HayesAJones wrote:Smoking Xenos? That'd be just like...
Doing acid!
*socked for terrible joke*
If this convo was on Facebook, someone would screenshot it and it would be in the Funny Pics thread.
HayesAJones wrote:Smoking Xenos? That'd be just like...
Doing acid!
*socked for terrible joke*

godzilla898 wrote:I had the freakiest dreaming ever this morning. (I got up at about 7 to write something down and then went back to bed for a bit.)
In the first part of the dream, my friend texted me that she was going rock climbing. So I thought "Cool, I'll meet her there." I went to a store, possibly to buy breakfast supplies, and one impossible event after kept me delayed so long I didn't make it. I was sorely disappointed. I can't remember all of the vents, but one of them was a 6-foot tall Rodan that was about to go beserk and probably destroy the stop. I stopped it by hugging it and spinning it out of the shop.There were a couple more I couldn't remember, climaxing in a creepy guy who called himself Verekron closing all the doors of the place and not allowing anyone to leave, saying it was part of some experiment he was doing.I managed to sneak out, but I can't remember what happened next.
The second part was so skreeonk up it kinda scares me. I'm on the 3rd level of this multi-story flat thing with stairs going between each level. As I'm climbing up I hear the door shut on the ground level and some women (who was apparently named Misha) started ranting about the treatment of the name Misha in Katawa Shoujo. Somehow, the idea pops up of somewhere that it should be hot girls, slowly descending into ugly, and then death. By this point I'm almost at the ground floor, where there's a pretty huge TV. Suddenly a vid pops up of such a thing. Below it I can see a Youtube-esque like/dislike bar. It was a dot of green against millions of red. The video went something like this-it starts with a cartoony hot girl, when another hot girl sort of "genies" out and appears next to her. This happened again with another girl. The next thing that popped out was a boot. The boot lifted up, to reveal a nasty, severed hobo foot. Remembering that the coversation ended with "ugly, death", I beccame rather apprehensive. Suddenly the entire video turned black with red text, saying "I SUGGEST YOU ROLL OUT OF THE ROOM NOW." What happened next is still freaking me out a bit. The video cut to a strange entryway/arch thing, with lots of little things scurrying around it and this massive, red, long-necked beast of hell was walking through the arch away from us. I was hoping it wouldn't notice us, but it did. It turned around, sticking its head big and close up to the screen, before its eyes glowed and it released a roar that can only be described as satanic.
And I'm hearing Anguirus roar as I'm typing this.
Svitska Donkun wrote:Godzilla vs. Robot was best one. It was my favorite of movies. Especially part where Godzilla becomes magnet. I wish I could be magnet, but for people. Maybe then Mama will love me despite me not coming from her womb.
godzilla898 wrote:I had the freakiest dreaming ever this morning. (I got up at about 7 to write something down and then went back to bed for a bit.)
In the first part of the dream, my friend texted me that she was going rock climbing. So I thought "Cool, I'll meet her there." I went to a store, possibly to buy breakfast supplies, and one impossible event after kept me delayed so long I didn't make it. I was sorely disappointed. I can't remember all of the vents, but one of them was a 6-foot tall Rodan that was about to go beserk and probably destroy the stop. I stopped it by hugging it and spinning it out of the shop.There were a couple more I couldn't remember, climaxing in a creepy guy who called himself Verekron closing all the doors of the place and not allowing anyone to leave, saying it was part of some experiment he was doing.I managed to sneak out, but I can't remember what happened next.
The second part was so skreeonk up it kinda scares me. I'm on the 3rd level of this multi-story flat thing with stairs going between each level. As I'm climbing up I hear the door shut on the ground level and some women (who was apparently named Misha) started ranting about the treatment of the name Misha in Katawa Shoujo. Somehow, the idea pops up of somewhere that it should be hot girls, slowly descending into ugly, and then death. By this point I'm almost at the ground floor, where there's a pretty huge TV. Suddenly a vid pops up of such a thing. Below it I can see a Youtube-esque like/dislike bar. It was a dot of green against millions of red. The video went something like this-it starts with a cartoony hot girl, when another hot girl sort of "genies" out and appears next to her. This happened again with another girl. The next thing that popped out was a boot. The boot lifted up, to reveal a nasty, severed hobo foot. Remembering that the coversation ended with "ugly, death", I beccame rather apprehensive. Suddenly the entire video turned black with red text, saying "I SUGGEST YOU ROLL OUT OF THE ROOM NOW." What happened next is still freaking me out a bit. The video cut to a strange entryway/arch thing, with lots of little things scurrying around it and this massive, red, long-necked beast of hell was walking through the arch away from us. I was hoping it wouldn't notice us, but it did. It turned around, sticking its head big and close up to the screen, before its eyes glowed and it released a roar that can only be described as satanic.
And I'm hearing Anguirus roar as I'm typing this.

