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What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Blackout286 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:21 pm

Come on, I'm sure we all have a few enjoyable, favorite or at least memorable moments. It doesn't have to be completely Godzilla related, it can involve Gamera and Ultraman as well. I'll start off:

Favorite Moments:
1. Gigan and Megalon surrounding Jet Jaguar and Godzilla in a massive ring of fire, then laughing their asses off lol. I know they were the villains within the film but that was a dick move. :lol:

2. Godzilla thrashing Titanosaurus, seemingly winning the physical struggle as he picked up his aquatic like a true victor, only for MechaGodzilla to blast beam Godzilla in the back/neck and have Titano fall on top of Godzilla. Katsura, that was a dick move lol.

3. Ultraman ripping off Jirass's throat fins (or frills) then taunting him/her with it, shortly before the creature's death. Ultra-Dick Move there hero ;)

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby HayesAJones » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:37 pm

Easy.

- Rodan's ball-drop
- Ghidorah blasting Godzilla in the nuts
- GMK Goji smashing the hospital with his tail

Poor Godzilla... his balls are actually pretty abused...

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Tormentor » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:41 pm

1. Hedorah mostly killing everyone within its path during its reign, except for a kitten. That's just a dick move that needs no explanation xD. Now the baby being trapped in slug but alive isn't a dick move, that's douchebag stats lmao

2. The Cosmos trying to control the earth, a dick move in pretty wrapping.

3. Baltan's epic laugh IN ITSELF, is a dick move. Because no one get's to hear that classic tormenting laugh unless it meant getting an ass whoop-in.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby SuperMonsterZero » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:06 am

For a second I thought this thread would involve giant irradiated monster genitalia :lol:

But my top three all have to be from Ultraman

1. When Ultraman commits genocide by destroying the ship of surviving Baltan-seijin. We later found out that there were other Baltans, so it was only attempted genocide, but still, what the skreeonk Ultraman?

2. When Ultraman beats up that giant monster created from children's drawings and hurls him into space, all because it wanted to take a nap.

3. When Ultraman beats up, dismembers, and kills Gomora, a giant monster that was only angry because it was stolen from its home by like some evil circus guy or something.

4. After feeling sorry for violently killing giant monsters, Ultraman decides to make up for past wrongs by beating up an emo zombie monster that crys a lot and just wants to rest in peace in the Monster Graveyard, then forcibly attaching him to a rocket and shooting him off into space. Sure, he's back in the Monster Graveyard, but I don't know how he feels about drifting around on that rocket for all eternity.

Yeah, I know I had four instead of three, but whatever, Ultraman's just that much of an Ultra-dick! :P
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Godz » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:35 am

Ghidrah: Rodan laughs at Godzilla as Mothra webs him up, only to get silked himself, then Godzilla laughs.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby hammysammy59 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:34 am

Hedorah taking a big sloppy dump on Godzilla ranks up there.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby menschenjaeger » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:44 am

Hedorah, um..."unloading" on Godzilla. A beatdown is one thing, but...eugh. NOT. COOL.

Edit: Dammit, you beat me, hammysammy. I was shocked nobody was mentioning that one.

Jet Jaguar breaking Gigan's arm over his knee.

Dorako just going SPLAT with Pigmon. Yes, that jumping around and gibbering was annoying, and...wait, you know what? I give Dorako a pass. It was REALLY annoying. (Ultraman has so many dick moves that I'm not going to count that show. I haven't seen much Ultraseven, but he was a little more "noble" than the original Ultraman, wasn't he?)

So I'm going to say Godzilla taunting Ebirah with his own severed arm.

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Postby Kaiju-King42 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:03 am

Rodan's infamous crotch drop.

Moguera hitting Godzilla during the battle with Spacegodzilla's when they were supposed to be on the same side!

Godzilla attacking Mothra for no reason in EHotD.
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Postby Space Hunter M » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:08 am

Godzilla tripping up Kong with his tail and laughing and clapping in self-satisfaction.
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Postby Superrex » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:54 am

Godzilla letting Minya get hurt by Kamacuras and then hitting him with his tail in Son of Godzilla

Godzilla getting blasted in the balls(already said,I know)

Megaguirus trying to stab Godzilla while he's getting up.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby James23873 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:09 pm

1. Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah- Godzilla sees Shindo, and remembers when he was a Godzillasaur. And even though he seems to remember Shindo, he goes ahead and blasts him point blank with his breath anyway. Godzilla's number one dick move in my opinion.

