What ruined your day?
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I watched the trailer for the new Snow White remake. Why does Hollywood want to rape my childhood!
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BrashAlaskan95 wrote:On my wall.UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing.
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start".
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
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Wow. Just...wow. Hope it goes okay, though inbreeding tends to lead to bad deformities.(I mean no offesnse to you dude.)OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
Godzilla has a regen like Wolverine, a skin like Luke Cage, a hero aura like Captain America, a strength like Hulk, an unstoppability like Juggernaut, an immortality like Deadpool.
There's a 'God' in Godzilla for a reason...
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Thanks man, and no offense taken. Hopefully, although sad for me, there is some outside chance she was sleeping with another guy at the time. I only know she's pregnant and that far in right now and have yet to be enlightened as to the other details. But fucking shit am I freaking out right now.Kiryu2012 wrote:Wow. Just...wow. Hope it goes okay, though inbreeding tends to lead to bad deformities.(I mean no offesnse to you dude.)OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
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Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
You name the fucking baby after me.
That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
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This is going to be sig!UltramanGoji wrote:Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
You name the fucking baby after me.
That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
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That wasn't funny.UltramanGoji wrote:Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
You name the skreeonk baby after me.
That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
Godzilla has a regen like Wolverine, a skin like Luke Cage, a hero aura like Captain America, a strength like Hulk, an unstoppability like Juggernaut, an immortality like Deadpool.
There's a 'God' in Godzilla for a reason...
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Funny is in the mind of the beholder.Kiryu2012 wrote:That wasn't funny.UltramanGoji wrote:Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
You name the skreeonk baby after me.
That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
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Beat me too itGodzillavsJason wrote:This is going to be sig!UltramanGoji wrote:Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
You name the skreeonk baby after me.
That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
Anyways, if she's your second cousin or not blood related it dampens your situation somewhat.
I found that hilarious..UltramanGoji wrote:Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
You name the skreeonk baby after me.
That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
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I beat you all to itUltramanGoji wrote:Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
You name the skreeonk baby after me.
That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
BrashAlaskan95 wrote:On my wall.UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing.
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start".
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
Zilla103192 wrote:She saw Godzilla fly... And just gave up. She called bullshit, broke up with me, and just left.
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*Reads over last two pages*
What...the...
Toho Kingdom, how odd you are.
What...the...
Toho Kingdom, how odd you are.
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Ok, never mind, it's too muchGodzillavsZilla wrote:I beat you all to itUltramanGoji wrote:Well its quite obvious what you do my dear friend.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
You name the skreeonk baby after me.
That's right, you'll be the proud father of the world's second UltramanGoji.
BrashAlaskan95 wrote:On my wall.UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing.
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start".
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
Zilla103192 wrote:She saw Godzilla fly... And just gave up. She called bullshit, broke up with me, and just left.
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He wanted the baby to be named after him. :/ Duh.[/quote]Shazam14 wrote:Wait, what... why do you say it like you take offense?kaiju_wars wrote:
Naw I think he wanted it to be named Gwangi.
You ain't seen the half of it.MothraRocks wrote:*Reads over last two pages*
What...the...
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what in the butt is going on in here....
Anyway, math homework isn't fun.
Anyway, math homework isn't fun.
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Only at Toho Kingdom.NSZ wrote:... This shit actually happens?
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Well it may seem offensive but thank you for my new sig. And the possible origin of Gwangi...UltramanGoji wrote:Naw I think he wanted it to be named Gwangi.Shazam14 wrote:He wanted the baby to be named after him. :/ Duh.kaiju_wars wrote: Wait, what... why do you say it like you take offense?
My most wanted fight ever is Discord vs Bobobo-bo bo-bobo.
Godzilla has a regen like Wolverine, a skin like Luke Cage, a hero aura like Captain America, a strength like Hulk, an unstoppability like Juggernaut, an immortality like Deadpool.
There's a 'God' in Godzilla for a reason...
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You ain't seen the half of it.[/quote]MothraRocks wrote:*Reads over last two pages*
What...the...
Toho Kingdom, how odd you are.
I'm not sure I want to see anymore :/
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Well, here's what you do you have to marry your cousin, that's what you do when you skreeonk your cousin, if the kid's a boy, name it Bob, it is the ultimate name.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
BrashAlaskan95 wrote:On my wall.UltramanGoji wrote:I hope you plan on mounting this thing.
I'll call it "Bob: The One Who Was skreeonk From The Start".
skreeonk scary shit though if it is just scratches.
Zilla103192 wrote:She saw Godzilla fly... And just gave up. She called bullshit, broke up with me, and just left.
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When the play "Lets Get It On" you don't actually have to fuck the nearest person, bearijuana let this be a lesson to you
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lolnope.GodzillavsZilla wrote:Well, here's what you do you have to marry your cousin, that's what you do when you skreeonk your cousin, if the kid's a boy, name it Bob, it is the ultimate name.bearijuana wrote:OOOOOHHHH MMMYYY GOOOOSHH!!! Just found out my cousin is pregnant. She's at a about a month and a half in also, which means I was the only guy skreeonk her at the time as far as I know.
WHAT THE skreeonk DO I DOOO!!!???
It shall be named UltramanGoji regardless of gender.
bearijuana, I am so sorry for this...
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