What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Megalon-5 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:08 pm

1. Godzilla tossing rocks and smacking an unconscious Kong with his tail.
2. Hedorah cackling (gurgling?) as he dumps his sludge into the pit Godzilla's in.
3. Ultraman taunting Jirass with his frill that he ripped off.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Legion1979 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:27 pm

1) Ultraman riding a blinded Dodongo's back and slapping his ass.
2) Ace stabbing Barabas in the heart with his own sword, making his eyes pop out and then decapitating him with his own arm.
3) Doragory tearing Muruchi's lower jaw (and the skin down his neck and chest) clear off his body and dismembering him.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby HayesAJones » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:45 pm

Ya' know, I think there's a fine line between being a dick and pure sadism that a lot of people are just hopping over here. I don't think I could rip another person's arms off and slap them around with it while dismembering them with my free hand and only be labeled an asshole.

Eh, just me.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Megalon-5 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:50 pm

I dunno. I'm thinking there's a difference between just beating up your opponents in a fair fight and then just being a ruthless asshole like the examples on this page. But that's just my take on it.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby TheSecondComing » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:15 pm

I'm with Hayes on this. Think about it in real life terms...if some guy started tearing body parts off of people, it's pretty safe to say that being a dick is an insufficient descriptor.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Blackout286 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:25 pm

TheSecondComing wrote:I'm with Hayes on this. Think about it in real life terms...if some guy started tearing body parts off of people, it's pretty safe to say that being a dick is an insufficient descriptor.


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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:36 pm

Tormentor wrote:1. Hedorah mostly killing everyone within its path during its reign, except for a kitten. That's just a dick move that needs no explanation xD.


Nope. Sparing the kitten while killing thousands of humans convices me that Hedorah ISN'T a total dick.

Legion1979 wrote:3) Doragory tearing Muruchi's lower jaw (and the skin down his neck and chest) clear off his body and dismembering him.


Now that may have been the biggest dick move in tokusatsu history. The first time I saw that as a kid, my jaw dropped. The Ultra shows have a lot of pretty brutal monster deaths (including the Jirass frill-rip), but the Muruchi death was like something out of Dawn of the Dead. :lol:
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby RedZillaKing » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:13 pm

^All because he bumped into him.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby hammysammy59 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:17 pm

Holy shit, sounds like I need to finally watch some Ultraman. Can any Ultrafans name (or better yet, show) me a good place to start? PMs are cool.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby GodzillaXGomoraFight » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:26 pm

You can get the whole original series of Ultraman in Japanese with subtitles on DVD for dirt cheap. The DVDs don't have too many special features, but there is a monster encyclopedia in the last disc.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby NSZ » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:51 pm

RedZillaKing wrote:^All because he bumped into him.


Yeah, if there were ever a moment that signified that the Chouju were stronger than the monsters that came before them, I think that was it.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Legion1979 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:54 pm

Doesn't "choiju" translate to "superbeasts"?

I...kinda just think the violence in Ace just kinda, sort means Ultraman Ace is just a more violent show. I doubt it was making a statement about how much stronger these superbeasts were.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Tormentor » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:05 am

Shazam14 wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related


That is skreeonked up!

But! I rather get roughed up a bit and get a quick death like Gomora, then experience this kind of hell:
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I think I can safely say that Ghidorah did not have a quick death, and that he had a tougher beat down then the Gomora within that video :lol:
And yes, although Ghidorah is a major dick, he was once again being controlled within DAM.....Shameful.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Cimmerian Dragon » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:48 am

Tormentor wrote:
Shazam14 wrote:
HayesAJones wrote:Ya' know, for a 'hero', Ultraman sounds like total dickweed.


This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related


That is skreeonked up!



Nope. That there is just called "getting the job done"! 8-)
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Living Corpse » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:54 am

Tormentor wrote:
But! I rather get roughed up a bit and get a quick death like Gomora, then experience this kind of hell:
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I think I can safely say that Ghidorah did not have a quick death, and that he had a tougher beat down then the Gomora within that video :lol:
And yes, although Ghidorah is a major dick, he was once again being controlled within DAM.....Shameful.

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Sniff. At least he went down fighting. :(
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby King Caesar » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:51 pm

In all honesty, that fight was more of a Ghidorah beatdown than anything else. As soon as he landed, he was toast.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby TokyoVigilante » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:54 pm

King Ghidorah was holding his own pretty well, I thought. It wasn't until that he was physically knocked to the ground that he was finished for good, but he was keeping them at bay and the option of retreat was always there. Until Godzilla started stomping all over his necks.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby King Caesar » Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:59 pm

But he didn't really take any of the kaiju down for good (Anguiras was dropped from the sky, but he walked off, if I remember correctly). His beams were more of a "Stay Away From Me" move. They inflicted very little damage, hitting Gorosaurus and Godzilla once apiece (again, my memory is a little hazy).
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby edgaguirus » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:46 pm

You're right. Ghidorah's beams weren't used to full effect in the battle, and he did try to retreat, but Godzilla stopped him.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Tormentor » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:17 pm

Cimmerian Dragon wrote:
Nope. That there is just called "getting the job done"! 8-)


So what do you call the beatdown Hedorah took from Godzilla near the end of their battle? lol

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