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Did you show her your work?
Davros wrote:This is my ultimate victory, Doctor! The destruction of REALITY ITSELF!

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It was all right there with the answers.
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So why do you get a bag grade???
Davros wrote:This is my ultimate victory, Doctor! The destruction of REALITY ITSELF!

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pta917 wrote:So why do you get a bag grade???
That's what he's asking.

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But why does he think?
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I have absolutely no idea. She's a dipshit, anyway. Everyone has a bad grade in her class.
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Trying to have a baby, but finding out today that my wife still isn't pregnant :( I want my tiny little G-Fan

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JuicyJ wrote:Trying to have a baby, but finding out today that my wife still isn't pregnant :( I want my tiny little G-Fan
Jesus Christ I thought you were Russell for a minute there.
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JuicyJ wrote:Trying to have a baby, but finding out today that my wife still isn't pregnant :( I want my tiny little G-Fan
Aw. :(
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Wasting 91 minutes of my life watching the movie, Mega Python vs Gatoroid. NOTHING redeemable in this movie, it's just a mess that got a few laughs but god damn it Asylum can you at least try in one of these.

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I don't know why people complain about their movies. Just looking at the title should tell you it's not something along the lines of a masterpiece.
I will explain slowly why you are wrong.

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Castellan Zilla wrote:Just looking at the title should tell you it's not something along the lines of a masterpiece.
Inventive writers and directors have a history of making interesting movies on the cheap for exploitation producers, working to fit ridiculous titles they've been assigned.
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eabaker wrote:
Castellan Zilla wrote:Just looking at the title should tell you it's not something along the lines of a masterpiece.
Inventive writers and directors have a history of making interesting movies on the cheap for exploitation producers, working to fit ridiculous titles they've been assigned.
Don't see what your point is. Doesn't matter how hard the writers and directors work, the title tells you everything you need to know about the movie. And that it's going to be a ridiculous one at that.
I will explain slowly why you are wrong.

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I would have at least expect Mega Python to fight Gatoroid for more then a short montage scene. Half the time they worked together, should be called Mega Phython AND Gatoroid. Don't get me wrong Gatoroid was interesting and a few plot points were decent but man jump cut and unexplained time skips are abundant. I can sit and enjoy Asylum flicks, some way more then others but this one had weird unexplained cuts that are really jarring. Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy a snake eating a train and taking down The Asylum's blimp :P That was pretty cool.

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The fact that the two main characters die at the last minute severed no purpose.
God that snake head bit was awful.
I really wanted to see the gator and snakes fight. All they did was struggles around some while they were small then practically held hands while rampaging through the city. Even I felt cheated out.

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That sounds pretty bad, but nothing, and I mean nothing, can be as bad as Ghost Shark. Worst movie I've ever seen.
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Is it bad I enjoyed Ghost Shark over Mega Python vs Gatoroid :P As bad Ghost Shark was I did enjoy it, it had bad moments sure but I can green light a "Rent It" review. Best part was the dude who drank the water and got split in half by the Ghost Shark OH and the kids getting eaten. Mmm yes.

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Castellan Zilla wrote:
eabaker wrote:
Castellan Zilla wrote:Just looking at the title should tell you it's not something along the lines of a masterpiece.
Inventive writers and directors have a history of making interesting movies on the cheap for exploitation producers, working to fit ridiculous titles they've been assigned.
Don't see what your point is. Doesn't matter how hard the writers and directors work, the title tells you everything you need to know about the movie. And that it's going to be a ridiculous one at that.
My point is exactly the opposite of the claim you just made, just now. The title gives you a vague concept of a single exploitable narrative aspect. Good writing and direction can make masterpieces from terrible titles; just look at I Walked with a Zombie.
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Dr. Professor wrote:That sounds pretty bad, but nothing, and I mean nothing, can be as bad as Ghost Shark. Worst movie I've ever seen.
Go watch Weasels Rip My Flesh (a movie, obviously, not the Frank Zappa album).

Then you will know true torture.

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http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/11/16/wea ... flesh.aspx
^^If you are to afraid to watch the movie or can't find it, my I suggest the Snobs review. ;) At least that film has an excuse to why it was bad :D

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