The Dreams thread

[anguirusnut94]

Had a strange dream where the world was invaded by flying burritos, so Godzilla and Liam neeson teamed up to destroy them, because Optimus Prime told them to Powerlinx their awesomeness and blow the burritos back to Cybertron, but Movie Version Megatron beat one of the burritos into submission and started riding it like a bull.

[Godzillatheultimate]

Where do you get your drugs?

[space godzilla]

The other night I had a dream that repeated itself three times in different ways but they all had the same basic plot.Basicly I go too this woman's house and she feeds me lots of food then she tries to cook me so I run throughout her giant house which is built in a very confusing way.I eventually escape her house and drive away.Each time it repeated there were differences.The first time I was just basiclly running and hiding.The second time I went in one room and found a girl covered in semen.The third time was the shortest of the three where she fattened me up and I was running from her but I could turn around and shoot a beam out of my bellybutton that would get rid of my fat and make her fat and slow for a short time her clothes would also change and when I got to the car I was in a room like one I saw in her house.Then I woke up and heard my mom calling my name.Just a wierd dream.

[GodzillavsZilla]

The other night I had a dream that repeated itself three times in different ways but they all had the same basic plot.Basicly I go too this woman's house and she feeds me lots of food then she tries to cook me so I run throughout her giant house which is built in a very confusing way.I eventually escape her house and drive away.Each time it repeated there were differences.The first time I was just basiclly running and hiding.The second time I went in one room and found a girl covered in semen.The third time was the shortes of the three where she fattened me up and I was running form her but I could turn around and shoot a beam out of my bellybutton that would get rid of my fat and make her fat and slow for a short time her clothes would also change and when I got to the car I was in a room like one I saw in her house.Then I woke up and heard my mom calling my name.Just a wierd dream.

Space Godzilla's dream needs to be made into a movie. It will be called: My Crazy Dream. It will make more sence than the upcoming Hansel and Gretal movie.

[Kiryu2012]

The other night I had a dream that repeated itself three times in different ways but they all had the same basic plot.Basicly I go too this woman's house and she feeds me lots of food then she tries to cook me so I run throughout her giant house which is built in a very confusing way.I eventually escape her house and drive away.Each time it repeated there were differences.The first time I was just basiclly running and hiding.The second time I went in one room and found a girl covered in semen.The third time was the shortes of the three where she fattened me up and I was running form her but I could turn around and shoot a beam out of my bellybutton that would get rid of my fat and make her fat and slow for a short time her clothes would also change and when I got to the car I was in a room like one I saw in her house.Then I woke up and heard my mom calling my name.Just a wierd dream.

Wat.

You have wierd dreams dude.

[godzilla898]

You have wierd dreams dude.

Because the rest of this thread makes so much sense...

[space godzilla]

You guys want more?A few years ago I had a dream where I was in a jungle/forest and there was a army base type place and a angry mob going across a stone bridge above a small stream and there were dinosaurs.Then I was hiding in a bush with the animals from Barnyard.Then I was in a temple with lots of Pokemon and Ash.Then I woke up.

[Kiryu2012]

You guys want more?A few years ago I had a dream where I was in a jungle/forest and there was a army base type place and a angry mob going across a stone bridge above a small stream and there were dinosaurs.Then I was hiding in a bush with the animals from Barnyard.Then I was in a temple with lots of Pokemon and Ash.Then I woke up.

That sounds more like a multi-crossover game than a dream.

[anguirusnut94]

Where do you get your drugs?

I'm not on drugs! I'm just crazy!

[HayesAJones]

This one was exciting.

Two companions, a friend, and I had to confront an amoral, all powerful-being at a dinner party about stopping another of his kind from killing two other friends, Jesus, and Naruto, but he refused and vanished. Leaving our companions behind, my friend and I set off to go through an obstacle course I'm fairly sure is from a video game based off Bleach to save them ourselves. Eventually, he put on the Iron Monger suit and I put on an Iron Man suit to shoot up some cannon fodder baddies.

Then I woke up. Guess we failed to safe them. *sadface*

[Kiryu2012]

Last night I dreamt that my friend and her mother came to visit. One day, my friend was annoying me, so I killed her mother and hid her body in the trashcan. My friend was really upset when she couldn't find her, so my mother, sister, friend and I all looked for her mother, until I eventually confessed that I killed her. Surprisingly, none of them were as upset as I thought and they left while I was sitting in some sort of car. Then two people who I guess were part of my friend's family despite not being real talked to me about the incident for a bit before they left. Then this guy dressed like the TF2 Spy but without the mask and having gray hair and carrying a Lugermorph started asking me suspicious questions. I saw what he was trying to do as I tried to shoot him with a shotgun, but he blew up the car I was sitting in. Then he looked very much like Hayes' Quetzar, being blackish-green and having no mane. He flew at me, breathing fire, but something flew past him and split him in half. Then I saw that the Quetzar(I'm just gonna call them Mass Produced Quetzars) was actually made of organic plastic and was controlled by babies even though he bled. By that point I looked like Discord as a second MP Quetzar appeared behind me, saying he got rid of the first MP Quetzar to get me himself. I sliced him in half, then I found myself watching the stars in a place that looked like Minecraft until I woke up.

Note to self: Never watch Bobobo and look at Hayes' artwork in a short period of time.

[TokyoVigilante]

I recently dreamed that my room mate got a full body Blue Beetle tattoo and was really stoked about it.

[wataru]

I recently dreamed that my room mate got a full body Blue Beetle tattoo and was really stoked about it.

?

[NSZ]

I dreamt I delivered a no holds barred beatdown on a guy I really hate, which is weird because I haven't even seen the guy since finishing High School.

[UltramanGoji]

I had a dream that was almost exactly like this comic:

[HayesAJones]

I was fighting a giant Megalodon in an underwater minefield with three submarines.

And it had a Russian accent.

[Living Corpse]

I was fighting a giant Megalodon in an underwater minefield with three submarines.

And it had a Russian accent.

Who won? Did you finish him?

[HayesAJones]

He had me pinned against a cliff face and was mocking me, then I woke up. So... I guess I lost. Or neither of us won. *shrug*

[Kiryu2012]

I was fighting a giant Megalodon in an underwater minefield with three submarines.

And it had a Russian accent.

O_O

Someone needs to make a fanfiction of that.
Heavy Weapons Megalodon anyone?

[HayesAJones]

Heavy Weapons Megalodon anyone?

How did I know this was coming?