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[Kiryu2012]

I'm really sick of all these bomb threats. What's next, they'll threaten us with alligators?

[Tyler]

Exploding alligators.

[Crocodile]

I'm really sick of all these bomb threats. What's next, they'll threaten us with alligators?

Well I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure in terms of sheer destructive power and danger to human life
Bombs > Alligators.

Just a small hunch of mine.

[UltramanGoji]

Exploding alligators.

Exploding Cajun Alligators.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

So now my University got some anonymous email (supposedly from the twat whos making these threats) that he'd stop if we lifted the $50,000 bounty on his head.
http://pittnews.com/newsstory/pitt-withdraws-reward-after-receiving-anonymous-email/

Because we totally needed a monetary incentive to turn his ass in.

[Kiryu2012]

Who IS this guy threatning you?

[Crocodile]

Who IS this guy threatning you?

Dunno, but he's getting smacked with some charges when they find out who he is.
Terroristic Threats in Modern America? That's no good.

[anguirusnut94]

I'm really sick of all these bomb threats. What's next, they'll threaten us with alligators?

We fired our cannon til the barrel melted down, so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round. We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind, and when we set the powder of the 'gator lost his mind.
Yeah, why not. alligator threats work as well as bomb threats...

[Gyaos]

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-vows- ... ories.html

North Korea wants to explodify South Korea and anyone else who hates them

[Sydney Aradi]

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-vows-special-actions-turn-seoul-ashes-142914265--abc-news-topstories.html

North Korea wants to explodify South Korea and anyone else who hates them

North Korea hates everyone don't they

[TheSecondComing]

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-vows-special-actions-turn-seoul-ashes-142914265--abc-news-topstories.html

North Korea wants to explodify South Korea and anyone else who hates them

Talk =/= actions. NK's talked shit about SK for decades and nothing's happened.

[Legionmaster]

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-vows-special-actions-turn-seoul-ashes-142914265--abc-news-topstories.html

North Korea wants to explodify South Korea and anyone else who hates them

Talk =/= actions. NK's talked shit about SK for decades and nothing's happened.

That's not true. They've had a few failed long range missile tests.

[Tyler]

The way they're going they're gonna blow themselves up.

[Jomei]

Any major attack on South Korea would spell immediate and total destruction of themselves. They've been sabre-rattling for as long as I can remember, and I anticipate that trend will continue.

[Cimmerian Dragon]

North Korea is like an angry midget with a gun, shooting their mouth off in a room full of lumberjacks. He'd probably kill somebody if he gets pissed enough, but two seconds later he'll be nothing but a wet, red smear pounded into the floorboards.

[wataru]

Any major attack on South Korea would spell immediate and total destruction of themselves. They've been sabre-rattling for as long as I can remember, and I anticipate that trend will continue.

Im not 100% upto date on world affairs but I think any march on North Korea no matter if it was provoked or not might get the attention to China, which is basically the Y2K version of Russia.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Any major attack on South Korea would spell immediate and total destruction of themselves. They've been sabre-rattling for as long as I can remember, and I anticipate that trend will continue.

Im not 100% upto date on world affairs but I think any march on North Korea no matter if it was provoked or not might get the attention to China, which is basically the Y2K version of Russia.

Eh, China's not exactly buddy-buddy with NK at this point. Especially after North Korea started playing around with nukes.

[Crocodile]

Any major attack on South Korea would spell immediate and total destruction of themselves. They've been sabre-rattling for as long as I can remember, and I anticipate that trend will continue.

Im not 100% upto date on world affairs but I think any march on North Korea no matter if it was provoked or not might get the attention to China, which is basically the Y2K version of Russia.

China's more or less referred to NK as their "Spoiled child" at this point, I don't think China shows any interest in bailing their asses out again.

[Kiryu2012]

Sometimes I wish North Korea ended up accidently bombing themselves and ending it all. Hopefully Japan somehow manages to contain NK somehow.

[Jomei]

Any major attack on South Korea would spell immediate and total destruction of themselves. They've been sabre-rattling for as long as I can remember, and I anticipate that trend will continue.

Im not 100% upto date on world affairs but I think any march on North Korea no matter if it was provoked or not might get the attention to China, which is basically the Y2K version of Russia.

China wouldn't back them up if they actually launched rockets into South Korea or something. These are all very good reasons why NK won't do something that stupid. If they do, man, then they've really lost it.