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The sex thread. [Suggestive Themes, Rec. 18+]

Postby yaburu » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:02 pm

Yup. Been thinking about doing this for a while now, gonna give it a shot.

First off, if the powers that be feel this is just too big a potential hotbed for flames, adult stuff, etc etc, I won't try to appeal a locking or anything, but I do ask you at least give it a chance.

Now, that being said, the purpose of this thread is to field and respond to questions of a sexual nature. If you got some kind of sexual question or curiosity, bring it here, and hopefully, someone with knowledge will share the answer with you, and everyone leaves happy. I also wanted this to be kind of a "tip-swapping" thread, to find new techniques and such but, yeah, I think the convos there might be a bit much for the younger set.

Anyways, let's see where this goes.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Living Corpse » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:17 pm

First time sucked.

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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Hedorah » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:25 pm

Well I climbed in her window, and then she freaked out, then her bro came in and scared me away, I forgot my t-shirt there, I'm so dumb, I am really dumb...fo' real
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Hellspawn28 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:30 pm

I never had sex in my life before, I got set up with one girl with my a friend of mine several years ago but it never really work out well.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Godzilla 1995 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:31 pm

Hedorah wrote:Well I climbed in her window, and then she freaked out, then her bro came in and scared me away, I forgot my t-shirt there, I'm so dumb, I am really dumb...fo' real



Dude, that was my sister! You're that idiot from out in the Projects!
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Wierd, I was just making these jokes with my friends earlier today....
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby zilla103192 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:32 pm

weird that this thread was made now... i just got done with bri.... nevermind :huge:
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Tyler » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:19 pm

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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Legionmaster » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:22 pm

Good to see all the tweens are being mature about this.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Hellspawn28 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:27 pm

zilla103192 wrote:weird that this thread was made now... i just got done with bri.... nevermind :huge:


Did you put on a comdom or do you want to be a Dad at the age of 18?
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby zilla103192 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:31 pm

Godzilla 1995 wrote:
Hedorah wrote:Well I climbed in her window, and then she freaked out, then her bro came in and scared me away, I forgot my t-shirt there, I'm so dumb, I am really dumb...fo' real



Dude, that was my sister! You're that idiot from out in the Projects!
You don't need to come and confess, we is gonna FIND you, we is gonnaFIND you. You can run and tell THAT....HOMEBOY.



Wierd, I was just making these jokes with my friends earlier today....


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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Reptile » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:33 pm

hurr hurr durr sex

Anywho, I'm a bit paranoid about sex as of right now. On the one hand, it's sex and as a male I like sex. On the other hand I cannot afford to financially support a child right now.

Before anyone comes rushing in going "OMG JUST WEAR A CONDOM YOU SEXUALLY REPRESSED BIBLE THUMPING REPUBLICAN!" I do, I'm just jittery about it breaking. Condom's aren't 100% foolproof you know. It's not stopping me, it just bothers me more than it probably should.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Hellspawn28 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:38 pm

I will have sex when I'm ready for sure, and if I had a GF that wanted to do have sex then I will tell her that we can do it when we are marry. The idea of me being a dad at 19 sounds way too silly, and I rather wait until 22-30 to have kids.

The one thing I don't like about Sex is that people will act like that they are all that because they got sex and act they are a total man now because they had sex.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Arrow » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:40 pm

I don't mind the thread, but I'm just asking that we mature about it. Thanks.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Drewzilla » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:37 pm

I am an abstanent virgin by choice. To put it simply, to me the risks arn't worth the reward. I know there's comdoms and pills, esc. Pills can be forgoten or be out dated. Condoms can break. And honestly, you can't always trust someone, I had a friend to told me her friend caught his g/f poking holes in there condoms.

Right now, if I get horny, there's online porn. However, I will say that Oral sex or usage of hands on someone else, going both with men and women, are a gray area and if the chance does come up, I might try it. Till then, I'm holding out till I find Mrs. Right.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Tyler » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:46 pm

Where I'm from you're expected to get married and have 9 kids before you're thirty. Or at least that's what my crazy family believes.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Malchik » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:58 pm

You do realize God created sex to tempt you fools.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Tyler » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:08 pm

Malchik wrote:You do realize God created sex to tempt you fools.


What a douche.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Reptile » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:11 pm

Tyler wrote:
Malchik wrote:You do realize God created sex to tempt you fools.


What a douche.


I know. Like, what's up with all the venomous Australian wildlife? Even their jellyfish can skreeonk end you.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Drewzilla » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:15 pm

Malchik wrote:You do realize God created sex to tempt you fools.


Yeah that's the awnser. It's not evoluton of seperate gender creatures that need to procreate which also spawned pleasure nerves to make it enjoyable.
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Re: The sex thread.

Postby Reptile » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:18 pm

In before religious vs atheistic wank storm.
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