The Offical Pro Wrestling Thread.

[Shazam14]

I think Cena, HHH, Punk, Sheamus, Big Show, Team Johnny, the Primo team and Orton.

[YawnMasta]

According to wrestlezone.com, Brock Lesnar signed a one year deal. Cross your fingers its true.

[Shazam14]

According to wrestlezone.com, Brock Lesnar signed a one year deal. Cross your fingers its true.

*Shakes you* WHAT?! C'mon, link me!

[YawnMasta]

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/252361- ... -deal-wwwe

[SpanishBulldog63]

I wonder who he'll feud with once he returns?something tells me Rock

[Shazam14]

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/252361-major-update-brock-lesnar-reportedly-reaches-deal-wwwe

Not sure if April Fools joke or Here Comes The Pain.

[Drewzilla]

I had heard reports that Leasnar was in Miami a day or two ago, so who knows.

[SpanishBulldog63]

^apparently Batista is as well

[Drewzilla]

If WWE was smart, they'd of hired them both a month ago and had Batista vs Lesnar for this Wrestlemania, that's a match I'd pay to see.

[YawnMasta]

There would be very little time for them to build it up. Not only that, it would take time from all the other matches.

[Drewzilla]

Only a theory, bu I say Batista is gonna interfere in the Hell in the Cell match, I see him trying to help HHH since they have a history with Evolution.

[YawnMasta]

Anyhow, I realized that since 25+ minutes have been set aside for three matches. That means all the other matches would have a reduced amount of time they can use. So the 6 on 6 man match is probably going to be a squash, so... shit.

[Drewzilla]

Yeah, I think for Wrestlemania, WWE should take a chance and actually added an extra half hour to Wrestlemania.

[TheSecondComing]

My predictions:

Women's match: I get some wings and miss 47 botches and YAY CELEB TEAM WINS because they are better at wrestling than wrestlers (the Lawrence Taylor/Snooki rule).

Massive tag match: Team Johnny because who cares

Orton vs. Kane: Orton because Kane doesn't matter, as much as that hurts to say.

IC title: Big Show wins and Cody loses.

World title: Bryan retains, Rumble winners haven't won the title in a few years and I don't think Sheamus is the guy to do it.

Trips vs Taker: Anybody that picks Trips is a fool, so Taker.

WWE title: Jericho wins so Punk can chase him to Backlash or whatever the next ppv is these days.

Rock vs Cena: They come out to huge pomp and circumstance, ring introductions are made, the bell rings...and they hug it out McMahon/Bischoff style because it's APRIL FOOLS!

[Sydney Aradi]

Out of all the matches for this year's Wrestlemania, the one match thats a true definiation of time killer/bathroom break is the celeb match. I mean really all this match amounts to is filler, just plain bathroom break match. I hope that Beth & Eve beat Team Kelly & Maria because let's face it, Beth doesn't wanna be made to look like an even bigger joke by losing to Maria for a third time by a simple roll up

[YawnMasta]

WHAT THE HELL! Sheamus gives Daniel Bryan the boot and he wins. Bullshit, disgrace to a titleship match

[Sydney Aradi]

The world title match was a big April Fool's to WWE fans. Nice going WWE -.-

[YawnMasta]

I watched the whole thing. Here's my short review.

Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus(winner)
2/5 stars
Only reason I didn't give it a flat 0 was that it showed Daniel Bryan completely recuperated and ready to fight right after.

Kane(winner) vs Randy Orton
3/5 stars
Good match overall, but I dislike how it ended.

Divas match was alright, but doesn't deserve a rating.

Undertaker(winner) vs Triple H
4.5/5 stars
Great story telling and action. But Under Superman Taker.

Team Laurinatis(winner) vs Team Long
3/5 stars
Wasn't really into the match. But I liked how it ended with Eve screwing Team Long over.

CM Punk(winner) vs Chris Jericho
4.5/5 stars
Crowd wasn't really energetic in the match, but the match itself was awesome.

John Cena vs The Rock(winner)
I enjoyed how the WWE managed to get the 50-50 chants. However, what was the point in The Rock winning? That just made their main babyface look like shit.

