NUMQUAM OBLIVISCEMUR MICHAELIS CRICHTONIS
eabaker wrote:Jake Jaguar is asking too many questions about this whole Mulwraygalon affair...


Crocodile wrote:Jomei wrote: I lost my virginity at the age of 6 to every single member of the Spice Girls.
Why am I willing to believe this?

Fairy Mothra wrote:It's a secret to everybody.
Honestly I kind of wish I had one just so I could say 'suck my dick' without having people be like U NO HAS DICK. It's just such a satisfying thing to say to someone when you're mad.

yaburu wrote:Fairy Mothra wrote:It's a secret to everybody.
Honestly I kind of wish I had one just so I could say 'suck my dick' without having people be like U NO HAS DICK. It's just such a satisfying thing to say to someone when you're mad.
Get yourself a strap-on, wear it under your pants, then proceed to tell people to suck your dick. When they counter with the "U NO HAS DICK" thing, whip that skreeonk out.
You won't regret plunking $50 down to get one of those, trust me.
NUMQUAM OBLIVISCEMUR MICHAELIS CRICHTONIS
eabaker wrote:Jake Jaguar is asking too many questions about this whole Mulwraygalon affair...



Crocodile wrote:Jomei wrote: I lost my virginity at the age of 6 to every single member of the Spice Girls.
Why am I willing to believe this?


Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.

UltramanGoji wrote:I discovered the wonderful joy on YouTube known as EpicMealTime.
Now I want a cookbook.


tymon wrote:Man, it really makes me laugh when I remember that all this drama is centered around a fictional, giant atomic monster. Damn you, Godzilla!

Legionmaster wrote:You can't counter-seduce, women can shut down their libido at will. It's scary fast too. You'll have to do the man version: punch her in the face.


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