Asylum's Battleship Rip Off

[shinmattiathekaiju]

Ironically, Asylum's Snow White is a better movie than Kristen Stewart' Snow White.

[Lord Gappa]

Ironically this movie sounds better then the film it's ripping off.

[DaikaijuSokogeki!]

I would have been more interested if this movie were a more faithful adaptation of the board game, just to dick around with everyone. Instead, I'll only take one alien-riddled adaptation of that board game this summer, thank you very much.

[wataru]

It HAS to be aliens. Cmon... who else we got?

Russians? Pffft.
Terrorists/Muslims? They dont have a battle fleet let alone john boats.
COBRA? ...then it would be a GI Joe movie.

[shinmattiathekaiju]

As if this needed a rip off to be made fun of. The film is pretty much it's own parody.

This.

[Tyler]

It HAS to be aliens. Cmon... who else we got?

Russians? Pffft.
Terrorists/Muslims? They dont have a battle fleet let alone john boats.
COBRA? ...then it would be a GI Joe movie.

How about not making a movie based on a skreeonk board game.

[Gawdziller]

It HAS to be aliens. Cmon... who else we got?

Russians? Pffft.
Terrorists/Muslims? They dont have a battle fleet let alone john boats.
COBRA? ...then it would be a GI Joe movie.

How about not making a movie based on a skreeonk board game.

Hey. I'm greatly looking forward to a Sorry movie.

[wataru]

It HAS to be aliens. Cmon... who else we got?

Russians? Pffft.
Terrorists/Muslims? They dont have a battle fleet let alone john boats.
COBRA? ...then it would be a GI Joe movie.

How about not making a movie based on a skreeonk board game.

Oh now that's just ridiculous. Hollywood needs fresh ideas to make films of and what's fresher then a WWI era game?!

[Tyler]

Hey. I'm greatly looking forward to a Sorry movie.

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS skreeonk

[zilla103192]

Hey. I'm greatly looking forward to a Sorry movie.

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS skreeonk

Elefun!!!

[wataru]

Ahem...

[zilla103192]

That's terrible photoshop work...

[omgitsgodzilla]

It HAS to be aliens. Cmon... who else we got?

Russians? Pffft.
Terrorists/Muslims? They dont have a battle fleet let alone john boats.
COBRA? ...then it would be a GI Joe movie.

Well not the Russians, but I think I heard someone was remaking Red Dawn with the Chinese. Hell, if one still wanted to do the old fashioned Dirty Communists, North Korea could do it. Not sure how the navy of either country is though.

[NSZ]

Well not the Russians, but I think I heard someone was remaking Red Dawn with the Chinese. Hell, if one still wanted to do the old fashioned Dirty Communists, North Korea could do it. Not sure how the navy of either country is though.

Yeah, about that Red Dawn remake... It was intended (and filmed as, mind you) for the antagonists to be the Chinese, but the new distributers kinda got cold feet and made them go back and change it to be North Korea.

[shinmattiathekaiju]

Well not the Russians, but I think I heard someone was remaking Red Dawn with the Chinese. Hell, if one still wanted to do the old fashioned Dirty Communists, North Korea could do it. Not sure how the navy of either country is though.

Yeah, about that Red Dawn remake... It was intended (and filmed as, mind you) for the antagonists to be the Chinese, but the new distributers kinda got cold feet and made them go back and change it to be North Korea.

Awwwww! But i was going to riff on it with my chinese girlfriend.

I miss a good old fashioned ''reagan style villain''.