Epic Rap Battles of History

[kaiju_wars]

Cleopatra won... it was funny, but she won.

[GodzillavsZilla]

Here are winners of some of the rap battles who I think won:
Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris- Chuck Norris, but needs a rematch.
Leonidas vs Master Cheif- Leonidas
Wright Brothers vs Mario Brothers- Wright Brothers
Hitler vs Darth Vader (both)- Darth Vader
Cleopatra vs Marlyin Monroe- Cleopatra
Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley- Elvis Presley
Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga- Sarah Palin

[daftfalloutgoji]

Does anyone agree with me that Christopher Colombus won against Captain Kurk? A bunch of my friends disagree.

[MechaJahgeezilla]

According to Nice Peter, a new rap battle is coming out today. He's been hinting at it today on Facebook

UPDATE: It will be coming out Midnight PST (3 AM EST)

UPDATE 2: It is Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs

[HayesAJones]

Update three:

IT'S HERE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0&feature=g-all-u

I liked it. Was different.

[kikomia]

Update three:

IT'S HERE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0&feature=g-all-u

I liked it. Was different.

It's hard to say this, but Steve Jobs won.

[Gojisan866]

HAL 9000 took Steve Jobs' place when he died. I am amused.

[MechaJahgeezilla]

Best one so far, I think Gates won by a little bit, also check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pwmIandWNA&feature=context-gfa

[Shazam14]

This was epic.. I have no idea who won.

[Omegaz]

Completely equal for me. Amazing all around.

[TitanoGoji16]

This was probably the best Rap Battle since Vader vs. Hitler Round 2. Though I must say, I'm slightly disappointed they used HAL in this video... Who's GLaDOS supposed to rap against now?

[Cimmerian Dragon]

Who's GLaDOS supposed to rap against now?

SHODAN, obviously!

[King Caesar]

I actually did the Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates rap with my friend for a talent show on mission tip. We had to censor a few lines "You blow Jobs, you arrogant prick/you stink Jobs, you arrogant chick". I love this rap battle. One of the best and an improvement over Celopatra vs Marilyn Monroe.

[MechaJahgeezilla]

New Rap Battle Oct. 1st and then every other Monday for 12 weeks

[King Caesar]

Awesome. I've been wondering what happened to these for a while. Looks like a fresh batch of awesomeness.

[Shazam14]

Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury - Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2
http://youtu.be/K5a_v0MP_Fk

[MechaJahgeezilla]

Easily Mercury won it

[Eunectes]

Yeah, Mercury.

[King Caesar]

Brilliant. I think Sinatra had some good lines, but Mercury won it.

[omgitsgodzilla]

Mercury wins.

Also a pretty well-done battle, I like that they could manage to get a few digs in at Freddie's flamboyance without getting full-on homophobic.