2012 Razzies Awards Nominations

[Mitchal]

People who think that the Twilight films are the wort movies ever just wish they were Edward.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

I don't get why Transformers 2007 receives so much fanwank compared to the other two movies, especially since it felt less like Transformers than the two sequels.

[Tyler]

Yes because Shia lost in a desert is so cool.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Yes because Shia lost in a desert is so cool.

Optimus taking on Grindor, Starscream, and Megatron together >>> An hour of Sam making awkward advances towards Megan Fox

[Gawdziller]

Yes, because Revenge of the Fallen didn't have Shia LaDoofus making an ass out of himself at all, and one fight scene equates the quality of the entire movie.

I'm fine with the happy medium that all three movies blew chunks. Just the second one a bit more than the others.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Yes, because Revenge of the Fallen didn't have Shia LaDoofus making an ass out of himself at all, and one fight scene equates the quality of the entire movie.

At least the Shia scenes in ROTF were overshadowed by the multitudes of action scenes and set pieces. Unlike Transformers 2007, where the high point consists mainly of Optimus getting his ass kicked for 5 minutes and then getting saved by a lame deus ex machina.

[Gawdziller]

Um, no not really. The forest fight was the only thing the movie had going for it. The rest of it was unfunny comic relief on a wacky adventure that for some reason the filmmakers expected us to take seriously when the majority of characters in the actual film weren't. All climaxing with a final battle that was noise, noise, noise combined with incoherent imagery and disappointing outcomes. My favorite of which was Optimus's sudden accessories set, where I actually pointed at the screen and screamed "TOYS!" at its sudden apperance.

[Crocodile]

All climaxing with a final battle that was noise, noise, noise combined with incoherent imagery and disappointing outcomes.

I honestly think it too more time for the Megazord to defeat a typical monster, than it did Optimus to beat the Fallen.
All that build up for nothing.

God Bayformers sucks.

[Hellspawn28]

Really ROTF and DOTM had just much human scenes as the first movie did. I still found DOTM to be my least favorite due to it's stupid plot twist, how they killed off the characters and the movie was so dry to watch.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

All climaxing with a final battle that was noise, noise, noise combined with incoherent imagery and disappointing outcomes.

I honestly think it too more time for the Megazord to defeat a typical monster, than it did Optimus to beat the Fallen.
All that build up for nothing.

God Bayformers sucks.

At least it was Optimus who got to beat the Fallen, and not some conveniently-placed scrawny kid who conveniently had a giant cube that conveniently instakills any transformer. You want a disappointing outcome? Because THAT outcome was far more disappointing than watching Optimus simultaneously manhandling Megatron and the Fallen.

[Gawdziller]

And yet, it still had more conflict resolution than smack him around a few times and "oops, he's dead. My bad."

[Crocodile]

All climaxing with a final battle that was noise, noise, noise combined with incoherent imagery and disappointing outcomes.

I honestly think it too more time for the Megazord to defeat a typical monster, than it did Optimus to beat the Fallen.
All that build up for nothing.

God Bayformers sucks.

At least it was Optimus who got to beat the Fallen, and not some conveniently-placed scrawny kid who conveniently had a giant cube that conveniently instakills any transformer. You want a disappointing outcome? Because THAT outcome was far more disappointing than watching Optimus simultaneously manhandling Megatron and the Fallen.

Huh I rather enjoyed the irony of the situation, as well as a villain built up as a threat actually ya know BEING a threat. Rather than "I AM THE ULTIMATE EVILZ. OH NOES I GOT HIT I AM DFEETED!"

Shit, I've seen generic nameless Kaijin get manhandled and STILL come across as more competent than Megatron does in anything post the first Bayformers.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Huh I rather enjoyed the irony of the situation, as well as a villain built up as a threat actually ya know BEING a threat. Rather than "I AM THE ULTIMATE EVILZ. OH NOES I GOT HIT I AM DFEETED!"

I sure as hell didn't. Leave irony to movies like War of the Worlds. Not something like Transformers where I expect to see bots bashing the shit out of each other, not a high-schooler nuking the Decepticon leader.

[Gawdziller]

I'm sure by "Gawdziller wrote" you meant "Crocodile wrote." Irony pisses me off.

[Crocodile]

I'm sure by "Gawdziller wrote" you meant "Crocodile wrote." Irony pisses me off.

Yeah that was me, irony is my favorite dramatic device

Cliche as it may be, hell I enjoy it in real life.

[Zillaowner]

All climaxing with a final battle that was noise, noise, noise combined with incoherent imagery and disappointing outcomes.

I honestly think it too more time for the Megazord to defeat a typical monster, than it did Optimus to beat the Fallen.
All that build up for nothing.

God Bayformers sucks.

At least it was Optimus who got to beat the Fallen, and not some conveniently-placed scrawny kid who conveniently had a giant cube that conveniently instakills any transformer. You want a disappointing outcome? Because THAT outcome was far more disappointing than watching Optimus simultaneously manhandling Megatron and the Fallen.

But the movie points it out that the all spark was raw power and it can kill any transformer if put in the spark chamber. Megatron's was open thanks to the F-22 aerial support.

[Legionmaster]

"Hey, Megatron, this thing can kill any one of us, right?"
"Yup."
"So why do you have a port in your chest designed for it?"
"....Shut up."

[Crocodile]

"Hey, Megatron, this thing can kill any one of us, right?"
"Yup."
"So why do you have a port in your chest designed for it?"
"....Shut up."

Didn't they all have ports?

[Legionmaster]

"Hey, Megatron, this thing can kill any one of us, right?"
"Yup."
"So why do you have a port in your chest designed for it?"
"....Shut up."

Didn't they all have ports?

Yeah, which is even stupider.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

But the movie points it out that the all spark was raw power and it can kill any transformer if put in the spark chamber. Megatron's was open thanks to the F-22 aerial support.

I know. Doesn't prevent it from being a stupid cop-out,