The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

[Chris55]

You do realize God created sex to tempt you fools.

I go to strip clubs to admire God's work

[wataru]

lulzwatarululz

lulzjealouslulz. Youre not even funny anymore, LGM. Now go off and join SG2010 in wanking off to humanized cartoon characters and/or video game characters.

Sex is good. But making love is better. Most of yall are alot younger then I was when I hit my sexual stride. Stride meaning "sex or nothing". Stupidly after a couple bad relationships I spend 2003-2004 drunk and stupid. It's more important to be with someone you want to be WITH then just adding another notch mark to your bed post.

Luckily, no kids. I have no desire to procreate; my cousins already have kids, so the family name is good.

BTW sideways is best. Try it.

What kinda chicks is everyone interested in? Emos, BBWs, redheads?

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

What kinda chicks is everyone interested in? Emos, BBWs, redheads?

Asians. And/or video game characters.

[Orgasmatron]

i dont have any preference, i personally think any ethnicity has the potential to be attractive

by attractive i mean to the extent that id have sex with them


but the things that can potentially attract me to any ethnicity vary from each different one

[omgitsgodzilla]

Yeah, I'm a virgin, and not planning to change that too soon (I'm a damn freshman)... This thread looks interesting. Only read the first and last pages thus far. But yeah, I'm personally way into Japanese girls. 'Specially Yumiko Shaku. Anyways, off to the rest of the thread :3

[mecha-gino]

I don't do it very often.

Because of all the McDonalds you eat gives you Erectal disfunction.

It's because once you've done a three way while hanging from a Helicopter's stairs, nothing feels as exciting, you should know well.

Oh you and your cardgames bets.

[Tyler]

I was told condoms never work and you might as well not use them. Mississippi is #1 in teen pregnancy for a reason. Those religious people who come in and talk to middle school kids are counter productive as all hell.

I like girls with short hair for some reason. I wonder what Freud would say about that. But it doesn't really matter to me. I have to say most of my female friends are pretty and I don't know why they hang out with me.

[wataru]

I was told condoms never work and you might as well not use them. Mississippi is #1 in teen pregnancy for a reason.

I heard you can turn a condom inside out and use it again to save money!

[Showa Gyaos]

I go to strip clubs to admire God's work

Should I, or shouldn't I put this quote into my signature?

[Hellspawn28]

I'm definitely a boobs first guy, but the face is usually the make or break.

Same here. I usally like girls for they are and Girls with brown hair tend to be my main favorite though.

[wataru]

I dont care how stacked a lady is.
I dont care how bootilicous her backside is.
I dont care how enchanting her eyes are.
I dont care if she can suck a bowling ball through a straw.

If her feet are nasty ...deal breaker.

[Tyler]

I heard you can turn a condom inside out and use it again to save money!

I just FHUTA.

Speaking of that I remember a buttsecks thread on the old forum.

[KaneLocke]

It's more important to be with someone you want to be WITH then just adding another notch mark to your bed post.

BTW sideways is best. Try it.

Couldn't agree more. But I've learned relationships need practice. So does sex.

And, yes, sideways is awesome.

[Fairy Mothra]

I'm probably asking for it just by posting in this thread but oh well. lol

sex is awesome. I haven't had it in a while because my boyfriend has probably the least active sex drive in the entire world. I've been really busy lately though so it hasn't been bothering me as much as it usually would.

as far as condoms breaking, it's only ever happened once in the two years I've been with my current boyfriend, so I can personally say I'm pretty sure they work, lol. I'm on the pill anyway though. no babies for me, thanks. I honestly think that if you're smart about it you can pretty much guarantee you're not going to get anyone pregnant (this is assuming the girl's on some kind of birth control and you trust that she's telling you the truth). I'm not saying it's not possible to get pregnant on birth control, but if you take it properly (same time, not missing any doses, paying attention to certain things like antibiotics or other medications that might negate the effects) the chances of that are slim.

and yes, sex is better with someone you love and want to be with. I've only ever had sex with one guy I wasn't dating and it was awkward and I ended up dating him anyway because I felt like I had to. but that's another story, lol.

