Commercials you despise

[Dash 7]

I cannot stand that quizno's commercial with the three kittens dressed up like clowns banging on Fisher Price pianos and singing abhorrently. I have nothing against the kittens in dressup, but the singing is sooo hard to understand and ear-piercing.

[ThunderScore]

Drug commercials that list all of the side effects...

[Hedorah]

Kidz Bop................'nuff said

[The_Olden_Thing]

Progressive Insurance. Ugh.

[Lamango]

One commercial I personally love, is the one with Sulu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hSnAxvRdmY
"WOAAAAAAAAAH!.....oh my..."

[Ghost the Bat]

Tom Kruse's Hoveround Commericial...

STOP CONFUSING ME, YOU ARE NOT TOM CRUISE, YOU'RE OLD MAN WHO SELLS MOBILE CHAIRS RAARRRRRR.

And those choreographed wheelchair-dances freak me out too...gah...theres a reason I despise the elderly when I'm at work.

[Showa Gyaos]

- The Quizno's commercial with the cats. The jingle gets stuck in my head.
- All of the Geico commercials.
- Any commercial with terrible singers playing their acoustic guitars.
- The PillowPets commercial.
- Directv and Dish Network commercials. Seriously, who cares?

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

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[Lamango]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yaXvr2ahXY
Best. Commercial. Ever.

[Tyler]

Progressive Insurance. Ugh.

When I go to burn in hell those will be playing nonstop.

[DrKaiju1954]

Progressive Insurance. Ugh.

When I go to burn in hell those will be playing nonstop.

Oh god,just when i thought they couldnt make hell any worse.

[Tyler]

Oh god,just when i thought they couldnt make hell any worse.

Tom Arnold.

[DrKaiju1954]

Oh god,just when i thought they couldnt make hell any worse.

Tom Arnold.

Glenn Beck *shudders*

[The_Olden_Thing]

Oh god,just when i thought they couldnt make hell any worse.

Tom Arnold.

Glenn Beck *shudders*

Wild Michael Jackson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2E69k7BYd8

As a transvestite.

[Proofpoochie]

Commercials for Twilight or Transformers or all that mainstream garbage.

[Tyler]

Glenn Beck *shudders*

Oh you got me there.

[JVM]

Commercials for medical products, cleaning products, or car insurance products. Except the one with Mr. Opportunity dancing "the Knock". I'll admit that was amusing.

I'm fine with TV and movie trailers though, but dammit dude I'm watching some guilty pleasure cartoons, I don't need car insurance.

[wataru]

Female urinary tract infection commercials.
Female vaginal odor commercials.
Female vaginal itch commercials.
Tampon commercials.
Pad commercials.

I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT COMES OUT OR WHATS GOING ON IN THERE!!! >:O

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Progressive, State Farm, All State, 21 Century and Mercury commercials ALL bagging on GEICO.

Let me tell you skreeonk something. Ive had State Farm, All State, Mercury, AIG AND Progressive.

YOU.
ARE.
ALL.
THE.
SAME.

I compared ALL of you against GEICO for my truck and Mustang. You were all $95-$200 A MONTH! GEICO is $75!! I have MORE coverage with them and yknow what?! NONE OF YOU offer that personal touch that you claim you do over GEICO. You ALL have call centers. You ALL hold back on paying claims. You ALL low ball total-out reimbursement.

SO STUFF IT! GEICO FTW!!!! ...they sent me a free Caveman bobblehead because I asked for one. Would Progressive send me a diecast IRV toy? NOOOO!!

[Shadowplay]

Those mind-blowingly maudlin iPhone "face-time" commercials. Especially the one where the wife reveals she's pregnant over the phone. . . I don't care if your phone has video capability, there are some things that should be said face-to-face.

[Hedorah]

Oh and the new Free Credit Report.com bands, they all suck, get the old one back