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Do we need to wait for you to tell us when to start or do we just start roasting?
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Alucard wrote:Do we need to wait for you to tell us when to start or do we just start roasting?
You and toho_guy should submit the questions to Giratina93 when he is ready to receive them. Same goes to Hayes.

I'll get the stuff from Giratina and create a mini-episode out of it.
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Welp, I m as ready for them as I will ever be...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! LET THE RIBBING BEGIN!

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OMG I found a fanfic you would die of laughter before you would be able to riff it.

Sadly it seems to have been taken down, but I still extract it from another site. It's in fragments so I'm not sure if it will be complete, but at least the good parts will be there.
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^ PM me and I'll see what we can do. :)
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Oh wait I forgot that TK is a 'kid-friendly' environment.

Yeaaaaaah… on second thoughts, maybe it's such a good idea.
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Overtly pornographic is a no-go, barring very few exceptions. We need an R-rated forum so we can cover that stuff too! :lol:
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Kubo wrote:Overtly pornographic is a no-go, barring very few exceptions. We need an R-rated forum so we can cover that stuff too! :lol:
If I may state something here. Actually there is no actual rule about what content you can put here with the exception of making a story just to bash groups or another user. So in theory you can make a story about whatever you want and not get in trouble if you don't do the two things above, however sexual things (Naughty Naughty :mrgreen: ) you should at least put a warning or two so people don't walk into a minefield.

Essentially put whatever content you want or in this case, riff the shit out of what ever you want.
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GodzillavsJason wrote:
Kubo wrote:Overtly pornographic is a no-go, barring very few exceptions. We need an R-rated forum so we can cover that stuff too! :lol:
If I may state something here. Actually there is no actual rule about what content you can put here with the exception of making a story just to bash groups or another user. So in theory you can make a story about whatever you want and not get in trouble if you don't do the two things above, however sexual things (Naughty Naughty :mrgreen: ) you should at least put a warning or two so people don't walk into a minefield.

Essentially put whatever content you want or in this case, riff the shit out of what ever you want.
I'm at the point where riffing porn is just another normal day for me. Fuck it. if Kubo gives the greenlight, I'm all for it.
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Okay, maaaaybe we'll see some Midnight Features surface. Let's just lay the groundwork first though. :P
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Ooh! Maybe H.A.Y.E.S. can premier some erotic Tom/Tohogei slash fiction then.

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Kubo wrote:Okay, maaaaybe we'll see some Midnight Features surface. Let's just lay the groundwork first though. :P
That's right, Ceasar. We're not above reviewing bad porn fics.
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“Have you and Minerva ever kissed?”

“No?”

“Will you ever kiss?”

“No!”

"Good," purred Tohogei, sliding closer to Tom so that his back was pinned to a wall. Tom's head angled up and his mouth hung ajar, as if tempting the flesh and blood creature's tongue. "I want to be the first."
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HayesAJones wrote:
“Have you and Minerva ever kissed?”

“No?”

“Will you ever kiss?”

“No!”

"Good," purred Tohogei, sliding closer to Tom so that his back was pinned to a wall. Tom's head angled up and his mouth hung ajar, as if tempting the flesh and blood creature's tongue. "I want to be the first."
Aw yeah.

H.A.Y.E.S.: "Warren and ol' Dracs are next on the list. The sexeh list."
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HayesAJones wrote:Ooh! Maybe H.A.Y.E.S. can premier some erotic Tom/Tohogei slash fiction then.
I'd rather die.
Alucard wrote:That's right, Ceasar. We're not above reviewing bad porn fics.
Before anyone asks, Fifty Shades of Grey fan fiction is something we are above.

@ Hayes: That's not accurate at all! It's told in present tense, you dingbat!
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Kubo wrote:
Alucard wrote:That's right, Ceasar. We're not above reviewing bad porn fics.
Before anyone asks, Fifty Shades of Grey fan fiction is something we are above.
Stuff like that doesn't even take effort. Just watch:
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Kubo wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ooh! Maybe H.A.Y.E.S. can premier some erotic Tom/Tohogei slash fiction then.
I'd rather die.
Tch. Fine. My work is clearly too revolutionary for your old fashion savages anyway...

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Don't you two go making me regret my decision to follow through with riffing naughty fan fiction. :lol:
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....WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?!? If you ever do porn, count me out cus that is disgusting.
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