[Drewzilla]

WWE seriously needs to stop wasting Wrestlemania time on none wrestling things like backstage promos and concerts and focus more on the shreeoonk matches. While I'm a fan of Brodus Clay's character, his whole segment was a waste of time. Worst yet, both Rock and Cena had rap concerts performed for them, then there music hit and they came out. Plus, the Hell in a Cell had it's own entrance with Memory Remains by Metallica, I like it more when the wrestlers walk through the door. I get it, these are big time matches, but this freaking hurt the event big time.

As for the matches.

Sheamus beats Daniel Bryan for the World title: While I'm happy to see Sheamus win the title, 18 freaking seconds? See my rant above.

Kane beat Randy Orton: Well this was a surprise. This could have been a bigger match if WWE did a better job promoting it, and maybe instead of a straight match have it be a street fight or something. Still, it's nice to see Kane get a real big win at WM, plus it didn't really hurt Orton either since it took a chokeslam off the top rope to beat him.

Big Show beat Cody Rhodes for the IC title: Again, the wasted time hurt this match, and that's sad cause this hurt the memory they where going for. Cody was more or less squashed since it was like 5 minutes, and the shortness hurt the fact that Big Show as legit emotional about winning the IC title at WM, which could have been something more.

Kelly Kelly and Maria defeated Pheonix and Eve: What honestly angers me about this match was that it was longer the the IC match. Freaking sad. Seriously, ring the bell, have a few moves then Kharma comes out and kills them all to a no contest, everyone would have loved that more.

Undertaker defeated HHH. Wow.......they took what they did last year and made it even better. that moment at the end was truly a memorable moment and was very fitting concidering how they've connected Undertaker's last four matches. This was completly worth it.

Team Larinitus defeated Team Long: While it was rushed, they actually did OK for the time they had. They had some moments to give some guys time to shine, they had the everyone takes everyone out, and it the team that needed to win won. I'm not sure what to think of the bit with Zack and Eve at the end but oh well.

Punk retained the WWE title against Jericho: This had so much potential, but damn it. First off, Larinitus met Punk before the match and threw in the "DQ can change a title" which wasn't needed. Honestly, the match was slower then it needed to be, it wasn't bad but with these too together, we want a fast paced, high impact match, and while it started that towards the end, the rest didn't entirely live up. I almost wonder if WWE knew this could outshine Rock/Cena and decided to sabatoch it.

Rock defeated Cena: Rock still has it. The match was good and both Cena and Rock gave it there all, but it just wasn't up to the greatness it could be. The match was slow at times and while they could have gone all out, I think they weren't since obviously Rock hasn't done this in so long. Still, they got some good spots in and the crowd was into it. And slapped me shock, Rock won. I'm interested in where this goes tommorow on Raw.

This could have been a great Wrestlemania, but WWE wasted too much time on worthless stuff that detracted from the matchs. The wanted to make this the biggest spectacle ever, but instead they should have been focusing on the best they could do, and they didn't get it, which is sad concidering the hype it built.

[TheSecondComing]

While I'm a fan of Brodus Clay's character, his whole segment was a waste of time.

Just when I thought I'd eradicated all memories of Shelton Benjamin's momma, WWE puts this crap on their biggest show of the year. *CORNETTE FACE*

Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan: *CORNETTE FACE* again.

Kane vs Randy Orton: Kind of boring but was surprised in a good way that Kane got the win. Super chokeslam!

Big Show vs Cody Rhodes: Eh. Right ending so Cody can move on to bigger proverbial fish.

Kelly Kelly and Maria vs Pheonix and Eve: A talk show host just pinned the women's champion. *CORNETTE FACE*

Undertaker vs HHH. Good match but the HIAC gimmick was completely unnecessary. Also, the cage had theme music. What the actual skreeonk?

Team Larinitus defeated Team Long: Boring and Eve cost the great Teddy Long a job.

Punk vs Jericho: Great technical match. Wanna see more.

Rock vs Cena: Another good match.

3 good matches and lots of crap. So basically, two episodes of Impact.