What made you laugh today?

[BlankAccount]

Apparently black widows are sexist now.

The male spiders are smaller than the females, trash their webs, and the female eats them. And now people are getting upset because they think the spiders and anyone making a documentary about them are feminazis.

I wish I was making this up...

Wrong topic, should be put in the "ARE PEOPLE ACTING FUCKING DUMB ON PURPOSE FOR ATTENTION?" topic.

[Maritonic]

Apparently black widows are sexist now.

The male spiders are smaller than the females, trash their webs, and the female eats them. And now people are getting upset because they think the spiders and anyone making a documentary about them are feminazis.

I wish I was making this up...

Link to this dumpster fire?

[G-Matt]

https://imgur.com/bn6y5PO

[Maritonic]

https://imgur.com/bn6y5PO

This was incredible.

[goji89]

https://imgur.com/bn6y5PO

It fit so perfectly I want to marry it. That was awesome.

[Billzilla1974]

A Gundam?!? NOOO!!!

[Hikari]

Apparently black widows are sexist now.

The male spiders are smaller than the females, trash their webs, and the female eats them. And now people are getting upset because they think the spiders and anyone making a documentary about them are feminazis.

I wish I was making this up...

You're half right. I found the video you're talking about, the comments are whining about the "sexist narration" from the female narrator who adds colorful personification to the male and female spider. This had made strange accusations that such documentary is from liberals bashing men and other people from the looney bin. It really speaks to the paranoia of some people...

[eabaker]

This wasn't today, but over the weekend.

My friend Lucky and I were running an errand, and I said we'd stop by McDonald's on the way back to pick up food for the other people we were with, and asked them to text what they wanted. My friend Will replied to a group text Lucky and I were both on.

Lucky, for reference, is not a native English speaker. So, as I was driving, Lucky checked the text message, and said, "Oh, shit! Will just wants a QUARTER POUND OF CHEESE to eat!"

Actually, what he had written was, of course, "Quarter pounder with cheese."

I pointed this out to Lucky, to which he replied, "Ohhhh, yes, 'Royale with cheese!'"

[Dawsbfiremind]

Sending submissions at 1 AM like some sorta crazy person.

[goji89]

This wasn't today, but over the weekend.

My friend Lucky and I were running an errand, and I said we'd stop by McDonald's on the way back to pick up food for the other people we were with, and asked them to text what they wanted. My friend Will replied to a group text Lucky and I were both on.

Lucky, for reference, is not a native English speaker. So, as I was driving, Lucky checked the text message, and said, "Oh, poop! Will just wants a QUARTER POUND OF CHEESE to eat!"

Actually, what he had written was, of course, "Quarter pounder with cheese."

I pointed this out to Lucky, to which he replied, "Ohhhh, yes, 'Royale with cheese!'"

Nice movie refrence there....took about a sec to get it.....

[eabaker]

This wasn't today, but over the weekend.

My friend Lucky and I were running an errand, and I said we'd stop by McDonald's on the way back to pick up food for the other people we were with, and asked them to text what they wanted. My friend Will replied to a group text Lucky and I were both on.

Lucky, for reference, is not a native English speaker. So, as I was driving, Lucky checked the text message, and said, "Oh, poop! Will just wants a QUARTER POUND OF CHEESE to eat!"

Actually, what he had written was, of course, "Quarter pounder with cheese."

I pointed this out to Lucky, to which he replied, "Ohhhh, yes, 'Royale with cheese!'"

Nice movie refrence there....took about a sec to get it.....

Almost makes me wonder if he knew what Will was asking for all along, and the whole thing was just a set-up for the reference.

Probably not, but if so, he gets "mad props" (as they said back in our day).

[GodzillaFan1990's]

King K. Rool's reveal in Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Probably the ultimate troll move Sakurai pulled off on us. I don't think anything will ever top it. I at first actually fell for it thinking he once more fooled us and then suddenly the real King K. Rool appears and swats Dedede aside. I was all "Oh Sakurai you brilliant son of a skreeonk".

[Monster Zero]

King K. Rool's reveal in Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Probably the ultimate troll move Sakurai pulled off on us. I don't think anything will ever top it. I at first actually fell for it thinking he once more fooled us and then suddenly the real King K. Rool appears and swats Dedede aside. I was all "Oh Sakurai you brilliant son of a skreeonk".

I think this is all that needs to be said.

[GodzillaFan1990's]

I think this is all that needs to be said.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Our beloved king has finally returned after an almost decade long absence.

[eabaker]

One of the bosses at work just came out asking if we had any nail polish remover. Took a second to realize why she was asking, but then I noticed she had a tube of super glue affixed to her thumb.

[Kiryu2012]

[Beast Blood]

Not a good day, so I went and watched my favorite birb meme videos.







Last one is how I walked around all day... It's fine; there are no residents below this floor yet...

[DirektorSplennic]

Seeing a $1000 Godzilla plushy on ebay made me laugh really hard

[goji89]

Nah man, I once read that people were seeling AIR from distinct locations and people actually trying to buy them...........I mean AIR. Like Im gonna spend 10-15 grand on a bag of what could probably be farts for all I know or the guy just blowing into a jar and all I'll smell is cigarettes and cheetos.

[DirektorSplennic]

Nah man, I once read that people were seeling AIR from distinct locations and people actually trying to buy them...........I mean AIR. Like Im gonna spend 10-15 grand on a bag of what could probably be farts for all I know or the guy just blowing into a jar and all I'll smell is cigarettes and cheetos.

Wait a fucking second

What?

Humanity honestly hurts me