Kiryu2012 wrote:godzilla898 wrote:I had the freakiest dreaming ever this morning. (I got up at about 7 to write something down and then went back to bed for a bit.)
In the first part of the dream, my friend texted me that she was going rock climbing. So I thought "Cool, I'll meet her there." I went to a store, possibly to buy breakfast supplies, and one impossible event after kept me delayed so long I didn't make it. I was sorely disappointed. I can't remember all of the vents, but one of them was a 6-foot tall Rodan that was about to go beserk and probably destroy the stop. I stopped it by hugging it and spinning it out of the shop.There were a couple more I couldn't remember, climaxing in a creepy guy who called himself Verekron closing all the doors of the place and not allowing anyone to leave, saying it was part of some experiment he was doing.I managed to sneak out, but I can't remember what happened next.
The second part was so skreeonk up it kinda scares me. I'm on the 3rd level of this multi-story flat thing with stairs going between each level. As I'm climbing up I hear the door shut on the ground level and some women (who was apparently named Misha) started ranting about the treatment of the name Misha in Katawa Shoujo. Somehow, the idea pops up of somewhere that it should be hot girls, slowly descending into ugly, and then death. By this point I'm almost at the ground floor, where there's a pretty huge TV. Suddenly a vid pops up of such a thing. Below it I can see a Youtube-esque like/dislike bar. It was a dot of green against millions of red. The video went something like this-it starts with a cartoony hot girl, when another hot girl sort of "genies" out and appears next to her. This happened again with another girl. The next thing that popped out was a boot. The boot lifted up, to reveal a nasty, severed hobo foot. Remembering that the coversation ended with "ugly, death", I beccame rather apprehensive. Suddenly the entire video turned black with red text, saying "I SUGGEST YOU ROLL OUT OF THE ROOM NOW." What happened next is still freaking me out a bit. The video cut to a strange entryway/arch thing, with lots of little things scurrying around it and this massive, red, long-necked beast of hell was walking through the arch away from us. I was hoping it wouldn't notice us, but it did. It turned around, sticking its head big and close up to the screen, before its eyes glowed and it released a roar that can only be described as satanic.
And I'm hearing Anguirus roar as I'm typing this.
Pretty odd dream right there. I'm not impressed by Red, though, and I feel he could be beat by the likes of Bagan or Grand King Ghidorah.
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UltramanGoji wrote:Kiryu2012 wrote:godzilla898 wrote:I had the freakiest dreaming ever this morning. (I got up at about 7 to write something down and then went back to bed for a bit.)
In the first part of the dream, my friend texted me that she was going rock climbing. So I thought "Cool, I'll meet her there." I went to a store, possibly to buy breakfast supplies, and one impossible event after kept me delayed so long I didn't make it. I was sorely disappointed. I can't remember all of the vents, but one of them was a 6-foot tall Rodan that was about to go beserk and probably destroy the stop. I stopped it by hugging it and spinning it out of the shop.There were a couple more I couldn't remember, climaxing in a creepy guy who called himself Verekron closing all the doors of the place and not allowing anyone to leave, saying it was part of some experiment he was doing.I managed to sneak out, but I can't remember what happened next.
The second part was so skreeonk up it kinda scares me. I'm on the 3rd level of this multi-story flat thing with stairs going between each level. As I'm climbing up I hear the door shut on the ground level and some women (who was apparently named Misha) started ranting about the treatment of the name Misha in Katawa Shoujo. Somehow, the idea pops up of somewhere that it should be hot girls, slowly descending into ugly, and then death. By this point I'm almost at the ground floor, where there's a pretty huge TV. Suddenly a vid pops up of such a thing. Below it I can see a Youtube-esque like/dislike bar. It was a dot of green against millions of red. The video went something like this-it starts with a cartoony hot girl, when another hot girl sort of "genies" out and appears next to her. This happened again with another girl. The next thing that popped out was a boot. The boot lifted up, to reveal a nasty, severed hobo foot. Remembering that the coversation ended with "ugly, death", I beccame rather apprehensive. Suddenly the entire video turned black with red text, saying "I SUGGEST YOU ROLL OUT OF THE ROOM NOW." What happened next is still freaking me out a bit. The video cut to a strange entryway/arch thing, with lots of little things scurrying around it and this massive, red, long-necked beast of hell was walking through the arch away from us. I was hoping it wouldn't notice us, but it did. It turned around, sticking its head big and close up to the screen, before its eyes glowed and it released a roar that can only be described as satanic.
And I'm hearing Anguirus roar as I'm typing this.
Pretty odd dream right there. I'm not impressed by Red, though, and I feel he could be beat by the likes of Bagan or Grand King Ghidorah.
But Your Majesty Ghidorah and Overhyped Fanwank Character don't exist in the real world.

