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Postby RedZillaKing » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:58 pm

Sober sex with a hot, unrelated woman.
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Postby Bret » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:00 pm

Berzerkgodzilla wrote:Drunken high sex with your cousin. What could possibly be better?


Wait 9 months. Than the explainin starts happening.
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Postby Living Corpse » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:01 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:What kind of cousin? 1st? 2nd? Hopefully 3rd?


First. I think he said it was his first. Truthfully I find it hard to believe that he came back here just to tell us this, it's not exactly something you brag about.
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Postby Goji » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:02 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:Sober sex with a hot, unrelated woman.


Lol. My thoughts exactly.
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Postby bearijuana » Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:20 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:What kind of cousin? 1st? 2nd? Hopefully 3rd?

1st
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Postby yaburu » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:16 pm

Legionmaster wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?

Then it's threesome time. :P

+1 to this idea.

Not kidding. If they might be the kind of people that are into it, send out a feeler or two. Gauge their response.
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Postby Legionmaster » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:16 pm

First cousin marriage is legal in 18 states, guys. It's not as taboo as you think it is.
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Postby Shazam14 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:21 pm

Legionmaster wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?

Then it's threesome time. :P


Ugh! Why did I laugh so hard at that?
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Postby wrongnote85 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:35 pm

Shazam14 wrote:
Legionmaster wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:But what if you knew the husband? What if he's your friend? Not like best friends but you're cool with him?

Then it's threesome time. :P


Ugh! Why did I laugh so hard at that?


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Postby HikizuruBeat » Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:07 pm

Legionmaster wrote:First cousin marriage is legal in 18 states, guys. It's not as taboo as you think it is.

Doesn't make it less weird.
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Postby RedZillaKing » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:06 am

HikizuruBeat wrote:
Legionmaster wrote:First cousin marriage is legal in 18 states, guys. It's not as taboo as you think it is.

Doesn't make it less weird.

We'll let the results of inbreeding speak for themselves. Not to mention it's just an inch away from sister tucking.
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Postby Inferno Rodan » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:26 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:We'll let the results of inbreeding speak for themselves. Not to mention it's just an inch away from sister tucking.

One round of inbreeding almost always produces perfectly healthy offspring. It's when it happens for several generations that things get screwy.
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Postby JVM » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:11 pm

IR speaks the truth actually, there was a scientific study on this. I do have to wonder how they gauged results on that kind of thing though. (Not trying to be funny. Genuinely wondering how you would go about that.)
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Postby bearijuana » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:19 pm

^^ yea believe me I did my research before going buckwild on my 1st cousin. Were not planning on pregnancy though, we don't want anyone else in the family to know, not because we care, but because they would most likely shun us.Plus she just got back together with her ex, whom she once dated for a year and a half straight
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Postby yaburu » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:39 pm

So...you're saying she's cheating on her boyfriend with her cousin?

I think we're seeing the larvel stage of a Jerry Springer episode.
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Postby wataru » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:43 pm

I will admit, I think both my cousins (2nd cousins) are skreeonk HOT! but I am not going to bang one.

There's a lesson here, kids. If wataru wont bang it, neither should you.
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Postby RedZillaKing » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:44 pm

Inferno Rodan wrote:
RedZillaKing wrote:We'll let the results of inbreeding speak for themselves. Not to mention it's just an inch away from sister tucking.

One round of inbreeding almost always produces perfectly healthy offspring. It's when it happens for several generations that things get screwy.

You heard the man. Moms, sisters, daughters, cousins and grandmas. Nothings off limits now that we knows the baby's is gonna be awwwright!
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Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:53 pm

^ :lol: I don't think that's what he was getting at, but I laughed anyway.

Still, let's face facts. For most of our history, cousin marriage was considered perfectly acceptable. Many places in the world, it still is. Yeah, I don't think I'd be up for that kind of thing myself, but if someone else feels different...eh, whatever. So long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, knock yourselves out.
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Postby bearijuana » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:25 pm

yaburu wrote:So...you're saying she's cheating on her boyfriend with her cousin?

I think we're seeing the larvel stage of a Jerry Springer episode.

Lol. But no, we havent done it since before she got back together with him. I'm not a doucher. I think we had our fling and it's over, we told each other it would always be non-commitment anyway, if shes single and I'm single then great have at it, but when shes got a guy or ive got a girl it can't be a thing.
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Postby King Caesar » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:06 am

wataru wrote:I will admit, I think both my cousins (2nd cousins) are skreeonk HOT! but I am not going to bang one.

There's a lesson here, kids. If wataru wont bang it, neither should you.

Those are your cousins. Mine on the other hand...
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