[SuperSaiyan4Godzilla]

I'm probably asking for it just by posting in this thread but oh well. lol

sex is awesome. I haven't had it in a while because my boyfriend has probably the least active sex drive in the entire world. I've been really busy lately though so it hasn't been bothering me as much as it usually would.

as far as condoms breaking, it's only ever happened once in the two years I've been with my current boyfriend, so I can personally say I'm pretty sure they work, lol. I'm on the pill anyway though. no babies for me, thanks. I honestly think that if you're smart about it you can pretty much guarantee you're not going to get anyone pregnant (this is assuming the girl's on some kind of birth control and you trust that she's telling you the truth). I'm not saying it's not possible to get pregnant on birth control, but if you take it properly (same time, not missing any doses, paying attention to certain things like antibiotics or other medications that might negate the effects) the chances of that are slim.

and yes, sex is better with someone you love and want to be with. I've only ever had sex with one guy I wasn't dating and it was awkward and I ended up dating him anyway because I felt like I had to. but that's another story, lol.

You've damned yourself.

[DaikaijuSokogeki!]

I haven't had it, but it hasn't been out of choice. I had a girlfriend earlier this year with an intense sex drive, and I was planning on doing it with her. But the day I planned on heading to her house and have sex with her, she found she was pregnant with her ex's baby and broke the relationship off. So yeah, my luck with sex blows.

But anyways, I'll go ahead and take this time to ask for advice and get this topic on course. Plus if one guy starts to ask questions, then maybe some more people will grow the balls (pun intended) to ask bona fide questions instead of saying "hurr hurr sechs iz funneh".

Seeing as how I've never had sex, how can I train myself from having a premature ejaculation when the time does come? I definitely don't want to disappoint my partner, so how can I prevent that from happening?

[Living Corpse]

I haven't had it, but it hasn't been out of choice. I had a girlfriend earlier this year with an intense sex drive, and I was planning on doing it with her. But the day I planned on heading to her house and have sex with her, she found she was pregnant with her ex's baby and broke the relationship off. So yeah, my luck with sex blows.

But anyways, I'll go ahead and take this time to ask for advice and get this topic on course. Plus if one guy starts to ask questions, then maybe some more people will grow the balls (pun intended) to ask bona fide questions instead of saying "hurr hurr sechs iz funneh".

Seeing as how I've never had sex, how can I train myself from having a premature ejaculation when the time does come? I definitely don't want to disappoint my partner, so how can I prevent that from happening?

Look on the bright side. You might have dodged a bullet. What if it was YOUR baby she was carrying?

[Gigan X3]

Seeing as how I've never had sex, how can I train myself from having a premature ejaculation when the time does come? I definitely don't want to disappoint my partner, so how can I prevent that from happening?

One would say that you should masturbate and yeah, try seeing if you can last more than last time BUT, Since actual sex is on a whole different level, I guess, although it would ruin the moment, just don't focus.

[yaburu]

Seeing as how I've never had sex, how can I train myself from having a premature ejaculation when the time does come? I definitely don't want to disappoint my partner, so how can I prevent that from happening?

I actually wouldn't worry too much about that. For one, the condom will be on your side. This may come as a shock, but all those people who told you that condoms don't reduce the pleasure of sex...were lying! Yup. Condoms DO make sex less pleasurable. But that's okay, because they make up for that by containing the mess, and making you last longer. Also, keep in mind that you've been masturbating since, like 12 or 13. All those years have trained your dick to respond to a certain tightness and a certain stimulation and technique.

The vagina is a TOTALLY different path to orgasm then the hand. It's different on every level, and it's going to throw your dick for a loop. It did mine. In fact, I didn't even reach orgasm the first time I had sex, because I was so damn trained on my hand. It took three tries or so before I finally could. My best friend told me the same thing happened to him. Of course, he also had to piss like a racehorse the entire time he was having sex, but whatever.

Point is, don't worry too much about being a one-pump chump the first time you have sex. Chances are, you'll have the opposite problem.

I'd also like to touch on Fairy Mothra's post. She hit the nail on the head when she said sex is best with someone you love. Because that person isn't just looking out for them self, they care that you get off too. But more then that, they're familiar with what you like in bed, what you enjoy and what turns you off. One of the reasons my wife and I enjoy sex with each other so much is because we're both well aware of each other's likes and dislikes.

[Gigan X3]

I'd also like to touch on Fairy Mothra's post. She hit the nail on the head when she said sex is best with someone you love. Because that person isn't just looking out for them self, they care that you get off too. But more then that, they're familiar with what you like in bed, what you enjoy and what turns you off. One of the reasons my wife and I enjoy sex with each other so much is because we're both well aware of each other's likes and dislikes.

And talking/joking will very rarely kill the moment in this situation. Unless you're pretty delicate.