I have a really hard time catching on to your brand of sarcasm, so you'll have to forgive me. Sometimes you do say some outlandish shit, and actually mean it, so I wouldn't have put it past you.
I understand the difference between, personal opinion/critical opinion, and used to approach some of the films I talked about that way, but..it seemed to confuse all the 13 year olds, so I just kind of stopped doing that.
"OMG DUDE, how could you give MEGALON 4 out 5 of stars?"
"Because I find it entertaining on that level. I don't think it's critically that good, however. Maybe a 1.5 out of 5"
"BUT IT'S SO BAD!"