A Problem

[Hellspawn28]

Cutting your tongue to get alway from your project sounds so skreeonk stupid, the best thing you can do is just work on it and don't let anything get in your alway.

[G1 Startruck Jonez]

Dont cut your tounge. Slice your face. A nice deep gash would do, then say you got jumped by some dudes. Sympathy vote gets you out of it.

[howze01]

Well, you have two options. You either quit bitching about it and just do the speech. Or you don't do it and receive a bad grade and not bitch about the grade you received.
But if you want to slice your tongue open then I say go for it.

Pretty much sums it up for me too. Quit being a baby and grow up.

BTW: I really hope this is a joke topic.......... please tell me it is

[Legionmaster]

And you, Legionmaster, your quote in your signature is from a guy who then tried to flee and got blowed up, so you got owned.

Clearly you didn't watch enough Clone Wars.

First of all, it's not fleeing. It's a tactical retreat. It's what made Grievous a thorn in the Republic's side for the entirety of the war. Every time they had him, he'd slip away in his starfighter, regroup with the CIS fleet, and strike again. This always had the Republic fighting on his terms, not theirs. It's how he is able to defeat so many jedi. When he gets attacked, he falls back to a position that gives him an advantage. These usually are traps where he can quickly overwhelm an unsuspecting foe.

Second of all, at the time, Kenobi was one of the best swordsman and most powerful jedi in the entire order, third to only Yoda and Mace Windu. And still, Grievous has bested Kenobi in combat plenty of times before. He's taken on five jedi at one time also, killing a few and wounding two more. Even before his cybernetic augmentation, Grievous was an extraordinary warrior for his own people in the Huk War. He crushed the Huk civilization to the point where the Republic had to intervene so that the Huk weren't wiped out. Kenobi bested him, finally, in Revenge of the Sith because of his experience fighting Grievous and the edge the Force gives him in combat. The only other Jedi that came close to killing Grievous is Kit Fisto. Every other one was either killed, wounded, or defeated. Not to mention the fact that he routinely bests Ventress in training matches for Dooku.

If you had a fraction of the determination and willpower Grievous had, you'd have your speech done by now.

[Dragoon]

Well, you have two options. You either quit bitching about it and just do the speech. Or you don't do it and receive a bad grade and not bitch about the grade you received.
But if you want to slice your tongue open then I say go for it.

Pretty much sums it up for me too. Quit being a baby and grow up.

BTW: I really hope this is a joke topic.......... please tell me it is

Legionmaster knows much more about Grievous than me so I guess I won't argue with him. Also, I'm not being a baby! I'm talking about a serious high school presentation! Would a baby do that? Furthermore, this isn't a joke. I'm in serious trouble and this forum looked good so I asked for suggestions on it. Simple as that. Are people not allowed to talk about their problems now?

[Draglord]

Cutting your tongue open with a razor isn't a smart idea. How are you gonna explain that? People are gonna think you're insane for doing that. Just write the damn paper. It's not that hard. Quit being lazy, focus on the project, get rid of any distractions (cell phones, video games, etc) and you should have it done. If your grade for the assignment is terrible, then you only have yourself to blame.

[Hellspawn28]

I think Draglord sum up everything perfectly. It seems like you want to hurt your self because you are too lazy to finish some homework. Just finish your project, and take a break from distractions like the interent, and video games.

[Spirit Ghidorah 2010]

Are you really lazy to the point that you have to do bodily harm to yourself in an attempt to avoid a speech that you've been avoiding for the last month??

You're just like those people who are so lazy that they'll literally trek around the house looking for a lost remote control rather than walking up to the TV and changing thev damn channel.

[Arrow]

I don't get why you're wasting time arguing with someone on the Internet when you could be using that time to write your speech. Makes me think you're not all that serious.

You have the rest of today, Saturday, and Sunday. Plenty of time. But instead you want to hurt yourself just to get out of a project you should be finished with by now? Makes no damn sense to me.

[Dragoon]

I don't get why you're wasting time arguing with someone on the Internet when you could be using that time to write your speech. Makes me think you're not all that serious.

You have the rest of today, Saturday, and Sunday. Plenty of time. But instead you want to hurt yourself just to get out of a project you should be finished with by now? Makes no damn sense to me.

I can't do a month's worth of work in two days about something I don't even know about! I tried writing down the speech and I timed myself and it was 50 seconds! It has to be ten minutes! Also, I don't really know how to use powerpoint. The speech doesn't fit in the slide and I can't find any good images of Navajo indians on Google Image Search!

[GojiFan]

I can't do a month's worth of work in two days about something I don't even know about! I tried writing down the speech and I timed myself and it was 50 seconds! It has to be ten minutes! Also, I don't really know how to use powerpoint. The speech doesn't fit in the slide and I can't find any good images of Navajo indians on Google Image Search!

I did speeches and papers worth a quarter or more of my grade in less time and got a's. Quit complaining and do your damn homework.

[Stuckey]

I'm locking this. It's pretty obvious to me that you are just trying to be funny. And if you're being serious, well...just don't do the speech. Get a bad grade. Continue on with life.