG time, we had it planned all the way back to the beginning.

It was an honor to write and flesh-out our

Spoiler:

Thanos equivalent, the snarky asshole.

[GodzillavsJason]

Perfect! I love the Tumblr scenes. You've done well GTK and of course Geihurairav's introduction was hilariously amazing.

Keep up the good work. I'm loving this.

[Godzilla The King]

AFTER A MONTH HIATUS THE WRITERS WILL RETURN THIS WEEK

[Godzilla The King]

This also isn't dead. Delay has been hitting me pretty hard.

[Godzilla The King]

With the news of Guardians 2, I have good news. This should be back in a week!

[Godzilla The King]

Little preview for y'all!

TUMBLR Dry Room, Sector 5PR-Hu-10k

“Now Utensil,” Fekkit groaned, looking over a gaggle of drooling fan-people. “Remind me why we’re here.”

“I am Utensil?” The titan of ticonderoga responded, balling up two graphite fists.

“That’s right. We’re going to knock some sense into these people.”

At that one word -- sense -- all their heads turned.

“S...s-sense?” One of them hissed, voice trembling. “SENSE?”

The entire room erupted into a flurry, with all the occupants hurrying to one wall and tearing at the metal ravenously.

“The fuck are these libbies up to?” the fox said, raising an eyebrow, only to jump back at the sight of a human’s face looking up at him. Only it had no body, only the skull and jaw and the flesh around it. “The fuck is goin’ on? Why aren’t these terrorist heads?”

Utensil tapped the hyperconservative fox’s shoulder and pointed forward. “I...am Utensil…?”

“The FUCK do you want-” Fekkit shouted, only to notice what he was pointing at. “Well fuck all kinds of duck.”

“I am Utensil?”


“IT’S A HEADCANNON!”

A meaty head flew straight between the two and hit the wall, resulting in the chilling sound of cracking bone and splattering brains.

“Well, Utensil, good thing I’ve got these!” Fekkit growled, taking twin pistols out of his armor.

“I am Utensil!”

“YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW!” Fekkit shouted as he fired wildly at the Headcannon.

To little or no effect, it seemed.

“Well...fuck!”

[M.U.T.O.]

Yeah, it's been nearly a year, but...we're closin' in.

[Godzilla The King]

FOR REAL THIS TIME! WE ACTUALLY DID IT!

[GodzillavsJason]

And it was worth the wait! A hilarious breakout with tons of that side character everyone loves to hate: Tumblrina.

Amazing job guys.

[DinoMaster]

Excellent work, I was laughing the entire time of it all. I'm expecting that wall with a shelf though.

And my god the Headcannon

[NSZ]

Bit late in replying, I know (honestly I think that might be due to the year long hiatus eating away at my interest slightly ), but this was good. The Headcannon is probably the second most disturbing thing I've seen this year (No prize for guessing what #1 is ), and I get the feeling that this is not the last we'll see of Tumblrina.

[Demon Lord Gira]

Goddamnit Tumblrina. Just... Goddamnit.

Liking what I read. This sort of stuff isn't my usual forte, but I did enjoy it.