Kiryu2012 wrote:We could still imagine the outcome. I've been thinking of a Red vs Bagan battle myself.
Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.

UltramanGoji wrote:Kiryu2012 wrote:We could still imagine the outcome. I've been thinking of a Red vs Bagan battle myself.
Because that's just what the world needs.
More false accusations of Bagan being a badass.
You probably can tell that I don't like Bagan.

Kiryu2012 wrote:UltramanGoji wrote:Kiryu2012 wrote:We could still imagine the outcome. I've been thinking of a Red vs Bagan battle myself.
Because that's just what the world needs.
More false accusations of Bagan being a badass.
You probably can tell that I don't like Bagan.
Good point. Bagan is overrated these days.
Suddenly imagines Red vs Painis Cupcake.

Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.


Shadow wrote:Wait, it's coming back to me... I was a pony... oh god... Kiryu2012 is right beside me... no my clothes, stop taking them off- *Takes shotgun and commits suicide*
And now here I am.


Gorosaurus Rex wrote:This thread is almost like TK's own current events section of the site. You can keep track of what is the weekly cause of butthurt
RedZillaKing wrote:And being a sadastic bastard, your pain amuses me.

Varan Bon Ziller wrote:Spiders. One of the few thongs that make me srceam like a little girl.
NSZ wrote:I'm surrounded by snowmen...
space godzilla wrote:I had a dream last night where some of you guys here on TK were Smurfs and GotengoXGodzilla was a Dachsund.

Godzillatheultimate wrote:Lincoln is gonna emancipate your balls from your body.

Chris55 wrote:Shadow wrote:That it is 2013 and there are still directions to using shampoo.
Hey man! I NEED those directions!

Gorosaurus Rex wrote:This thread is almost like TK's own current events section of the site. You can keep track of what is the weekly cause of butthurt
RedZillaKing wrote:And being a sadastic bastard, your pain amuses me.


UltramanGoji wrote:Brody wrote:Let's say I've been a part of the kaiju community before most of you were allowed on the computer, ask some of the veteran members of kaijuphile who Deoson is.
Ask all of us if we give a shit.
Kaiju-King42 wrote:Around the world, people had been discovered to have a new DNA coding, completely different from that of any other human. It killed most people by age 20, but others were simply changed. They gained unnatural powers. Increases in strength, the ability to fire plasma, incredible speed, shapeshifting, and in my case, telekinesis. The virus that had caused this phenomenon soon died out. Perhaps it couldn't survive in our atmosphere for more than a month. It did come from that meteorite after all.
The governments around the globe saw potential in the infected survivors. They thought that they could study us, use us to create a new, evolved human. One that could manipulate objects with the mind, one that could run twice as fast as a cheetah, one that could regenerate damage, one that was immune to gunfire. The possibilities for future human evolution were endless. And in their mind, we, the surviving infected, were the key. They came to our doorsteps one by one, asking us to come with them. It wasn't a request. Some put up a fight, some came peacefully. All of us were taken from our homes, from our families and friends. It was for the good of the human race.
At least, thats what they told us.
The meteorite itself, however, was a potential goldmine of its own. it was composed of raw diamond, enough to make a country the richest in the world. In these hard times, it was like promising someone they could be God himself. Every government in the world had their eye on this resource. That's when we knew why we were needed. The government didn't want to create a genetically perfect human. They wanted soldiers. And we were their unwilling fighters.
They planted remotely detonated bombs in our bodies. If we disobeyed orders, they would pull the trigger. Lucky for us, a few of us managed to get away before they could plant the bomb, myself included. We were scattered around the globe, traveling in small groups. We kept out of site, avoiding the eyes of international superpowers, waiting for the war to end. But time was running out. As long as the diamond meteor remained on earth, the war would continue. We had to to something about it. My group of four put it to a vote. It was unanimous.
We would fight back.
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AKA: Last night was friggin EPIC!!!! My bi-monthly epic dream was a little overdue this time, but it was totally worth it. Also helped that it was a bit of a lucid dream. i didn't realize I was dreaming, but I was able to control my actions. The best part was the super strong guy with mental damage in our group. As a result, he thought he was the Hulk.And the plasma firing girl was a hottie. (Pun not intended.)

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