TK's Official Drunk Thread

[GojiFan]

Oh. And I've been hung over a few times. The worst one only lasted a day, but there was one time I was hung over for two days in a row. I could have died that time considering that I puked in my sleep. Woops!

My friends and I have a general rule of thumb- If you are noticeably drunk, you are not allowed to go to sleep if you have had a drink in the last half hour. It isn't full-proof, but it has definitely prevented a lot of mishaps like that. We also basically have 1-2 people watching or, at worst, checking up on someone every minute or two if they get sick. The biggest mistake people do is let someone sick lie down or rest. You have to keep them conscious and upright. The longer they are awake the faster the effects will wear off thanks to your metabolism.

All about that smart drinking!

[TechnoForce]

You guys put brains into drinking! It never gets that far for us. We just leave you facedown in the toilet until your drag yourself up and go to sleep yourself. But we went through our drunken puking all over the place stage at 14 or 15. Which was funny for us when the rest of our secondary school started drinking and they were a bunch of 18 year olds throwing up and showing each other their unmentionables lol

[wataru]

Let me tell a story..

Back in 2007, I got my friend Skippy so dunk he walked into a wall. But not just any wall. He walked a curvy sidewalk inbetween two 10' hedges, into a wall no more then 3' wide, fell over and I had to drag him into his house and put him to bed.

Well in 2008 when I transfered stores, he and his wife got back at me and got me drunk. Now back then I stuck with gin but they were handing me rock lobsters, jager bombs, Jack & Coke... lets so I got messed up. There was this one drink that burned so I needed ice. Skippy's wife (right in front of him) gave me a cube from her mouth to mien with a kiss. Since I couldnt drive I was gonna go back to their place and pass out in their kid's bed (he's about 2 years younger then I am and in Maryland). But they wanted Mexican so we went to get burritos. While Skippy went to get burritos I was falling asleep in the backseat. I woke up when they were driving home. When Skippy's wife gets drunk, she doesnt believe in speed bumps. There's 10 large ones on the way to their house. She took all 10 at 35MPH

Once at their place, they forced me to try a burrito. I got mad sick, went to the bathroom (the ONLY bathrooom in the house), threw up EVERYONE (ruining all their bath towels and linens) and passed out beside the toilet with my feet against the door. Now Im a big guy. There's no way they could move me. So they had to suffer without one all night. I woke up at 6a, went to the couch and passed out...

[Stuckey]

Well, it's my 22nd birthday and I am currently at the bar. Definitely drunk. Though I seem to have a hold on all of my functions. For at least a few more minutes. Lol
But yeah, I'm more into the girly drinks. They taste good and are normally pretty high on the alcohol volume. Not a real big fan of beer. And my old highschool gym teacher just gave me some Hennessy, an let me tell you, it's so gross lol.

[Tamura]

Had a few rum and cokes earlier. Not drunk currently, but pretty giddy. Feels good man.

[kaiju_wars]

Got buzzed tonight.

Now Ima listen to songs that I find catchy for no odd reason. Like Red Solo Cup.

[GojiFan]

Had about 3-4 shots of vodka, 4 beers, and 3 or 4 strong mixed drinks. Would have drank more but a couple people were partying too hard and got sick.

[yaburu]

First off, let me express regret for not finding this topic when it was first created, as I missed the chance to jump on top of Sydney's "kinky when drunk" comment. I probably could have come up with something clever too. Show's what I get for only checking the "view your posts" link.

Now as it pertains to me and drinking, I've had two drinks of alcohol my entire life. Very light alcohol at that. Just not into it. But I have to tell you, with all the stress I've been going through past few months with the impending divorce, I've been eyeballing my wife's cache of hard liquor in the freezer, and it's tempted me on more then a few occasions.

Needless to say, I'm entertaining at parties, because apparently there's nothing funnier than a drunk Asian kid asking if Godsmack is a sex position.

It is now my mission in life to find a sex position worthy of that name. If need be, I'll create one.

[kaiju_wars]

I got drunk for the first time ever last night. Freakin weird as hell.

[Cimmerian Dragon]

It is now my mission in life to find a sex position worthy of that name. If need be, I'll create one.

Clint Eastwood already has, and he redefines the term every goddamn night.

[Hedorah]

I got drunk for the first time ever last night. Freakin weird as hell.

Yeah it's a weird feeling the first time, hope you didn't get sick though!

[kaiju_wars]

I got drunk for the first time ever last night. Freakin weird as hell.

Yeah it's a weird feeling the first time, hope you didn't get sick though!

I didn't... but it felt weird.

[Hellspawn28]

I had first beer on my 21st birthday on Friday and I didn't like it at all. I didn't like the taste of it at all and I doubt I will drink more of it anytime soon.

[kaiju_wars]

I had first beer on my 21st birthday on Friday and I didn't like it at all. I didn't like the taste of it at all and I doubt I will drink more of it anytime soon.

Which beer was it?

[TechnoForce]

I had first beer on my 21st birthday on Friday and I didn't like it at all. I didn't like the taste of it at all and I doubt I will drink more of it anytime soon.

Most alcohol tastes like crap unless it is expensive and mixed nicely. You drink it for the effects!

You guys dont know how lucky you are. Alcohol is so much cheaper in America than it is in England. You can get smashed for less than $15!

[HeiseiGodzilla117]

Most alcohol tastes like crap unless it is expensive and mixed nicely. You drink it for the effects!

Speak for yourself, man. There's quite a few beers that I enjoy for the taste which I don't necessarily even try to get buzzed off of. Getting drunk on occasion is fine. However, I usually prefer being the sober guy at the party who watches all the wasted people do stupid shit.

[TechnoForce]

Well there you go then. But most people dont pass around a bottle of cheap vodka at a party for the refreshing taste.

[Hedorah]

I personally enjoy the taste of beer, unless it's the cheap stuff.

[HeiseiGodzilla117]

Well there you go then. But most people dont pass around a bottle of cheap vodka at a party for the refreshing taste.

Well no shit. But saying that most alcohol tastes like crap is just silly.

[GojiFan]

Well there you go then. But most people dont pass around a bottle of cheap vodka at a party for the refreshing taste.

I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but most people at a party don't pass around cheap vodka as the form of drinking. The crappy stuff gets put in mixed drinks for the precise reason that it tastes crappy.

Also, favorite beers are probably Fat Tire (a Belgian amber ale) and Dos Equis. Dos Equis really surprised me with how much I enjoyed it. Was expecting something a lot closer to Corona than a legitimately good beer. Samuel Adam's Boston Lager is good too.