What ruined your day?

[Superrex]

Tell your parents about it and have them call the school or that kid's parents.

Do what I do and keep your phone in your locker next time.

[kaiju_wars]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Like Superrex said, oh and also... meet him after school and beat the shit out of him for pulling a stunt like that. He will learn.

[GodzillaFan64]

I would've. But as we get out of school May 23rd, we're not allowed to bring backpacks OR go to our lockers. Retarded, I know. And I did tell my parents.

[kaiju_wars]

I would've. But as we get out of school May 23rd, we're not allowed to bring backpacks OR go to our lockers. Retarded, I know. And I did tell my parents.

So still beat the crap out of him... show him you ain't skreeonk around.

[GodzillaFan64]

I would've. But as we get out of school May 23rd, we're not allowed to bring backpacks OR go to our lockers. Retarded, I know. And I did tell my parents.

So still beat the crap out of him... show him you ain't skreeonk around.

In the words of Portal 2's main robots: Wheatley: Wait, what if this hurts? What if this REEEEALLY hurts? GLaDOS: Oh, it will. Believe me, it will.

[Living Corpse]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Have your parents bring the phone bill to the principle's office and say they haven't seen you used your phone for a while and yet the bill is huge.

[Kiryu2012]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Here's what you should do: Punch him in the stomach, then grab his groin and squeeze until he cries and gives it back. And if that doesn't work, well, I'll just say Gwangi can take good care of him.

[Kaiju-King42]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Here's what you should do: Punch him in the stomach, then grab his groin and squeeze until he cries and gives it back. And if that doesn't work, well, I'll just say Gwangi can take good care of him.

Uhh... don't grab his groin. That would just be weird. Punching him in the stomach? Sure, go for it.

[GodzillavsZilla]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Ok, here's what you do:
1.) Tell him one last time to give you your phone back.
2.) If he refuses then kick him in the nads, punch him in the face, grabs his arm and flip him over.
3.) Do number 1 again
4.) He might give you back your phone
5.) Walk away happily

There is a 75 percent chance that will work

[SpanishBulldog63]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Ok, here's what you do:
1.) Tell him one last time to give you your phone back.
2.) If he refuses then kick him in the nads, punch him in the face, grabs his arm and flip him over.
3.) Do number 1 again
4.) He might give you back your phone
5.) Walk away happily

There is a 75 percent chance that will work

If number 3 does not happen, repeat steps 1 and 2.

[UltramanGoji]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Ok, here's what you do:
1.) Tell him one last time to give you your phone back.
2.) If he refuses then kick him in the nads, punch him in the face, grabs his arm and flip him over.
3.) Do number 1 again
4.) He might give you back your phone
5.) Walk away happily

There is a 75 percent chance that will work

As for the other 25%...

Well, I heard Androids are the "thing" these days.

[GodzillavsZilla]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Ok, here's what you do:
1.) Tell him one last time to give you your phone back.
2.) If he refuses then kick him in the nads, punch him in the face, grabs his arm and flip him over.
3.) Do number 1 again
4.) He might give you back your phone
5.) Walk away happily

There is a 75 percent chance that will work

As for the other 25%...

Well, I heard Androids are the "thing" these days.

The other 25%, he will call his mom to kick your ass and steal everything you own.

[Hedorah]

On the subject of the stolen iPhone, you should just have your parents cancel your number for a while so the phone becomes useless to him

[Living Corpse]

Uhh... don't grab his groin. That would just be weird.

Oh for crying out...

He doesn't mean in a sexual way he means squeeze until it hurts worse then a kick to the nuts. They teach it in self defense classes where if your grabbed from behind and can't move your arms along with just headbutting the guy behind you.

[Kiryu2012]

The other 25%, he will call his mom to kick your ass and steal everything you own.

Nah, the 25% will be him getting ripped apart Beserk Eva style.

[kaiju_wars]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Here's what you should do: Punch him in the stomach, then grab his groin and squeeze until he cries and gives it back. And if that doesn't work, well, I'll just say Gwangi can take good care of him.

Or instead of punching him in the stomach, go for the damned Solar Plexus, weakest point in the center of the body... He'll be sorry.

[Kiryu2012]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Here's what you should do: Punch him in the stomach, then grab his groin and squeeze until he cries and gives it back. And if that doesn't work, well, I'll just say Gwangi can take good care of him.

Or instead of punching him in the stomach, go for the damned Solar Plexus, weakest point in the center of the body... He'll be sorry.

What's the Solar Plexus?

[SpanishBulldog63]

^a network of nevres in the abdominal region behind the stomach and in front of the diaphragm.

[kaiju_wars]

Or instead of punching him in the stomach, go for the damned Solar Plexus, weakest point in the center of the body... He'll be sorry.

What's the Solar Plexus?

I just said, please read bolded... and what SpanishBulldog said.

[Zillaowner]

My iPhone, which was in my pocket as we are allowed to carry them as long as we don't use them, went missing. I then saw a kid standing there with it trying to guess the passcode. I told him to give it to me, and I showed that I knew the passcode. But then he ran to the principal's office and showed her that he knew the passcode and told her that I was trying to steal it from him. I now have detention, and that shitstain gets to keep my phone

Oh hell no, kick his ass for that shit, then go to your parents. Call up your older siblings, cousin or whatever and have them kick his ass. He'll know not to be so slick next time he does that shit.