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Re: The sex thread.

Postby King Caesar » Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:05 am

Living Corpse wrote:So, anyone else find girls covered in blood to be a little..."hot"?

As long as they're naked.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby anguirusnut94 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:21 am

I say beastiality's ok so long as the animal's the one doing the skreeonk, not the one being skreeonk. But that might be just me.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Kaiju-King42 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:37 am

tymon wrote:
Tapkaara wrote:
Living Corpse wrote:
It's not even the consent thing that bugs me, it's just disrespectful. Imagine if you get in a car crash and while you survive your son/daughter didn't make it and while you hold onto them crying some random sick skreeonk tears the kid's body, your kid's body from you while you're grieving and begins to have sex with it.


I agree completely, and I am sure that 99.9% of humanity would agree. It's just plain wrong.


The ironic thing is, humans are the only known species to engage in necrophilia. skreeonk up, eh?


... I have just lost faith in our species.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby StonedHope » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:21 am

tymon wrote:The ironic thing is, humans are the only known species to engage in necrophilia. skreeonk up, eh?
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby ghidorasauras » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:24 am

ugh...never start a sex thread with kaiju fans. it's just weird. :shock:
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Goji » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:30 am

Wow dude..posting that photo was not necessary. That should probably be removed.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby wataru » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:38 am

So what's everyone's preferred lube? Im all about Johnson & Johnson baby oil myself
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby ghidorasauras » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:39 am

I don't want to live on this planet anymore :(
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Goji » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:40 am

wataru wrote:So what's everyone's preferred lube? Im all about Johnson & Johnson baby oil myself


Never used it, but honestly, I wouldn't mind some recommendations.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby wataru » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:44 am

Goji wrote:
wataru wrote:So what's everyone's preferred lube? Im all about Johnson & Johnson baby oil myself


Never used it, but honestly, I wouldn't mind some recommendations.


Avoid Wet edibles. I used Wet Pina Colada once in 2002. Havent had a pina colada since.

KY His & Hers is good. Makes the man 'coo' and the woman 'warm'. Downside is, you have to use twice as much lube (his and hers). Gets everywhere. Regular KY is smelly. It's all you'll smell for awhile after.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby anguirusnut94 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:41 am

wataru wrote:So what's everyone's preferred lube? Im all about Johnson & Johnson baby oil myself

I'll have to remember that...
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Legionmaster » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:45 am

Baby oil really shouldn't be used as regular lube. It can damage inside parts with too much use. Once in a while is ok, but overuse can be harmful.

And whatever the cheapest KY stuff is at CVS. I don't need my lube to do silly things, just make things slippery.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby tymon » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:18 pm

StonedHope wrote:You were saying


"A rat would never think about skreeonk a dead rat"

Did George Carlin lie to me? :shock
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby StonedHope » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:24 pm

tymon wrote:"A rat would never think about skreeonk a dead rat"

Did George Carlin lie to me? :shock

Na he didn't.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby tymon » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:30 pm

He lied about necrophilia only being among humans. Those are obviously mice but the joke still works.

I love TK, the only place where I have to go back and explain every other post I make. :roll:
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Living Corpse » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:37 pm

tymon wrote:I love TK, the only place where I have to go back and explain every other post I make. :roll:


Yeah, I hate having to repeat something 3 or 4 times too. :lol:

And maybe he didn't lie, maybe he just didn't know or he might have been sarcastic when he said that.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby tymon » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:49 pm

Living Corpse wrote:
tymon wrote:I love TK, the only place where I have to go back and explain every other post I make. :roll:


Yeah, I hate having to repeat something 3 or 4 times too. :lol:

And maybe he didn't lie, maybe he just didn't know or he might have been sarcastic when he said that.


Yeah he was probably just mistaken, as rare as that is for Carlin.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:53 pm

Legionmaster wrote:>talk about how everyone's sexual preferences are ok
>probably not ok with pedophilia


I said both parties have to be enjoying themselves.

Pretty sure a corpse doesn't find much pleasure in anything.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:59 pm

Cimmerian Dragon wrote:
Pretty sure a corpse doesn't find much pleasure in anything.


They certainly are a stiff audience.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Shazam14 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:01 pm

SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:
Cimmerian Dragon wrote:
Pretty sure a corpse doesn't find much pleasure in anything.


They certainly are a stiff audience.


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