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Re: Official News topic

Postby wataru » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:29 am

yaburu wrote:
Sydney Aradi wrote:No not really. Can you explain this to me?

Basically the Sun was acting up on Tuesday and letting off a bunch of solar flares, which are resulting in Earth getting solar storms. The only thing that anyone really seems to be concerned about, unless I've missed something, is the potential for interruptions in global communications.


It totally skreeonk up my pirated interwebz at work. I couldnt get online and stay online til after 8p. And my cell phone wouldnt access email.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby FlamingZilla23 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:38 pm

wataru wrote:
yaburu wrote:
Sydney Aradi wrote:No not really. Can you explain this to me?

Basically the Sun was acting up on Tuesday and letting off a bunch of solar flares, which are resulting in Earth getting solar storms. The only thing that anyone really seems to be concerned about, unless I've missed something, is the potential for interruptions in global communications.


It totally skreeonk up my pirated interwebz at work. I couldnt get online and stay online til after 8p. And my cell phone wouldnt access email.

luckely it was only a minor threat, but it could get worse, since it's more active this year.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Darth Calypso » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:20 pm

U.S. Military unveiled a non-lethal heat ray vehicle(Heard about this on the Discovery channel 5 years ago): http://news.yahoo.com/us-military-unvei ... 12781.html
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Re: Official News topic

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:29 pm

Darth Calypso wrote:U.S. Military unveiled a non-lethal heat ray vehicle(Heard about this on the Discovery channel 5 years ago): http://news.yahoo.com/us-military-unvei ... 12781.html


So, they unveiled something that has been known for the public for years....
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Re: Official News topic

Postby wataru » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:04 am

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:
Darth Calypso wrote:U.S. Military unveiled a non-lethal heat ray vehicle(Heard about this on the Discovery channel 5 years ago): http://news.yahoo.com/us-military-unvei ... 12781.html


So, they unveiled something that has been known for the public for years....


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Re: Official News topic

Postby bananaoil » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:16 am

Regarding the heat ray:

Four or five months ago, this shady scientist was at my work, and he told me he was the man who had invented the microwave portion of said weapon, and he was now developing smaller versions of the device for Saudi yachts to fend off pirates. I asked him if the US government was considering using the device to combat illegal immigration and he said he couldn't answer. I also couldn't get him to answer what safe guards were in place to prevent you from burning someone to death with the weapon. He simply insisted they were there, and refused to believe that, in the wrong hands, someone could remove those guards and have an actual death ray.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Legionmaster » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:40 am

^They automatically switch off after 3 seconds and don't produce a ray strong enough to pop popcorn and only have a range of 0.6 miles. That's how you can't turn it into a death ray.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby wataru » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:49 am

Legionmaster wrote:^They automatically switch off after 3 seconds and don't produce a ray strong enough to pop popcorn and only have a range of 0.6 miles. That's how you can't turn it into a death ray.


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Re: Official News topic

Postby bananaoil » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:41 pm

Legionmaster wrote:^They automatically switch off after 3 seconds and don't produce a ray strong enough to pop popcorn and only have a range of 0.6 miles. That's how you can't turn it into a death ray.


The scenario I presented the guy was, since the device literally heats up the water particles in your body, what if someone was in some way incapacitated directly infront of one or more of the devices. It wouldn't be good. But he insisted no one would ever use his devices for nefarious purposes.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Showa Gyaos » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:30 pm

I'm sorry guys, but that's a waste of money. It sounds cool, but really it's just dollars being thrown in the garbage.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby bananaoil » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:31 pm

Showa Gyaos wrote:I'm sorry guys, but that's a waste of money. It sounds cool, but really it's just dollars being thrown in the garbage.


The microwave weapon? It's a pretty effective non-leathal countermeasure, especially for large crowds. You have no choice but to back out of its way because of involuntary reflex.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby wataru » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:59 am

Showa Gyaos wrote:I'm sorry guys, but that's a waste of money. It sounds cool, but really it's just dollars being thrown in the garbage.


....when has this EVER stopped a government?
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:57 am

^ I don't care if it's a waste of money or not. It's the twenty-skreeonk-first century, and it's about time I see the army whipping out some death rays. :lol:
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Re: Official News topic

Postby wataru » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:50 am

Cimmerian Dragon wrote:^ I don't care if it's a waste of money or not. It's the twenty-skreeonk-first century, and it's about time I see the army whipping out some death rays. :lol:


YA! Theyve been writing about heat rays since the late 19th century! If Jules Verne can write about submarines and see them in less then 50 years, it's time for some GOD DAMN HEAT RAYS!

THERE'S GIANT LARVA, DINOSAURS AND SPACE DRAGONS OUT THERE! How are we to defend ourselves?!
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Re: Official News topic

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:58 pm

Cimmerian Dragon wrote:^ I don't care if it's a waste of money or not. It's the twenty-skreeonk-first century, and it's about time I see the army whipping out some death rays. :lol:


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Re: Official News topic

Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:07 pm

^ I know, man. That was just sarcasm directed toward the whole "Nefarious military types will misuse these things and microwave illegal immigrants to death" discussion that came up earlier. ;)
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Shazam14 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:33 pm

You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality.

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Re: Official News topic

Postby HeiseiGodzilla117 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:41 pm

Shazam14 wrote:.. Remember that video about Kony? http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/kony- ... 49394.html


Wow, man. There goes his reputation. lol Preach philanthropy then pull that stunt. Classy.

There was still a solid message in that video, though. I hope people will at least take something from it and invest a little more of their time into making the world a better place. For the first time I saw people in my community actually giving a crap about people in another country. I can only hope that trend continues and they take the time to learn a little more about the harsh environments that people in certain countries have to deal with.
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Re: Official News topic

Postby Tamura » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:50 pm

He was just waxing his kony...
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