The Dreams thread

[kaiju_wars]

I had a dream I had a leg cramp. And I woke up and found out I had a leg cramp.

Hey, I gotta ask, is the moral of the story about a leg cramp?

[GIGAN05]

Ok, there has been something that has been bugging me for years. Something I dreamt about 3 times in my life with quite big year gaps between each occurrence and it hardly ever changes. I have searched high and low as to find its meaning but found nothing. The last time this dream appeared again was 4 years ago.

Ok.

It starts off with my Nan, my Sister and myself walking down the road towards were we lived. There is a church that is not far away and we always pass it, it is a small one. Just as we reach the end of the road, A Tyranosaurus that looks exactly like the design featured in Jurrassic Park comes out of no where and starts to chase us. We end up inside the church and somehow the interior looks way bigger than it should. There is some stairs we run up but I trip and instantly lose sight of my sister and nan. Then a voice from below calls out and asks what I am doing up there. It was an old lady calling out. Suddenly a shadow of the T-rex appears behind her and it creeps closer and closer, all the while the lady keeps on calling out as if it was not there ...

Woke up, it always ends like that with no answer or conclusion. And again, this dream has not happened once but 3 times so far. I would not be suprised if it happens again in my life time. I do dream other things but this, this just keeps coming back. Its weird.

[Shazam14]

I had a dream that the earth started falling in space. Like, it was just falling down.

I just can't help but think of when Mike Nelson broke the Hubble when I read this.

Well, I know what I'm watching today!

[wataru]

I had a dream I had a leg cramp. And I woke up and found out I had a leg cramp.

Hey, I gotta ask, is the moral of the story about a leg cramp?

Moral of the story is, dont fall asleep with a sore back, laying on your back with a fan blowing on you.

[godzilla898]

I have nothing to tell you, GIGAN05.

Also had a weird dream last night as per the norm. I was in a strange wooden building, and was given a choice of 4 weapons for slaying a bunch of monsters-a Halo-style plasma pistol, a SSB-style plasma sword, a laser, and something else I can't remember. I chose the pistol, and monsters I can't remember started appearing at the other end of the (rather large) room. I managed to shoot them all down. Their bodies must have disappeared, as I never saw any after I killed them. After a couple rounds I picked up the sword and started dual-wielding. For some reason after a couple more rounds my view cut to a sort of "map" of what resembled Central America, and showed some of the colors of the countries moved into each other. This somehow affected the room I was in in a way I can't recall. After a round or so these 2 strange tank-ish things (maybe they were biots) showed up. Their bodies were very blocky, and they had treads on either side of them. They had a neck and head that looked a lot like the tunneling "snakes" in the MOGUERA rail level in StE. In their mouths was some sort of computer that announced their attack. This entire time, I would have been dead if I took a single hit. For some reason when I screeched it prevented them from firing for a little bit. After many hits from the sword they finally went down (maybe they were bosses of some sort?) Next thing I remember, I was being overwhelmed, and picked up the laser in favor of the pistol and sword. I looked out the window and saw something that looked a lot like a light talking to something I couldn't see. I fired the laser through the (still closed) window and slowly chopped it into bits without it noticing. When it finally did notice, it just stop talking and the light "head" fell to the ground. Eventually I was being pushed towards the window, and I heard a voice say that Varan had risen and I had to stop him or else I would fail. I looked out the window to a backdrop that looked suspiciously like the view of San Francisco Bay, and saw Varan rising up out of the water and heading towards the silhouette of the Golden Gate Bridge. I was forced back through the window, which fortunately had a ledge outside of it. Eventually I managed to slay all the things that were chasing me. I looked out over the bay, and saw an incredible amount of kaiju. King-Goji, 80 Gomora, another Varan, Lunatyx, and many others all showed up in the bay! My memory of the last part is a bit fuzzy, but I recall a Red King much closer to my size, lasering the ledge shingle rows, and a voice said something about instant reprogramming.
That's all I remember enough to write down here.

[MothraRocks]

It was actually really weird. I was kinda in that half awake, half asleep mode when I had this dream.

