Dude just calm down and lets just listen to what our good friend, Kubo has to say.toho_guy01 wrote:....WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?!? If you ever do porn, count me out cus that is disgusting.
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I'm fine. Just porn is too much for me.GodzillavsJason wrote:Dude just calm down and lets just listen to what our good friend, Kubo has to say.toho_guy01 wrote:....WHO THE skreeonk THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!?!? If you ever do porn, count me out cus that is disgusting.
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If you guys are interested I have a couple of suggestions:
http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Ai-kun_Builds_Gunpla
http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/The_Wo ... s_Fic_Ever
^That second one has Dracula fighting Santa and references three Kurosawa movies.
http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Ai-kun_Builds_Gunpla
http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/The_Wo ... s_Fic_Ever
^That second one has Dracula fighting Santa and references three Kurosawa movies.
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Oh no...ooooh noooo Thanks for the material. We have a pretty decent list of ones ahead of these, but we'll get to them, mark my words.
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Could I be a riffer?
I calculated the odds of this succeeding vs the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead and did it anyways.
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Not currently giving long-term positions, but you could be a guest riffer for an episode in the future. Still waiting to see how everyone's riffs will be before I start naming which episodes can and will have guest stars.Dogbert wrote:Could I be a riffer?
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Okay.Kubo wrote:Not currently giving long-term positions, but you could be a guest riffer for an episode in the future. Still waiting to see how everyone's riffs will be before I start naming which episodes can and will have guest stars.Dogbert wrote:Could I be a riffer?
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Am I only a guest riffer? If I am, I at least appeared in one episode.
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Being a guest was actually what I meant.Dogbert wrote:Okay.Kubo wrote:Not currently giving long-term positions, but you could be a guest riffer for an episode in the future. Still waiting to see how everyone's riffs will be before I start naming which episodes can and will have guest stars.Dogbert wrote:Could I be a riffer?
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Yes, toho_guy, you are a guest star. It was decided by myself and the other current riffers and Alucard will be the long-term/permanent replacement for UltramanGoji.
However, you are of course able to chip in on occasion and help with an episode. I'll be releasing the openings soon, so keep your eyes peeled. Given that you just co-starred, higher priority will be given to those who have not featured before.
However, you are of course able to chip in on occasion and help with an episode. I'll be releasing the openings soon, so keep your eyes peeled. Given that you just co-starred, higher priority will be given to those who have not featured before.
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So I can be a guest star?
Also, some of my older fan fictions might be good on this....God, I was a horrible writer
Also, some of my older fan fictions might be good on this....God, I was a horrible writer
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So did I kill everyone with that fanfic I sent you?
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It hasn't been cast upon the other riffers--saving it for an upcoming season--but I can assure you it's being handled by top men.
Top. Men.
Top. Men.
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We have those? Huh. I thought it was just Hector from Lowe's and Homeless Joe.Kubo wrote:Top. Men.
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He prefers to the name "Uncle Joe", Hayes.
And those were the top men we could get for five bucks and an empty pack of gum. We're on a tight budget, remember.
And those were the top men we could get for five bucks and an empty pack of gum. We're on a tight budget, remember.
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Look, I said I was sorry, okay? How was I suppose to know that mural of my head inside a giant pearl floating through space was going to be so expensive! I mean... it only took up one wall, right?
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HELLO, EVERYONE! It's your favorite riffer, Giratina in the flesh! Now, I know the roast was supposed to be a while back, and I deeply apologise for not having time to deal with it. Everything just got in the way, and it slipped from my mind... but now, let us answer these submitted questions!
1. How old were you when you wrote this?
Well, I was around 14 years of age when I wrote the lovely Raptoris story everyone ripped apart. I was just getting into actual writing, but the idea for it had been floating around in my brain for years. Lets just say I should have gotten some more experience under my belt before trying what you read.
2. Why did you think it was a good idea?
Because I was young and naive at the time. When you are just becoming a teenager, there are no such things as bad ideas, only good ones. And I.. had a really bad mental filter in regards as to what worked, and what didn't. No idea how to characterize people or have a consistent pace and setting... just, nothing but words strung together in a meaningless way.
3. I hate Gary-Stu's. Did you continue to write fanfics about them after this one?
Thankfully, no. I grew out of making such blatantly bad characters, though I moved into a realm just as bad... that of the self insert, which I am afraid to admit lasted until just a few years ago. I know better now... but those early years of writing are a nightmare to look back upon.
4. Can you nod your head so it looks like you're actually answering a question about the fanfiction?
*Nods at a diagonal angle.*
5. Why did you choose a dinosaur as a protagonist?
I like dinosaurs. kids like dinosaurs. Who doesn't like dinosaurs? And at that point... well, I liked nothing more than Dinosaurs. GINO sorta scared me off giant monsters until a few years later due to horrible childhood memories, so I stuck with dinosaurs in most of my very early works... and had no idea what "copyright" meant. Believe me when I say, nothing was out of my reach, and I used whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.
6. Hey, hey, hey... can you spell, "museum" now or not?
Yes, yes I can now.
7. In fact, how long after this story did you learn how to spell in general?
Let's just say my spelling was rather lackluster back then. it took me getting auto correct on one of my previous computers for me to learn how to spell without constant typos that I would mess up all the time... so about a year
8.What kind of accident could give a pair of raptors from Skull Island that many superpowers? A liquid plotanium spill?
