Stuckey's "How to get the girl"

[Stuckey]

Hey everybody, it's the #1 self-proclaimed ladies man here.
This thread will be, as some of you have guessed, a guide on how to get a date. I've noticed throughout my time here on TK that a lot of you seem to think you'll never have a girlfriend. I find that to be a bunch of bull. With the right attitude, you will definately be able to get the girl. (Disclaimer: I am saying only girls because there are not that many female members. But if you'd like advice, I'd still be glad to offer it.)

To start off this first post will be pretty short, but as time goes by and I have some free time, expect this post to be updated with new "tips" if you will. Also, SS4G will be my assistant in this thread, so if there is something I can't really help with, he might be able to. Or if one of the other members has advice to offer, feel free.

I will answer practically all questions, but if you want to do nothing but get a chick into bed, well...I'm not going to give you much help with that. That's something that you should be able to do on your own after you get your confidence up. If there is something that you feel is too embarassing or you just would rather not have the other members see it, just PM me your question/situation instead.

I think that about covers what I'll be doing in this thread for now.
So here's the first piece of advice...

You have nothing to lose. That's right. The girl turned you down? Who cares, there are plenty of others. What matters is that you put yourself out there and took a chance. And that my friends, is the first thing you need to realize when it comes to "getting the girl".

Alright, let's get those questions coming in here!

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

Just real fast:

If you have questions that pertain outside what Stuckey has posted (homosexual relations, female-to-male issues, relationship issues), shoot me a PM because I am well versed in those areas also.

[Lamango]

A nice hanky and chloroform work for me.

[Monster Master]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E29iOPSxF94

[tokyostateofmind]

Hey everybody, it's the #1 self-proclaimed ladies man here.
This thread will be, as some of you have guessed, a guide on how to get a date. I've noticed throughout my time here on TK that a lot of you seem to think you'll never have a girlfriend. I find that to be a bunch of bull. With the right attitude, you will definately be able to get the girl. (Disclaimer: I am saying only girls because there are not that many female members. But if you'd like advice, I'd still be glad to offer it.)

To start off this first post will be pretty short, but as time goes by and I have some free time, expect this post to be updated with new "tips" if you will. Also, SS4G will be my assistant in this thread, so if there is something I can't really help with, he might be able to. Or if one of the other members has advice to offer, feel free.

I will answer practically all questions, but if you want to do nothing but get a chick into bed, well...I'm not going to give you much help with that. That's something that you should be able to do on your own after you get your confidence up. If there is something that you feel is too embarassing or you just would rather not have the other members see it, just PM me your question/situation instead.

I think that about covers what I'll be doing in this thread for now.
So here's the first piece of advice...

You have nothing to lose. That's right. The girl turned you down? Who cares, there are plenty of others. What matters is that you put yourself out there and took a chance. And that my friends, is the first thing you need to realize when it comes to "getting the girl".

Alright, let's get those questions coming in here!

I am not trying to start anything and really digging this thread. But i am just wondering for our question askers what your credentials are. I am not doubting them and have deep respect for doing this for us, but just wondering what makes you legit?

[Tyler]

From my experience girls I have no interest in are interested in me and vice versa. I also catch a lot of older women (like moms) looking at me, which is weird. But I have no problem talking to girls. I think the key is just be yourself and make them laugh. Then maybe they'll forget about anything awkward.

[Mothra Freak]

Problem with me is I'm completely oblivious to girls hitting on me. @_@

Unless it's extremely obvious... Like yesterday, when this girl IMed me on Facebook, going on about how some quiz had told her we're soul mates or whatever. She's not that pretty. I currently have my sights set higher, if you know what I mean.

[Malchik]

I also catch a lot of older women (like moms) looking at me

Nice.

[Fairy Mothra]

I can help with this if you guys want. my qualifications being that I'm, you know, female. I mean I can't speak for every girl but I can give you some general info. or something idk. lol

but I agree with Stuckey's first tip. I think that's just a common sense thing though, for guys and girls alike.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Unfortunately, the girls I'm trying to pick up are either animated or 3 years younger than me. Anyone wanna help me with that?

[Mothra Freak]

Unfortunately, the girls I'm trying to pick up are either animated or 3 years younger than me. Anyone wanna help me with that?

Wear platform shoes.

[Fairy Mothra]

Unfortunately, the girls I'm trying to pick up are either animated or 3 years younger than me. Anyone wanna help me with that?

Wear platform shoes.

whut.
and 3 years isn't really that much of a difference. now the animated thing idk. it would probably be uncomfortable to make out with a screen.

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

Unfortunately, the girls I'm trying to pick up are either animated or 3 years younger than me. Anyone wanna help me with that?

Wear platform shoes.

whut.
and 3 years isn't really that much of a difference. now the animated thing idk. it would probably be uncomfortable to make out with a screen.

3 years is very big time gap when you're around 18 to 20.

[yaburu]

and 3 years isn't really that much of a difference. now the animated thing idk. it would probably be uncomfortable to make out with a screen.

It is when it makes it statutory rape. I think that's what he's getting at.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Fairy Mothra]

and 3 years isn't really that much of a difference. now the animated thing idk. it would probably be uncomfortable to make out with a screen.

It is when it makes it statutory rape. I think that's what he's getting at.

ahhhh I didn't know how old he was. oh Spirit, you sly dog, you.
still I've got to say in the town I live in I see enough 18 year olds dating 15 year olds where I guess I've been desensitized.

[Tyler]

Nice.

Yeah, but they ain't MILFs.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

still I've got to say in the town I live in I see enough 18 year olds dating 15 year olds where I guess I've been desensitized.

Ah, Southern girl, huh?

[Fairy Mothra]

still I've got to say in the town I live in I see enough 18 year olds dating 15 year olds where I guess I've been desensitized.

Ah, Southern girl, huh?

nope. Long Island, NY actually. we're pretty redneck too though.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Hmm, Pennsylvania is close enough to that place. Maybe I'll be as impervious to the law as the people in Long Island.

Still have a problem with animated girls, though. And I'll be damned if I'm sink low enough to making out with my PS1 while playing FFVIII...