What ruined your day?

[Dawsbfiremind]

Expected to get out of work on time tonight, when the PA came around to find out who needed dinner orders, I waved him off...

I'm gonna be here about two hours late.

So hungry...

Dang, sorry Baker. I'll abstain from my mid-work snack in your honor.

I'll also abstain from talking about it, 'cause that'd make you even more hungry.

I mean honest-to-goodness, you'd probably strangle me through your computer if I told you about my mid-work snack, it's that good. Pure, delectable, culinary bliss.

Mm-mm. What'd mankind ever do before monkey spam?

Added in 41 seconds:
Oops, I mentioned my snack. Terribly sorry.

[LSD Jellyfish]

Someone used my credit card to buy illegal drugs online. GREAT.

Thankfully called up chase, and got the purchase removed.

[JAGzilla]

EDIT: Never mind.

[eabaker]

Expected to get out of work on time tonight, when the PA came around to find out who needed dinner orders, I waved him off...

I'm gonna be here about two hours late.

So hungry...

Dang, sorry Baker. I'll abstain from my mid-work snack in your honor.

I'll also abstain from talking about it, 'cause that'd make you even more hungry.

I mean honest-to-goodness, you'd probably strangle me through your computer if I told you about my mid-work snack, it's that good. Pure, delectable, culinary bliss.

Mm-mm. What'd mankind ever do before monkey spam?

Added in 41 seconds:
Oops, I mentioned my snack. Terribly sorry.

Hahahaha!

Fortunately I didn't see this until after I got home.

I ended up at work over three hours late, though...

[Dawsbfiremind]

I ended up at work over three hours late, though...

Good thing I mentioned my snack then, 'cause there's nothing quite like monkey spam for helping that after-work fatigue. Some people say you should fry it in a skillet before eating it but I'd advise you to do like I do: eat it at room temperature. Just open the can and shake it until the spam falls out. (That sound it makes, the "shplork shplork shplork", means it's good eatin'.) Then just get a fork or spoon and eat you a good hunk o' monkey. Or you could, in the ultimate irony, have a monkey spam and banana sandwich.

Just suggestions. See what works best for you.

[MechaGoji Bro7503]

You all know that storm that killed my wifi and whatnot a few days ago? Well I got that fixed, but.....but...... my LG Hi-Fi stereo sorta looking modern day boom box thing died. I didn't check it till now. My baby, it's gone. I just got it six months ago.

I even had Plastic Beach, my favorite album, in it and I can't get it out. Damn, and I was having a good day.

[KaijuCanuck]

Had a terrible sleep for maybe the fifth or so day in a row. I’m so sick of being tired at work.

[Dawsbfiremind]

It's 112 degrees with 15% humidity out here. Hottest weather I've experienced since we stopped off in Dubai on our way to Nepal. (We got there an noon and it was 125 degrees with 2% humidity.)

[SonOfGorgo]

The Withthewill forum keeps banning me for stupid reasons. Their "rules" are so strict it feels like a skreonking safe space.

[Maritonic]

The Withthewill forum keeps banning me for stupid reasons. Their "rules" are so strict it feels like a skreonking safe space.

What were their reasons/rules?

[Coobzilla03]

It's 112 degrees with 15% humidity out here. Hottest weather I've experienced since we stopped off in Dubai on our way to Nepal. (We got there an noon and it was 125 degrees with 2% humidity.)

At least you don't have insane humidity

[Godzilla21]

The Withthewill forum keeps banning me for stupid reasons. Their "rules" are so strict it feels like a skreonking safe space.

Can't be worse than here. What happened?

[JAGzilla]

^ It can be a lot worse than here. You have to be completely incapable of basic self-control to get yourself banned from this place.

[Godzilla21]

^ It can be a lot worse than here. You have to be completely incapable of basic self-control to get yourself banned from this place.

Yet the list of banned people (back when they had it posted) had 20+ names. People like Russell, Lain of the Wired, Underworld54 ring a bell?

[SonOfGorgo]

What were their reasons/rules?

https://withthewill.net/threads/12676-The-Rules
They've a frigging restriction on the size of signatures.

I even tried to talk to one of the admins, but then they accused me of harassment. Like, what the skreonk?

[JAGzilla]

Didn't they all get banned for flaming, baiting, or spamming after multiple warnings should've shown them what was coming?

[Godzilla21]

Didn't they all get banned for flaming, baiting, or spamming after multiple warnings should've shown them what was coming?

Or like Snowden who came in here to talk about his script and got banned on site despite the fact that he was the one that got flamed.

And im not sure of all the circumstances of those people being banned but the point was you made it seem like its really tough to get banned here but I counter that plenty of people have been banned. Some have even been brought back like MM and Jomei who were banned for suspicious reasons. So no, it's not always flaming and baiting.

[Dawsbfiremind]

You guys remember why I was banned from CR forums right? For "breaking the fourth wall" and continuing a joke past two posts.

[Godzilla21]

You guys remember why I was banned from CR forums right? For "breaking the fourth wall" and continuing a joke past two posts.

Ugh. Why are people so uptight?

[MikeSTZillak]

You guys remember why I was banned from CR forums right? For "breaking the fourth wall" and continuing a joke past two posts.

CR fourms?