Not as horrible as Megaguirus taking multiple jabs at Godzilla's manhood, but hey, you don't do that to Ultraman!
What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?
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Tormentor
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?
Dick Moment within the Ultraman universe: Rape!
Not as horrible as Megaguirus taking multiple jabs at Godzilla's manhood, but hey, you don't do that to Ultraman!
Not as horrible as Megaguirus taking multiple jabs at Godzilla's manhood, but hey, you don't do that to Ultraman!
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space godzilla
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?
^I almost died. 
Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done. - King Novik, DOOM Eternal
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MasonWerx
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?
Frankenstein from Frankenstein conquers the World is the biggest dick.
He just runs away constantly and the sucker punches Baragon, then runs away again.
That movie frustrates me so much because you have one of the coolest Kaiju ever getting punked by (in my opinion) the most -------- monster pretty much in film history. I wish that there was an alternate ending where Baragon chomps Frankenstein's head off and then goes about his merry way. Was anyone cheering for retardstein?
Oops, I just noticed this was supposed to be "Favorite" dick moments. Whatever, frankenstein is a dick.
He just runs away constantly and the sucker punches Baragon, then runs away again.
That movie frustrates me so much because you have one of the coolest Kaiju ever getting punked by (in my opinion) the most -------- monster pretty much in film history. I wish that there was an alternate ending where Baragon chomps Frankenstein's head off and then goes about his merry way. Was anyone cheering for retardstein?
Oops, I just noticed this was supposed to be "Favorite" dick moments. Whatever, frankenstein is a dick.
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Space Hunter M
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?
So wait, the monster who indifferently goes about eating both humans and livestock on a whim (Which inadvertently makes everyone bring out their pitch forks and torches the good natured one) is the one we're supposed to sympathize with? Yup, I totally agree. 
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MasonWerx
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?
You nailed it bro!Space Hunter M wrote:So wait, the monster who indifferently goes about eating both humans and livestock on a whim (Which inadvertently makes everyone bring out their pitch forks and torches the good natured one) is the one we're supposed to sympathize with? Yup, I totally agree.
