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Postby HeiseiGodzilla117 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:20 pm

DaikaijuSokogeki! wrote:
HeiseiGodzilla117 wrote:I was cursed with a small member... 6 inches.


6 inches isn't exactly small. In fact, it's often considered average. I would know because that's my size too.


Just seemed that way compared to what everyone else was saying. Granted, I've never had sex, so I wouldn't know if it was a decent size anyways.
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Postby Crocodile » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:21 pm

7.2 baby

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Postby kikomia » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:30 pm

Crocodile wrote:7.2 baby

Croc is now happy with this thread


I read somewhere that you are black. Is that right?
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Postby yaburu » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:36 pm

I've never been to concerned with the length of my dick, and any woman I talk to shares this sentiment. Circumference/girth/thickness is what counts in my eyes.
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Postby Crocodile » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:41 pm

kikomia wrote:
Crocodile wrote:7.2 baby

Croc is now happy with this thread


I read somewhere that you are black. Is that right?


Mixed, but typically identify as black on documents

The census actually dictated I was hispanic though.
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Postby SpanishBulldog63 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:53 pm

im 6.3,which is ironically my old jersey number if you take out the dot in the middle.but imo it aint the size of the boat,it's the motion of the ocean
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Postby Spirit Ghidorah 2010 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:19 pm

HeiseiGodzilla117 wrote:I was cursed with a small member... 6 inches.

What radioactive wasteland do you live in where 6 inches is considered small?

I'm 4 inches and proud.
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Postby Fairy Mothra » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:30 pm

I can tell you in all honesty no woman cares about how many inches your dick is.

You can have a big dick and it can still be ugly and/or useless.
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Postby kikomia » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:32 pm

Fairy Mothra wrote:I can tell you in all honesty no woman cares about how many inches your dick is.

You can have a big dick and it can still be ugly and/or useless.


All that matters is your lines. My favourite line:

Bitch you ain't slick, you gon suck this dick.
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Postby Inferno Rodan » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:32 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:A modest 6.5.

HeiseiGodzilla117 wrote:I was cursed with a small member... 6 inches.

Contrary to what porn would have you believe, average length is 5.5-6 inches.

I'm right at 6, and frankly I'm fine with that.

Fairy Mothra wrote:I can tell you in all honesty no woman cares about how many inches your dick is.

Except size queens. But no one likes them anyway.
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Postby HeiseiGodzilla117 » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:39 pm

Fairy Mothra wrote:You can have a big dick and it can still be ugly


I have no idea why, but this part of your post made me literally lol, FM. I'm sure you weren't trying to be humorous, just truthful. But still...
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Postby SuperSaiyan4Godzilla » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:45 pm

Fairy Mothra wrote:I can tell you in all honesty no woman cares about how many inches your dick is.

You can have a big dick and it can still be ugly and/or useless.


Very true.

I've got about a 6.5 long and 5.5 around..

Kinda odd measurements, I know.
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Postby yaburu » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:55 pm

Fairy Mothra wrote:I can tell you in all honesty no woman cares about how many inches your dick is.


Now this I have to disagree with. You specifically may not care how big your partner is, but I can confirm through both personal experience and talking with several female friends that yes, a lot of women like a big dick. I think it's kind of in the same vein as us men and tits. We (usually) like bigger tits. And when a woman has them, it can make sex a little better because the man is more aroused. HOWEVER, that being said, a member of the itty bitty titty committee can just as easily rock a guy's world as a woman with double Ds. Same with women. If a woman knows she's about to get stretched out, it can be pretty arousing, thus making sex a little better. Now mind you that's more for one night stands, in relationships things like dick and tit size more or less get tossed out the window of overall relevancy pretty quick.

But even in a relationship, if you got a big dick, your better half will be happy to sing its praises.

Fairy Mothra wrote:You can have a big dick and it can still be ugly and/or useless.


Now this is true. Ideally it's nice to have a big dick that looks good and the knowledge to work it, but in order of importance, I would rank size at the bottom of the three. At the risk of sounding like an egotistical prick, I personally feel I've been blessed with all three. But hey, I've only been with one woman my entire life, what the skreeonk do I know, eh? I guess once I'm actually out there and with another woman, I'll know if I actually got the magic moves, or if I just know how to rock one woman's world.


SuperSaiyan4Godzilla wrote:Very true.

I've got about a 6.5 long and 5.5 around..

Kinda odd measurements, I know.


I still find it weird we're like dick twins.
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Postby Jomei » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:22 pm

Fairy Mothra wrote:I can tell you in all honesty no woman cares about how many inches your dick is.

You can have a big dick and it can still be ugly and/or useless.


While the latter statement is true, the former is not in my experience. Maybe it's the people I know or my openly sexual personality with women, but I've witnessed a lot of interest/curiosity/fascination on that front. In high school I had girls openly stare at/comment on my crotch on a number of occasions. Oh, yeah, men too.

That said, people have a really skewed perception of what normal/large sizes are. When I see people describing 6-6.5 as "small" or "humble" I feel like monstrous porn actors have really distorted males' self-perception. I also think people misunderstand what it is women enjoy. From what I understand, average to somewhat large is what women seem to enjoy most. So size matters, but it's not as simple as bigger = better or average = bad.
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Postby TechnoForce » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:40 pm

I have seen a few times people mention they are virgins in this thread. I wonder what any the correlation between being a virgin and an active member on a Godzilla fan forum is? :lol:
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Postby Crocodile » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:41 pm

TechnoForce wrote:I have seen a few times people mention they are virgins in this thread. I wonder what any the correlation between being a virgin and an active member on a Godzilla fan forum is? :lol:


In my case, very high.
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Postby HikizuruBeat » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:49 pm

TechnoForce wrote:I have seen a few times people mention they are virgins in this thread. I wonder what any the correlation between being a virgin and an active member on a Godzilla fan forum is? :lol:

Not much correlation also there could be different causation of why people are active members of TK or not.
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Postby Shadow » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:51 pm

7.4 inches, it was once even longer(close to 9) , but thinner. Now I got a wider dong and have a good size, and I'm happy with it.
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Postby JVM » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:00 pm

I wouldn't say there's a correlation between Godzilla fans and virginity. Unless the majority of this forum has been lying, lol
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Postby TechnoForce » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:06 pm

What about the average age people on the forum lost theirs?
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