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I watched the trailer for the new Snow White remake. Why does Hollywood want to rape my childhood!
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On my wall. ;)
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start". :lol:
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
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OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Wow. Just...wow. Hope it goes okay, though inbreeding tends to lead to bad deformities.(I mean no offesnse to you dude.) :(
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Kiryu2012 wrote:
OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Wow. Just...wow. Hope it goes okay, though inbreeding tends to lead to bad deformities.(I mean no offesnse to you dude.) :(
Thanks man, and no offense taken. Hopefully, although sad for me, there is some outside chance she was sleeping with another guy at the time. I only know she's pregnant and that far in right now and have yet to be enlightened as to the other details. But fucking shit am I freaking out right now.
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bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the fucking baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
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UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the fucking baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
This is going to be sig! :lol:
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UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
That wasn't funny. :sigh:
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Godzilla has a regen like Wolverine, a skin like Luke Cage, a hero aura like Captain America, a strength like Hulk, an unstoppability like Juggernaut, an immortality like Deadpool.

There's a 'God' in Godzilla for a reason...
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Kiryu2012 wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
That wasn't funny. :sigh:
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GodzillavsJason wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
This is going to be sig! :lol:
Beat me too it :mad:

Anyways, if she's your second cousin or not blood related it dampens your situation somewhat.
UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
I found that hilarious..
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UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
I beat you all to it 8-)
BrashAlaskan95 wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing. :lol:
On my wall. ;)
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start". :lol:
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
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*Reads over last two pages*

What...the...

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GodzillavsZilla wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.

You name the skreeonk baby after me.

That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
I beat you all to it 8-)
Ok, never mind, it's too much :(
BrashAlaskan95 wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing. :lol:
On my wall. ;)
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start". :lol:
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
Zilla103192 wrote:She saw Godzilla fly... And just gave up. She called bullshit, broke up with me, and just left.

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Shazam14 wrote:
kaiju_wars wrote:
Wait, what... why do you say it like you take offense?
He wanted the baby to be named after him. :/ Duh.[/quote]

Naw I think he wanted it to be named Gwangi.
MothraRocks wrote:*Reads over last two pages*

What...the...

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You ain't seen the half of it.
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what in the butt is going on in here....

Anyway, math homework isn't fun. :(

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NSZ wrote:... This shit actually happens?
Only at Toho Kingdom.
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UltramanGoji wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:
kaiju_wars wrote: Wait, what... why do you say it like you take offense?
He wanted the baby to be named after him. :/ Duh.
Naw I think he wanted it to be named Gwangi.
Well it may seem offensive but thank you for my new sig. And the possible origin of Gwangi...
My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
Godzilla has a regen like Wolverine, a skin like Luke Cage, a hero aura like Captain America, a strength like Hulk, an unstoppability like Juggernaut, an immortality like Deadpool.

There's a 'God' in Godzilla for a reason...
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MothraRocks wrote:*Reads over last two pages*

What...the...

Toho Kingdom, how odd you are.
You ain't seen the half of it.[/quote]

I'm not sure I want to see anymore :/
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bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well, here's what you do you have to marry your cousin, that's what you do when you skreeonk your cousin, if the kid's a boy, name it Bob, it is the ultimate name.
BrashAlaskan95 wrote:
UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing. :lol:
On my wall. ;)
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start". :lol:
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
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When the play "Lets Get It On" you don't actually have to fuck the nearest person, bearijuana let this be a lesson to you
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GodzillavsZilla wrote:
bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
Well, here's what you do you have to marry your cousin, that's what you do when you skreeonk your cousin, if the kid's a boy, name it Bob, it is the ultimate name.
lolnope.

It shall be named UltramanGoji regardless of gender.
bearijuana, I am so sorry for this...
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