???? wrote: Monsterarts killed my father and married my mother! They are a threat to the entirety if Godzilla collecting and MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS BEFORE MORE PEOPLE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

GreenAiden555 wrote:Well, today something was made clear.
Aside from my girlfriend, I, literally, have no friends.
The last one kept pushing off hanging out, put me at the BOTTOM of the list when he tried to see the Avengers at the midnight release (above two girls that: almost got him killed, assisted him in possibly getting herpes, and causing him to go to a mental health institution, among MANY other things. And those aren't the only two, there was someone else that stole $500 from him that he was in the theater with, though they left to get something to eat...), and told me three different times today that he'd call me and we'd arrange a time we could hang out.. And he never did. He actually blew me off for someone else, and he refuses to say who it is.
Idunnolol. Apparently the best excuse for not contacting me is using the excuse "i dun no wat u r doin so i no ask" is the only one that's good enough.
Of course you wouldn't know. 15 unanswered IM's, countless texts with no replies.. yeah, there's NO WAY you didn't know what I was doing. Uh uh. Nope.

Varan Bon Ziller wrote:....What ever happened to the innocence of monster banging others brains out...

Living Corpse wrote:Those are some really shitty friends. You and your girlfriend are better off leaving them behind and befriending someone else.

???? wrote: Monsterarts killed my father and married my mother! They are a threat to the entirety if Godzilla collecting and MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS BEFORE MORE PEOPLE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

tymon wrote:Man, it really makes me laugh when I remember that all this drama is centered around a fictional, giant atomic monster. Damn you, Godzilla!

Varan Bon Ziller wrote:....What ever happened to the innocence of monster banging others brains out...


Orgasmatron wrote:someone keyed my car while i was parked at splitrock reservoir
do people actually do that
i mean really


Orgasmatron wrote:driver side isnt terrible, passenger side on the back fender is through every layer

Giratina93 wrote:^ Likes tigers and bears. ALOT.
Shadow wrote:Tyler wrote:One of my neighbors' dogs keeps shitting next to my car every morning.
Shit on the dog in it's sleep, that'll teach it.

wataru wrote:Orgasmatron wrote:driver side isnt terrible, passenger side on the back fender is through every layer
Damn... that's gonna cost some money to fix.

Kiryu2012 wrote:For Mother's Day, my mother made me and my sister listen to a children's book. It was REALLY annoying.
Gorosaurus Rex wrote:Shadow wrote:It was so hot out today, I couldn't go up and see the girl I love.
Too bad, I was driving around town with her anyways. She said the change in your pocket wasn't enough for her.


Captain Aktion wrote:Just had my tire blow out on the highway. Fun night.
???? wrote: Monsterarts killed my father and married my mother! They are a threat to the entirety if Godzilla collecting and MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS BEFORE MORE PEOPLE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

NUMQUAM OBLIVISCEMUR MICHAELIS CRICHTONIS
eabaker wrote:Jake Jaguar is asking too many questions about this whole Mulwraygalon affair...


Chris55 wrote:I've never blown a tire because I'm just not attracted to them.
SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:wataru wrote:It's not huge and it's white.
LIKE YO DICK!

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