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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby wataru » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:43 pm

I will admit, I think both my cousins (2nd cousins) are skreeonk HOT! but I am not going to bang one.

There's a lesson here, kids. If wataru wont bang it, neither should you.
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby RedZillaKing » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:44 pm

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Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:53 pm

^ :lol: I don't think that's what he was getting at, but I laughed anyway.

Still, let's face facts. For most of our history, cousin marriage was considered perfectly acceptable. Many places in the world, it still is. Yeah, I don't think I'd be up for that kind of thing myself, but if someone else feels different...eh, whatever. So long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, knock yourselves out.
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Postby bearijuana » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:25 pm

yaburu wrote:So...you're saying she's cheating on her boyfriend with her cousin?

I think we're seeing the larvel stage of a Jerry Springer episode.

Lol. But no, we havent done it since before she got back together with him. I'm not a doucher. I think we had our fling and it's over, we told each other it would always be non-commitment anyway, if shes single and I'm single then great have at it, but when shes got a guy or ive got a girl it can't be a thing.
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Postby King Caesar » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:06 am

wataru wrote:I will admit, I think both my cousins (2nd cousins) are skreeonk HOT! but I am not going to bang one.

There's a lesson here, kids. If wataru wont bang it, neither should you.

Those are your cousins. Mine on the other hand...
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Postby bearijuana » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:00 am

The feeling of lust and doing something you know your not supposed to when your skreeonk your 1st cousin who on top of everything is smoking hot, is just an irreplacable feeling. Plus getting her high as skreeonk and drunk with you is fun too.
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Postby Mitchal » Tue May 08, 2012 7:22 am

Oh dear god yesterday was freaky.

Friend is smokin' hot when she's got her pants on. But take em' off and BAM, it's a freakin' jungle. I'm not even talking a bush, I really mean jungle. Like, I don't think that place has ever seen a razor.

I'm not opposed to pubic hair, but when it's skreeonk GIGANTIC, it's freakin' weird.
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Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Tue May 08, 2012 8:27 am

Just be thankful you live in the age of groinal-grooming, otherwise you wouldn't even have available alternatives. :lol:
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Postby wataru » Fri May 18, 2012 1:55 pm

So what do yall look at first in a woman - physically?

Eyes, lips, breasts, hips/thighs/ass, legs, feet, etc etc?

I tend to go for hips/thighs/ass, feet and teeth.
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Postby Dash 7 » Fri May 18, 2012 5:58 pm

Personally I look at Eyes, breasts, teeth
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Postby Goji » Fri May 18, 2012 6:04 pm

While I love a nice pair of breasts (what man doesn't?), it's usually other features that tend to catch my eye. Killer eyes, and a bangin' ass usually do me in. Dark eyes, and dark hair are almost always a deal breaker for me. Obviously, she can't be butt ugly or obscenely obese either.
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Postby RedZillaKing » Fri May 18, 2012 6:22 pm

I used to be a boob man but dating Brazilians sort of changed my perspective, lol. Gotta say, though... my wife is nicely balanced.
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Postby Inferno Rodan » Fri May 18, 2012 7:10 pm

wataru wrote:So what do yall look at first in a woman - physically?

Eyes, lips, breasts, hips/thighs/ass, legs, feet, etc etc?

Well that depends on what angle I see her from first, lol.
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Postby GojiFan » Fri May 18, 2012 7:22 pm

Goji wrote:While I love a nice pair of breasts (what man doesn't?), it's usually other features that tend to catch my eye. Killer eyes, and a bangin' ass usually do me in. Dark eyes, and dark hair are almost always a deal breaker for me. Obviously, she can't be butt ugly or obscenely obese either.

This. While a rockin' body is awesome, I almost always tend to look at someone's face first. A bad face completely negates a great body, and a beautiful face can make up for a body that is "lacking".
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Re: The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby Goji » Sat May 19, 2012 7:42 am

DAT GAZE

Seriously, sometimes the eyes are the deal breaker for me. A cute smile and amazing eyes can go a long way. Sometimes, the eyes are what actually keep you away. The "crazy" gaze, or the "I think I'm the shit" looks are instant turn-offs.

I've never been into chicks that have amazing bodies, but are butt ugly. A lot of guys seem to go for that though. Unless they have a personality that makes up for it, it's just a combo that doesn't "work" for me.
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Postby JVM » Sat May 19, 2012 10:13 am

If a girl's got a nice body and a good personality, I can look past the face. But most guys I've known DO tend to go for nice face over everything else. My friend was trying to show me some of the girls at his school he found attractive and they all had nice faces, but none of them had bodies that were that impressive. Whereas the three or so attractive girls at my school he thought were completely ugly.

Of course, I can appreciate a fine face, but most of the girls I've known with nice faces tend to be dim in personality or super quiet. Of course, that's just my personal experience, and I'm still relatively young, so there's different factors at play.

But back to the original question, I tend to look at hair first actually - I'm not really sure why that is. Then of course the breasts.
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Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Sat May 19, 2012 10:45 am

wataru wrote:So what do yall look at first in a woman - physically?

Eyes, lips, breasts, hips/thighs/ass, legs, feet, etc etc?

I tend to go for hips/thighs/ass, feet and teeth.



Face is the most important. I like delicate-yet-defined bone structure. A large nose or a round, soft face are deal-breakers. Lighter eyes are a plus, and I prefer dark hair 95% of the time. Also, I generally like a light, even complexion. There are exceptions, but darker skin and tans generally do nothing for me.

As far as the body goes, fake breasts make me want to puke. Large naturals are fine, but only if they're in proportion with the rest of the body. A 20-inch waist and DDs just looks goofy to me. Mostly though, it's all about the legs. ;)
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Postby Tim85 » Sun May 20, 2012 6:17 am

Face is the first thing. If I can't stand to look at her face, pass. Then I'll look on down at the breasts, legs, and butt: in that order usually.

Of course, if there's a low cut top involved then that'll be the first place I look.
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Postby Gorosaurus Rex » Mon May 21, 2012 1:48 pm

Face is a mixed thing for me. I would love a pretty face and alot of times a pretty face is enough to make me swoon, but hey I can look past that easily for a good body and great personality.
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Postby ZillaMaster91 » Wed May 23, 2012 9:15 pm

Physically, a woman's face is what catches my attention first. I typically find myself attracted to women with brown or green eyes. Then next it would be her body that I notice. I don't find myself attracted to women who are way too skinny... like super model skinny. I like them average to busty. If I say so myself, I really find a woman's legs to be the most attractive aspect of their body. I could care less for big breasts and a big butt. I like my women proportionate!

As for personality. A mutual respect between us is important. Also she has to be someone that I can easily have a conversation with and be myself. There are times in the past that I completely change my behavior around a certain girl whether it be that I stop being my usual nerdy self, or act like a complete saint all the time. I don't like that - it's essentially living a lie. I'd rather be myself than be someone else, am I right?
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