2. Godzilla 2000- After Katagiri screams Godzilla's name, Godzilla just smashes him with his hand. Then he roars victoriously as if he just killed King Ghidorah or something.

3. Son of Godzilla- Godzilla threatens to hit Minilla if he doesn't breath an atomic blast.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby kaiju115 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:08 pm

1. Destoroyah taking off with Jr. dropping the little guy, and then blasting him.

2. SpaceGodzilla kidnapping Little Godzilla.

3. Ultraseven severing Eleking's tail and head
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Postby Godzillabrawler » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:34 pm

SuperMonsterZero wrote:2. When Ultraman beats up that giant monster created from children's drawings and hurls him into space, all because it wanted to take a nap.

4. After feeling sorry for violently killing giant monsters, Ultraman decides to make up for past wrongs by beating up an emo zombie monster that crys a lot and just wants to rest in peace in the Monster Graveyard, then forcibly attaching him to a rocket and shooting him off into space. Sure, he's back in the Monster Graveyard, but I don't know how he feels about drifting around on that rocket for all eternity.


Ultraman tries to help too much sometimes. Seriously, that napping monster did absoltuely nothing to get what it did.
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby ゴジラ » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:28 pm

Megagurius constantly jabbing into Godzilla's manhood over and over just to gain and absorb his precious energy. Ghidorah and Rodan damaging Godzilla's junk was bad, but this Queen made it her duty when it came to getting what she wanted.

Kiryu Goji killing the Adult Mothra in front of her offspring, a dick move right there.

Jiger impregnating Gamera against his will T.T....What? That was rape and a dick move all in one.

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Postby edgaguirus » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:50 pm

Megalon and Gigan beating up JJ. JJ is dazed and hurt, and then they toss him into the air for Megalon to use as target practice.

Ultraman tearing of Jirass frill

and number 1 is...Gamera using Zigra as a xylophone just before the alien fish is torched.
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Postby RedZillaKing » Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:01 am

Its funny that you should bring up thev Ultra Murderers. They've been killing monsters unnecessarily for years.

1. Ultraman Mebius decapitates Earthtron despite the kaiju being innocent.

2. Ultraman needlessly murders Gamakujira for having a weird appetite. What does an Ultra care about spoiled Earth women?

3. Red King tears off chandlar's wing and throws it at him. Whatta dick.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Godzilla1703 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:09 am

1. Tyrant laughing while he is supperior to the Ultra's. You dick...

2. And before battling Ultraman, Tyrant shows boredom while waiting for the ultra to arrive on Uranus. What the hell do u have to do you asshole...

3. Ultraman Mebius killing innocent Earthtron
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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby The H-Man » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:41 am

1. Gigan blocking and buzzsawing Anguirus while Godzilla is being blasted by the tower

2. Mechakong blinding Kong with that flashing light just before they start to fight

3. Ghidorah blasting the Mothra larva around before Godzilla and Rodan come to the rescue

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby JAGzilla » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:20 pm

Living Corpse wrote:Gigan holding Jet Jaguar hostage, that one scene where Gigan is thrating to rip off Jet Jagur's head if Godzilla comes closer and he does try it to but Godzilla reaches him before he can make any lasting damage.


I love that scene. It really sells Gigan as the cowardly jackass he is. He knows from experience that he can't take Godzilla, so he just grabs a hostage instead. Kaiju dickery at its finest.

Death Ghidorah beating the living crap out of the Mothras has to be up there, too.

And Grand Ghidorah's kid-killing dome o' doom. Even for a villain, that's just messed up.

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Re: What Are Your Three Top Favorite Daikaiju Dick Moments?

Postby Tormentor » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:10 pm

Living Corpse wrote:Wait I got one.

That gyaos catching the remains of another Gyaos in it's mouth after the one had been blown up by Gamera.


That was sick and so wrong even by Destoroyah and Gaira standards. :shock:


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