by Chompamunchasaurus » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:18 pm
I always feel sympathy for movie monsters. They're all wracked with intestinals parasites, and it hurts. That's the only explanation I can find for their psychotical aggressiveness and insatiable hunger. I mean, cold blooded animals (like most monsters chompers in horror movies) shouldn't be gobbling up their bodyweight in victims within hours, after a meal they'd normally sleep for days. On the plus side, it's amazing for creatures weighting several tons to move silently like small cats and never leave a trace. I TOTALLY LOVE THESE MOVIES!