The Dreams thread

[HayesAJones]

It finally happen. Remember this?

You know what's disturbing? When your dream is crafty enough to integrate your alarm into itself and then subtlely mock your for your inability to get up on time. I... I think my mind is rebelling against me.

It happen again. And my mind freakin' won. I was dreaming about frantically destroying a bunch of clocks and toys- and I'm talkin' ripping out batteries and smashing them to bits- because an alarm wouldn't turn off, and it never occurred to me that it was my actual alarm. I really doubt I would have woken up anywhere near on time if my dad hadn't yelled for me.

I'm frightened. When you're the one that outsmarts you, where is there to run?

*dramatic music*

[therealmccoy]

I dreamed last night that my favorite chair broke. It didn't, but it was weird.

[3000]

Anyone ever have a dream that was kind of continuation of one previous to it?

I had this one three weeks ago or so where a buddy of mine went up to the mountains and stumbled across some Workshop of shorts, though it was massive... you had to stay on these balconys and avoid these drops to get there. Well, that was part one.

Part 2, which happened last night consisted of me and Jonah Hill (I don't skreeonk know why) going back to the same place. The trip took half the time since we knew where we were going (or at least I did, he was just taggin along) and then the dream got good... this ex girlfriend of mine came by (on the arm of another dude, unfortunately) however! she saw me and I left with her


Then I woke up and realized I was still in Korea. >:(


Haha. Good dream, anyway.

[RedZillaKing]

I just realized something... I am the universe and you are all my dreams.

I created the universe. Now shut up.

Hmmmmm... that's exactly the kind of thing I would expect a dream to say.

[Gorosaurus Rex]

I had a dream that on my quest to find props for my production of Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog that I ran into Neil Patrick Harris and Felicia Day. Was pretty great.

[Chris55]

I dreamed last night that my favorite chair broke. It didn't, but it was weird.

diet time!

[therealmccoy]

I dreamed last night that my favorite chair broke. It didn't, but it was weird.

diet time!

That's beat up, man.

No joke though, it's a forty+ year-old chair, and a couple of months ago it started leaning back further, and I found a couple of screws missing so I fixed it. That chair has a story behind it, so it was kind of a weird dream.

[SaiyanRider54]

I remember A while back I had a dream that would've traumatized me for life if I was any younger.
It was baisically people ripping each other open, eating organs, bashing their brains out with sludge hammers, and organs lying all over the floor like a carpet.
It disturbed me for a few days but then I forgot about it until now. I hope I never see something like that ever again even if its in a movie or a dream. I will never know WTF made my mind think of such mentaly traumatizing and disturbing things.
*waits for people to question my sanity*

[kikomia]

I remember A while back I had a dream that would've traumatized me for life if I was any younger.
It was baisically people ripping each other open, eating organs, bashing their brains out with sludge hammers, and organs lying all over the floor like a carpet.
It disturbed me for a few days but then I forgot about it until now. I hope I never see something like that ever again even if its in a movie or a dream. I will never know WTF made my mind think of such mentaly traumatizing and disturbing things.
*waits for people to question my sanity*

Aliens.

[wataru]

I had a dream the girl Im now dating got pregnant.

<.< ...shit.

[kikomia]

I had a dream the girl Im now dating got pregnant.

<.< ...shit.

Dont usuallly dreams mean something?

[wataru]

I had a dream the girl Im now dating got pregnant.

<.< ...shit.

Dont usuallly dreams mean something?

I hope it's not irony for the morning after pill...

[cjosh]

I had a really weird dream last night which actually turned funny. I had this gadget who did all kinds of stuff. You should just say your request and it will do the rest. Though after a while of using it, it grew some sort of hair around it, which just made it a lot weirder!

I am not really sure what this dream means, or if this even makes a little sense but I guess dreams work in different fashions, really.

[kaiju_wars]

Fell asleep playing MW3 the other night, and it affected my dream.

So, I was in the middle of World War III, on the sides of the Americans. Well, we pushed Russia out of France and then almost out of Germany, when these aliens flew down from outta nowhere. Not like you look up and they coming from space, or out of the clouds. But you look up and they appear 10-300 ft. in front of you. So they hovered above the city and said they were Russia's secret allies. They carpet bombed Berlin. But whenever I died, it was like Angel Beats! and I would just come back 5-10 minutes later.

So I am fighting the invasion force plus the Russians. And then Spain rises up out of nowhere, and declares war on America. So, my dream fast-forwards to 10 years in the future. Russia is almost completely gone off the map, because Spain and China teamed up and conquered them. Aliens helping Spain now, and America is all that is left against Spain. We liberate Britain, then France, and continue. Japan changes their laws on war, and declares it on Spain and China. With Japan and America on China, and Britain and France on Spain. China is wiped out and surrenders. Spain has the aliens carpet bomb France. And the dream ends with me blowing up the mother ship, but dying for the upteenth time, and Britain and America wiping out Spain.

Hm, watching Battle LA and then playing MW3 did not help with the dream at all.

[3000]

I had a dream the girl Im now dating got pregnant.

<.< ...shit.

Dont usuallly dreams mean something?

dreams are just the workings of a subconscious mind.

[wataru]

Yeah..... she got the morning after pill and is going on BC in 2 weeks and sadly since I hate condoms we're at the ol' 80% effective pull out method.

Let's just hope Wataru doesnt get the "Hey Daddy..." news.

[SaiyanRider54]

Fell asleep playing MW3 the other night, and it affected my dream.

So, I was in the middle of World War III, on the sides of the Americans. Well, we pushed Russia out of France and then almost out of Germany, when these aliens flew down from outta nowhere. Not like you look up and they coming from space, or out of the clouds. But you look up and they appear 10-300 ft. in front of you. So they hovered above the city and said they were Russia's secret allies. They carpet bombed Berlin. But whenever I died, it was like Angel Beats! and I would just come back 5-10 minutes later.

So I am fighting the invasion force plus the Russians. And then Spain rises up out of nowhere, and declares war on America. So, my dream fast-forwards to 10 years in the future. Russia is almost completely gone off the map, because Spain and China teamed up and conquered them. Aliens helping Spain now, and America is all that is left against Spain. We liberate Britain, then France, and continue. Japan changes their laws on war, and declares it on Spain and China. With Japan and America on China, and Britain and France on Spain. China is wiped out and surrenders. Spain has the aliens carpet bomb France. And the dream ends with me blowing up the mother ship, but dying for the upteenth time, and Britain and America wiping out Spain.

Hm, watching Battle LA and then playing MW3 did not help with the dream at all.

Thats the best dream....EVER! I'd love to play a game like that!

[Tyler]

we're at the ol' 80% effective pull out method.

80% of your posts make me want to poor bleach in my eyes and on my computer for good messure.

[kikomia]

I had dreams that the town was overrun by Gremlins. I died a horrible painfull death. They broke the windshield of my car and ripped my gut out. FATALITY!!!!!

[wataru]

we're at the ol' 80% effective pull out method.

80% of your posts make me want to poor bleach in my eyes and on my computer for good messure.

I'll work harder to get it upto 90%, headmaster.

I had a dream last night that intelligent hornets were trying to take over the world and to do so they'd drop these devices that looked like 1970s Ms Pac Man arcade machines which absorbed peopel into them, and placed them in another dimension to battle zombies for a chance to free themselves. I was the 10th Doctor Who and trying to save the world.

...then I woke up, took a piss and went back to bed and had a dream some delivery guys for Mercs and BMWs were trying to steal my Mustang.