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[The One and Only]

Knife found on OJ simpsons property, authorities investigating futher:


http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016 ... /81316774/

Just in time for THE PEOPLE Vs. O.J.

[G2000]

Turkey's ruling Ergodan party further erodes free speech in their nation, with police have raiding the offices of the opposition Zaman newspaper, hours after a court ruling placed it under state control. Riot police are being utilized against protestors.

[GodzillaFan1990's]

Has anyone posted this news yet?

http://siberiantimes.com/science/casest ... ave-lions/

[g2vd]

One Venezuelan's Angry Rant: Six Stories From A Socialist Apocalypse

It's reached the point where social media is used to discuss toilet paper strategy. "You can ask on Instagram or Twitter. People will find you, and you can buy in bulk. We have 50 rolls on hand, and we stock up every time we can, because we don't know when there's going to be a shortage again. 

[The One and Only]

Schools and cafes in Germany are banning pork sausages so as not to offend refugees.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/650 ... g-migrants

[3000]

Far from being actual news but i figured i'd share anyway:

This chick that runs this blog decided to make homemade bread with her own vaginal yeast.

https://stavvers.wordpress.com/2015/11/ ... nal-yeast/


The link is safe for work.


but man, you just cant make this shit up.

[Castellan Zilla]

Reminds me of the woman who made cookies out of her period blood(maybe it's the same one!). This stuff is body waste for a reason, fucking christ.

[G2000]

Reminds me of the woman who made cookies out of her period blood(maybe it's the same one!). This stuff is body waste for a reason, fucking christ.

Up next,

Spoiler:

dressings made out of sexual fluids, drinks made from urine, and desserts made of shit because "those are natural bodily functions and people shouldn't be shamed for them!"

I would say it makes me want to throw up, but they'd probably try to make a casserole out of it.

In other news, Trump cancels a rally in Chicago after mass protests turn violent, with liberal protesters (mainly Sanders supporters, it seems) clashing with Trump supporters.

[Kubo]

Between that and the protester who rushed the stage recently, Trump's rallies have taken on a whole new level of crazy. We're not even into the general election season yet.

[g2vd]

Yeah, wonder where those Protesters are getting their funding from..

[Greyshot151]

Vladimir Putin of Russia orders withdrawal from Syria. Link - http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/14/world/rus ... index.html

[G2000]

After yesterday's car bombing killed 32 in the Turkish capital of Ankara; President Ergodan plans to widen the definition of terrorism to include supporting terrorists, including "activists and journalists".

EDIT 3/15/2016 8:30PM: Oh, no, there goes Rubio, go go Trumpzilla

[3000]

Jared from Subway attacked in Colorado prison:


http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/ ... -1.2566171

[The One and Only]

Jared from Subway attacked in Colorado prison:


http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/ ... -1.2566171

Insert footlong joke here. >

[G2000]

34 killed in bombings across Brussels, Belgium today. Entire city under lockdown. Police search for possible surviving bomber.

[Finalwar22]

Microsoft A.I. goes rouge in less than 24 hours http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2 ... robot-wit/

[TetsukiGroudon]

Natzi robots: The possible fall of humanity?

[Noble Saber]

Microsoft A.I. goes rouge in less than 24 hours http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2 ... robot-wit/

Let the history books record that this was how the Skynet Program was born.

[The One and Only]

Southwestern University shuts down the seminal feminist play, The Vagina Monologues, because it doesn't represent women of color enough.
http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/26/posh- ... e-vaginas/

[Kubo]

Southwestern University shuts down the seminal feminist play, The Vagina Monologues, because it doesn't represent women of color enough.
http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/26/posh- ... e-vaginas/

We are reaching levels of stupidity that we've never seen before...