Roxi Richter (Scott Pilgrim) vs. Randal & Banky (View Askew)

[John Pannozzi]

Just in case you haven't heard of some or any of these characters, here are some profiles:

Roxie: http://scottpilgrim.wikia.com/wiki/Roxie_Richter

Banky: http://kevin-smith.wikia.com/wiki/Banky_Edwards

Randal: http://kevin-smith.wikia.com/wiki/Randal_Graves

So, basically a semi-closeted gay man with a deep seated fear of lesbians and a guy who in the wacky Clerks animated TV show had the habit of turning all his love interests into lesbians (all voiced by men, no less) face their worst fear in the form of a chubby blonde half-ninja. Who do think will win?