The Sexy Women Thread /WARNING: GRAPHIC INTENSIVE

[wataru]

Dude, you can do anything with 13 gin & tonics in you.

Not pass a field sobriety test.

Luckily youre not required to pass a field soberity test when pulled over by a cop.

If youre not sure of your BAL, dont blow. Either lose the license for 6 months or take the DUI and spend over $10k in fees, fines and spend maybe some time in jail.

[TokyoVigilante]

So I'm sure everybody randomly has decided to go to a sex convention on a slow Saturday afternoon with their friends. Between checking out assorted varieties of rubber genitalia and bondage gear, I got to see Burlesque dancer "Roxi Dlite" perform;





This is cool for two reasons;

A) She has been voted best Burlesque Dancer in the World 3 years in a row. She's literally, actually literally the best stripper in the world. How cool is that?

B) She was selling the issue of Eric Powells The Goon that she had starred in. Powell and Roxie are apparently good friends on account of a mutual interest in burlesque and she appears as herself. Of course I bought one and she autographed it. That's right, I go to a Sex Convention and walk out with a comic book. skreeonk' legit nerd cred' right here.

[RedZillaKing]

She sure is dliteful. You're the man, TV.

[HikizuruBeat]

The best looking woman ever.

Who knows what she can do with those tentacles....

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[GojiFan]

I will not let this thread be buried again!!!

[omgitsgodzilla]

Jesus, about half of those are too big to really be sexy.

[King Caesar]

Jesus, about half of those are too big to really be sexy.

Yeah, I'd like them to be a little smaller. Not flat-cheated, but big enough to be sqeezable. If that makes sense. It's kinda disgusting when they're bigger than frickin cantaloupes.

[Berzerkgodzilla]

Goddamn, I'd like all of those girls to get in my sexy time van... now

[GodzillaRangerPrime]

Jesus, about half of those are too big to really be sexy.

Yeah, I'd like them to be a little smaller. Not flat-cheated, but big enough to be sqeezable. If that makes sense. It's kinda disgusting when they're bigger than frickin cantaloupes.

Agreed, I'm not into huge breasts or waists.
I don't understand why guys lust over huge melons, but whatever lol.

[GojiFan]

Bah! Most of those are fine. The only one I can really see complaining about is the first. Besides, none of those (besides maybe the first) are anything like this famous photo:


But I shall meet your demands!

[King Caesar]

Now that's more like it! The second and the last one are the hottest.

[kikomia]

Here are most women:

[wataru]

But I shall meet your demands!

Only girl attractive in that lot. The rest look like future porn stores you find in a ditch in Vegas on a Monday morning.

[Crocodile]

The rest look like future porn stores you find in a ditch in Vegas on a Monday morning

Oh hey, I think I might have seen you last week?
Were you the guy with Fat Floozies 5?

[wataru]

The rest look like future porn stores you find in a ditch in Vegas on a Monday morning

Oh hey, I think I might have seen you last November?
Were you the guy with mags Big Butts & XL Girls?

Fixed.

[GojiFan]

Ironically you picked the UFC ring girl. Her out of any of them is most likely to be broke with no job in a few years (especially when the last picture is of Elisha Cuthbert).

[RedZillaKing]

What the f*** is wrong with big boobs?? Makes me wonder if some of you guys haven't had the pleasure. I love boobs of all sizes... But the big ones are the best. There's just more you can do with them.

For the record, I think every woman posted by GojiFan is positively luscious.

[wataru]

Ive had big boobs, hanger boobs, perky boobs, saggy boobs and flat chest and IMHO the best are big hanger boobs. AKA - natural boobs. Silicone ruins boobs.

[RedZillaKing]

Ive had big boobs, hanger boobs, perky boobs, saggy boobs and flat chest and IMHO the best are big hanger boobs. AKA - natural boobs. Silicone ruins boobs.

This is the first time I've been compelled to high five someone on this forum. Disagree on the fakies, though. They can be really fun, too.

[Berzerkgodzilla]

I hate hangers. I prefer nice firm ones. Not too big or small either