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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby wataru » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:52 pm

HayesAJones wrote:Cue flood of members recalling sexually scarring moments.


There was this one time I walked in on my ex's best friend Bri getting it on with a super skinny white dude who had a hard-on for anything Triple H. And this dude, who INSISTED everyone call him Hunter, was there with a friend of mine named Becky, but ditched her to bang Bri. It was like a shaved squirrel monkey on cocaine banging a baeched sperm whale with a Yager buzz.

I was blind for 20 minutes.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Tyler » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:40 pm

Forgot to write this really important essay. I don't think Mardi Gras is a reasonable excuse either.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby SpanishBulldog63 » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:11 pm

there was one time me and one of my ex's were goin at it.it was all good till she squirted all over the wall...it was like old faithful and mt vesuvius had a kid
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby PopInPicsPresents » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:16 pm

wataru wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Cue flood of members recalling sexually scarring moments.


There was this one time I walked in on my ex's best friend Bri getting it on with a super skinny white dude who had a hard-on for anything Triple H. And this dude, who INSISTED everyone call him Hunter, was there with a friend of mine named Becky, but ditched her to bang Bri. It was like a shaved squirrel monkey on cocaine banging a baeched sperm whale with a Yager buzz.

I was blind for 20 minutes.


...I can't stop laughing at the bolded part OMFG
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby SpanishBulldog63 » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:19 pm

PopInPicsPresents wrote:
wataru wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Cue flood of members recalling sexually scarring moments.


There was this one time I walked in on my ex's best friend Bri getting it on with a super skinny white dude who had a hard-on for anything Triple H. And this dude, who INSISTED everyone call him Hunter, was there with a friend of mine named Becky, but ditched her to bang Bri. It was like a shaved squirrel monkey on cocaine banging a baeched sperm whale with a Yager buzz.

I was blind for 20 minutes.


...I can't stop laughing at the bolded part OMFG


haha i made the mistake of drinking while reading this
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby gvamp » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:31 am

skreeonk car's alternator went out that's going to cost money I don't have.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Shadow » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:39 am

SpanishBulldog63 wrote:there was one time me and one of my ex's were goin at it.it was all good till she squirted all over the wall...it was like old faithful and mt vesuvius had a kid


:freak: I... don't know what to say about... that.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby CookieMonster » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:53 am

HikizuruBeat wrote:...I was like 6-7...

6 foot 7. And about tree fiddy!
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby SpanishBulldog63 » Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:00 am

Shadow wrote:
SpanishBulldog63 wrote:there was one time me and one of my ex's were goin at it.it was all good till she squirted all over the wall...it was like old faithful and mt vesuvius had a kid


:freak: I... don't know what to say about... that.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby kaiju_wars » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:35 am

My only pair of headphones went out... :cry:

And I have no money to buy more...
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Too bad, I was driving around town with her anyways. She said the change in your pocket wasn't enough for her.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Crocodile » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:48 am

kaiju_wars wrote:My only pair of headphones went out... :cry:

And I have no money to buy more...


Dude I hate when that happens
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby kaiju_wars » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:51 am

Crocodile wrote:
kaiju_wars wrote:My only pair of headphones went out... :cry:

And I have no money to buy more...


Dude I hate when that happens


Soooo much. And I listen to music... alot. Headphones have a 3-9 month life expectantsy with how much I listen to music.
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Shadow wrote:It was so hot out today, I couldn't go up and see the girl I love.

Too bad, I was driving around town with her anyways. She said the change in your pocket wasn't enough for her.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby PopInPicsPresents » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:00 pm

kaiju_wars wrote:Soooo much. And I listen to music... alot. Headphones have a 3-9 month life expectantsy with how much I listen to music.


I know how you feel, but every time it happens my Mom get's pissed at me because obviously I did something to brake them.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Sydney Aradi » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:53 pm

I didn't go to work today because of my stomach ache
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby omgitsgodzilla » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:01 pm

Shadow wrote:
SpanishBulldog63 wrote:there was one time me and one of my ex's were goin at it.it was all good till she squirted all over the wall...it was like old faithful and mt vesuvius had a kid


:freak: I... don't know what to say about... that.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby PopInPicsPresents » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:08 pm

Had to babysit today. Nothing big, until I had to change his diaper. The little shit kicked me in the face...looks like I got punched in the face. Right on my right cheek.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby Living Corpse » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:43 pm

Sleeping schedules mess up, got to get back on the right times. Been up since yesterday 11 AM, fell asleep at 1 PM to day and woke up at 9. It's gonna be a pain trying to go back to sleep.
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby shadowgigan » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:35 pm

Failing my piss test and getting my car taken away :/
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby King Caesar » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:17 pm

shadowgigan wrote:Failing my piss test and getting my car taken away :/

Wait...what?
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Re: What ruined your day?

Postby GodzillavsJason » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:19 pm

King Caesar wrote:
shadowgigan wrote:Failing my piss test and getting my car taken away :/

Wait...what?


i'm assuming he means drug test or a test he hated very much.
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