@Living Corpse: Hey, at least you get sponge baths form hot sexy nurses, so there's that.
I hate nurses, the don't believe me when I tell them something is wrong, so when the doctor asks me why I didn't say anything I tell him/her "I did, your nurses think I'm faking for some reason." Which sucks cause I know there are nurses who actually give a damn about the people seeking medical help but the majority I met don't care and I'm wondering "why are you even here? Why did you take a job where caring about others is requirement? It can't be because of the money, cause nurses don't make a lot till waaaaay later if ever and there other jobs that pay a lot more way sooner."