I am afraid that would be it. The story made absolutely no sense whatsoever... though the raptors were experimented on and given said powers by mad scientists, so eh.I wasn't very keen on making a logical plot so many years ago.
9. Would you be interesting in co-patenting digital E-woks? I'm not sure what they'll be yet, but anythings with "E" in front of the name tends to be popular. I mean, just about everybody uses e-mail, right? Maybe animated e-cards of Fozzie Bear that you can send to your friends after telling a bad joke? "Woka woka woka woka." Eh. It's a work in process, we'll hammer out the details later. I WANT FULL ENTITLEMENT RIGHTS THOUGH, DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO SCREW ME ON THIS.
Now, that does sound like quite the interesting idea, to be fair. A money making scheme on patenting digital E-woks... I'd just have to sneak it past Lucas himself to get that plan off the floor... but at the moment, I see no real reason why I'd do it other than making money, and I'd rather write than do digital E-woks.
10. Okay! Now for something -gasp- serious! If you could rewrite this story, how would you do it? Heh, see? I disarmed you with all the silliness and now you're probably gobsmacked. Bwahaha! Being slightly unprepared for a question... THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION!
If I could re-write this story... I would do everything in my power to actually make it be logical, and not a dozen worthless cameos and nonsense an hour. This isn't the Random Power Hour, I'm alot better than this now. The characters of Raptoris and Trinity actually have some potential to them that I could make useful in the future... perhaps for a future project, but for now, they are merely relics of a far worst time for me.
1. How old were you when you wrote this?
Well, I was around 14 years of age when I wrote the lovely Raptoris story everyone ripped apart. I was just getting into actual writing, but the idea for it had been floating around in my brain for years. Lets just say I should have gotten some more experience under my belt before trying what you read.
2. Why did you think it was a good idea?
Because I was young and naive at the time. When you are just becoming a teenager, there are no such things as bad ideas, only good ones. And I.. had a really bad mental filter in regards as to what worked, and what didn't. No idea how to characterize people or have a consistent pace and setting... just, nothing but words strung together in a meaningless way.
3. I hate Gary-Stu's. Did you continue to write fanfics about them after this one?
Thankfully, no. I grew out of making such blatantly bad characters, though I moved into a realm just as bad... that of the self insert, which I am afraid to admit lasted until just a few years ago. I know better now... but those early years of writing are a nightmare to look back upon.
4. Can you nod your head so it looks like you're actually answering a question about the fanfiction?
*Nods at a diagonal angle.*
5. Why did you choose a dinosaur as a protagonist?
I like dinosaurs. kids like dinosaurs. Who doesn't like dinosaurs? And at that point... well, I liked nothing more than Dinosaurs. GINO sorta scared me off giant monsters until a few years later due to horrible childhood memories, so I stuck with dinosaurs in most of my very early works... and had no idea what "copyright" meant. Believe me when I say, nothing was out of my reach, and I used whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.
6. Hey, hey, hey... can you spell, "museum" now or not?
Yes, yes I can now.
7. In fact, how long after this story did you learn how to spell in general?
Let's just say my spelling was rather lackluster back then. it took me getting auto correct on one of my previous computers for me to learn how to spell without constant typos that I would mess up all the time... so about a year
8.What kind of accident could give a pair of raptors from Skull Island that many superpowers? A liquid plotanium spill?
I am afraid that would be it. The story made absolutely no sense whatsoever... though the raptors were experimented on and given said powers by mad scientists, so eh.I wasn't very keen on making a logical plot so many years ago.
9. Would you be interesting in co-patenting digital E-woks? I'm not sure what they'll be yet, but anythings with "E" in front of the name tends to be popular. I mean, just about everybody uses e-mail, right? Maybe animated e-cards of Fozzie Bear that you can send to your friends after telling a bad joke? "Woka woka woka woka." Eh. It's a work in process, we'll hammer out the details later. I WANT FULL ENTITLEMENT RIGHTS THOUGH, DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO SCREW ME ON THIS.
Now, that does sound like quite the interesting idea, to be fair. A money making scheme on patenting digital E-woks... I'd just have to sneak it past Lucas himself to get that plan off the floor... but at the moment, I see no real reason why I'd do it other than making money, and I'd rather write than do digital E-woks.
10. Okay! Now for something -gasp- serious! If you could rewrite this story, how would you do it? Heh, see? I disarmed you with all the silliness and now you're probably gobsmacked. Bwahaha! Being slightly unprepared for a question... THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION!
If I could re-write this story... I would do everything in my power to actually make it be logical, and not a dozen worthless cameos and nonsense an hour. This isn't the Random Power Hour, I'm alot better than this now. The characters of Raptoris and Trinity actually have some potential to them that I could make useful in the future... perhaps for a future project, but for now, they are merely relics of a far worst time for me.
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*slowly claps* Your roast was most succulent, Flygon.
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Wait... we roasted Gira and no one told me? That's bullshit! I've been wanting to eat him for years!Kubo wrote:*slowly claps* Your roast was most succulent, Flygon.
*reads up a bit*
Oh. THAT roast. Er... forget anything I said. I was, uh... sleep-posting and just woke up. Yeah.
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We could properly roast him and eat him for Valentines Day.HayesAJones wrote:Wait... we roasted Gira and no one told me? That's bullshit! I've been wanting to eat him for years!Kubo wrote:*slowly claps* Your roast was most succulent, Flygon.
*reads up a bit*
Oh. THAT roast. Er... forget anything I said. I was, uh... sleep-posting and just woke up. Yeah.
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