What made you laugh today?

[Dawsbfiremind]

Reading back through some of my old RPG posts, not necessarily here, but on a few different websites...

I think my writing skill's improved from there, and then deteriorated once I stopped actively partaking in RP's here. How on earth I don't even know, but I find it funny.

I noticed that with my writing too. I think having to write for someone else's story sharpens your skills a bit.

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Stuff.

Good to have you back goji, though if these bathroom breaks of yours continue I might suggest miralax.

[goji89]

I remember coming out of my mom at birth and thinking to myself that I am a miracle, I saw as veins interwined to form my nervous system, how my brain formed from brain cells, how my skin grew to protect my fragile system, how my eyes grew eyelids to protect them, how I developed lungs to breathe..........
Then I come out to see Im 1 out of a billion "miracles" 3/4 of which are stupid like me.

Boy has that changed for me, and like you Zarm the humiliation of that memory haunts me too.

This may be your best post ever.

ETA: 30 seconds later I already feel foolish for that rash praise.

Well I was gone for a couple of weeks......I better come back swinging.

Good to have you back goji, though if these bathroom breaks of yours continue I might suggest miralax.

I watched the new Godzilla trailer and blacked out for two weeks. Im barely coming to, WTF did I miss? Maritonics a father, you have no teeth, Eabaker praises one of my posts.....damn. I need to catch up on you fools.

[Demon Lord Gira]

I'm not sure if this should go in here or the Nerve's thread, because it's kind of both.



I can't believe I've been drawn into a youtube argument regarding whether or not magic is real, and whether or not the film industry is using magic (movies are apparently a product of illusion magic) to warp the minds of the people into supporting the secret pedophilia occult.

And this isn't an argument with one nut job. Oh no no. It's an argument with about forty of them, if the likes on their posts are anything to go by.

Hobbes was wrong. Humans aren't fundamentally evil. They're fundamentally stupid.

The hell?! That's when you just back away very slowly and leave the stupid side of Youtube alone. I mean... that's a SPECIAL brand of stupid there... that, or just trolling.

[SoggyNoodles2016]

The sequel we all need.
Also, does 0:41 secs in seem familiar?

[Vatarian]

Remembering back to an argument on TK I had as a teen that culminated in a user...... stating that I was violating their freedom of speach.

Now, that’s hilarious to me, because, like, I was a kid on the internet making fun of this (adult) guy for being nasty af, but like..... He was implying that I was the United States gov’t. Because, to violate his freedom of speech, I would in fact need to be the United States gov’t?

There’s something so hilarious about that, I can’t really even articulate it.

[eabaker]

Remembering back to an argument on TK I had as a teen that culminated in a user...... stating that I was violating their freedom of speach.

Now, that’s hilarious to me, because, like, I was a kid on the internet making fun of this (adult) guy for being nasty af, but like..... He was implying that I was the United States gov’t. Because, to violate his freedom of speech, I would in fact need to be the United States gov’t?

There’s something so hilarious about that, I can’t really even articulate it.

Wait, you're not a direct representative of an authoritarian regime?

I'm gonna have to go back and re-read all your posts, because I've been interpreting them all wrong...

[Vatarian]

Remembering back to an argument on TK I had as a teen that culminated in a user...... stating that I was violating their freedom of speach.

Now, that’s hilarious to me, because, like, I was a kid on the internet making fun of this (adult) guy for being nasty af, but like..... He was implying that I was the United States gov’t. Because, to violate his freedom of speech, I would in fact need to be the United States gov’t?

There’s something so hilarious about that, I can’t really even articulate it.

Wait, you're not a direct representative of an authoritarian regime?

I'm gonna have to go back and re-read all your posts, because I've been interpreting them all wrong...

Rumor comes out...

Does Vatarian is entire United States Gov’t?

[eabaker]

Remembering back to an argument on TK I had as a teen that culminated in a user...... stating that I was violating their freedom of speach.

Now, that’s hilarious to me, because, like, I was a kid on the internet making fun of this (adult) guy for being nasty af, but like..... He was implying that I was the United States gov’t. Because, to violate his freedom of speech, I would in fact need to be the United States gov’t?

