TK's Official Drunk Thread

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

I'm more of a hard liquor/wine man myself.

I have to thank Bob Eggleton for suggesting Kraken Rum to me. Its awesome.

[kaiju_wars]

I like beer the best.

I have never been drunk, but I got buzzed.

[wataru]

I'm more of a hard liquor/wine man myself.

I have to thank Bob Eggleton for suggesting Kraken Rum to me. Its awesome.

What kind of wine? I favor a company that puts out tasty table wines. Not companies that make wines for snobs. Coppola wines put out some fine inexpensive wines. I like the Rosso myself. It's a good every-day wine if youre into reds.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Since my lowly race lacks alcohol dehydrogenase enzymes, all it takes is a shot of decent rum for my vision to turn sparkly and my sense of balance and coordination to plummet to negative digits.

Needless to say, I'm entertaining at parties, because apparently there's nothing funnier than a drunk Asian kid asking if Godsmack is a sex position.

Oh, and as for drinks I prefer anything that isn't booze. I end up just mixing it with a can of Red Bull anyways.

[JAGzilla]

I don't drink. The most I've ever had was a small glass of beer (can't remember what kind) about two years ago, which wasn't enough to have any effect on me. I have a feeling I'd be an angry, violent drunk, so... yeah. Not really in a hurry to risk finding out. I would like to try it once someday, though, just to see what it's like.

[GojiFan]

I don't drink. The most I've ever had was a small glass of beer (can't remember what kind) about two years ago, which wasn't enough to have any effect on me. I have a feeling I'd be an angry, violent drunk, so... yeah. Not really in a hurry to risk finding out. I would like to try it once someday, though, just to see what it's like.

See, I thought I would be the same. I am actually a really happy "tonight is awesome!" kind of drunk. That isn't to say that if something angers you while drunk you won't get really pissed, but you never will know what kind of drunk you are until... well, you get drunk.

[TokyoVigilante]

Oooooh, drinking.

I've asked party hosts if it was OK to flush my belt down their toilet, scrubbed an entire kitchen clean in a panic'd fury, and desperately crawled away from unattractive women looking them in the eye with disgust and horror.

The dumbest thing in public I've ever done while drunk was probably run down an alley to try and hijack a construction crane, but was discouraged by the chain link fence and 15 foot drop on the other side.

I've also only been hung over once and it was the worst Saturday afternoon I've ever endured.

[Gawdziller]

Usually I can only read the posts here when I'm under the influence.

If I'm ever serious on here, that means I'm sober and pissed off at all of you.

[Tyler]

My uncle's got this wall of booze at his place. I took a swig of something once and puked my guts up. It was really gross cause all I had eaten that day was trail mix.

That's about it for my adventures with alcohol.

[Jomei]

My body just doesn't tolerate alcohol very well anymore, despite being pretty young still. I do really enjoy a drink or two, though--particularly craft beers. Having Mirror Pond Pale Ale right now. I'll probably have two.

Oh. And I've been hung over a few times. The worst one only lasted a day, but there was one time I was hung over for two days in a row. I could have died that time considering that I puked in my sleep. Woops!

[HeiseiGodzilla117]

^Alcohol can be pretty skreeonk risky, man. That's why I don't like to get shit-faced. Besides, I'm stupid enough without being drunk. lol

[Jomei]

Yeah, I generally avoid getting too far gone, but it does happen once in a while... especially in college.

The good news is I'm generally an amiable--albeit amorous--drunk, not the type to get uber weepy or angry/violent.

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

I'm more of a hard liquor/wine man myself.

I have to thank Bob Eggleton for suggesting Kraken Rum to me. Its awesome.

What kind of wine? I favor a company that puts out tasty table wines. Not companies that make wines for snobs. Coppola wines put out some fine inexpensive wines. I like the Rosso myself. It's a good every-day wine if youre into reds.

Any wine that is cheap and tastes good.

I'm a college student. I can't afford snob wine.

Yet.

[Mitchal]

Alcoholic here. Drink of choice? Wine.

And no, not cheap ass wine coolers, I mean like the real deal.

Anybody ever try Absinthe? I've been thinking of getting a hold of some.

[Orgasmatron]

i dont drink at all

nothing against it i just dont like to


most things i think taste horrible and the things i do like i just really dont feel the desire to drink

[GojiFan]

Oh. And I've been hung over a few times. The worst one only lasted a day, but there was one time I was hung over for two days in a row. I could have died that time considering that I puked in my sleep. Woops!

My friends and I have a general rule of thumb- If you are noticeably drunk, you are not allowed to go to sleep if you have had a drink in the last half hour. It isn't full-proof, but it has definitely prevented a lot of mishaps like that. We also basically have 1-2 people watching or, at worst, checking up on someone every minute or two if they get sick. The biggest mistake people do is let someone sick lie down or rest. You have to keep them conscious and upright. The longer they are awake the faster the effects will wear off thanks to your metabolism.

All about that smart drinking!

[TechnoForce]

You guys put brains into drinking! It never gets that far for us. We just leave you facedown in the toilet until your drag yourself up and go to sleep yourself. But we went through our drunken puking all over the place stage at 14 or 15. Which was funny for us when the rest of our secondary school started drinking and they were a bunch of 18 year olds throwing up and showing each other their unmentionables lol

[wataru]

Let me tell a story..

Back in 2007, I got my friend Skippy so dunk he walked into a wall. But not just any wall. He walked a curvy sidewalk inbetween two 10' hedges, into a wall no more then 3' wide, fell over and I had to drag him into his house and put him to bed.

Well in 2008 when I transfered stores, he and his wife got back at me and got me drunk. Now back then I stuck with gin but they were handing me rock lobsters, jager bombs, Jack & Coke... lets so I got messed up. There was this one drink that burned so I needed ice. Skippy's wife (right in front of him) gave me a cube from her mouth to mien with a kiss. Since I couldnt drive I was gonna go back to their place and pass out in their kid's bed (he's about 2 years younger then I am and in Maryland). But they wanted Mexican so we went to get burritos. While Skippy went to get burritos I was falling asleep in the backseat. I woke up when they were driving home. When Skippy's wife gets drunk, she doesnt believe in speed bumps. There's 10 large ones on the way to their house. She took all 10 at 35MPH

Once at their place, they forced me to try a burrito. I got mad sick, went to the bathroom (the ONLY bathrooom in the house), threw up EVERYONE (ruining all their bath towels and linens) and passed out beside the toilet with my feet against the door. Now Im a big guy. There's no way they could move me. So they had to suffer without one all night. I woke up at 6a, went to the couch and passed out...

[Stuckey]

Well, it's my 22nd birthday and I am currently at the bar. Definitely drunk. Though I seem to have a hold on all of my functions. For at least a few more minutes. Lol
But yeah, I'm more into the girly drinks. They taste good and are normally pretty high on the alcohol volume. Not a real big fan of beer. And my old highschool gym teacher just gave me some Hennessy, an let me tell you, it's so gross lol.

[Tamura]

Had a few rum and cokes earlier. Not drunk currently, but pretty giddy. Feels good man.