Ok, so, I'm kinda just floating around in this vast bluish-black place, and there seems to be nothing. Suddenly, Dialga flies towards me and stopped in front of me. He said in order to cross into the real world, I was needed. He told me to roll over and face the right side (I guess it was part of a ritual or something). So, IRL, I rolled over and faced the right side of my room (I was half awake, but didn't really think to do anything, just sorta did it). Then, I found myself floating in another place, only it was pinkish-black. Again, there was nothing as far as I could see, only for Palkia to fly up in front of me. He tells me something along the lines of "Good, the ritual is almost done...Pokemon can soon cross over to your world...yadda yadda yadda..." Then he told me I had to roll over and face the ceiling. So again, I began to do this in real life, but suddenly found myself in a pitch black place. Suddenly Darkrai (Seriously? Three legendaries and not a Pokeball in sight?!) appeared before me and told me what I was doing was wrong, and ordered me to stop. So I did and rolled back over facing the right side of the room. Then I fully woke up.

*shrugs*

Sorry guys.

[godzilla898]

I just hope Darkrai told you the truth about it being wrong.

[kikomia]

Had a dream that I was a Super Saiyan 2....And I could only fly. skreeonk! I wanted to kamehameha my way through some buildings.

[Gyaos]

I had a dream that I was in this small city near a bay where I eavesdropped on a conversation between several military brass regarding a dangerous geological events to come. One guy gets fired on spot and a volcano (hink Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones) erups in the middle of town and floods some of the streets in lava. I remember seeing this from a highway where thousands of others had evacuated to. Later on theres this monster called King Shitta (Its a Shiza made of feces) appears and begins terrorzing the town. I take a power washer to him and i end up splattering him all over the place, but he reforms. Eventually a team of 5 Ultramen came and presumably defeated Shitta. I then remember watching a black and white remake of Gojira while the news was rabling about the Avengers.

[Gorosaurus Rex]

Had a dream where my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her because I complimented this girls lips. Twas odd.

[Tyler]

Had a dream where my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her because I complimented this girls lips. Twas odd.

Well depends on what you mean by lips.

[kikomia]

Had a dream where my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her because I complimented this girls lips. Twas odd.

You mean like vagina lips or?

[Tyler]

I JUST SAID THAT!

[kikomia]

I JUST SAID THAT!

Yeah, but I said it better.

[Kiryu2012]

Had a dream where my girlfriend accused me of cheating on her because I complimented this girls lips. Twas odd.

You mean like vagina lips or?

Let's hope it wasn't Vagineer.

[Gorosaurus Rex]

Face lips, but to be honest. The whole thing didn't make much sense. It could have been either.

[UltramanGoji]

Had probably the BEST dream I've had in a while:

I was driving with my friends to a closed mall where there was this air show.

But it wasn't your typical air show. Instead of airplanes, they had robotic replicas of various kaiju!

First was Rodan (56) who flew over our car and screeched. We parked in a parking lot and ran into a diner to watch the show.

Up next was Mothra, then Varan, and Hedorah who flew right next to the diner and shot sludge bombs at the windows (obviously mud).

The grand finale was King Ghidorah who flew over the mall and diner several times screeching and firing paper streamer gravity bolts.

But then, unexpectedly, flying in unannounced, was THE GIANT CLAW! It flew over the diner cawing all the way.

Afterwards, there was a stage show about Earthtron from Ultraman attacking a city and some actors were firing at him with Airsoft guns.

[HayesAJones]

I dreamed I was chasing someone that I don't particularly like through a building while laughing maniacally, and then he jumped out a window multiple stories up.

I got WAAAY too much enjoyment out of that.

[Kiryu2012]

I dreamed I was chasing someone that I don't particularly like through a building while laughing maniacally, and then he jumped out a window multiple stories up.

I got WAAAY too much enjoyment out of that.

Discord much?

Anyways, I dreamt that I was fighting(and losing) against a shark that had a rocket launcher and could use guns.
Lesson learned: Don't watch The Reef while thinking about Heavy Weapons Megalodon.

[HayesAJones]

'Nother weird dream, but I think this one is marketable.

Disney World's newest method of transportation- the EZ Boat. A big rubber raft that is slingshot into an artificial rapid and carried to the next station. Dreamed of taking this alongside my cousin and a few other family member.

This one could actually go somewhere, I think...