There’s something so hilarious about that, I can’t really even articulate it.

Wait, you're not a direct representative of an authoritarian regime?

I'm gonna have to go back and re-read all your posts, because I've been interpreting them all wrong...

Rumor comes out...

Does Vatarian is entire United States Gov’t?

“One of these days, thought Zarm with sudden deep conviction, Mechagigan will be vaporized. He is too intelligent. He sees too clearly and speaks too plainly. Vatarian does not like such people. One day he will disappear. It is written in his face.”

[Zarm]

Don't involve me in jokes I don't understand.

[eabaker]

Don't involve me in jokes I don't understand.

But I've been involving you in jokes you don't understand since 1984!

[Zarm]

Don't involve me in jokes I don't understand.

But I've been involving you in jokes you don't understand since 1984!

Considering that's the year of my conception, that subtle hint gains frankly-disturbing undertones...

[eabaker]

Don't involve me in jokes I don't understand.

But I've been involving you in jokes you don't understand since 1984!

Considering that's the year of my conception, that subtle hint gains frankly-disturbing undertones...

Oh, wow.

Now I'm scared...

[BlankAccount]

I am having way too much fun with this. I can't wait for the Marvel fans to cry "HAX" when the next Death Battle comes!

For context, at the end of the manga Lucy get's a huge power boost. Like she get's two, the first is minor. If I had to make an anology, it's like she's a level 20 pokemon and everyone else is level 5 or 10, the first power boost makes her level 25. The last one at the end of the manga makes her jump to level 80! Which allows her to

Spoiler:

become a broken world destroying character!

Like I don't want the Carnage team to be upset pre say, but wanna see their shocked reactions when they find out what this obscure (to non anime watchers) anime character is capable of.

[Vatarian]

I am having way too much fun with this. I can't wait for the Marvel fans to cry "HAX" when the next Death Battle comes!

For context, at the end of the manga Lucy get's a huge power boost. Like she get's two, the first is minor. If I had to make an anology, it's like she's a level 20 pokemon and everyone else is level 5 or 10, the first power boost makes her level 25. The last one at the end of the manga makes her jump to level 80! Which allows her to

Spoiler:

become a broken world destroying character!

Like I don't want the Carnage team to be upset pre say, but wanna see their shocked reactions when they find out what this obscure (to non anime watchers) anime character is capable of.

Honestly talking to fans of mainstream comics like that at all about fights between X and Y character, imo, is just.... exhausting sometimes.

“aaaaactually captain big muscle guy can blow up twenty seven planets with his farts, as detailed in issue 27 page 34 of the Gratuitous Power Inflation arc, where a bunch of writers compete to see which one can make their favorite character the most pointlessly and surreally powerful.”

[BlankAccount]

Honestly talking to fans of mainstream comics like that at all about fights between X and Y character, imo, is just.... exhausting sometimes.

“aaaaactually captain big muscle guy can blow up twenty seven planets with his farts, as detailed in issue 27 page 34 of the Gratuitous Power Inflation arc, where a bunch of writers compete to see which one can make their favorite character the most pointlessly and surreally powerful.”

Which is why I'm laughing when they say she can't beat a broken world destroyer.

Spoiler:

She becomes one as well.

[UltimateDitto]

[MechaGoji Bro7503]

Which is why I'm laughing when they say she can't beat a broken world destroyer.

Spoiler:

She becomes one as well.

Carnage is (was) one of them planet destroyers? Huh. I should put this in the "What made you go huh" thread.

[Coobzilla03]

Maritonic is toting the ultimate symbol of fatherhood in his signature,

[BlankAccount]

Carnage is (was) one of them planet destroyers? Huh. I should put this in the "What made you go huh" thread.

He has, at times, become a literal plague, infecting an entire town.

[Spuro]

Apparently black widows are sexist now.

The male spiders are smaller than the females, trash their webs, and the female eats them. And now people are getting upset because they think the spiders and anyone making a documentary about them are feminazis.

I wish I was making this up...