
wataru wrote:We are so bored at work. They actually are paying to have 3 people inside the warehouse to unload truck loads of Nestle Water every night for 2 weeks. Well tonight we have had exactly ZERO trucks of Nestle water. So they're inside eating Burger King and playing cards. They did not offer me a Whopper or to deal me in. So I went inside and dropped a deuce so wicked the rats have evacuated the building..
...Im waiting to see them run out gagging. I'll teach 'em basterds! Sweet revenge!

Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.
UltramanGoji wrote:Just met the GREATEST girl I have ever met.
But its been a while since I had a GF, so I'm kind of nervous to ask her out...
Pyrodorah wrote: Religion is an invention of humans, nothing more.
Chris55 wrote:Shadow wrote:That it is 2013 and there are still directions to using shampoo.
Hey man! I NEED those directions!

Godzilla 2000 wrote:tl;dr is just l33tsp34k for "you talk too damn much."
I wrote:skreeonk the Dave the isn't footings happen

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:wataru wrote:It's not huge and it's white.
LIKE YO DICK!

Giratina93 wrote:^ Likes tigers and bears. ALOT.
Shadow wrote:Tyler wrote:One of my neighbors' dogs keeps shitting next to my car every morning.
Shit on the dog in it's sleep, that'll teach it.

Tyler wrote:Living Corpse wrote:I for the life of me can't think of evil lovers other then Chukey and his girlfriend.
zilla and Hayes.

Godzillatheultimate wrote:Bought a Fluttershy toy today.
Giratina93 wrote:^ Likes tigers and bears. ALOT.
Shadow wrote:Tyler wrote:One of my neighbors' dogs keeps shitting next to my car every morning.
Shit on the dog in it's sleep, that'll teach it.

Gorosaurus Rex wrote:This thread is almost like TK's own current events section of the site. You can keep track of what is the weekly cause of butthurt
NSZ wrote:WHAT KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT MONKEY PUTS THINGS IN THE OVEN TO COOL OFF?!


HayesAJones wrote:RiffTrax The Room. It's so good because it's so bad.
"I'll record every rerun of Dragon Tales, that'll taech them."
"Did I say 'face?' I'm sorry, I meant baby butt."

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:wataru wrote:It's not huge and it's white.
LIKE YO DICK!


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eabaker wrote:Jake Jaguar is asking too many questions about this whole Mulwraygalon affair...

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