What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

[Megalon-5]

For some reason, I've always assumed the orbs were used as a "super organ". Basically, it allowed Hedorah to use all it's special powers like the beams, changing into different forms, splitting up and reforming. That's how I've always viewed it.

Also, upon rewatching Godzilla vs. Gigan, there's a scene where Gigan tries to fly into Godzilla, but instead he hits Ghidorah and falls to the ground. Ghidorah, without missing a beat, starts shooting Gravity Beams at Gigan. Probably one of my favorite parts of the battle.

[Patrick Alan]

They are Hedorah eggs.

[Godzillabrawler]

I always assumed they were Hedorah's eyes. :/

[Space Hunter M]

Ah, the age old Hedorah argument...

[Breakdown]

How are they Hedorah's eyes if Hedorah's eyes where red, whereas the objects are white? Eggs are possible, though.

[Patrick Alan]

Remember after he rips out the two objects, Hedorah turns back into the flying form and tries to escape, but he still has his eyes. Here watch this, it might help.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox20l8LtE88

[Gojira65]

I still find MechaGodzilla breaking Anguirus's jaw to be one of the finest dick moments in kaiju history.

[Dust_pan]

This video just proves that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN7Pohdp ... re=related

That's horrible! I genuinely feel sad for Gomora.

To be fair, Gomora and his monster gang were portrayed as even bigger assholes in that film. Plus, he was the one who started that part of the fight in the first place, using his sudden mind powers to mess with the Ultras. Of course, that doesn't make his death any less cruel. But he was still kinda asking for it.

As almost everyone has mentioned, Ultramen and a number of monsters in the series can be total assholes, or even worse. One example that always comes to mind is when Kiyla whoops Ultraman's ass. The ultra gets so pissed at this that he actually found it necessary to kill the monster... while it's harmlessly walking away... What makes this situation so jarring is the fact that Kiyla was basically sparing both Ultraman and the Science Patrol. Not to mention the fact that they were on Kiyla's own home world, and at that point could have left whenever they wanted to. lol, Ultraman was just being a sore loser.

Oh, and of course Gigan was mostly a dick throughout his appearances. Even when he wasn't under mind control.

[Mincecraft]

^ Gomora just found out what happens when ya don't pay up to the Godfather.

[demoylition]

I still think we can all agree that ultraman is one of the biggest assholes in a kaiju movie

[Reaper Man]

Showa Godzilla's dick moves...

1. Godzilla's breath to King Kong's crotch.
2. Godzilla tearing Ebirah's claw off and taunting him with it.
3. Godzilla's discipline on Minilla (tail stomp, ect.)

[Gailah 1966]

Easy.

- Rodan's ball-drop

Poor Godzilla... his balls are actually pretty abused...

I second that! Epic!

[Shadow]

I still find MechaGodzilla breaking Anguirus's jaw to be one of the finest dick moments in kaiju history.

I'm gonna have to agree with you there. Not only did he toss his ass up and down like a rag doll, but to add insult to injury broke his jaw.

[Mincecraft]

Easy.

- Rodan's ball-drop

Poor Godzilla... his balls are actually pretty abused...

I second that! Epic!

Couldn't resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKp7hpElOcw

[Tormentor]

I still find this to be an awfully painful moment

I know Megagurius was wanting energy, but Godzilla didn't deserve to take constant shots below the belt, dick move lol.

Another dick moment...Well in this case, dick moments. Is Mothra larva bitting Godzilla's tail nearly all the time. What did that tail ever do to you!


Yeah, this one is self explanatory. Damn Destoroyah trying to kill off a young Junior by injecting micro oxygen into his heart and body.

[GodzillaSpawn]

I feel like Godzilla and Kong were dicks to each other, between Godzilla scorching Kong and clapping, Kong trying to jam a tree down Godzilla's throat, or Godzilla absolutely pummeling with tail slaps as Kong is already unconscious (and looking damn happy).

Still crack up hilariously when Kong tries to do his hedgehog imitation down the mountain and misses Godzilla, only to go face-first into a rock.

[Handsome Jack]

I feel like Godzilla and Kong were dicks to each other, between Godzilla scorching Kong and clapping, Kong trying to jam a tree down Godzilla's throat, or Godzilla absolutely pummeling with tail slaps as Kong is already unconscious (and looking damn happy).

Still crack up hilariously when Kong tries to do his hedgehog imitation down the mountain and misses Godzilla, only to go face-first into a rock.

Why did that just make me want to see Kong vs Godzilla again?

On topic... The only moment I can think of is when Godzilla blew away that army dude who felt he had a connection to Godzilla In Godzilla Vs King Ghidorah. Wow Godzilla is a dick.

[Eunectes]

Showa:
1. Rodan and Godzilla's fight and them laughing at each other.
2. Godzilla ripping Anguirus's jaw
3. Anguirus walking into Gigan's chains

Heisei:
1. SpaceGodzilla trapping Little G as he watches SpaceG torture Godzilla.
2. Destroyah just absolotuely owning and tossing Junior
3. MechaGodzilla killing Godzilla.

Millenium:
1. Godzilla destroying Gigan.
2. Megaguirus stabbing Godzilla's crouch area
3. Godzilla lets Baragon jump towards him, but makes Baragon taste the pain in his face from Godzilla's tail.

[Breakdown]

King Kong maiming the Sea Serpent from KKE. Im sorry but that Sea Serpent didnt look like it was even interested in attacking the Submarine. Then Kong clobbers it in the head with a rock before driving it away.

Red King deciding to crash Gigass and Dorako's fight and maim both of them. What an asshole.

Ultraman and the Science patrol in general.

[DeadpoolsbetterThanU]

My favorite three are:
1. Gabara
2. Space Godzilla kidnapping little Godzilla
3. Destoroyah beating the shit out of Burning Godzilla, then killing his son right afterwards.