Legionmaster wrote:You can't counter-seduce, women can shut down their libido at will. It's scary fast too. You'll have to do the man version: punch her in the face.



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eabaker wrote:Jake Jaguar is asking too many questions about this whole Mulwraygalon affair...

Cimmerian Dragon wrote:Videography, for the most part. Used to do a lot of commercials and corporate promos for local companies. The Salvation Army still has some of my work posted on their various websites. Unfortunately, things have been on the downturn for the past year or two, so I decided to go back to school. I want to take a shot at being a Literature Professor.
I've also been doing some ghostwriting on the side. What sucks is that I can't seem to sell my own work, but other people will pay me to write stuff they're going to slap their name on. The world is totally bizarre, sometimes.
Dave wrote:I will skreeonk hop on a plane, come to your home, log into my account through your computer, and warn you right thar in front of you while I cockslap the shit out of you. Then I'll make myself a sandwich while you huddle in a corner sobbing to yourself.

Fairy Mothra wrote:I work at Petco five days a week and a Florsheim shoe store the other two. Before that I worked at a library circulation desk for three and a half years, and went to school for art but I had to drop out last semester.

wataru wrote:Does Petco still have ferrets?

Fairy Mothra wrote:wataru wrote:Does Petco still have ferrets?
Yup. And they sell pretty well, too. They're freakin' adorable.

wataru wrote:Do they have their glands removed?


SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:Cimmerian Dragon wrote:Videography, for the most part. Used to do a lot of commercials and corporate promos for local companies. The Salvation Army still has some of my work posted on their various websites. Unfortunately, things have been on the downturn for the past year or two, so I decided to go back to school. I want to take a shot at being a Literature Professor.
I've also been doing some ghostwriting on the side. What sucks is that I can't seem to sell my own work, but other people will pay me to write stuff they're going to slap their name on. The world is totally bizarre, sometimes.
Can you perhaps humor us with the bizarre tales you must pen, sire?
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eabaker wrote:Jake Jaguar is asking too many questions about this whole Mulwraygalon affair...

Gorosaurus Rex wrote:We've officially reached the state of examining blurry images for clues. I'll go get the Cloverfield monster and Bigfoot over here. They could really help with this.
Tyler wrote:Tyler
The janitor.
Gorosaurus Rex wrote:We've officially reached the state of examining blurry images for clues. I'll go get the Cloverfield monster and Bigfoot over here. They could really help with this.
Legion1979 wrote:Oh yes, thank you for linking to a page with nothing but Japanese text. That was so damn helpful.
Brody wrote:I don't approve of any kind of sex that involves male genitalia

Gawdziller wrote:What's worse is that he cleans after me in my job. I tear that place UP.
Gorosaurus Rex wrote:We've officially reached the state of examining blurry images for clues. I'll go get the Cloverfield monster and Bigfoot over here. They could really help with this.
Legion1979 wrote:Oh yes, thank you for linking to a page with nothing but Japanese text. That was so damn helpful.
Brody wrote:I don't approve of any kind of sex that involves male genitalia


Gawdziller wrote:I am? Holy crap I'm on TV! Where's my paycheck, Fox?
Gorosaurus Rex wrote:We've officially reached the state of examining blurry images for clues. I'll go get the Cloverfield monster and Bigfoot over here. They could really help with this.
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